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Steven Baquerizo and Andrea Pilar proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while dropping some chisme, and hot takes.
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Happy New Year, everyone! The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Co-host, Andrea, and Sound Engineer, Niall, are on the road again somewhere off Route 80 while Steven sits comfortably at his corporate office. 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January transfer window is open. What can we expect?Not cool moment of the week: Covid spikes in Europe, notably England. Should the season come to a halt?Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: The dismantling of our democracy 😬 Female Intended Play: NWSL Draft later this week. 2021 draft comes with new rules and requirements.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. PS5 update: Steven secured the bag. Suck on that scalpers!
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition is back? We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Player awards, managers sacked, and more!Not cool moment of the week: Pep ready to throws hands at the 4th official?!Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS post-season (expansion) drafts; Copa Libertadores updatesFemale Intended Play: NWSL had a record breaking season across the board. How do they build off that?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. And no, Steven did not secure a PS5 :(
He’s an artist, and we were drawn to his work in animation and lightboxes, specifically regarding soccer. He’s worked with UEFA adidas, Chelsea FC, MLS just to name a few, welcome Case! We talk about his recent collaborative projects, and what makes him a soccer fan. Follow his work @wcjern and @off-footWe follow things up hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Case joined in on our degeneracy Not cool moment of the week: Racism in PSG v. Istanbul champions league match. Very not cool. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. Andrea is still reeling from the North London Derby victory.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek talk! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS Cup final this weekend. Steven might tune in; Andrea might not.Female Intended Play: USWNT players in Europe (Alex Morgan scored her first goal for Spurs!) and Andrea gives us a recap of the Women in Soccer launch event!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs :)
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Managerial goss, market speculation (financial and soccer) and Sergio Ramos' career after soccer is in MMA? Not cool moment of the week: Cavani with a major blunder on social media. A real pendejo.Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: USMNT Stars shine on the Champions League stageFemale Intended Play: USWNT win battle in court but still continue fight for equal pay.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. 
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!The passing of Diego Maradona shook the soccer world this week. We lost an icon all too human. Steven is super bummed about it like the rest, but Andrea and Niall have some major news that will bring you joy. And of course we got hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS doing wacky things in the playoffs Female Intended Play: Rapinoe has a new book out and it is spicy!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. 
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Better late than never, amirite?! We're fully recovered from all the highs and lows of election anxiety. America, fuck yeah. Anyway, hot soccer chisme feels like a rerun episode from 2019. Doesn't look like much happened in the one week we were gone 🤷‍♂️. You decide!Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/ and bottom of the barrel Ligue 1.In our own Backyard: USMNT back in action; Philly awarded a Captain America shield; MLS postseason. Female Intended Play: FA WSL recap; our USWNT ladies in Europe; upcoming panels and webinars. make sure to listen all the way to get the deets on how to join!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Seasonal depression is stacking on top of our regular depression and we got just the remedy for that: hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: Summer transfer window is closing this week. Should USMNT players in MLS seek a loan (or transfer) abroad?Female Intended Play: Euro Qualifiers and latest transfers. Austria becomes first European country with a women's blind team.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We resume our regularly scheduled club soccer programming (International break is still dumb, except for World Cup qualifiers. You heard it here first). We kick things off with that hot chisme to wake up your soft palate. Premier League hit us early af this past Saturday with the Merseyside Derby, that ended in a 2-2 draw and an ACL injury. Tottenham lived up to their "Spursy" nickname. Andrea still hasn't recovered. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League is also back! first rounds of matches in the group stage. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: There are like way too many MLS games every 3-5 days it's already old news; so we hit you with the latest ones. Which probably won't matter by the time you hear this haha. NWSL Fall Series comes to an end, and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Heath and Press each get their first goal of the season! New and announcement from over the weekend; New football reality show ‘Ultimate Goal’ out to discover talent in women’s game?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!We're coming at ya with a mini-sode this week because of International break (it's dumb except for South American World Cup Qualifiers). First and foremost, we hit you with the hot goss. That never takes a break. Some big news out of England with some radical league reform. CR7 got that rona and more...In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. MLS Reserve League again?!NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. New and announcement from over the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!The transfer market is closed and we had some last minute deals (and no deals) to talk smack about.  We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh and yet again, and more and more positive covid cases amongst staff and players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week, split in two this week: a "not so serious" one and a "very serious" one. That's the best we came up with Premier League had one if its most bizarre weekend in recent memory; Really though, Serie A is an attacking league now? We had some high scoring games again; We saw what looks to be a back to normal Messi. Coutinho scored for Barca, lol; Big results from Bundesliga over the weekend; Choc des Olympiques between Lyon and Marseille ended in a 1-1 draw.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. USWNT start finally make their debuts in EnglandStay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! Which means the last of the "Steven Episodes" before a full socially distant collab.Deadline day for transfers is nearing closer and closer. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh, and more and more positive covid cases amongst players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Handball rule. Premier League was marred with a slew of penalty calls over the weekend; Serie A is an attacking league now?; La Liga put up some big results, notably 6-1 win for Atletico Madrid with a brace for Luis Suarez in his debut; Bayern finally lost in Bundesliga; Ligue 1 is still a dub to be honest.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Some big news from Jozy Altidore.  Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back on the road on their voyage back to the Big Apple. Steve connect via Skype to kickoff season 3 of the pod.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We're nearing the end of the Summer transfer window and have seen some obvious deals take place (#BaleIsBack), while some others are still developing. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Leyton Orient with 18 positive COVID results. Yikes.Premier league delivered exciting matches over the weekend. La Liga and Ligue 1 are a dub thus far. Bundesliga gave us a 8-0 thriller from the goal machine, Bayern Munich.MLS released their schedule for the remainder Fall season. Logistics are all over the place from broadcasters to "home field" advantage. Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Also, Euro Women qualification. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
Premier league is back baby and so are we! So is La Liga and Ligue 1 if you're into that. Not to mention Bundesliga and Serie A on deck this coming weekend.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We got some wild ones that may or may not happen. Decide for yourself. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: PSG-Marseille brawl! 5 red cards, fam.Week one of the premier league is in the books. Some spicy results, notably a 4-3 thriller at Anfield. And some lackluster one's like Spurs 0-1 Everton. We touch on La Liga and Ligue 1 from over the weekend to round out Top 5 in Europe.Back home we have some news on US internationals, New clubs emerging, established clubs elevating their profile. Did you know MLS is not 10-11 games in? Neither did we. Steven chimes in on NISA Fall season for you hipsters out there.Keep an eye on the FA Women's Super League this season. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
The Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Andrea has dubbed these latest episodes the "Steven episodes" as he has assumed full creative control for the Summer season. It's one for the archives. Straight faith -- you don't want to miss it! Andrea is out in the USA wilderness and made it to the West coast (best coast? Nah!) We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a razzle dazzle of hot goss. Top leagues in Europe have concluded their season, promotions/relegation battles are wrapping up. This Summer pre(post?) season is over! On our side of the pond we got #MLSisBack Tournament in semifinals, NWSL Challenge Cup winners, USL season underway, and NISA Independent Clubs Cup (NY Cosmos ole ole ole). Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
The Wankers are back at it again via Skype! Expect this to be the trend this Summer while Andrea is out in the USA wilderness! We start things off with the wild crazy transfer rumors and a sprinkle of hot goss. Leagues around Europe are just about done, promotions/relegation battles are underway, Spurs won the North London Derby, This Summer pre(post?) season is almost over. On our side of the pond we got #MLSisBack Tournament steadily going, NWSL Challenge up going in to Knockout rounds. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! 
The Wankers connect via skype to discuss Liverpool winning the league and how horrible the next 100 years are about to be for every other footy fan, as well as transfer rumors, the upcoming North London Derby, the #MLSisBack Tournament and the continuing NWSL tournament amidst the spread of COVID-19. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! 
The Wankers are back and extremely out of the loop! Steven and Andrea catch up after nearly 4 months apart, and talk the #blacklivesmatter movement in footy (1:30), Ndombele's spat with Mourinho (10:00) , the MLS is Back tournament (18:53) and Woso stans absolutely sleuthing on the Orlando Pride rookies (make your venmo feed private y'all) (20:28). And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em. 
The Wankers love to follow up an attempt at a presidential address that induces mass panic by really leaning into the panic. Coronavirus has gone from putting beloved games behind closed doors, to postponing Serie A and Arsenal games altogether. Players are air high fiving, and Llorente is sliding into oblivion. Steven and Andrea cover the coronavirus updates (1:46), the Champions League round of 16 (6:08), whatever's left of the Premier League season (11:12) and Bundesliga protests (12:54). The US Soccer Federation is sexist af, Andrea's dad won't stop sending her doomsday articles, and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em (and please wash your hands). 
Coronavirus is everywhere, including footy. Steven and Andrea talk their regular chisme, despite Super Tuesday results (2:30), dive into FA cup controversies (9:30) and Liverpool's first string of 3 losses since Brendon Rogers. Between El Clasico (15:55), and the German Cup quarterfinals, this past weekend wasn't lacking entertainment, the Wankers also cover the MLS opening weekend (22:25) and the new NWSL commissioner appointment, Lisa Baird (25:55). Remember to enter our giveaway on Instagram for two NYCFC home game opener tickets, and follow us on twitter @fkwpod, Instagram @fullkitwankerspod and as always, you've got subs if you need 'em. 
Steven and Andrea gather after an eventful footy week to cover sloppy Ramos red cards, coronavirus' effect on Serie A and Manchester City's file for appeal of their UEFA ban among other things (2:40). The Wankers discuss the eventful start to the Champions League round of 16 (19:40), Liverpool's never ending conviction (20:48), and Alphonso Davies' TikTok (30:45) before delving into Jermaine Jones' Sports Illustrated interview (37:00), and Sydney Leroux's fight for a collective bargaining agreement within the NWSL (43:20). Enter our giveaway for a chance to win 2 tickets to NYCFC's home opener on March 14th on our Instagram, follow us on twitter @fkwpod and remember, you've got subs, if you need 'em. 
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