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Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Chris Wilson.

A proud part of the We Made This podcast network.
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EPISODE 88 - Chris Linay returns to talk about some children who know all your secrets. Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.''HOSTED BYChris WilsonRob YeomansSPECIAL GUEST STARChris LinayEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
American Psycho 2 (2002)

American Psycho 2 (2002)

2021-03-2101:29:24

EPISODE 87 - Graps and Claps' Chris Linay joins us for one of the more infamous sequels in film history. Bad things, sad things, have to happen.HOSTED BYChris WilsonRob YeomansSPECIAL GUEST STARChris LinayEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Dark Water (2005)

Dark Water (2005)

2021-03-0701:13:18

EPISODE 86 - It's fookin' pissing it down.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryTechnical note: Dave was suffering from a two-second delay. The audio has been cleaned up where possible. Please contact @dancinghenry if you would like a refund.
The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010)

2021-02-2101:41:32

EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BY Dave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Saw II (2005)

Saw II (2005)

2021-02-0701:30:15

EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuaryWE MADE THIS: @wemadethispod
Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod
Hatchet III (2013)

Hatchet III (2013)

2021-01-0301:15:38

EPISODE 82 - Bringing in 2021 the only way we know how: with giblets and raw meat.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This Network: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
EPISODE 81: William Shatner fights Krampus. Or does he?!?! No, no he doesn't, he sits behind a desk.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod
The Craft: Legacy (2020)

The Craft: Legacy (2020)

2020-12-1301:23:52

An extremely 2020 remake of The Craft gives us progressive politics and incidental magic, which leaves the lads feeling very old and pining for old goth clothing shops.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies. And a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black hearts. Of the same man who created him. The battle between good, and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows, lies a dark warrior.The prevailer of good. With a voice of silence, and a mission of justice. This is Edward Furlong.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob Yeomans**SPECIAL GUEST STAR HERE COMES THE INCREASED LISTENERSHIP**Michael CornellEDITED BYDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Creepshow 2 (1987)

Creepshow 2 (1987)

2020-11-1501:22:21

EPISODE 78: The lads lockdown with a horror anthology. Prepare for tales of haunted Indian statues, hungry bin bags, and a dead bloke who just really wants a lift.HOSTED BYDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEDITED BYDave WalkerCineMortuary: @cinemortuaryWe Made This: @wemadethispod
I Am Legend (2007)

I Am Legend (2007)

2020-10-2501:29:15

EPISODE 77 - Wilson picks a too time-appropriate film as Rob and Dave enjoy life in Tier 2. On the plus side, DOGGO!Hosted by: Dave Walker, Chris Wilson, Rob YeomansEdited by: Dave WalkerTwitter, Facebook, Instagram: @cinemortuaryWe Made This Network: @wemadethispod
EPISODE 76: With the 3rd annual TURDIES ceremony at the end of the episode, Dave looks to ruin Rob's calculations by presenting us with a syntax-loving demon who loves creative casino-based deaths. We wish a million people would listen to this podcast.Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
EPISODE 75: We are celebrating three quarters of a century of episodes here at the CineMortuary bunker, and as such Rob is treating the lads BIG TIME. It goes down like a smooth glass of Chianti.... It's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerChris WilsonEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
EPISODE 74: Chris is back on the throne and after threatening it for multiple episodes he's finally making Rob & Dave watch Uwe Boll's "Masterpiece" Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance... Oh no...Hosted byChris WilsonRob YeomansDave WalkerEdited byChris WilsonWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
EPISODE 73: It's Dave's pick so once again Chris and Rob ask the age old CineMortuary question... It's not a Horror film though, is it?? It's the sequel that the lads aren't sure anyone needed... BATTLE ROYALE IIHosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
EPISODE 72: Rob has thrown the lads quite a curve-ball this time round and has gone all Werner Herzog on us... Oh my!Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerChris WilsonEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

2020-07-2601:19:48

EPISODE 71: Chris makes his long awaited return to the throne with a film that harnesses modern technology in such a contrived way that renowned technophobe Rob's head is on the cusp of exploding!Hosted byChris WilsonRob YeomansDave WalkerEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Color Out of Space (2019)

Color Out of Space (2019)

2020-07-1201:39:59

EPISODE 70: It's Dave's turn in the porcelain palace and in a ploy to lure Chris out of his exile in Belarus we have the second coming on the podcast of our lord and saviour Nicholas Cage in Color out of Space!Hosted byDave WalkerChris WilsonRob YeomansEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
Evil Dead (2013)

Evil Dead (2013)

2020-06-2801:46:49

EPISODE 69: It's Rob's turn on the throne and its the Ash-free 2013 remake of The Evil Dead. Creatively titled Evil Dead... Chris/THE FALCON is still leading the world's fight against COVID-19 so Michael Cornell is back. Groovy.Hosted byRob YeomansDave WalkerMichael CornellEdited byDave WalkerWe Made This: @wemadethispodCineMortuary: @cinemortuary
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