CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

Today's romance scene might be better than ever & we might be ruining it by playing games with our very own selves! On this episode we discuss "Prevalence Induced Concept Change" and the amount of mental re-framing we can employ on a daily basis to improve our love lives.  Follow along: - Tinder is versatile af - Your threshold for happiness - Nothing is wrong = something is wrong - Equal opportunity arguments - Calm fight prevention, nah, can't relate - Technology doesn't suck but you do - Scrolling & trolling the newsfeed - Jay & Bey are fighting like dogs & cats too - We are chasing the wrong thing - Content but no context - Those fucking travel couples!! - Your online activity needs some regulation - These algorithms are getting the best of me - Social media detox & cleanse - Does eating more count as higher productivity? - The upside to divorce - Redefining "failed marriage" - Unhappy together vs unhappy alone - Even toxic relationships give you direction

How is this tech shit actually going to play out? Is it gonna help or hinder us? We discuss near-future tech innovations and what this means for finding love and matters of the heart. We cover: - The zombie apocalypse has arrived - International dating, no passport required - VR dating on a budget - Major concerns about VR & food - My lazy ass wants to VR - VR'ing at Trader Joe's - Catfishing - Pre-screening people wit VR - How your broke ass will afford VR goggles - Cock blocking tech malfunctions - Bad but extremely memorable IRL situations - Happy accidents - The future is an episode of Black Mirror - AI ain't that smart - Fucked up times build character - High-level enabling - Who AI match making actually benefits - You on paper vs you in real life - Genetic disease & baby-making deal breakers - What we're notposting on social media - We need some societal team players - More entrepreneurial app ideas - Back to basics: old school dating methods - The politics of blind dating - LinkedIn, your new love-finding tool - Thedating app integration idea dating app companies will thank us for - Technology is a mother - Join us in our class action lawsuit against 5G! Follow along with the articles referenced: VR: https://www.eharmony.co.uk/dating-advice/dating/experts-predict-what-dating-will-be-like-by-2040 AIMM & DNA-based matching: https://hackernoon.com/how-cutting-edge-tech-is-changing-online-dating-forever-sl1hh30sh

Not only are we tolerating bad societal & dating behavior, we're perpetuating it. In this episode, we talk the major problems & some solid solutions. Let's get down to it: - Fake Lesbians - The men suck movement - Major tangent alert! courtesy of Sid - Your childhood is ruining your dating life - Human adaptation is too good that now it's bad - "She's crazy" tangent (it's only Tuesday & it's been a long week) - The most bothersome behavior - Britney vs Christina - Flirty girlfriends - Why it doesn't pay to be a "cool girl" - "He should do that" entitlement - When you take advice from viral memes - Men x materialism: the epidemic - The VERY BEST way to put a superficial man in his place - The psychology behind "u up?" texts - People are not Postmates - How to respond to a "u up?" text - Don't blame it on the crazy - Don't underestimate the impact - The #1 reason for cheating - Once again, our jobs are killing our romantic lives - Is your marriage to your career or spouse? - Unacceptable condom behavior - Be willing to lose if he does THIS - This is the change we need! - Free product endorsement

She don't need you, she don't need nobody. But is this phenomenon a good or bad thing? We weigh in: - Can't have your cake & eat it too - We need some hard & fast rules - Feminists still want you to pay for their meal - We're teaching our girls the wrong thing - Men are getting cut out of the equation - The New Rebellion - Can't stand each other --> Understand each other - What "free meals" are really all about - We're conditioning a monster - The ever-existing sexual double standard - The bigger the body count, the bigger the issues - The slut shame game - What their sexual past means - The Goldilocks number on your body count - New trend alert: eunuch-shaming - Be fucking grateful - We are walking memes - Bad dating habits we need to retire - Are we actually trying to be together? - There's some anger below the surface - Vengeance on the one person that did you dirty - It's not a competition - Never say this again about women

We might be tired of our dating culture here, so what exactly is it like overseas?? What can men (and women) learn from our European counterparts? Join in & taste the foreign flavor with us & a special guest in this episode. We're covering: - Texting styles of the foreigners - Cut out the BS wit a binary dating system - Commit first, get to know them later - Commitment-phobic, vet-happy Americans - How the continents play hard to get - The sweet side of ghosting - Good ol' American work hard, play hard (to get) - A culture of suspicion - Which country is noticeably sexually charged - Being PC kills sexuality - Not everything is #metoo - Is that a compliment or a come-on? - (way too) Independent, wit liberty & justice for all... - How the continents showcase masculinity - European geographical advantages - The Scandinavian countries are on to something - Oh those foreign languages - Ladies first: women making the first move - For the last time, friendliness is not always flirtation - Compliments that won't get misinterpreted - What romance looks like in America - The emotionless epidemic in this country - Which cultures are nailing passion - The wrong outfit for a movie - The real reason for man purses - An in-depth look at man buns - The actual thing that makes a difference in your sex life - Sexual wisdom & awareness - Trending porn by country - The red light districts - Sex & religion can coexist We also reference this lovely article: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review#countries

It's a new decade & we're settling the hierarchy of relationship priority once & for all. Inspired by this article, "The Uncomfortable Truth About Who You Should Love Most (Between Your Spouse, Your Parents, And Your Kids)", we weigh lover, parents, kids, friends, job & hobby. Hint: Love gets top billing. Topics covered: - Never buy the warranty - The craziest Costco returns - Societal conditioning doesn't actually value romance - Career is the real lover here - The "grandfathered-in" trap - Your hierarchy of priority determines your relationship compatibility - The biggest modern parenting mistake - When you're married to your parents - Why you need to hit the town - When your family is your baggage - Do you choose your lover or your family? - Your awkward double-life - Is unconditional love actually bullshit? - Why we need to stop saying this whole "dicks before chicks" thing - Our possessive friends - Define a "real relationship" - Job vs friends - Friends are the first to go... but they circle back around - You bettah organize - The checks & balances of your social life - It's time to kiss your hobby goodbye - Fuck it, the gym wins everything - Life is a web, not a ladder #deep Article link: https://thoughtcatalog.com/matthew-fray/2017/07/the-uncomfortable-truth-on-if-you-should-love-your-spouse-your-parents-or-your-children-most/

According to the relationship experts & sex therapists, these are the top sex toys for couples in 2019 & we're letting you know what's overrated, what's worth your money & what you can just leave on the shelf. Follow along with the article referenced & see if you're thinking what we're thinking: http://nymag.com/strategist/article/best-couples-sex-toys.html Key Touch Points: - Black Friday & Cyber Monday self-generosity - Do not use massage guns as a sex toy - The bad side of vibrators - Being immune to dick - Should sex toys be a staple in your sex routine? - Sex toys for hillbillys - Men benefit by just enjoying the show - When sex toys make you want to just play video games - Pricey AF torture devices - Pocket pussy on upgrade - We learn what a frenulum is - Yes, we're bringing Jesus into this - The importance of charging those toys up - Turns out, we also learn what a perineum is as well - TSA-friendly devices - DIY sex toys with household items - Gotta hit them angles - Sex furniture? Amazon's got you boo - We argue about reusing sex toys on other partners

Ever caught yourself thinking, "isn't it weird that we dating but we ain't communicating"? You're definitely not alone. It's the age of communication breakdown & we're talking solutions on this episode. - non-practical self-pardoning - 'tis the season when all is forgiven - fatass is a lifestyle - if someone tells you thisabout their texting, dump em - appropriate communication frequency when first dating - when not texting for 24 hours is rude - avoiding the double-text - why there's no way to avoid a certain amount of game playing - best ways to restart no-replies - the art of timing & subtlety in sexting - sexting yourself into a corner - the classic thing guys do allll the time, don't be that guy - sexual comments that you can get away with - why faking it through sexting is the best option - statement-making emojis - k vs kk - the most passive aggressive emoji - voice-to-text mishaps will get you in trouble - best ways to cover up auto-text mishaps - the one thing you must do when your friend sexts you by accident - diversifying modes of communication - how to stand out on text - 15 minute phone calls will change your life - liven things up wit custom memes - thoughts on the "pop in" - the one thingthat let's you get away with anything - good communication is a base need

Turkey Drop is the infamous time of year during the holiday season where people end relationships. Are you considering a breakup or trying to safeguard yourself from one? Tune in, because this is the episode for you. Convo pieces we're cooking up: - which times of the year clock in w/ the highest breakup rates - solo during the holidays - legit reasons to fake it through the holidays with someone - why emailing your divorce request is okay - warm up family & friends for your Turkey Drop - pros & cons of breaking up before the holidays - relationships that are the most susceptible to holiday breakups - holidays are the most introspective time of the year! - the most ethical way to breakup - the worst type of guilt - prepare yourself for Turkey Drop aftermath - holiday rebound hookups - let's really assess the point of fruitcake tho - ways to save a dying relationship - there's levels to these red flags - the subtle ramifications of cheating - employing fights as a reset button - when your exit strategy backfires - tolerance for game playing by decade - Amazon saves the day yet again

Passion. We know what it is but we don't know how to explain it. Is it a missing ingredient in your relationship? Find out! In this episode we discuss: - Another example of why Sid should never do the intro - Passion: a history - Friction, as it relates to passion - Can sexuality & passion be separate? - Passion is action-oriented - What makes passion so attractive - Defining passion & what it looks like in a relationship - Sustaining passion in long term relationships - The timelessness of passion - Nostalgia works in your favor - The BEST way to create healthy friction - Passionate relationships don't always equal good relationship - Passion needs parameters - Why you need some mild conflict in your life - Starting fights on purpose - The good side of jealousy - Name that cartoon - The #1 reason why we want passion - The one thing you cannot schedule into your day - If your relationship isn't passionate, do THIS - The thing you should do once a month - 3 must-have things your relationship can't be without - Conversational chemistry

Jaded & empty or resentful & predictable, which is the lesser of the 2 evils? There's obviously a sunny side to both options so we're building & debating the case for each like the 2 open-minded diplomats we are. In this episode we're breaking down what leads to happiness & fulfillment, no matter what your relationship status is. Topics covered: - Now you can be even shadier on IG - Getting stalked makes life exciting - Swearing off any one thing is never effective - Why being single is exciting - Single & Spontaneous - Having options - The necessary revamp coming-of-age phase we all go through - The small % of your life you're actually single - Marriage & social validation - The things you can get away wit when you're single vs married - Married men live longer & we got stats to prove - What male group chats are actually like - The best parts of romantic fulfillment - Long term potential is clear from the beginning - When laughter is a problem - Marriage has a spectrum - Data analysis on your sex life - Thoughts on scheduling in sex - Resentful sex - How to easily forgive your partner - The obvious key to world peace - When you're single & questioning your existence - Societal pressure on women - Feeling jaded & empty - The numbers game involved to finding the one - Carrying someone's baggage - The surprisingly nice reason why marriage makes you less tolerant - A realistic glimpse into married life - Getting severely impacted by your partner's life decisions - When to prioritize your own goals vs your marriage - What open marriages are actually for - Competitive open marriages

Devi got married last weekend & Sid officiated her wedding as all good friends do. We were all barefoot & beachside, did the thing organically with no rehearsal, so naturally, we're now full of the most solid advice. We discuss the highlights, the current state of marriage, long distance & yet another entrepreneurial idea! In this episode: - True friends will officiate your wedding - The financial damage of weddings - Do you really need an $8,000 wedding dress? - The current state of divorce rates - Upcoming big business: divorces! - You're doing your wedding planning wrong if you do this - Our culture of insecurity - Get your finances right - Why officiating is harder than stand-up comedy - Wedding script highlights + Jay & Bey get a nod - How much men actually care about a wedding - Marriage & societal conditioning - The real reason for big, elaborate weddings - Angry wedding planning - To change or not change your last name - What people don't tell you about marriage - That rock on your hand is some liability - Horrifying stats about ring insurance - Non-negotiable wedding splurges

Busting a nut is evolution in a nutshell when you're banging like it's your last time on earth. We're discussing the injuries that come from this, fun themed days like Oral Sex Fridays & why sex injuries should be covered by insurance. More of the low down on this episode: - Does sex actually feel like fucking an apple pie? - What you can do with a Taco Bell bean burrito other than eat it - When your balls take a beating - How to still have fun when healing from a sex injury - Health Net better open up their plan to cover sex injuries - Should ball sucking be 1 at a time? - How guys actually feel about tea bagging - Sex pain & injuries are forgivable - What to do when you can't carry the chick up in the air - Doggy style & it's many injuries - Keeping boners takes more effort than you think - Female sex drive sustainability - Getting raw & a PSA for cutting your damn nails - It burns when you pee -  A broken nut is better than having zika - Passing out in the shower - Yes, you can hurt your tongue during oral - Slips into the wrong hole & other down for the count moves - Death by sex - Piercings are too high maintenance - Leave your pets out of the bedroom

Introducing the "Wildcard Date Movement", dishing on DILFs, dating trends, discrimination & all the ways to get you to expand your horizon and date outside your comfort zone. In this episode: - prototype discrimination beyond race - creepy astrology types are more common than you think - you're too comfortable - what 90% of women on dating apps include in their bio - there's more to them than their prototype - even the best of us are too judgmental - intentionally date outside of comfort zone - attention-getting buzzwords for that dating profile - WITHOUT FAIL, the first question you get asked when dating someone new - when your friends date outside their type - the question guys never ask eachother - their diet is a type - superficial reasons you're not dating someone - white people brownie points: how white people win respect in dating - let's put dick size stereotypes to rest - Diving into FPS - DILF's = Trendy Prototypes for 2019 & beyond - discriminatory things you encounter in dating - it turns out, men use make-up too

Sometimes it's innocent, occasionally it's intentional, every so often it's inevitable, but almost all the time - your ex reappearing isn't good news. In this episode we're talking: - Poll: spit vs swallow - Fixing your iron deficiency with sex - When your ex re-emerges & infiltrates your life - Dissecting someone's motive - Do you confront or ignore exes that are in your space? - You can't expect people to be like you - How to deal when your ex ruins your favorite spot - Opening up your violent third eye - The famous lines of Tupac - Having fun making problems for your ex - Stalking situations - When they no longer serve a purpose in your life - Do they deserve the benefit of the doubt? - When an ex has to stay in your life for mandatory reasons (kids, etc) - How exes are like amputations - It's easier to walk away from straight up assholes - Dual custody of pets = unnecessary - Breakups that divide friend groups - Loyalty is dead - Life just wants you to be fat

We're pulling from real life examples of what the current dating scene is like. We'll be talking about a bad string of dates, situations and:  - What makes a good date vs bad date - When their text & actual personality don't match up  - Eye contact is an art  - You can't practice chemistry  - Cutting dates short  - The move to try to salvage a horrible date - Feeling deceived by their in-person appearance  - When your date embarrasses the shit out of you  - Too coked out, too fat, too hoochie...  - Female dating is a group effort  - Men need slumber parties  - Fear of it being too good too fast  - You like them a lot but you want it to slow down  - Our opportunistic culture is ruining us  - Eggs all in one basket or nah  - Should you even trust your own instincts?  - Do you eat the whole bag of chips now or space it out  - Why middle school dating is so much better  - Ways to be memorable  - Digitally marking your territory  - Wrong person, right time vs right person, wrong time  - The scary part about meeting someone good  - Everyone gives you attention when you're taken  - The attitude that always attracts people  - Is it harder for women or men to date?  - Dating challenges specific to each gender - How sexuality & attraction is different for men & women  - Ways to make the dating scene better  - People are less normal than you think 

Has today's world strapped us with the right tools for marriage? Is Jay & Bey's marriage real? How many people are actually happily married? In this episode we discuss the very important ponderings of:  - Ratio of happily to unhappily married couples  - Marriage is still a respectable gamble  - Reasons people stay married  - Mindset we should enter into marriages with  - Mandatory pre-marital couples retreats  - The Catholic Church is on to something - Marriage culture customs & traditions is MIA  - Marriage as a bucket list item  - Relationship social validation - What relationships do to your friend group  - True love is not a conversation seller  - Marriage is still the ultimate goal  - Your single friends have better stories  - Taboo conversations & perfect marriage social pressure  - Conflict shame in marriage  - Being afraid of your judgmental friends  - Not every friend is a proper confidant - Divorce is a great option for many people  - Single is better than toxic relationship  - Alternatives to marriage  - Marriage from an evolutionary perspective  - Is Jay & Bey's marriage real? - The joys of companionship  - Arranged marriages & learning to love each other  - We're demanding too much of one person - Married & isolated  - Limit your relationship necessities to 3 things max 

You're back on the market & need to set up shop. Fire up those apps & get ready to recalibrate & re-equip. In this episode we're talking single-life strategy & all things: - why your dating profile isn't getting matches  - signs from the Universe you not ready  - what's TMI on your dating profile  - playing in to your competitive advantage  - the KEY thing that makes women want a first date  - conversation pitfalls to avoid  - have friends of opposite gender audit your bio - the 5 photos your profile needs  - thoughts on professional shots  - avoid the one blurb commonly on female dating profiles  - the most effective apps for what you want - escalating matches to dates: a real life breakdown of the numbers  - the pros of afternoon dates  - bad first date activities  - why you can't discount a frappuccino date  - how to cut people loose & scaling down your hotation - the right way to feel about people coming back from the dead  - yoga class & better places to hit on people  - the mind shift to not waste your time - statistically speaking, your proactivity is rewarded  - solo self-care nights are a part of a balanced dating routine 

Are we having less sex? What makes for good sex?? And men, we need your enthusiasm, please. In this episode:  - Survey stats of average sex partners vs what's actually happening - Everyone is fluffing their number  - Sharable google spreadsheets of your rap sheet  - Ideal number of sex partners you want your partner to have  - Do men actually want virgins?  - Sexual past correlates to sexual compatibility  - Can sexual history ruin a relationship? - Women having sex to defy double-standard  - Casual sex doesn't always mean sexual deviancy  - The perfect amount of oral - Blow job only mode vs prequel to sex mode - Guys & vocal feedback  - The strange experience of watching your home pornos  - Sex mood killers  - How men really feel when women initiate position changes - How women can up their sex game as a collective  - The problem wit focusing solely on their dick - Queefing & other boner killers  - Post-sex tactfulness & rejection  - Post-orgasm nasty, disgusting feelings  - Having a sex budget  - Your excitement is exciting  - Sex is different when you're making a baby  Link to study referenced in this episode: https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/sex-relationships/sex/heres-the-average-number-of-sexual-partners-each-generation-has-had-in-their-lifetime/news-story/f114d63057bf898cc8581328d7f31ac5

Sometimes, you see someone's true colors & it ain't pretty. We were gonna keep talking about biggest arguments offenses but this turned into a post-relationship analysis. We explore: - when you end up with the same type of person over & over  - rectifying parental issues w/ partner  - ignoring & being colorblind to RED flags  - when their personality in the relationships does a 180  - entitled behavior  - are these red flags actually deal breakers  - ignoring your gut instincts  - getting clear cut about your boundaries & deal breakers pre-relationship  - why friend approval matters  - investigating relationship intentions  - do you want this or is it convenient?   - being in denial/justifying behavior  - fixable character traits vs incompatible character flaws  - argument problems vs deal breakers  - behavior on social media & respecting your partner  - not posting about your partner on sm  - way you compromise your relationship  - "single energy" doesn't belong in committed relationship  - pay attention to actions over words  - are you with a narcissist?  - when they keep your shit hostage post-breakup  - why it's important to write down notes in relationships  - in what point of a relationship do you seek therapy?  - involving friends in your relationship drama  - exit interviews could be fun