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Etims are a bunch of Glasgow Celtic fans talking about Celtic, Fitbaw and everything else that raises interest and more importantly a laugh now and again.
May include random dog barking too.
Website is www.etims.net
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Etims-QuizBall-Resynced

Etims-QuizBall-Resynced

2020-03-2601:16:11

Etims Quizball #1 - Now Edited to remove a slight sync issue and now readily availableRalph, Hector and Monti join ETims Quizball Host Desimond for the first ever Snooker Hoopy Quiz.Forget the Corona Virus for an hour as we try and find out Who will know most about Celtic Trivai or so we basically find out who can cheat the quietest?..Listen into see who gets the easy questions such as who can remember which year did we win the Tennents Sixes and just how many Sponsors have we had on the shirts and there are very hard questions like "Who did we last play this Season? and Where did Brian Dempsey famously fancy us relocating too?"There is something for everyone to enjoy and hopefully get you shouting back at your speaker or headphones
Broken_Hearts_CSC

Broken_Hearts_CSC

2020-03-0501:32:15

Hector, Monty, Ralph ( and Charlie the dug) and Desi discuss the key turning of events in the League, the Cup and Europe.Why are we a "domestic Juggernaught?" that worries Stevie G so much?How Catastrophic was Copenhagen, really in the big picture overall?WHat does Monty wear giving his team talks?Whose your favourite Sevco manager?How bad is it playing on Easter Sunday for the Cup Semi Final?How good is Hagi compared to Billy Gimour?Why did Wanyama go to Montreal?Hows that Adidas strip going to look?Whats coming around the corner on the Celtic Way?Should we stand and deliver a round of aplause for Stevie G at Ibrox?Whats tactics for Ibrox?
Desi, Monty and Ralph get together to talk about :The Transfer Window - the Ins and Outs and Up and DownsThe Start to 2020 - the good and bewilderingThe Wonderful Celtic career of James ForrestThe Shocking Fact that Hector works for Sevco!And we also touch on the storm coming down the pipe that is The 5 Ways Agreement Emails
The_Perfect_10

The_Perfect_10

2019-12-0901:52:30

The happy campers get together to ruminate on Sundays League Cup Final victory over Stevie G's devastated warriors ( diddums).The Etims crew consider questions such asDid we just out Wattenacio a team called Rangers?Did you worry when you heard the Line-Up and/or saw the weather?Do you think Rangers played so well we looked bad or were we actually shite?Just what were our tactics yesterday? Does Anybody know?Have we ever seen Broony and Calmac be so out of a game?Is James Forrest needing a rest, competition, both?What about Forster though, eh?...just when the hell will he learn how to punt a ball to a man?Forster vs Morelos – a more exciting match up than Anthony Joshua and My Blobby Ruiz?That Penalty…who held their breaths the longest?Frimpong…Oh my days - like a big beaming smiley breath of fresh air in the fog left by Tierney exit!Have we ever seen anyone so happy to score for Celtic as Jullien? Seems to really get it!What a difference Eddy made!..Made free kick and set up Mikey Johnston! Goldson “Oh fuck”Do we need to worry about Griffiths?Should we go for Sam Cosgrove in January? Who else could be on radar?Atop League, L-Cup winners, Top of EL Group…Happy Campers CSC.. or now time to really step on?Dec 29th…Greg Taylor and Bolingoli back fit and available. EL Hamed maybe back too..Hun despair at missing big chance when we were down. 2 hammer blows down..1 to go or can they bouncy bounce back?
GoodbyeLyinEyes

GoodbyeLyinEyes

2019-11-2701:46:22

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the pending Rennes game,.They discuss the recent AGMs on either side of the river and heartily discuss the Clubs questionable actions and really questionable inactions when it comes to the Green Brigade and the Resolution 12 guys.We finish with a tribute to Dave King, he came, he half saw, he got conquered. But hey, he won a Petrofac Cup you know and the hearts of all deluded Teddy Bears.A fact that also makes us ask just why do Celtic fans hold Authority figures in contempt whilst Rangers fans love to look up to the High Heid yins regardless of the self harm...is a Masonic thing?
LazioOhMyGod

LazioOhMyGod

2019-11-0734:11

Hector, Ralph, Jeff and with the rest of the gang from the Neil Lennon CSC in attendance join Desimond to immediately reflect on one of the great European Nights for Celtic.the away 2-1 victory in Rome versus Lazio..in the last minute and coming from 1 nil down.It doesnt get much better or bigger than that..what a way to secure Qualification for the Knock-Out Stages with 2 games remaining!
Jim Carrey CSC

Jim Carrey CSC

2019-10-2701:33:41

Desi, Hector and Monty get together after a really eventful week in the World of Celtic FC.We discuss the rampant Title Topping 6-0 victory over Ross County and the emergence of Jeremie Frimpers Frimpong as our new Golden Boy. We talk about that wonderful victory over Lazio and just how good was it to feel the Thunder back at Paradise.We cover the Aberdeen pumping up at Pittodrie which wrapped up a great week.What a week indeed..it will have Derek McInnes greetin as much as Allessandra Mussolini whos rants have helped us dedicate this Podcast to the magestyk Jim Carrey (well her along with Kieran Tierneys blind barber). Listen out for an apt tune for her from Jim at the end!
ConsistencySchmistency

ConsistencySchmistency

2019-10-1101:36:01

Monty and Ralph join Desi to discuss the recent few weeks and all things Celtic FC and highlight the lack of consistency all around the club at present, on the field and off..Topics include the Class versus Cluj against the Laments against Livi and Desi yet again tries and fails to play the happy go lucky card.We also ask "Does International Fitbaw matter anymore?" and latest Flare-Up between Board and the Green Brigade area. Oh and where you can get best services for a Stag Do in Liverpool!
Desi, Ralph and Hector and joined by Monty Burns all the way from lovely Brittany as they discuss Montys first hand Stade Rennais experience at the Roazhon Park. Everyone looks back at the games highlights, of which there were several, the lowlights, of which there were a few, and the referees mental decisions, of which there were plenty!Other topics discussed include the up coming Foodbank Collection, Res 12 developments, Fernando Ricksen passing away and just what will it take for Hector to get as many Tattooes as Johnny Hayes!
Happy Days CSC

Happy Days CSC

2019-09-0601:51:11

Hector, Monty, Ralph and Desi get together to talk about the joy of watching Eddy and Celtic over the last few weeks. Its Positivity ago-go as the lads talk EL qualification and Ibrox tactical masterclasses and players performances.Of course there are a few questions about future Transfer Window planning but its all looking forward to the campaigns ahead with a smile on our faces and hope in our hearts!
Celt_Inflicted

Celt_Inflicted

2019-08-1501:49:14

Hector, Ralph and Monty get together with Desi to discuss all thats being happening since the last show.Topics such asThe Treble Treble and history being madeNeil Lennon getting a surprise in the shower!A note on the passing of Harry Hood (RIP)The Celtic FestivalKieran Tierney leavingCalmac Staying 10 in a row Domestic expectation vs Fans Euro dreamsWho actually buys the players?That Cluj DisasterWhere to next for Lawwell and LennySadness at Sinky out in the cold Stockholm Pressure pot and Sevco loomingAnd a whole lot more!
The_Bielsa_Bus_is_Coming

The_Bielsa_Bus_is_Coming

2019-05-0901:26:51

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the main talking points of the recent Celtic daysWe bid farewell to the most humble and inspiring of strikers, Stevie Chalmers RIPWe salute the class win to seal the title at Pittodrie and salute the ChampioneesWe discuss how important or unimportant Sundays game really is. It apparently does matter ( who knew?)We ignore the new strip altogether so sorry about that one.Most of all though, we discuss the Manager position with Lenny in interim position. Hear us discuss various names such as Mourinho, Moyes and as more and more get thrown in the ring rejoice as Hector leads Desi on a Road to Damascus conversion.Listen to how Hector skillfully sells the idea of the Marcelo Bielsa departing Leeds and bringing his football maverick madness to Parkhead. You too will be convinced...or your money back! (see P Lawwell, Glasgow East End)Lets all get aboard the Bielsa Bus!
A Tribute to Big Billy

A Tribute to Big Billy

2019-04-2501:35:05

Desimond, Hector and Ralph get together to fondly pay tribute to the man who was and will forever be Mr Celtic.The show covers Big Billys years as player, then a manager and then as an ambassador.The discussion covers iconic matches covered include Lisbon of course, Airdrie 75 and then onto classic Management games such as Ajax and Real Madrid, the night of the 4-2 game and some funny anecdotes including Frank McAvennies helicopter and Charlie Nicholas sock free escapades.Tributes are throughout and most of all thanks is given to Big Billy.We were all truly blessed.
Rodgered

Rodgered

2019-03-0101:27:14

Hector, Ralph and Desi are joined by Monty Burns to discuss quite a week for Celtic with Brendan Rodgers rapid shock departure...the guys discuss key aspects like:WTF?Honestly, just WTF??We also ask questions like:Is he a sociopath?Is Lawwell up against it now?Can Lenny steer the ship safely towards the 8.Who will get the job full time come the summer?We also look back on Valencias hospitality, Motherwells Manager and doing the right ( foot) thing, and the Hearts last minute winner and look forward to Lenny returning to Easter Road in the cup game.We finish with a laugh reading the list of suggested songs for Brendan from Etims Twitter followers.
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss topics includingTransfer Window...hello to new guys Weah, Burke and Jeremy etcHow much does Hector love Calmac?Valencia next week and beyond.The SFA standard commitee..or lack off.How to use the Light show to solve the poor Referee standards in Scotlandand just when was Hugh Dallas on Family Fortunes?
Hector, Ralph (in transit with added indicators!) and Desi get together to discuss the last few weeks and the up coming events including:The Rosenborg away win!That League Cup win!Hearts->Rangers->Killie->Celtic being top of the League!The Killie 5-1 demolitionRoger Mitchell urging us all to just move on...just as we have Craig Whyte turning up again!A New Rangers shop opens and Hector leaves the city!The game at Ibrox.,,will we go...will we be under nets?RB Salzburg...European fitbaw after Xmas...c'mon Santa!!Does Ralph work at BBC Dr Who Sounds EffectsAnd who would be better at Managing Brexit...Theresa, Dave King, Stevie G or a Mild mannered Pedro Caixinha?
Ralph Malph and Desimond get together to discuss quite a lot thats happening around our club and players..topics include:The Leipzig Lights Show and Rosenborg and all the Europa Connotations ( thanks to @moravcik67 )The League Cup Final awaits with a certain Andrew DallasJames Forrest aka The Scottish Superstar and his Super Assistant Ryan HeMan ChristieGreat to see Griff back scoring and what about Broony...back with hair et alThe Celtic and Rangers AGMs...who really are the mugs...us, them or all of us?What next for Resolution 12?...no matter what Peter Lawwell says...Farewell BT Sport..hello Sky Sports MiseryGood luck to Big MickWell done to the Foundation London Sleep OutJust what do Celtic fans fear most these days?
Hector and Desi are joined by Ralph after his recent trip in style to Murrayfield for the Scottish League Cup Semi final drubbing of Hearts. Ralph tells us all about the joys of football in the posh areas including drinks at the Golf club and sat navs that steer you clear of the Hoi-Polloi.Ralphs new Jacob Rees Mogg accent really takes the biscuit but then Hector demonstrates he may be a bit too much of a fan of Stevie G these days!Other topics include Europa League, Ryan Christie, Scotty Sinclair and the karma come-uppance for Steven Naismith!
Talkin_Bout_a_Resolution

Talkin_Bout_a_Resolution

2018-10-1101:44:52

Ralph, Desi, Andy and speciall guest Auldheid get together to talk about the little Resolution that just wont go away, no matter how many folk in Blazers and Mount Florida Committee Rooms want it to.Auldheid brings us up to speed on status and what may lie ahead, especially of interest with the Celtic AGM coming up on November. Just what needs to be done to improve Scottish Football..The guys discuss just where could we even start to make it a better place for all the stakeholders and not just the junket lovers and Football Admin jobs for life brigade?Closing questions include how long can Alex McLeish hide behind his testimonial Committee and just where is STV Grant these days?
Fock_Me_Amadeus

Fock_Me_Amadeus

2018-10-0401:12:16

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together after Celtic fall 3-1 in Salzburg to Red Bull.The guys discuss the game, the result and the squad limitations. They also chat on the recent Semi Final decisions and the up and coming St Johnstone game.Further key questions arise including the guys asking:Has Peter Lawwell fallen out with Neil Doncaster?and Which Fast Show Character is Alex McLeish really like?
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