Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads are back for 2021 with a new semester and a new charity to swear in honor of. Also listen in for the total of dimes raised for the Ehlers-Danlos Society! Topic of the night is streaming services... What you watching? Comment and share with us for you stream on or want peeps to check out.***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Morning After- 4oz Papaya- 2 Oranges- 4oz Cucumber- Ice CubesPeel the papaya and the oranges (leave as much of the pith as possible) and wash the cucumber. Juice them together and serve in a tall glass over ice. Decorate with slices of cucumber and papaya.Quote du Jour:Saint Germain - "Lots to do. Probably not enough time to do it."The Judge - "I'm told you were drinking with Belnades and Belmont yesterday."Saint Germain - "I am extremely famous and they wanted to meet someone who'd seen toilet paper."The Judge - "What the fuck is toilet paper?"Saint Germain - "It's Chinese. Good Morning, Judge.The Judge - "Toilet Paper..."The Judge and Saint Germain - CastlevaniaCharity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - www.afsp.orgLinks:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads are reflecting / sharing your comments, calls and zombie game entries on this year long semester of 2019-2020! Listen in and find out who our new honor roll inductee is for this semester too!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: ChampagneQuote du Jour:Lars - "Hey I don't have to tell you shit, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You get a fun-fucking-warrant! Until then, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!"Lars - Club DreadCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The Lads have Executive Producer, head Patreon member, Navi on the show! The topic is reflecting on all that is the Watch Your Mouth Podcast: the funny, weird, and what the fuck is going on? Join in and share favorite moments from listening to the show via comments and call it in... also thank yall for listening.***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterSpecial Guest: Executive Producer Navi - https://www.twitch.tv/navi_ilivasCocktail du Jour: The Blue BirdQuote du Jour:Jenko - (DING)OH SHIT! Oh Shit! Oh shit! No! *LMAO* That is not happening! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter. Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit!Jenko - 22 Jump StreetCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are back in the studio and out for the bunker to get the show back up and rolling. So lets see what they have to say about Unpopular Opinions... Make sure to comment and call in your unpopular opinions!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Mellon BallerQuote du Jour:Carl - "That's not what makes the center molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten! It's molten, see? It's fucking molten, you asshole!"Carl - ChefCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic...Thank you to all Essential Personnel!Stay safe and healthy WYMPs!WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic...Thank you to all Essential Personnel!Stay safe and healthy WYMPs!WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic...Thank you to all Essential Personnel!Stay safe and healthy WYMPs!WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

This is a break from our normal recording because of the COVID-19 Quarantine... So dive into the bunker and check out what the lads are doing during Quarantine... Also please leave comments, call in and share what you and yours are doing during this Pandemic...Thank you to all Essential Personnel!Stay safe and healthy WYMPs!WYM Crew - Ken, Dan, and Critter

**Sorry for the poor audio recording we had an issue in the studio that has been fixed** - WYM CrewSummary: The lads are talking with a special guest this episode to help explain what Ehlers-Danlos is and like to live with with Adrienne Clements. Listen in and share comments below or call them in! We love to hear from you WYMPs! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterSpecial Guest - Adrienne ClementsCocktail du Jour: BijouQuote du Jour:Thor - "Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!"Lucas - "So rude..."Thor and Lucas - Good BoysCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Welcome to Hot, Loud, & Angry! This is our 4th episode for our Patreon Tier of $15 level and above patrons on patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast but this episode is just for our WYMPS that keep us going!We Hope you enjoy this series and hope you enjoy Hot, Loud, & Angry!Watch Your Mouth PodcastKen, Dan and Critter

Summary: The lads are talking about their lame superpower that they wield and share lame superpower that they want to have! So WYMPS we want to hear your lame super powers, call them in or leave them in the comments!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Champs Elysees cocktailQuote du Jour:Jim Brockmire - "Mannn, what is your problem?! You know what... Not worth it."Matt Hardesty - "No no no, don't hold back. Lay into me with both barrels."Jim Brockmire - "Alright fine, I'm carve through you like ice in a urinal! So open wide you Mother FUCK! Cause here comes my mind PISSSS!"Jim Brockmire and Matt Hardesty - BrockmireCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are in for another Zombie Game Episode!!! And this round you are getting to the chopper from with in a... *DUN DUN DUN!!!* A Storage Unit!!!!! Oh that's right kids check it out and tell us how you would survive! Share your entry by calling it in or in the comments!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: BeerQuote du Jour:Jay Sebring - "Is everybody okay?"Rick Dalton - "Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure."Jay and Rick - Once Upon a Time in HollywoodCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads are all back in the Louisiana Studio talking about 2019 Re-cap with Rachel Fry as a special guest. Listen and see what these shit birds got up to last year and share your comments with us about your 2019!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterSpecial Guest - Rachel FryCocktail du Jour: Whiskey FlipQuote du Jour:Selina - "Really!?! Are you not going to say anything... JESUS! Dan... did your boyfriend know anything about this?"Dan - "I was trying to use Jonah for Intelligence..."Selina - "That's like trying to use a croissant as a FUCKING dildo..."Dan - "I thought that..."Selina - "No no no! Let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job and it makes a FUCKING MESS!"Selina and Dan - VEEPCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Welcome to Hot, Loud, & Angry! This is our pilot episode for our new Patreon Tier of $15 level patrons on Pateron.com but this episode is free for all to get a taste of what we get Hot, Loud, & Angry about!We Hope you enjoy this series and join Pateron at the $15 tier for HLA!Watch Your Mouth PodcastKen, Dan and Critter

Summary: The lads talk about the Holidays for 2019! Loves, likes, dislikes, traditions, and more! We hope you all have a great holiday season and share comments/calls with your holiday content!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Egg Nog CocktailQuote du Jour:Wayne - "Christmas, is all about coming together with friends and family and putting your squabbles aside for a little wee bit. And that, friends and family, is why I... Too the fuckin!"Katie - "Last time right?"Wayne - "Last Fucking time fuck..."Friends and Family - "Love Christmas!"Wayne, Katie, and Friends and Family - Letter KennyCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about the Stupid Shit that they buy... like all the stuff you should not be wasting money on... Listen in to what the lads keep buying and share your comments about the dumb shit you buy! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: The Maiden's Prayer- 1 oz. Brandy- 1 oz. Light Rum- 1 oz. Triple Sec.- 1/2 oz. Lemon JuiceCombine all that in a shaker, with ice, shake it up. *like Taylor Swift* Pour into a coup glass and garnish with a lemon twist.Quote du Jour:Kevin - "OK, so your only real regret is that you never got to see the end of the play, where this dude killed ya?"Abraham Lincoln - "It was the theatrical event of the season! I waited months for those tickets. And I would have seen the end too, if it wasn't for that MUTHA-FUCKING JOHN WILKS BOOTH!!!Kevin and Sue - "Wooooahh!?"Kevin, Sue, and Abraham Lincoln - DeadbeatCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about Scary Stuff this Halloween! We hope you enjoy on this sugar rush of fun and share your scary stuff with us! Leave comments and calls as you can!!! Happy Halloween yall!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Lemon-AidQuote du Jour:Derek - "Say hello to my little friend! YAH YAH YAH YAH!"*Clapping* with *Laughter*Randy - "That's Scarface!"Brennan and Dale - "Ha ha ha ha ha"Randy - "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"Derek, Randy, Brennan and Dale - Step BrothersCharity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - https://www.ehlers-danlos.com/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about semester 16 wrap up and share your comments, calls, and zombie game responses! Listen to see if you made the cut and enjoy your episode!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: ChampagneQuote du Jour:Gary - "Is there like a little espresso thing or a pod-ule or anything like that..."Dan - "Jesus Fucking Christ! All right, watch me R-tismo! You take the little pod. Put the little pod in the fucking hole, close the fucking lid, hit the fucking button and wait for 2 fucking seconds. Oh it's so easy!"Gary - "Too quick, I didn't see it." Gary and Dan - VEEPCharity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about "Incorrect Common Knowledge" that they believed, heard or shared... And we hope you can share some incorrect common knowledge you have heard or shared...***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Black Thorn- 2 oz Irish Whiskey- 1 oz Dry Vermouth- 3 dashes of Orange Bitters- 3 dashes of AbsintheCombine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Stir 25 to 35 times. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a orange wedge.Quote du Jour:Billy Butcher - "You see, When their apart they are absolute fucking rubbish. But you put them together, their the god damn fucking Spice Girls!"Mother's Milk - "How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?"Billy Butcher and Mother's Milk - The BoysCharity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads talk about whats new to them and you... We want to share with you what's new to us and we want to know what's new in you life. Call it in and leave comments!***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726***In the Studio:DanKenCritterCocktail du Jour: Royal Bermuda Yacht ClubQuote du Jour:Jay - You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."Jay - Clerks 2Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/Links:Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcastFacebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcastTwitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshowiTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcastStitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcastSpreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcastMerchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerchBrought to you by KDC Productions, LLC