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Author: Alex and Christine Schiefer

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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33: Bars in Columbus, OH

33: Bars in Columbus, OH

2019-07-1000:48:28

In this week's episode we visit bars in Columbus to perfect our espionage techniques. It turns out, Christine is not a master criminal. Flip on your DB Cooper Baby Monitor and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, rodeoclash, ddmyzik, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We've intercepted Bob Schieffer's emails to bring you this very important episode. He'd probably give this podcast 0 bombs if he could.  But we hope the rest of you enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them, but ones our lovely listeners sent us!If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We're bringing you another episode of Beach Too Sandy! We explore the sporting goods stores of Anchorage and get diplomatic about Alaskan weather. Then, Alex reads reviews written by the hardest criminals around: accidental thieves. Before we release our album of jump rope rhymes, enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Grab your tweens and make them listen to our wildest episode yet! Something is absolutely in the water supply and it's not making anyone more sane. Hear what the drunk people of Little Rock are saying about their local breweries, then hear what the conspiracy theorists are saying about Disney World. There's truly something for everyone in this episode, so enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, Modification1089, and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Hi! We’re new and we don’t know a lot. What we do know is that these reviews are ridiculous as always. We read reviews written by some very crabby people and then Alex proves that Southern California has the best convicts. Please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
A Beach Too Sandy love story: We love you very much and we will never hurt you.Come join us as we dive into our email inbox and read the best of the best citizen reviews!If you'd like to submit a funny review, email us at beachtoosandy@gmail.com with "Between You And Us" in the subject line.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We're back with another episode for your listening displeasure. We read the worst reviews of movie theaters in Providence, RI, and Christine reads reviews written from the perspective of pets. I mean, who would want to miss hearing Christine channel her new friend Martin Van Purren? Oh, you? Well then go away. As for the rest of you, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.  Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, sirkoto51, and tyops.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Between all the talk of pearls and jumper cables, this episode is particularly heinous. For that reason, we're officially putting a ban on 13-19 year olds listening to this podcast. For everyone else, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Welcome to our morning morbid show with morning joe. In today's episode, we're taking you on a very bumpy ride through New Orleans. Please refrain from peeing or exposing yourself, no matter what we say in the show. After we give you the rundown of the debauchery of ghost tours, Christine talks about lost corpses and Disney World. Just listen if you want any of this to make sense.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, Thejack288, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI

26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI

2019-05-2200:46:141

Is it possible for people to give their local parks bad reviews? Yes. And it's as crazy as you'd think! Alex then reads conspiracy theory reviews that no one needs to hear. Whether you listen to this in your home, lighthome, or waffle home, you won't be disappointed! Don't take our words for it, just listen to our new friends: Matthew, Poopie, and CoochieLogo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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saltysinner

hollly shit i see that funeral home every day omw to work wtf i knew it looked like some spooky shit had gone down

Jul 3rd
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Tamara Cotzias

hilarious podcast. love this .

Jul 1st
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emmyroe

oh no the 1% is upset *groans in poor*🤣🤣

Jun 25th
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Sarah

Interesting topic😁😁

Jan 15th
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Natalie Van Fleet

I love everything about this 💚

Jan 9th
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Allie Motter

The ones that drive cars and have electricity and what not are actually Mennonites not Amish.

Dec 26th
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Crazy As History

This is so hilarious! I love it! Great job Y'all!

Dec 13th
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Tashina Williams

I am dieing! This podcast is so funny! I love love love the serious music while reading the review and the music cutting out when Christine and Alex laugh and discuss the review! That may be a silly thing to love but it makes me smile every time!

Dec 12th
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Jaquline Dittmann

downloading now, I am excited!

Dec 12th
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Jess Makepeace

Jaquline Dittmann right?! the trailer alone is hilarious!

Dec 12th
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