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Farewell, Shart Select!

Farewell, Shart Select!

2022-04-1801:13:33

It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful display the week before that did it in, we're just evolving! So why not say bye bye to gaming's weirdest podcast by looking back through the ages at some of the frankly weird stuff that went on, such as suspect clowns, even more suspect interviews with fellow podcasters and, of course, lots of hot content about games and stuff! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Stay kayfabe, Stu!

Stay kayfabe, Stu!

2022-04-0401:07:19

This week the boys are back up to their usual bull at the Wizards Tower. They discuss why Salem is only good thing in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that Oscars slap, which Greggs treat is the best (in return for hopefully landing a sponsor as usual) and how modern day scrotes are actually "sound lad". Oh, and the Wizards show up to put the listeners through a random movie quiz. Who will win? Who really cares? Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Who the f**k is Frank Goof?

Who the f**k is Frank Goof?

2022-03-2801:08:35

This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons from the 1990s, and how basically all of you are wrong for liking those boring ones with no monsters or robots in where people learn lessons, like bloody Doug. BORING! Additionally, Baloo should not be piloting an aeroplane, it is already established in canon that he is a talking bear with no additional skills. Also, a discussion about Nicolas Cage happens! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
I'm Darth DhogDirk!

I'm Darth DhogDirk!

2022-03-2159:11

This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of snails, the ineptitude of Inspector Gadget, and we ask Michael Caine (friend of the podcast) how many Batmans are actually buried on the grounds of Wayne Manor! Also we spurn our sought after sponsor! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends), a new run-in with the Office Guy, we talk about how reasonable PlayStation fanboys are about Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (not very), the big old difficulty argument in Elden Ring, Cynerpunk’s update woes and, as if this isn’t enough, the wizards make a dramatic reappearance in SLOW MOTION! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s shocking confession, Office Guy update is here, and did they finally manage to land that hot sponsorship deal with Monster Energy? (Spolier: no.) Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
This week the boys stumble across a scandalous conspiracy involving ITV’s golden son, wonder why the world’s gone Sonic mad, the real story behind Die Hard, the worst TV show ever conceived, looked at a gritty Fireman Sam reboot and discover just where Green Daddy has got to recently. We also start ranking the world’s most gorgeous hench bods and discuss who would play the Shart Select crew in the third Sonic Movie! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins

Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins

2022-02-1401:05:10

This week the boys are landed with a very special set of missions, just as The Beef accidentally summons coronavirus into himself. They choose which chocolate bars are the GOAT out of a set list, and also judge this years League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois championship, featuring heroes from Apex Legends, Twisted Metal, Marvel and more! Oh, and the Beef is angling for a cuddle. Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Things get a bit horny in main this week as the boys lay it all out on the table! We rank the top sexy rabbits for Dave Cooper, The Beef talks about his new work crush and one of the hosts is a little too quick to talk about which Pokémon would be best in the bedroom (hint, it's not Gardevoire!) We also see the pilot episode for Cumrag's Den, in which the famous wizard tries to get funding for a totally original product! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
In this week's hullabalooza of an episode, the boys reveal the Pumpkin King's dirty little secret, find some wholesome goodness in The Book of Boba Fett, use the recent Microsoft acquisition to cast each console company as American High School cliques and, of course, look at Lord Voldemort's obsession with sex toys. All this, and more! Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy

Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy

2022-01-2401:02:55

The Beef is joined by new hosts Mike Oxlong and Drew Peacock as they look at the latest news, complaints and comedy flashback stories from across the world. Mike takes a deep dive into the weird world of Alphacon, The Book of Boba Fett's thicc pig bois get a mention, Spider-Man: All the Spider Mans gets discussed and why on earth does the USA not like Ribena!? Don't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/v7cy2WP Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch 
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift! Join The Discord Join the Patreon
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