The Etims Show

Hector and Desi get together to discussThat 3-3 draw at IbroxJohn BeatonThe Dundee Pitch DilemmaThe St Mirren 3-0 VictoryThe Ross Count 3-2 VictoryThe SplitThe Great weekend for Jeremie FrimpongMikey Johnstons latest AwardThe Aberdeen Semi FinalGags from the ETims Twitter crowd regards whcih song would Ally absent McCoist have been singing after Sundays lossA wee Tav gaga courtesy of Tam Sellic Son on Twitter to close out!Something for everyone!Enjoy!

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss the recent games and how they will impact the future big game at Ibrox on Sunday.They discuss that Hearts game and the Beaton impact and ask if the SFA are really playing games by appointing Bellshills finest to the Ibrox encounter.They look at Kuhn and Iwata's recent games and remember Liel Abada, now playing in North Carolina after a sudden exit.They look at returning players form and fitness and consider the possible match tactics and ask just who are the favourites.They even discuss The Hate Crime Bill and a certain jokey pundits antics, they really really do!

With Celtic announcing a North America Tour for this Summer, Desi and Hector catch up with Callum Murray of the Washington CSC to discuss the up and coming visit from Celtic to the capital as well as Chapel Hill, North Carolina and South Bend, IndianaThey discuss the history for the Washington CSCThey discuss the CSC's big plans for the game weekend when Celtic (and Desi!) arriveThey discuss Football in America and how its different to what we see at Parkhead.They discuss the opportunities right there for the club to capitalise on.They discuss the lengths some people abroad will go to to watch Celtic.They discuss the logistics of fans in North America and beyond attending the games this summer.They discuss DC United strengths and potential issues with weather and surface,They discuss the size of the stadium and potential ticket issues.They discuss Washingtons Do's and Donts and look forward to a big occasion.They even discuss the cost of a pint of lager in the stadium!CONTACT  DETAILS: The Washington CSC is based at ​Irelands Four Courts, 2051 Wilson Bolulevard Arlington,Virginia Webpageswww.irelandsfourcourts.comhttps://www.celticbars.com/celtic-bar/irelands-four-courts/​DC-CSC TWITTER:  CSCWashingtonDC  PLEASE avoid old account​!

Ralph joins Hector, Monty and Desi to discuss what the hell is going on with Celtic.They discuss the Kilmarnock fiasco.They discuss the issues on and off the Park ( more later).They discuss possible solutions to all the current problemsThey end by wondering about those rumours circulating about Celtic being of interest to potential buyers and look at the numbers and reasons behind that story.Something for everyone!

Desi, Monty and Hector get together to discuss The January Window.They ask How?They ask Why?Most importantly, they ask What the actual Fuck?The reflect on a true shambles and no sign of a strategy from a shocking board for fans if not shareholders.They talk about the fuck ups and consider the reasons.They also have an Ultimate Celtic Cunt Quiz, so at least there is something to smile about at the end...including a classic song!Emjoy it, unlike our new amazing quality off the scale signings!

Monty, Hector and Desi get together to discuss a certain few games just before the New Year and a certain aftermath or possibly aftermass!They praise the return of the Green Brigade and the impact on results.They praise Bernardo and Kyogo's great goals to put Msr Clementes pipe in a peep.They discuss Penalties, or Non Penalties and The Great Papal conspiracyThey also discuss the turn up in form for certain Celtic players and the teams fluidity.They discuss comings and goings, including Coaches and players.The Rumour Mill even starts up again!There also a wee tribute to Franz Beckenbauer RIP too..the Liam Scales of his day!

**A New improved AUDIO file for The Etims 2023 Awards. **You can now hear what Hector is saying after some recording level issues in original Podcast Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​Shock of the year! ​Balls Up of the Year! ​Most Controversial Opinion! ​Most Improved ​Most Regressed​Most Missed! ​Top Celeb Celt! ​Top Tim! ​W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​Good Guy of the Year!​And theres also a good 30 minute bit of ranting to discuss whats went wrong and how can it be fixed but mostly its the awards!!See if your nomination took the title or were controversially pipped at the postMerry Xmas Tiny Tim!

Its the Etims "End of Year Awards" ​Shock of the year! ​Balls Up of the Year! ​Most Controversial Opinion! ​Most Improved ​Most Regressed​Most Missed! ​Top Celeb Celt! ​Top Tim! ​W*nk W*nk of the Year! ​Good Guy of the Year!​And theres also a good 30 minute bit of ranting to discuss whats went wrong and how can it be fixed but mostly its the awards!!See if your nomination took the title or were controversially pipped at the postMerry Xmas Tiny Tim!

Desi and Hector get together with a very special Xmas Podcast guest, Matt from Hail Hail History to discuss the past, present and future like a good Scrooge CSCMatthew tells some captivating tales of the early Celtic days, some legendary and surprising stories and they even wonder why did it become Celtic and not Keltic.Matthew also talks about his new book "The Bould Bhoys : Glory to their Name" ..a great tale about Celtics first title...available to purchase at the Celtic Superstores, Amazon and also here:https://celticstarbooks.com/product/the-bould-bhoys-glory-to-their-name-by-matthew-marr/There's even more Tour and book information found here :https://twitter.com/hailhailhistoryhttps://twitter.com/celtsfirsttitleThey reflect on recent results and performances and wonder just who isnt to blame?The ask "Just How could we go from Treble to Trouble and is it all a sense of Deja Vu?"They consider the what ifs and the what the f***s!!They review the past year and look ahead to next few games and then the Huns and Celtic Park and the perilous January Window!Theres something for everyone, even a Xmas Quiz including questions for the Directors pals!A Merry Xmas to Tall and Tiny Tims and Timinas everywhere!

Desi, Hector and Monty are joined by BBS Sportsounds latest Soup taker, Ralph Malph to discuss the recent Celtics goings on as well as various other goings on.They discuss pooor Ralph and the worst Dinner Table invite ever!They discuss the recent performances and results.They debate what's the answer to stop us getting gubbed away or lose in the last minute at home?They ponder just how many players does Brendan expect in January and of what standard?They discuss VAR and Refereeing and recent headlines.They wonder just how much would you pay for a POTY awards ticket?They wonder should we still care about Rangers financial antics?They praise Palma, Yang and Oh for Siundays great showing and wonder just how far they can go this season?Apologies in advance as audio quality isnt the best but hopefully you get to enjoy what you can hear!

Desi is joined by Hector and Monty to discuss the Atletico Madrid game and various other factors.They consider the wonder that is Liam Scales turn of form.They talk about Matt O'Riley and Kyogo's combinations!They talk of Marvellous Mr Maeda..made of stone and can run all day and night!They talk of the rise in levels across the side and the changes made by the Manager.They discuss that tactical change to 3-5-2 and wonder would Ange have did the same?They discuss the joys of Greizmann and Simeone...very different but so enjoyable to see,They discuss potential and possible approaches for future success.They ponder will Brendan one day forgive all the Celtic fans like Desi who wont dare trust him againThey discuss the Green Brigade, The Club and the Palestine support.Something for everyone basically!

Monty and Desi get together to discuss a wonderfully entertaining September.From various wins, a Euro defeat, new deals and star performances and then a wonderful Get Out of Jail Performance against Motherwell. Then we come to Aberdeen and Ibrox and the AfterMath which saw Derek Trotter depart the scene and head back South with his tail between his legs, BealeBall ends up BealBollocks.They also look at the up coming Lazio came and ponder the rest of the Season as Rangers ponder just where the Hell do they go from here...hopefull from bad to worse!

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to salute The Alamo Celtic Team who stood tall against all the odds and fears and came away from Ibrox with a sterling reputation and 3 wonderful points.They look atthe Tactics...or lack off from wee Del Boy.They look at the performances and the sheer wonder of Scales, Maeda, Kyogo and others on Sunday.They look at what impact this could have across the season and across the water.They look at the fine wee changes made that made all the difference.They look at how the two Managers are perceived by all the support.They salute a great win for the Womens side and then look ahead to The Champions League and beyondThey even throw in a Wolfetone Promotion gag too!

The Celtic Grandad CSC all get together to discuss the Champions League draw which sees Celtic in Group E with trips to Rotterdam Rome and Madrid to look forward too,They discuss the draw, the likely outcomes and the dangers and opportunities.They look back on a summer and wonder have the Board been lazy or actually done a job worthy of the Club?They consider the new signings and the new Manager...is it even the same old Brendan, yet?They look ahead to Sundays trip to Ibrox and wonder will a draw suffice?They salute the newest Celtic fan on the Planet and also consider the Celtic Academy in light of recent Rocca Vata news.

Etims get together to discuss:The surreall Pre-Season which has seen Brendan return as if he was never away. Is he Sir Keir Starmer or Bobby Ewing?The recent Japanese Tour and the players reactions to the new/old boss.New Board room changes and backroom personnel returners.They finally get round to discussing this mad Transfer window given the Saudi impact and they wonder just who will start against Rangers come September.They close with a look at our own Little Mr Wonderful...High praise is given to the Celtic boy and Man of 20 years..James Forrest..a Boy of great skill who became a Man of magnificent stats...over 100 goals, over 100 assists, 467 games despite been seen as injury prone...just an amazing contribution to the winner of 11 Titles and 6 Scottish and 6 League cups.

Etims get together to wonder "Will we ever Learn?"The white pants have been charmed off us all once again and in the morning after, we are left alone wondering how naive we could be...AGAIN!The guys look at what happened with Ange exiting for Spurs and consider the machinations and ramifications for all us us at Celtic including The Board, Staff, Players and Fans.They look ahead and discuss the set backs and opportunities that a need for a new Manager now gives to the Club and they consider they qualities the new Boss must have in taking over.They look at a few of the recent names in the frame and throw in a few more for good measure.We live in "Interesting Tims" indeed.

Hector, Monty and Desi get together along with a very special guest on the eve of the Scottish Cup Semi Final.They are joined by The Pride of Cork ( copyright Mr T Hickey) Mr Tadhg Hickey, the man behind those brilliant and cutting videos and the only person we ever enjoy seeing in a Rangers strip.They get together to discuss the Semi Final, how easy it was for glory hunters to get tickets.They contemplate what the line up in the big game could be and what should Celtic look out for and more importantly how can Celtic hurt Rangers at Hampden and at Ibrox in the league.They look at recent financial aspects coming into play and how football has changed over the years and in different locations.They look forward to Tadhg's up and coming tour covering all the major venues including Glasgow, Dublin, Cork, London,Cardiff and Belfast!Theres even a special wee closing Quiz and outro inspired by Tadhg's brilliant Eurovision offering "Are you sorry for what you did?".

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to celebrate with agreement on Good Friday and look back at recent celtic games and related matters ( Brendan - huch spit!) and the big game against Rangers tomorrow which could effectively clinch the league for all intent and purpose.The guys look back at the games both sides of the Intrernational break and they consider the different dynamics many of the players in simialr positions bring to the Celtic performances.They look at Brendan Rodgers getting the bump at leicester and how Ange helped ease much of that lingering pain when he did a midnight flit up here.They then look forward to the game tomorrow and contemplate the possible line-ups and who can step in should players like Hatate not make it or Taylor face further twinges to his hamstring.They wonder if VAR could make a difference this time around, especially after recent games and they consider the possible outcome if Celtic can turn up and execute their game plan successfully.

THE END OF SEASON PODCAST : CLAP YOUR HANDS!Hector and Monty join Desi to look back( and forward) on a great Season and they consider:​​Your Personal Player or Tim of the Year?​Your favourite Goal​?Personal Highlight of the Season or Nice Surprise of the season?​Funniest Moment of the season ​Hunniest Moment ​of the seasonAdvice Time..."Im no telling Ange his job but.."​Hopes, Dreams, Fears, Expectations for the summer and season ahead?​And a 2022-23 Season Quiz

Guess Who's back...back again!Etims get together to respond to the news that Brendan Rodgers is once again our Club Manager.They discuss what led to Rodgers getting the gig and is it Forgive and Forget or Fool Me once...They weigh up what Fan camp would they place themselve in?Realistic PragmatistOpen hearted OptimistSour faced PessimistMon the hopes MasochistThey discuss the impact to fans, Players and Management,They consider what could happen over the summer and they wonder just who will start for Celtic in the League and Champions League openers.