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Author: Alex and Christine Schiefer

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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*golfer emoji* *golfer emoji* *golfer emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji**frisbee emoji* *frisbee emoji* *frisbee emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji* *hole-in-one emoji*Subscribe to our Youtube channel to see our latest video: A Haunting in Bavaria: youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to join our monthly patron only live stream! And check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.This episode is sponsored by FabFitFun. Use coupon code BEACH for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Donna Bella Hair: Donna Bella is a hair extension brand that sells Ready-to-Wear and professional-grade extensions online through donnabellahair.com. https://donnabellahair.com/· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
If you're reading this, you are officially banned from LeanCuisine.com. Feeling doo-doo trash about that? Then listen to us read reviews sent in by YOU, our lovely listeners. We hope you love this month's episode, but if you don't we are prepared to pay you 100 plates of calamari.Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a livestream Q&A every month. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Donna Bella Hair: Donna Bella is a hair extension brand that sells Ready-to-Wear and professional-grade extensions online through donnabellahair.com. https://donnabellahair.com/· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
This week's episode is dedicated to Fat Cat Cora.Remember that time when we exposed a hairy underbelly? Well, this week's underbelly is even hairier. If you're looking for an apartment in Grand Rapids, we hope you don't take this episode into consideration (unless you love egg-hair and microwaved cups of pee). And if you believe the earth is flat, we also don't think this episode is for you. Everyone else, please enjoy us waxing "poetic" on the merits and failings of conspiracy theories... or feel free to hate the fact we did that!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Welcome to the Beach Too Sandy Halloween Extravaganza!! We have such an exciting show featuring three very special guests! We bet you're reading this looking for a spoiler of who those guests are. Well guess what, we're not going to spoil the greatest surprise since that time Alex filled a pinata full of beans. But to entice you, here's a preview of what's to come: head lice, 666, ritual sacrifices, roast beef, Joe Bish, chainsaw butt thrusts, and Spooky Kama Sutra. Enjoy this SpOoKy OoKy exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them! And a very special thank you to our guests for making this our BEST episode yet!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by dAmbient and BrN.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
WHEN YOU YELL, I YELP! Looking for a nose to pick? You've come to the right place. Turn up the Ziggy Idol, put on your star costume, and join us as we kick off spooky-ooky season with Halloween stores in Virginia Beach, VA! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, tyops, and RichardCulver.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Hello lovely listeners. Enjoying the table wine? Well why don't we take this back to our garden. We've got plenty of steamed salami to go around ;) Just don't let Louis out, we're happy he left his post at the winery for us. He just really loves when we take him on an exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them!Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Locusts, cicadas, and hard hats oh my! We're reading the reviews you want to hear! This time we read everything from book reviews to communion wafers. Listen now, because THIS. IS. CRITICAL.Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, mrthenoronha, and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Welcome to the start of our podcast recording marathon, AKA our descent into madness, AKA our descent into Christine's basement full of teens. Listen as we unload reviews of fitness centers from Cheyenne, WY (and Helena, MT, don't worry). Alex also shares reviews with lots of nudity and hedonistic bellboys. So tune into our liberal cesspool of a podcast as we take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.Subscribe to our Youtube channel to see our latest video: A Haunting in Bavaria: youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to join our monthly patron only live stream! And check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
It's Alex's birthday episode and we certainly made the most of it. We discuss killing penguins and the miracle of childbirth, all while Alex intimately sings the praises of Scrub Daddy. Listen to your Podcast Messiah and his sister as they take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Subscribe to our Youtube channel to see our latest video: A Haunting in Bavaria: youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to join our monthly patron only live stream! And check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE

44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE

2019-09-2500:52:412

Don't know what a runza is? Don't listen to us, because we think it's a hot dog bun sewn shut and filled with questionable ingredients. We don't have personal experience because we don't even know where Nebraska is. Thankfully, the good people of Nebraska tell us filthy animals what to really expect. Hop on Alex's wedding gator boat, or on Christine's log-like hide, and we'll take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.Subscribe to our Youtube channel to see our latest video: A Haunting in Bavaria: youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to join our monthly patron only live stream! And check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, tyops, and Felix Mendelssohn.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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Comments (36)

Carrie Olejnik

I'm listening to this episode at work and just cracked up laughing at the first ouija board review. omg 🤣

Nov 1st
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Jenniffer McNiece

best thing ever

Oct 31st
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Maggie Mack

I almost forgot to say: This morning was so FANTASTIC when I got to my desk and opened up this podcast. The fact that it was 2 hours long really brightened my day. PLEASE DONT EVER THINK AN EPISODE CAN BE TOO LONG!!

Oct 31st
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Maggie Mack

BEST DAY EVER!!!!

Oct 30th
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Aubrey Schultz

yay! I'm half Memphis girl and half Wyoming girl!

Oct 9th
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FuturisticPat07

You guys should do something in Corning.

Oct 7th
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Eugenia

Little hard on Gary. Maybe he didn't pay for a ghost tour just to be subjected to the tour guide's diatribe. I'd be pissed too.

Oct 5th
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Andris Šakins

Great idea, but terrible execution. The girl is annoying and the guy sounds like he forgot how to swallow saliva. 1 start and unsubscribed.

Sep 24th
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Betsy Hart

Love that you agree with me about the lady reviewing the Boise Art Museum! Boise, is awesome!!

Sep 24th
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Betsy Hart

love the correction on last weeks episode. Too bad I already shared how stupid the lady was for making a wedding dress for her doll. Oh well.

Sep 19th
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Elaine Shipley-Pope

This episode made me laugh so hard! "They have stupid nerds working there!"

Sep 12th
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Jenniffer McNiece

i trusted Christine. now, after i really took a drink after every mention of "dregs", i would give her zero stars, if i could.

Sep 12th
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Aubrey Schultz

I absolutely love this podcast! it sounds like conversations I have with my brother and sister!

Sep 4th
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Maggie Mack

Ohhh..isnt it "SOLICITING?"

Aug 30th
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Maggie Mack

The BEST!!!! I have listened to every episode twice because this duo is so WITTY!! I get a good laugh each time!!

Aug 30th
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Kyle Stokes

Goshhh

Aug 29th
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Kyle Stokes

Funny concept, not funny hosts

Aug 29th
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Cyndy Green

I listened at work and laughed out loud! Great episode.

Aug 16th
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Cyndy Green

So funny!

Aug 13th
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saltysinner

hollly shit i see that funeral home every day omw to work wtf i knew it looked like some spooky shit had gone down

Jul 3rd
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