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We don‘t give sex advice, we make you laugh about sex. Getting yourself laid is your problem. If you like what you hear please become a patron of the show for bonus content and insider information. www.patreon.com/smutpodcast
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Before we go on hiatus for the summer, we want to tell you all about a threesome gone wrong, A Blink 182 Enema, being impregnated with a PS5 Controller, and more!
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Have a great summer!
Due to some glitch in the Matrix, this episode never got released a few weeks ago, but better late than never!
Does semen have magical powers? We discuss one man who thinks it does. What if you're allergic to semen? Did you know semen sniffer dogs are a thing? Plus, sperm donors and bukkake udon.
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Today we look at stories from around the world. We revisit a day when all drugs were legal in Ireland, we talk about an American woman who had twins from two different fathers, and a woman in Germany who fell in love with a plane.
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What are your turn-offs? What do other people do that make you think "I could never be with that person"? Lisa and Michelle share some of their icks and those of others. If you want to share your icks with us, reach out!
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Have we covered this before? On this episode we cover male grooming, dick massages (NOT handjobs) and a man who had an eel swim up his urethra.
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We didn't want to make a holiday-themed episode, so instead we decided to give you a break from everything Christmas. Today we talk about handjobs, Amsterdam, missions to Mars, scents, and we have our very first book club, where we discuss an amazing novel Tender is the Flesh (which sounds like erotica, but it definitely is NOT).
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Guys, did you ever jerk off with your buddies when you were younger? There are clubs for that now! Also, we discuss an animal with four penis heads. Also, imagine being one of the world's biggest porn stars and almost being f*cked to death! It almost happened to Angela White.
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On this early Valentine's Day episode, we discuss a man who claims to have had a long-term sexual affair with an alien, sex in olden times, and we discuss some odd sex facts. Plus, do you have an ex you'd like to name a cockroach after?
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Happy New Year! On today's episode we look at factors that can affect your sex drive. Lisa and Michelle take a quiz to find out their Freak Scores. Plus we look at dating in the Metaverse.
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They've finally made a male contraceptive but do we trust men to use it? Some men think their sperm will be more desirable and more valuable than others. Do you have what it takes to be a cum cow? Also, what if your sex toy could talk dirty to you? The future is here!
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Have you ever stuck something somewhere it didn't belong? In today's episode, we discuss armpit sex, a man who stuck a skipping rope up his urethra and a woman who carried her ex's ashes in a butt plug.
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Today we talk about a man who had a keratin growth on his penis. Can you tell if a person is good at sex by what they eat? And what if having a big penis got in the way of getting a job?
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It's our Halloween special! Today we talk about some spooky sex toys, we give tips on how to seduce a spectre, and when porn and politics mix, trust us, it's terrifying!
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In the Season 5 opener, we're going classy. We talk about high fashion - a hat that will get you fucked, high art from the 60's, a new snack from Lithuania, and the best/worst song to add to your sex playlist.
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In the Season 4 Finale, Lisa goes to her very first Pride weekend. We look at what happens on your face and you don't even know it. Also, can a good orgasm cause temporary blindness? Even though it's our last episode of the season we'll make bonus episodes and content:
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It's our second last episode of the season! Have you ever thought of going back to school for higher education? Maybe you will after you hear about Dildo University. Have you ever had sex in a car? If you got HPV in a car, you could be entitled to compensation. Also, we discuss a man who picked up his lottery winning in disguise.
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As we approach the end of our season we talk about having sex on vacation, the origins of the most popular sex position, and can you tell how good you are in bed just by your Zodiac sign?
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Today's episode is another potpourri episode with a variety of topics. We discuss cyber flashing (yes, it's a thing), a new type of condom that needs both people to open, and we discuss forbidden love (AKA-incest).
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Do you believe in auras? What about sexual auras? There are some jobs that you should probably focus on instead of having sex, we talk about an air traffic controller who couldn't help himself. And is sexual fasting just another word for a dry spell?
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Today we discuss a man whose penis fell off and had a new one regrown on his arm (science!). There is a new trend among some women to have a puffy labia. And men, do you ever feel your balls are too small? Well, there's a solution to that.
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