Paudeville

Well guys. We recorded this 5 months ago…and we found out the magic to getting these edited was Corbin having to commute to work. So in honor of his first time commuting in over a year…here’s a new episode! We finish off our Dungeons and Dragons adventure from last time and fill you in on the latest happenings as of January 2021. Our vintage ad this week is for some kind of dishwasher…I think? Guys it’s been 5 months. The musical selection selection this week is “Mr. Cryptid” based on a suggestion from our very own Hostess Julie. Send us a topic and musical style and your suggestion could be the next to become a song! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our throwback recommends this week are Wandavision and Janet Yellen. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-50/paudeville-ep-50.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

We’re embarking on a new adventure this time! We’re playing Dungeons and Dragons for realsies even though neither of us really know what we’re doing. And you know what? It’s gonna be great. Our vintage ad this week is for Barbasol. Put it all over your face and go outside! The musical selection selection this week is “Time Out” based on a suggestion from Sean Woodland. Send us a topic and musical style and your suggestion could be the next to become a song! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are Yoshi’s Crafted World and Zelda: Breath of the Wild. I know most of you have already played all the video games during 2020, but just in case you haven’t! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-49/paudeville-ep-49.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

In this festive episode, we return to our escape room segment but it’s a NEW ROOM. Will we ever get out? I guess you’ll just have to listen! Our vintage ad this week is for Kellogg’s Krumbles. ALL THE ENERGY OF ALL THE WHEAT! The musical selection selection this week is “Mr. Penguin” based on a suggestion from Dantendo64. The penguin is playing the saxophone! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are The Mandolorian and the new Mario Kart ride opening up in Japan. Check ‘em out! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-48/paudeville-ep-48.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Well, we recorded this pretty soon after the last episode…so at least there’s that… Hey, it’s the return of the kid segments! Things get a little weird…and we try out this neat lil search engine. Ever heard of it?!? Our vintage ad this week is for the Light Boy GAME KEEPER! No more need to carry your Gameboy games around in your mouth like a beast! The musical selection selection this week is “Hand Sanitizer.” I dare you to not sing this the next time you’re scrubbing up! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are Shoott and Fate and the Fablemaidens</>. Check ‘em out! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-47/paudeville-ep-47.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

We’re back! Nothing like needing a distraction while waiting for election results to get things rolling again! It’s been a long 5 M’s! Our vintage ad this week is for Psychine! RESTORE YOUR GIRLISH VIGOR! The musical selection selection this week is “Alien on the Moon,” with vocals from our 4yo Lukey. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are Escape This Podcast and Finish It!. Check ‘em out! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-46/paudeville-ep-46.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

I thought being stuck at home all together would bring in the Great Podcasting Boom of 2020…turns out 2020 might be remembered for something else! We have a brand new game of Julie’s own design. It’s sweet. It’s tart. It’s a brownish greyish fruit. It’s the Apple Name Game! Our vintage ad this week is for Pork and Beans! It’s the best kind of beans and the best kind of pork. Also, more kid segments! Speaking of pork, we have another installment of Lukey’s Zooky where Luke tells us about pigs! Ruby brings back the good ol’ Love Fest! Finally, Theo’s Pokemon Corner features a real deep cut, one you probably haven’t heard of: Pikachu. The musical selection selection this week is “Unique Eunuch Unicorn,” where a poor unicorn has so many…emotions! Based on a suggestion from @ChrisAnne81! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus by Dusti Bowling and be sure to check out the upcoming story on the HappyGoLukky Podcast. Check it out! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-44/paudeville-ep-44.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

We’re coming to you from our house, like always. But this time…it feels…different somehow… Oh yes we’ve been inside for weeks! But we’re here to keep it light and fun. We bring back a fave guessing game that’s easy to play whenever and wherever that we call Sanz Headbanz (like Headbandz…but…without…you get it.) This time…Animal edition! Our vintage ad this week is for Jello! Even a dumb husband who is intimidated by reading can make a complete meal…with Jello! The kid segments are back! We have another installment of Lukey’s Zooky where Luke tells us about elephants and stuff. Ruby tests out a new segment called Love Fest! Finally, Theo’s Pokemon Corner features the little flame-bum: Charmander. The musical selection selection this week is “Little Dubmaid,” a dubstep song about mermaids based on a suggestion from @TeagueDarell! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are to wash your hands and stay home if you can! And while you’re washing your hands you can listen to Wienerina (Vampire Dog) by Parry Gripp or Cubones and Catacombs. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-43/paudeville-ep-43.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

We still exist! And we did a trip! And it was a trip! It also inspired our new game where we tell you all about the best roads from The Nowhere, PA. We’re drowning in kid segments this week! We have Lukey’s Zooky where our 3yo Luke tells us about some cool zoo animals. We also have Twue Cwimes with 5yo Ruby. Then there’s Theo’s Pokemon Corner, where our 8yo tells us about a Pokemon. The musical selection this week is “Getcher Buns Off the Table” in case you need to sing it to your kids when their buns get onto the table! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are to wash your hands! And also, Captain Ryan Stories! Check them out at https://captainryanstories.podbean.com/. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-42/paudeville-ep-42.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Alright everyone, grab your Love Buckets! It’s love day and we got you covered with some nerdy pickup lines of multiple vintages. Go out and woo! This episode is brought to you by Arrow shirts. What every man wants, but is too afraid to ask… The musical selection this week is Ragtime Recess, suggested by Sean Woodland. If you send us a topic and musical style your idea might be featured next! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are the Amazing Wildlife Podcast and Taskmaster. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-41/paudeville-ep-41.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Hey! We’ve been doing this ding-dong-dang podcast for a whole year! To celebrate, we bring you a normal episode, a week and a day late! Get ready for some math! There are no wrong answers in Vector? I Hardly Know Her!, but every math problem can be answered via short story or impression. This episode is brought to you by Conn Instruments. Who are you trying to impress!? Do it with a colorful saxophone. The musical selection this week is I Whiz by Poo Poo Dolls, a parody of Iris by Goo Goo Dolls as suggested by the Spooky Spouses. You literally asked for this. No takesie backsies. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are the HappyGoLukky Podcast and Spooky Spouses a couple of other fun, family-friendly podcasts. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-40/paudeville-ep-40.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Everybody has a fever! And the only cure is more D&D! So, we’re going to finally put out the next section of Dungeons and Dad Puns where Corbin and Theo play a Pokemon-themed Dungeons and Dragons campaign. For more information about what we’re playing see https://www.pokemon5e.com/. Big thanks to Joe the DM and jslabes#8547 on the Pokemon5e Discord Server for putting together the pieces for this game. The musical selection this week is all the silly music I came up with to play in the background. Some of it even has words! You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommend for this episode is the Curious Kid Podcast, and educational podcast for kids and adults. Right now, they will donate 3 dollars to help support those affected by the fires in Australia for every review they get, so get on it! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-39/paudeville-ep-39.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Happy New Year from Paudeville! Join Corbin and Julie for a rousing game of New Years-themed Categories that is very strict on the rules and goes at lightning speed! What mental acuity they have! This episode brought to you by Cheez Whiz…in a jar! Got potatoes that need to be yummified? Just Cheez Whiz’um! Also brought to you by a deep love for Jason Mantzoukas…but that’s just always. The musical selection this week is “I’m Starving” which will sound very familiar if you spend any time around kids. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are Science Comics, especially the one about Plagues, and The Adventure Zone (not family-friendly!). Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-38/paudeville-ep-38.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

It’s Christmastime in Paudeville! We’ve been busy with fun family Christmas activities, regardless of how much sleep we’ve gotten! Our new game this week is a new favorite! We play “Finishing Each Other’s…” where we go back and forth and say the lyrics of a song until we crash and burn…it doesn’t take too long… This episode is brought to you by Hoover vacuums! If you want a Hoover for Christmas and don’t like having a wife anymore, get her a Hoover! The musical selection this week is “Too Tired (Something Something Christmas)” which is somehow the first Christmas song (kind of) that I’ve written. It’s also probably the most closely I’ve identified with something I’ve written. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are Peanut Butter filled cookies and Professor Theo’s Mystery Lab! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-37/paudeville-ep-37.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Lots going on in this episode! We busted out the nifty thrifty mobile recording center 3000 and enjoyed a nice stroll in Vienna, VA. Also, Corbin started playing D&D with the kids and we thought about waiting until they figured out what they were doing to start recording it, but decided that wouldn’t be the Paudeville way! Tune in as JK starts out on his Pokemon adventure. More to come! For the Holidays we’re doing the ol’ podcast turducken. That’s right! It’s a podcast within a podcast! We present to you the latest episode of Elderberry Tales, a podcast of charming kid stories with great discussion questions at the end. This episode is brought to you by Lucky Strike…Candy Canes! Right?! Right! Thanks Santa! The musical selection this week is “Pause Game,” with vocals from our 3-year-old Lukey. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are Dungeons and Dragons, especially the Pokemon version (go to https://www.pokemon5e.com/ for more info) and of course, Elderberry Tales. Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-36/paudeville-ep-36.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Are we still tired? You tell us! Tell us yes. The answer is yes. We’re tired. Family updates! We went on a hot date in the cold autumn air and cached some geos (I think I’m saying that right…). We also enjoyed Ruby’s kindergarten Thanksgiving PERFORMANCE. Not a program, not a presentation. A performance! We have a brand new game for you folks this week. Inspired by sleep deprivation and our dark sense of humor, it’s “Game or Maim?”! What’s fun to do normal speed but torture to do fast? Listen to find out! This episode is brought to you by Hot Dr. Pepper! Why!? Oh sweet mercy, why!? The musical selection this week is “Honey Crunch ‘n Oats.” Aldi you can send the checks to PO Box 123456 Paudeville, USA. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommends for this episode are Disney+ and another actual play RPG podcast called Quest Company Junior and especially their game Postcards from Pearl. If your venn diagram of nerd-dom covers Pokemon and D&D then this is the show for you! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-35/paudeville-ep-35.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

You guys…we’re tired. We have a very cute reason to be tired and we’re a little loopy in this one. First, family updates! We talk about how daylight savings is very bad with kids, Corbin went back to work this week complete with commuting woes, and we voted! Then we freshen up our favorite Easter game with a Thanksgiving theme by giving very fake synopses of very real children’s books. This episode is brought to you by Armour Star Corned Beef Hash. Just ninja into a men’s club to see how they likes their meat ‘n potatoes. We also have a bonus acrostic poem from Theo (age 7). Keep an eye out for more kid poems coming down the pike! The musical selection this week is “Little Hero,” the third in our line of songs for our kids that start the chorus with the word “Hey!” You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our Paudeville Recommend for this episode is fun and silly actual play role playing game called The Gigantic Adventures of Jeff and Simon. It’s a lot of fun, check it out! Paudeville is a proud member of the Podicon Go network of family-friendly podcasts. See all the other fine shows at https://www.podicongo.com/. Social Links: Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Listen: http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-34/paudeville-ep-34.mp3 Subscribe: Review:

Hey all you Boos and Ghouls out there! Here’s a short, sweet, trick-or-treat episode for you! Join us for some spooky stories and bone chilling sound effects. Also, some news (or should we say neeeeeeeeews?): Paudeville is now a part of the Podicon GO network of family friendly podcasts! More info coming soon, but check us out at https://www.podicongo.com/. The musical selection this week is “Echo Mansion,” submitted by Holly Flanagan (@flolly) with some bonus sound effects from our kids. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Twitter Facebook Instagram Website http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-halloween/paudeville-ep-halloween.mp3

The day has finally come! Time to pit all 16 of our animal freaks against each other to see who is the freakiest freak of them all! You can find the bracket we’re using here. This episode is brought to you by “The Waldorf” bathroom tissues. Show your rear end how high end you can be! This episode also kind of brought to you by Nyquil. The musical selection this week is “Hey Boy,” mutually inspired by Lukey (our 3-year-old) back when he was a baby and Corbin’s upcoming appearance on Blink and You’ll Miss It. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Our recommends this week are the video for 555 by Jimmy Eat World, and our friendly-friend podcasts Just the Zoo of Us and Blink and You’ll Miss It. Twitter Facebook Instagram Website http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-33/paudeville-ep-33.mp3

Did anything interesting happen in our family recently? Hmm, let me think…Oh yeah! We had a baby! Valley Opal joined us this past week and it’s been a grand adventure. We’ll tell you about it! Just listen! We also have some solid baby-related True Crimes from Ruby and, making her podcast debut, Deep Valley Questions with Baby Valley. It’s only fitting that this week’s ad involves a picture of a baby and it’s even more fitting that it’s an ad for our good friends over at Kellogg’s Corn Flakes. The musical selection this week is “Little Sadness,” inspired by the little cries we get from Valley throughout the day and night. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Twitter Facebook Instagram Website http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-32/paudeville-ep-32.mp3

You guys, we have babies on the brain! This episode comes out on Julie’s due date, so when the next episode happens…we shall be enbabied! And we have real big plans! This time we have our sweet Ruby on to play our word association game of First Impressions. This episode is brought to you by “Carnation Evaporated Milk”. Babies demand it using words! Only the most content of cows. The musical selection this week is “The Angry Song,” submitted by Sean and Avery Woodland. You can stream and download all our musical selections at https://soundcloud.com/paudeville Twitter Facebook Instagram Website http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/paudeville-ep-31/paudeville-ep-31.mp3