Movie Melt! Podcast - Psychotronic and Outsider Cinema

Oztober: Bloodlust (1991) Four Melbourne vampire slackers party all night, tear throats out at an industrial club, and rob a casino for three million bucks, with a gang of pilgrim-costumed vampire hunters and two beer-drinking cops on their tail. They also really love gas station snacks. Co-director Richard Wollstonecraft was 21 and learned filmmaking from the Savage brothers of The Marauders. The money came from “cowboys and borderline gangsters,” and the lead actress went on trial mid-shoot for importing 2,000 tabs of ecstasy. Wollstonecraft later became Richard Masters, ran Melbourne’s Hellfire fetish club, and started his own film festival out of spite. The poster said it was banned in seven countries. It wasn’t. PLUS: What We’ve Been Watching, an Australia vs. America burger-jingle Battle of the Bands, and a feature presentation with Matt, Jeremiah, C-bear, and CDR. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Shot-on-Video September spills into Oztober as Matt, Heather, Jeremiah, and C-bear head into the Australian bush with Mark Savage’s The Marauders (1986). Two drunk Melbourne thugs chase a teenage Casanova and his girlfriend into the country, leaving behind dead bodies, wrecked cars, and unpaid bills. Spectacular hair, dangerous stunts, and an unreasonable amount of McDonald’s follow. We dig into the borrowed weekend equipment that made it possible and the missing master tape, bootlegs, and eventual DVD release that kept it alive. PLUS: Jeremiah discovers his "ironic".... "interest".... in minotaur erotica, Rambo, Hope, Teen Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Shaun the Sheep, giving credit to Fred Olen Ray for movies he had nothing to do with, the 1997 Leave It to Beaver movie and our new friend's milking machine! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Four college students head to a cemetery for a little fun and meet Sean: a skull-masked occultist with opium, tarot cards, a jester belt, and enough speeches about the mental plane to make them wish they'd stayed home. Originally released as Scorpio, this Florida shot-on-video nightmare was written by John Brodie, who also cast himself as Sean. Ron Atkins flew in from Las Vegas to shoot it in four days. Jeremiah digs through Atkins's Cutthroat Video catalog, while Matt opens Brodie's actual book on extraterrestrial astrology. Apparently there are wars on the Sun. The movie runs about 53 minutes. We talk about it for nearly four hours. That should give you some idea of what happened. PLUS: What We've Been Watching, our shot-on-video origin stories, and a feature presentation with Matt, C-bear, and Jeremiah. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Shot on Video September starts here — but not with a horror movie?! In 1998, Kathryn Hudson wrote, directed, scored and starred in her own vanity project as an alien monarch from the planet Neberon: crash-landed on Earth at nine, raised by Himalayan mystics, running a Santa Monica dance studio, and defending the beach from a businessman who turns swimmers green and sells them the antidote for a million dollars. Then she never dropped the act. Twenty-eight years later she's still Queen Kathryn — ambassador of world peace, self-published recording artist, and an extremely active poster. We get into the movie, the woman, and the thirty years she's spent as the character: Vista Street, David Sterling, Jeff Leroy's miniatures, Supreme Master Ching Hai, the Loving Hut, urine therapy, gold hot pants, and a merch line with its own perfume. Plus Battle of the Bands: Celestial Edition, and what we've been watching. Watch the movie here Cory's Youtube Channel! Klon's infrequent but awesome show LateList Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Sensitive Boy Sex Comedy Summer goes out with a failing stripper school, a hog farmer, a morality crusader named Dr. Percy Honeywell, and the least appetizing-looking pizzas ever caught on film. Buck Flower's Pop Tate wins a bankrupt pizza-delivery business in a card game. The catch: it sells only pineapple pizza, has basically no customers, and the van isn't even paid off. His solution is to put the stripper-school dancers to work delivering the pizzas. The pizza remains terrible, but after one accidental topless delivery, Pop and Elliot — the school's flamboyant proprietor — finally figure out what people are actually willing to pay for. We also try to reconstruct director Ed Hansen, a director with almost no public record at all — no interviews, barely any photographs, and one commentary track where Jim Wynorski mostly talks about Jim Wynorski. What's left is a strange trail from The Bullwinkle Show to advertising, documentaries, exercise tapes and a decade of cheap sex comedies built around failing businesses saved by women taking their clothes off. And every Friday, apparently, lunch at Musso & Frank. The movie itself gives us Buck Flower in a lead role, prank stripper-grams, a cop courtship on playground equipment, a guy who just wants a rubber duck, Honeywell running surveillance from inside a garbage can while wearing a beer helmet with a teddy bear head on it, and John F. Goff's Elliot dressed like Colonel Sanders on an inflatable alligator. Plus Battle of the Bands goes three rounds deep — Rodd Keith vs. Norm Burns, Exotic Adrian Street vs. Big Daddy, and disco Frank Sinatra vs. a children's version of "Disco Inferno" — along with Jonathan Winters being left unsupervised on a children's show to talk about bathtime. Join our Patreon if you can! Cory's Youtube Channel! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!