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Welcome to 'THE BURBLE'. Each week your hosts Benny & Az will take a light-hearted look at the weekly news both here in australia and abroad. No topic is off limit. If politics needs to be explored we'll sidle up to Mr. Speaker and question the house. If a celebrity has a spectacular fall from grace we'll be there with open microphones to catch the thud! If sporting stars put the game into disrepute you can count on 'the 'THE BURBLE' to give then a supportive clip around the ear-hole. 'THE BURBLE' Open ears. Open hearts. Open cans...
61 Episodes
This week Benny & Az get down to brass tacks about he divorce of Bill & Melinda Gates, how you need to check your posts when trying to sell stuff online & you're not naked while taking the pics, how a Gold Coast hairdresser is banning people who have been vaccinated for COVID-19. how people in India are using scat to ward off the virus, how coppers in Britain like their coffee stirred & Az's rant gets overtaken by Benny who is pissed about the mouse plague. Web:
S4 Ep. 5 'Hey Arnold!'

S4 Ep. 5 'Hey Arnold!'


This week Benny & Az discuss old mate that tore the shit out of the Dunedoo Golf Course with disc plough, how Amercians need to be told NOT to fill plastic bags with gasoline, 90's cartoons...did they contain analingus? Chicago's rat problem and the feline solution, Nintendo's pricing and stupid apps for the Switch AND Az rants about roadworks.Web:
This week Benny & Az talk about how not returning videos you rented in the 90's can come back and bite you on the bum & how DVD rental kiosks will turn into killer robots, how Az would love to see a 'Super Steroid-Filled Olympics' would run, how Benny wants to change the public perception of Anal-Bleaching for the greater good, Az discusses how he hates reality TV shows AND how Beavers have had enough of their names used in vein in lurid internet searches & how they are fighting back.Web:
This week Benny, Az & Substitute Az take on the Australian Government's attempt to teach school kids Years 10-12 about consent using Milkshakes and how they should have just used 'Top Dawg' instead, Benny hates the Australian seniors Insurance ads, elderly women hijacking your favourite pokie down the RSL, Tesla has installed easter eggs into their vehicles allowing you to have the car open its butthole, Az goes balistic about British people that complained to the BBC over the coverage of the passing of Prince Phillip, a chick tattooed her eyes & lost her sight, Byron Bay residents are up in arms about a new reality show about their town being planned, naked models jailed in Dubai for getting photographed in the nuddy AND Schapelle Corby wants to be on Home & Away.Web:
This week Benny & Az take on a social media influencer about how as Australians we do our laundry, how by having sci-fi memorabilia could get you brutalised by American Police, how a former Prime Minister of Australia was mistaken for an Uber driver, the allure of sausage rolls for elderly women, a all-feline band have released a heavy metal song to raise money for a cat shelter in New York, Az goes a on a tirade about Australia Post, how Uri Geller and his merry band of 'concentraters' saved the freight shipping industry by only using the power of their minds & the boys discuss one of the best toys of the 1980's and how they misappropriated it. Web:
In our long awaited Season 4 opener Benny & Az have had the censorship shackles removed and the world's most beloved four-letter 'F' word is flopped out for all the world to heard. The boys discuss idiot Instagram users greedy for 'likes' with dangerous photos taken too close to the eurupting Hawaiian volcano. R-Pat's refusal to arouse a dog for a new movie, the new 'Az Rant' segment - Az loses his shit about the school that made all male students say sorry for being male to female students AND how a boss paid a guys last pay cheque in 918,000 oil-covered pennies. Web:
In our Season 3 finale Benny & Az discuss how the ABC attempt to beat up the game of Chess was ridiculous, Az is apparently an international smuggler of Milo, how no-one turned up to a Trump rally, James Blunt's on the blunts, Indian Call Centre Warrior, drunk Indian monkeys, how a bloke is suing a woman for giving him lip herpes, a new Steven Seagull film, how fruit is unappreciated in Schweinfurt, how both Benny & Az really don't care when "influencers" die, how a Perth bloke was denied entry to the pub for having a Mullet, we go back the Emergency Room with a bloke that held on for too long, how libraries are warning people to not microwave books, we FM Rock Radio child burns, how cooking sausage in a trailer park might get you a threat of a stabbed dick & how Ringo Starr busts a whole pub of illegal drinkers.Web:
This week Benny & Az are back to discuss how Rage Against The Machine are only now copping heat for their politically charged lyrics, how a bloke was fined 500 Euros for farting in front of police in Vienna, how Coco Pops are not only yummy for breakfast - but racist at the same time, how films of the past are now possibly having to be deleted from studio history, how Benny can't wait for Playstation 5, KFC are being arseholes to horse and cart drivers, KFC have a new gaming console, how burnt food helps you shit, Benny is pissed about his new camper & why the world needs to go back to normal for we can poke more fun at it. OH!...and why little girls don't like being called "Princess" and what they would rather be called.Web:
This week Benny & Az are back together and the world has lost it's mind! The lads discuss the current crisis in America, the black lives matter movement & the reaction in the rest of the world Don't panic...there is also nonsense. A bloke in Thailand gets busted for humping 126 pairs of thongs he pinched from neighbours, how three idiot Bolivian goat herding children wanted the same powers as Spiderman, how Swiss sex-workers are the smartest people when it comes to preventing the spread of Coronavirus, how a bloke in Minneapolis when to the gym DURING riots to use the gear inside & how you can further your career beyond Supercars Renee Gracie style.Web:
Benny & Az are finally back together as COVID-19 restrictions ease in Australia. This week they discuss how disappointed they are that the Statue of Liberty wasn't wearing a giant face mask, Donald Trump's bleach solution, doomsday preppers that can't stand being locked up for 5 weeks, how the tin foil hat-wearers believe 5G is causing Coronavirus, a woman believes her long-distance partner's baby gravy is the solution to beating Coronavirus & how not to go viral on your own inside a chinese IKEA. Web:
S3 'Coronavirus Break'

S3 'Coronavirus Break'


This week COVID-19 is keeping Benny & Az apart so they are here to inform you that they will be back in a few weeks when movement restrictions are lessened. To all our wonderful Burble listeners have a happy and safe Easter. Don't leave the house if you don't need to. That and make you WASH YOUR BLOODY HANDS!Web:
This week Benny & Az lay the boot into COVID-19 more, how brothels could survive, Benny's mighty boy experience, how to bake bread in unconventional means, boober eats, the Amercians love AFL through a lack of other TV sports, video games now the biggest sport in the world, Kevin Smith doco making inside Prince's house & and a whole host of other useless crap PLUS is this the end of Benny & Az?Web:
This week Benny & Az spend a considerable amount of time talking Coronavirus, in particular people's behavior at the shops. The lads also take us back to 2009 with content from their former live Internet Radio Show by seeing if all it really takes to marinate meat is 9 minutes, Benny wants a tour of the Great Northern Brewing Co., Benny's dad gets dentures, what Benny would do if he won the Powerball & best song to sing while washing your hands. Web:
This week Benny & Az discuss how the world is losing it over Coronavirus, how the Romans wiped their arses & got togas sparkling clean, the old six-o'clock swill, how drunk-shopping is a multi billion dollar industry in the USA, Barry from Watford gets his biscuit on, wine is coming out of the taps in Italy, the utterly ridiculous toilet Paper fights in supermarkets, how a video educating about copy-right law is pulled from YouTube for copyright infringement, new game shows that are shit, how staring at seagulls eye-to-eye makes them less inclined to pinch your chips & if you're a bad guy in the movies you won't be having an iPhone. Web:
This week Benny & Az take a look back at the very first recording of The Burble that was never meant for your ears! Back when the lads had a dream, shitty mixing desk, two very poppy mikes and absolutely zero idea about making podcasts.The content is old. The mikes sound bad. There's sketches we thought up on the spot. Its unpolished. What more can we say?Web:
This week Benny & Az discuss the demise of Holden, baboons on the loose in Camperdown, Four & Twenty are now releasing a plant-based Meat Pie, a bloke goes to rob a bank to get away from his wife, more products slip in between the sheets with each other, Prince Andrew is born on The Crown, how playing french soccer will get you bit on the wang, a new mum gets right up her husband for sending pics of her and the new bub to his workmates - before she got the chance & a mate of the podcast calls us randomly and interrupts the show. Web:
We're on a break. Benny explains. Enough said.Credit: Martin Molly 'Poop Chute' All Rights ReservedWeb:
This week Benny & Az return from a summer break and kick 2020 with the usual malarkey from around the world including a woman kicking the bucket choking on a lamington in a eating contest on Australia Day, a grandmother gets a dildo shoved through her letter slot from her neighbour, a bloke discovers his own grave as he was strolling through the cemetery, a professor blows nearly $100,000 USD in grant money on beer and hookers, how you should never scratch an itch with a bottle, the origins of Corona Virus & would you shell out big bickies for denim underpants... Web:
This week Az has decided to ditch both Benny & all Burblers for the City of Churches. So we got spare Az in PLUS someone we've be dying to get on the podcast since we started - The Frase made a special guest appearance. The lads discuss how disappointed they are with the Australian Prime Minister's reaction to the Bushfires, new angled toilets designed to cramp your legs and get you off the bowl faster at work, theatre school street performers, Stevie Wonder is NOT blind, Trump's Impeachment, kiddies burn in Christmas Pageant, Benny goes off about kids costumes, hand jobs at Mount Panorama & Frase's escape from a sticky situation.Web:
This week Benny & Az discuss how Dave the Duck needed to have most of his duck dong deleted from overuse, Greta Thunberg is named TIME Magazine Person of the Year and how TIME don't have a great record with their choices, Boris Johnson's Dream Catchers, SIRI finally gets to 'flick the bean', Walmart in trouble for selling a sweater showing a snowman Santa snorting coke, how millennials think that old fashion manners are outdated, how your fitbit can give you up with you're getting some on the side, the Maldives Female Cricket Team suffering one of cricket's worst innings of all time, American Airlines boot a Satanist off a flight for her T-Shirt, a Banana duct taped to a wall is art worth $120,000 - then gets eaten, a bloke has been approached to have scientists study his farts that kills mosquitos AND a new study on good old fashioned swearing!Web:
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