Hello Dysfunction

It doesn’t feel like Halloween, doctor’s scales are liars, always thrift wool and Brian is dead. Hippos love pumpkins, being cringe on IG, maga minaj is embarrassing and age gap relationships are gross. For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com 

I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask.Lev and I get into cheap lipstick, the phonetic alphabet I apparently missed, and why I’m not trailing behind any fucking man. Then we’re reading your shadiest confessions: car damage, messy friend groups, betrayal, and a prank call with a very suspicious response. Plus, birthday love and a little movie and documentary talk.For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com 

A $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job interviews, and knowing when to apologize. Plus, more of your shadiest stories—including hidden cash, an unexpected car, and a husband who moved into the roommate’s bedroom.For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com 

Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some kitten confessions. For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com 

Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and  Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really optional, ignoring past grossness and we have a listener in a pickle. For early uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com