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A comprehensive but humorous look at the world of low grade, forgotten or just plain terrible horror movies. Serious reviews with a twist of humor thrown in. We are not here to warn you off, rather encourage you to see these at least once with friends and have a blast riffing on them. If you have seen any of these we would love to hear your feedback on them as well!

Keep your head, hands, and feet inside the ride at all times or you may lose them!

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"Apprehensive at best" by Biz Baz Studio

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"Ghost Chase Thriller" by Sir Cubworth

"Darkness of My Sun" byThe 126ers
31 Episodes
A group of hobgoblins, who allow you to live out your fantasies but kill you in the process, escape from a studio vault, and a security guard and his friends must stop them before dawn. Watch it on: TubiTV Youtube Visit us and other great shows on ForthHand Network What the Suck on ForthHand: Facebook: Instagram: Music: Intro - Sir Cubworth - Ghost Chase Thriller Outro - Alge - I Love Destruction When It Serves Love
We are joined once again by our good friend Joe Breda from Old Humble Distilling as he helps us through the pain of the 1975 non-classic, The Giant Spider Invasion with some tasty whiskey! Check out Old Humble Distilling: Watch the movie here: The Giant Spider Invasion - 1975 After a black hole strikes, it opens up another dimension in a rural Wisconsin town, and soon there is an invasion of gigantic arachnids who crave human flesh. NASA scientists Dr. Vance (Steve Brodie) and Dr. Jenny Langer (Barbara Hale) try their best to save humanity as a romance blooms between them. Meanwhile, local Dan Kester (Robert Easton) squabbles with his wife, Ev (Leslie Parrish), and has a dalliance with local bartender Helga (Christiane Schmidtmer).
Ho Ho Holy Shit!!! We hope you enjoy our first annual Christmas special as we dive into the stocking of coal that is Krampus The Reckoning!! Have a great holidays everyone!! Krampus The Reckoning Zoe is a strange little child with only one not-so-imaginary friend who happens to be the terrifying demon companion of St Nicholas, the Krampus. Unleashed upon a small town to punish the naughty people at Christmas time, no one is safe. Find us at Watch Krampus now at: Amazon Prime TubiTV
With the help of our guest Ash Tronomy, we suffer through the worst sequel ever made, Exorcist II: The Heretic!! How can something that started off so great go so very very wrong?! Find out! The Exorcist II: The Heretic Owing to his experience with exorcisms, Father Lamont (Richard Burton) is chosen by his superiors to investigate the death of Father Merrin (Max von Sydow), who died during the exorcism of young Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair). Lamont finds Regan under the psychiatric care of Dr. Tuskin (Louise Fletcher). By hypnotizing the girl, he is able to learn that Merrin previously exorcised the same demon from a boy in Africa. Hoping for answers, Lamont travels to Africa in search of the youth. Its available anywhere movies can be watched You can find our guest here: Ash Tronomy Facebook The Bella Rush Instagram You can find James here: James Instagram James Facebook
Our feature this week is another terrible creature feature from the 1960s, Vic Savage's The Creeping Terror. The Creeping Terror (1964) A newlywed sheriff attempts to stop a slow-moving alien monster before it consumes all of the residents of an American town. It is a race against time for the sheriff to save the day. You can watch it on Prime: You can follow James on: or You can find us at: and
We are thrilled to welcome our Special Guest, this week, Kristin Malaer, wife of half the podcast, Chris! She joins us on a fantastic ride through 5 segments of our latest anthology: Dr. Terror's House of Horrors. Dr. Terror's House of Horrors is a 1965 British horror film from Amicus Productions, directed by veteran horror director Freddie Francis, written by Milton Subotsky, and starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Five men enter a train carriage in London bound for (the fictional town of) Bradley, and are joined by a sixth, the mysterious Doctor Schreck (Peter Cushing) whose name, he mentions, is German for "terror". During the journey, the doctor opens his pack of Tarot cards (which he calls his "House of Horrors") and proceeds to reveal the destinies of each of the travellers. This provides the framework to tell five horror stories. You can watch it on TubiTV: Be sure to check out Kristins Instagrams: An Ordinary Houston Girl DavilaDogHouse and you can follow James at
We continue our trip through the '50s with an independently made 1959 black-and-white science fiction-horror movie about a giant area rug attacking people while a narrator tells us everything we should know about the movie! Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) After local-moonshine swilling trapper Lem Sawyer sees a giant creature, people start disappearing. Watch now Prime: Tubi TV: MST3K Version: Youtube:
Season 2 starts off with a snore!!! A killer tree that kills off-screen, a character which may be the maid or wife of another (we don't remember), and an "African native" who looks Puerto Rican.....we've missed this! The Woman Eater is the story of a crazed scientist who feeds women to a flesh-eating tree in return for a serum that can bring the dead back to life. You can watch it now on TubiTV: You can find Co-host James on Facebook and Instagram
Welcome to the 2019 Halloween Special! After hearing our review you may go looking for razor blade candy....enjoy!! Boo! Emmett, Freddy, Marie, Kevin and his reluctant girlfriend Jessie decide to spend the Halloween night in an abandoned hospital. Meanwhile, the younger Allan meets the old friend of his father Arlo Ray Baines and asks him to help to find his vanished sister Meg in the same spot. The two groups meet each other in the mental institution section on the haunted third floor. There are rumors that the long shut down and neglected hospital is haunted by the inhabitants that died there in a fire and they are about to discover that the myths might just be true. You can watch Boo now: Tubi.TV: Amazon Prime: 8-bit Halloween theme by 8-bit Goosebumps theme by
For our season finale, we have a treat for you!! A dog turd covered in ice cream sprinkles....enjoy!! I am ZoZo When five friends decide to play with an Ouija board, they are not prepared for the events that follow. In a remote house, the group catches the attention of a malevolent demon named ZoZo. Watch it now on Prime: Watch I Am Zozo on Tubi:
Season 1 Episode 21 - Cube

Season 1 Episode 21 - Cube


Someone how cooler than Ice Cube is now, but not as cool as he was in the 80's and 90's. Figure that one out! Cube is a 1997 Canadian science-fiction horror film directed and co-written by Vincenzo Natali.[6] A product of the Canadian Film Centre's First Feature Project,[7] the film follows a group of people as they cross industrialized cube-shaped rooms, some rigged with various traps designed to kill. Watch Cube on Tubi:
It was only a matter of time before we got to the King himself. Listen as we discuss a race of feline vampires whos only weakness is....felines? Good thing Clovis is here to save the day! When newcomers Charles (Brian Krause) and his mother, Mary (Alice Krige), settle into town, the local residents do not suspect that they're shape-shifters looking to feed on the town's virgin girls. Charles quickly befriends innocent and chaste Tanya (Madchen Amick) when he begins attending high school, hoping to take her life force in order to feed his mother. When Tanya agrees to a first date with Charles, she may learn his true intentions the hard way.
A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world. The Stuff (also known as Larry Cohen's The Stuff) is a 1985 American satirical science fiction horror film written, produced, and directed by Larry Cohen and starring Michael Moriarty, Garrett Morris, Andrea Marcovicci, and Paul Sorvino. Watch The Stuff on Tubi:
Our first movie that was meant to be bad! Join us on a fun-filled ride! On Friday the 13th it gets bad...but on Saturday the 14th it gets worse for a family that inherits a cursed house in this outrageous and suspenseful comedy spoof. Watch Saturday the 14th on Tubi:
Join us for one of George A. Romero's forgotten movies!! A movie so good they remade it in 2010 and that was immediately forgotten as well! The Crazies A military plane crashes near a small town, infecting the water supply with a deadly virus that causes insanity then death. The army moves in to control the situation, only for the civilians to treat them as invaders and then infect them as well. Watch it now: Tubi.TV Vudu (Free)
Join us as we discuss the cult classic (is it really?) Tourist Trap and try to stay awake for the whole thing! Tourist Trap A group of friends stranded at a secluded roadside museum are stalked by a man who uses his telekinetic powers to control the museum’s mannequins. Watch it now on Tubi.TV:
Come one, Come all!! To the stupidest sideshow on Earth!! You'll see a hairy man, an armless knife thrower, the seal girl. Do you know what you won't see? A plot (or customers)!!!) Freakshow - 2017 Circus performers seek revenge against a band of thieves planning to steal money from their wealthy owner. You can watch Freakshow now on Tubi.TV:
What happens when ghosts get on board an international flight? People die of course! What happens when you call your movie Flight 666 and it does not have anything to do with the devil or a demon? its sucks of course! Join us as we dissect this shitfest! Flight 666 Unseen forces attack the passengers and crew on an international flight. As the people fight to stay alive, they realize that the unseen forces are the spirits of murdered girls. The spirits try to stop their killer, who is onboard the plane. Watch it on now: or on Prime:
(to Jaws theme) DUMB DUMB....DUMB DUMB....DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB.....This movie's DUMB!!!! "Mammoth Mountain's annual "Bikini Ski Day" party for spring break takes a horrifying turn when the ghosts of ancient sharks awaken to defend the mountain against tourists and skiers." Sharks in the snow...need I say more? Join us for a strange film for our unlucky 13th episode! Watch Avalanche Sharks on Tubi: And Amazon Prime:
Join us as we review this week's hit film with Joe Breda from Old Humble Distillery and play a drinking game to the 1986 "classic" Chopping Mall. Joe was kind enough to bring along a bottle of their Straight Whiskey and boy did it help!!! Chopping Mall Rotten Tomatoes - 57% Eight teenagers are trapped after hours in a high tech shopping mall and pursued by three murderous security robots out of control. Find Joe and the story of Old Humble here: Instagram - Facebook - and be sure to also find us on Spotify: Stitcher: and you can watch this weeks movie on Prime: Or TubiTV:
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