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Author: Alex and Christine Schiefer

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

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25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ

25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ

2019-05-1500:32:13

Get your sunglasses emoji ready, because we've got some "cool" reviews for you. We're reading the worst reviews of DMVs in Phoenix, AZ. Now imagine how boring an episode like that would normally be, and try to give this one a shot anyway. We end the episode with hilariously awful reviews of restaurants where customers thought they were receiving other people's leftovers.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, tyops, tim.kahn, and Carl Orff. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Ghosts, choking, vampires... wait, what podcast is this again? Oh yeah, the one where we take the mask off of humanity and reveal its truest form. And in this episode, we're back to reading reviews sent in by our listeners! Come join us as we dive into our email inbox and read the best of the best.If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
In our most educational episode yet, we broaden your vocabulary as well as your understanding of the Geneva Convention. But don't worry, there's plenty of stupidity as we explore our nation's capital for the worst post office reviews we can find. Then, Alex gives a challenge to YOU, the listeners, because he's a failure.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, typos, John Siegler, and John Loeffler This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Welcome to Geppetto's Geriatric Sex Dungeon. Grab a doll, pick a booth, and enjoy our tastiest episode yet! We learn about all the toys Chicago has to offer, and we explore the stupidest recipe reviews on the internet! This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI

22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI

2019-04-2400:41:04

In this week's episode, we reveal our titular story. We also discuss condoms, feces, and panty liners. So basically... we're discussing humanity this episode. We do that by reading reviews of both ABZ and LDC. No idea what those are? Listen to find out! This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
This podcast made me laugh so bad!!! I threw up. It's time to kick off your Skechers and enjoy a new episode of Beach Too Sandy. While exploring reviews of elementary schools, we inadvertently explore our unfortunate middle school experiences. Enjoy the trauma!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and typos. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Episode 20 is the extravaganza you didn't know you needed! To mark the special occasion, we surprise each other with reviews of places that are close to our hearts. Hop in Guy Fieri's convertible and take this trip down memory lane with us!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, typos and Mark Snow. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
Cover your trouser! We're back with some PHAT reviews, ranging from Starbucks to Mount Rushmore. This episode = was passable. Just don't laugh too loudly or we'll call security... and remember, fishing is NOT a crime.If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and typos. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
In our quest to find the worst reviews, we may have found the worst one yet. As difficult as that was, we make it through. Next in our journey, we get lost in the Bermuda Triangle of Yelp pages, but we eventually find our way... For the sake of humanity we must continue.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, and tyops.  This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
This week, Lisa Lampanelli graces us with her voice... and a plea to our beautiful listeners. This is followed by plenty of tallywagging from Alex and hooting from Christine. And we cap it all off with the discovery of... ANTIMONTY! No garlic fries here, just misery and displeasure. Enjoy!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. This podcast is sponsored by Anchor and Kristen and Ch(ill) Podcast Send in a voice message:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/message Become a supporter of this podcast:https://anchor.fm/beachtoosandy/support
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Sarah

Interesting topic😁😁

Jan 15th
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Natalie Van Fleet

I love everything about this 💚

Jan 9th
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Allie Motter

The ones that drive cars and have electricity and what not are actually Mennonites not Amish.

Dec 26th
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Crazy As History

This is so hilarious! I love it! Great job Y'all!

Dec 13th
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Tashina Williams

I am dieing! This podcast is so funny! I love love love the serious music while reading the review and the music cutting out when Christine and Alex laugh and discuss the review! That may be a silly thing to love but it makes me smile every time!

Dec 12th
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Jaquline Dittmann

downloading now, I am excited!

Dec 12th
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Jess Makepeace

Jaquline Dittmann right?! the trailer alone is hilarious!

Dec 12th
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