Full Tank Basketball

In this episode Dan and Alec launch the Full Tank Basketball podcast. What exciting developments are in store? None, none at all. But they do hand out the First Annual Tankies for the best NBA off-season developments. Find out why they disagree over Jabari Parker, what Alec thinks of LeBron, and why Dan has beef with Steve Ballmer. Will they hand out all the awards before having to split this episode into two? Download to find out!

In this episode Dan and Alec finish part two of the prestigious Tankie Awards. Will they remember to add an intro this time? Will they (marginally) improve the audio? Will they spend almost 15 minutes discussing the Knicks and Nets? Download to find out!

In this episode Dan and Alec begin their division by division preview of the new NBA season. Can they spend an hour discussing the Southeast Division? Do they love what the Magic are doing? And can they come up with hot takes on the Charlotte Hornets? Download to find out!

In this episode Dan and Alec continue their division by division preview of the new NBA season. Will they finally shatter the hour mark? Will the audio be slightly better but kinda suck? Do they both love Dirk? Is Alec still down on the Rockets? Does this somehow turn into a discussion about the Process Sixers? Download to find out! But the answer to all of these is yes.

In this episode Dan and Alec continue their division by division preview of the new NBA season. Will Dan and Alec finally be audible at the same volume? Do the guys think the Cavs are sneaky good? Do they think the Pistons are one of the four or five best teams in their division? Is Alec buying a Jabari Parker jersey? Does Dan somehow bring up the Process Sixers? Download to find out!

In this episode Dan and Alec talk for almost two hours about the Pacific, Jimmy Butler, and why you suck. Will Dan and Alec finally get their dream audio? Will Dan go woke af? Will Alec explain what the heck a Steak and Shake is? And who is a more despicable human being, Rajon Rondo or anyone who doesn't listen to our podcast? Download to find out!

The takes just keep getting hotter. I'm talking scorching hot, Arizona sun level of heat. Will you be able to go five minutes without shouting "DAMN THAT TAKE IS HOT!"? Will you scream "muy caliente" repeatedly? Will you turn the pod off, delete it, then redownload it because you can't take how hot these takes are but still need them? YES! You will, download!

Are you ready for some basketball? As the season tips off, Alec and Dan finish up their mega-preview with the most fun division in the NBA. Does Alec hate a Nugget for not going to Shake and Steak? Is it time to declare war on the Timberwolves? Does Dan find some way to use the Trailblazers to rip on Boston? And are these the coldest Jazz takes you'll ever listen to? Download to find out!

Nothing is hotter than lightning. Certainly not the sun, Alec, which only reaches 6,000 degrees Kelvin, not 30,000 like a lightning bolt. So these takes are hotter than the sun! Plus, we got full coverage of the Brawl to Settle Chris Paul, as well as a strategy for the Rockets to deal with the fallout, and a blueprint for beating the Warriors. We're going to tell you who will win the NBA title, and, we have a very special guest, in a way you've never heard them before. Who is it? Download to find out!

It's Full Tank's spooooooooky Halloween special. Is Caris Lavert's breakout a trick on the Nets or a treat for suffering Nets fans? How spooky are the Rick Pitino rumors? What NBA team is a M. Night Shyamalan film? What do the guys think of Halloween? What will Alec say about his boy Zhou Qi's big night? And what is the scariest movie ever made? Download to find out!

Full Tank is throwing a party and busting out some party games. Would Alec rather enter the Shark Tank or work with Mr. Spaghetti? Is Dan lying about the utter incompetence of the woefully mismanaged Charlotte Bobcats? Will Alec find everlasting happiness with Donovan Mitchell? Download to find out!

This entire episode is about the Jimmy Butler trade and Carmelo Anthony. Is Dan excited that his Sixers have a big three? Is Alec gloating over the Rockets' misfortune? Does the pod hate veterans? Download to find out!

Will Alec and Dan say "gobble gobble" multiple times? Will you learn who they are thankful for? Will some turkeys get pardon? Are there really people in this world who don't like sweet potatoes? And who are this week's special guests? Download to find out!

Will the Heat's season be declared dead on arrival? Do the Derrick Rose led Timberwolves still have hope? Download to find out!

On this week's episode, Alec and Dan dive into the Gulenist movement, discuss the Khashoggi murder, and explore the Abrahamic religions. Oh, there's also some talk about basketball.