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The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.
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For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Satanists are at it again, and this time it’s sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,No Milkshakes in McDonald’s in the UK (that’s what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastardsWhat a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Sri Lanka’s health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald’s because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Horse charity that’s worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
Indulge us for a moment dear Burpess while we introduce another podcast that we have added to our network.You'll find all episodes over on www.thenewsburp.com and of course if you liked it we would love you to subscribe to it wherever you get your pods, leave a review and/or feedback.Tickled Kink is hosted by Matt and Fiona where we talk about all things kink, fetish and sexual health to promote tolerance, education and openness around sexual health. And hopefully discover a few new things along the way.Get in touch @tickledkinkpod on the Twitters and tickledkink2021 on the Gmails.Feel free to get in touch with the show, in complete confidence on tickledkink2021@gmail.comYou can subscribe anywhere you get podcasts!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,A new online calculator will tell you how long you have left to live, advertisers want to get inside your dreams and women can literally smell if a man is single oh and it turns out that people who are high and/or tripping don't have the great ideas they think they do!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Imagine living in the Flintstone’s house, Make-a-wish for a vaccination and we have reached the age of immortal armies of bees, and I don’t care how much you want it, I’m not talking about the Elon Musk Bronze statue that was just unveiled in New York. And also there's a time traveller who has taken the "time" to tell us about the horrible future we're heading for and a porn star says she wants to give lucky fans the chance to stick their things in her thing. What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about NASA is developing super scary space squids, licking bodies in a mortuary is dead gross, I’m not mentioning Logan or Jake Paul once after this and Jeff Bezos is the billionaire we deserve!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about security guard pretends to be a surgeon and surgery goes bad, lady stuck in a chair making fetish content had to be freed with jaws of life and police are arresting fast food workers cause they’re not getting free burgers and you can put murder on a payment plan. Also Jeremy Clarkson is a party pooper and other stuff!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about shock horror and surprise as social justice warriors miss another target, you can win a prize by driving at the speed of Ketchup and man marries his dead wife’s sister, on the day he was supposed to marry the dead one, but she died on the wedding day, so yeah he just married the sister instead and a man who has married a sex doll, cheated on that sex doll, divorced that sex doll and will marry you, if you also like sex dolls.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about a man who lost his penis because he tried to put it where it wasn't welcome, again, allegedly. PETA have some perfectly reasonable suggestions, allegedly and you can cover up the smell of a dead body with 70 bottle of air freshener, allegedly.What a world we live in, allegedly.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week Matt forgot he was recording and shovelled some weed edibles into his face, so even as he writes this he's forgotten what was said in the show.Flashes of dinosaurs, lost cell phones, Burger King assassins and a massive chicken wing shortage.That's a shortage of chicken wings that is massive, not a shortage of massive wings.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about A cookie recipe that I won’t be going anywhere near, $26m dollar lottery ticket washed down the drain and mammals can breathe through their anus in emergencies!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about Italians getting pissed off over vending machine pizza, Chernobyl alcohol is a thing I bet you didn’t know about and the man who was almost a real life incredible hulk and a proper existential conversation about consciousness.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about sheep shagging refugees who can't be sent home, Caitlyn Jenner says something we agree on (I know, right?) and trillions of loud motherfucking insects are on the way!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask
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Sgt. Rex Power Colt

In the description, you stated that "We're trying this live for the fist time". However, there was no fist time in the episode.

Mar 26th
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