Who Asked You?

So here we are... the big one-hundred. It seems like only yesterday... yadda yadda. We won't go into one of those reminiscent schpeels about the show here. We've already got one that starts off this week's episode. It is a little surreal though. When we started the show we all agreed we'd give it six months and see what happens. If nobody was listening by then we'd move on to the next thing. But somehow we did get a few of you tuning in. And one week led to the next, and here we are.Since we blew the entire Who Asked You? budget flying back east to screen Black Dynamite, we were unable to cater this event and therefore are not drunk for the recording. But we promise, we'll do another drunk show one of these days. It'll most likely be the last show because Chase will go into a drunken tirade about the new Star Trek and spill beer all over the mixer. We'll then have no way to continue.Anyway, we thought for this show we'd try and do each of our special segments. So there's a long overdue "Why, Will Farrell?". But this time it's not some dumb new project he's working on, but rather a Forbes Magazine article explaining that he is no longer a good investment for movie makers. He's not the only one though, we've got more on this list. Some we agree with, others... not so much.And then, of course, a special segment show must include "What Is Michael Bay Up To?". This time though, there's not a lot to be said about what he's doing that hasn't already been said. He is quite busy though with many-a-task. We'll run through his activities for you.After that it's the first of two all-new segments we're introducing. This first one is called "According To A New Study" and features some ridiculous scientific studies that were not needed in the first place, because we already knew the answer. Or is just plain retarded and is absent of a reason on how they received funding for such a thing. With this segment we'll ponder all this more than the scientists did on these studies.We'll then move along to our second awesome new segment called "Best Worst Most Least". During this segment we feature four randomized questions that involve something, someone or even somewhere that is the Best Worst Most or Least of... um... something. For example, the question might be, best podcast you've ever heard? And the no-brainer answer would be........ This Week In Tech with Leo Laporte. What? Oh you thought we would say.... hey, we're just keepin' it real.Once we clear the noobs, it's onto a more classic segment, "Who Facted You?". And what a treat this one is. All of the facts are one-hundred themed in celebration of our centum episode."It's The Law" is next on the rundown. And this week we travel to Illinois. If you're from Illinois and are reading this. You have two of the most random laws we've ever had on this segment. Perfect for episode 100! Listen to this, because the last law on the list comes from Champaign, Illinois and is Chase's favorite to date. If you're from the prairie state and want to comment on any of these laws, by all means, E-Mail us!Finally, we end this special show with a "Chase's Chance-Upon". As you know, we have a rather unhealthy obsession with Arnold Schwarzenegger. And besides having new Arnoldisms in our sound effects we've got what we'll call a dance mix of Arnold proportions.

It's that time of year... time for the Who Asked You? Christmas Special. Not as special as previous years though... then again, we are in a recession. So suck it!As the universal time continuum dictates, there must always be problems and headaches that pop up at the holidays. And this year is no exception. The guys discuss the fact that there is something at the quantum level of existence that requires bad things to always happen at Christmas. Maybe money is tight, which this year it is for everyone, or maybe your tree caught fire or in this case maybe the driver side door on your car no longer closes and the dealership is going full steam with their scamming and run-arounds. But we do get a little Christmas cheer going with new releases on DVD which make great gifts by the way. And that gets us into talking about a couple of holiday season movies we've screened.First up is a brief review of Ninja Assassin. It's brief because there's not much to be said about a crappy movie. Dennis, Charlie and Mike say this gem. And apparently most of the movie consists of Rain, a Korean actor and singer running around with his shirt off and only a fraction of actual ninja fighting.Then there's Avatar, which Chase and Dennis went and saw in 3D IMAX. Don't listen to the reviews from some. The story in this movie is not bland. It's really engrossing and you feel for the aliens. It's one movie where you're actually rooting for them, not us. James Cameron has really outdone himself on this one. We definitely recommend seeing it. And see it in 3D for sure. It makes the experience that much more fun.In this week's Show Links you'll find a bunch of random links to what we think are some of the best and worst items of 2009. This was tough. But we try and do a recap every year on the Christmas show of stuff we liked and hated. Obviously there was more to hate in 2009 than like. But we have our picks. And we tell you all about them on the show.From all of us at Who Asked You?, have a good holiday. Don't fret if you can't buy your kids PS3's and tons of toys this year. Be wise, save your dough and put away the plastic. There will be other Christmases. Kids should learn what a recession is and how to handle it. Now excuse me. I bought this soap box at Wal-Mart and I'm going to return it now.

On Christmas day Charlie and Chase had the pleasure of participating in a long-running tradition that Dennis has with his sister. And that tradition is attending a Christmas Day movie. This year's film just happened to be released on Christmas Day. And that motion picture was Sherlock Holmes. But before we get into a critique of this latest incarnation of the world's greatest detective we have to talk about something else more disastrous than the script for the movie. Charlie, being a former projectionist, informed us that Christmas is the biggest box office day of the year and therefore those who run the theater projectors are instructed to play every trailer available before the feature presentation. This makes sense, because we sat through seven movie trailers before Sherlock Holmes started. And they all looked awful!Now we know you're probably thinking, oh here goes the Who Asked You? bitterness once again, but seriously, these flicks looked f**ked. They were so bad, Dennis felt compelled to make a list of them and we go through it one by one on the show in hopes that you can avoid the displeasure of viewing them on your next trip to the cinema. If, during the show, you want to check out any of the films for yourself, first, you should stop drinking... and second, you can find their official websites in the Show Links.Once we get passed those painful memories we get into news of possible villains for Spider-Man 4. Once again Raimi is taking the multi-enemy route like he did in the last installment and we all know how that turned out. This time around it may even get worse. None of what's on today's show has been confirmed yet, but several sites are reporting the same thing, so it's probably got some truth in it. One of those truths is that the Vulture will be Spidey's main adversary for the fourth web spin. And Falicia Harding, a long-running charater in the comic will make her debut, but not as the villain you fanboys are thinking of. Tune in and hear this one!As bad is the Spider-Man 4 news may be to some of you. It won't set a record for poor box office performance. At least, not like Transylmania did... Transyl-what, you're probably asking. Transylmania is a sequel to the Dorm Daze movies. And it's set a rather distinctive record in theatrical releases that hasn't been broken since the early nineties. And given movies have done better than ever this year, during a recession... well that's just an even worse black eye to the folks who made Transylmania. We'll break it down for you.Then it's onto a father's experiment on his own son. No needles or evil laboratories involved here... more like a galactic cultural exposure. Yeah, that sounds really official and probably is what kept social services off the guys back.Plus, Nielson released a list of songs that they believe qualify for "most popular" because of their total plays on the radio. There's a most-played song in each music genre leading up to the most played song of all in the last decade. Listen in and see if your favorite artist or song made it onto this list. If you're not into mainstream music, then probably not.And the show winds down with some odd laws from Colorado like being prohibited from letting your neighbor borrow your vacuum cleaner. I guess Colorado was tired of its residents embarressing the state on Judge Judy for unreturned property suits.Besides that, the final moments of our final 2009 show are filled with the final turning of a soap opera legend. CBS has canceled As The World Turns after a nearly sixty-year run. Bad ratings and revenue differentials are to blame here. Maybe CBS will replace it with another boring game show revival hosted by another Whose Line player. I'm thinking Brad Sherwood could host Super Market Sweep. Yeah, that wasn't a CBS show, but I guarantee it'd be far more entertaining than Wayne Brady's Lets Make A Deal... what's behind door number one? The god-damned TV remote I'm changing channels with, that's what.

Who Asked You? has entered the new year! We can’t believe it’s already ought-ten… or O-ten, err… umm… ten. However the hell you’re supposed to say it, lets hope this one is better than the last.First up on the rundown is the Oxford American Dictionary word of the year. Who knew that lexicographers like to hold their own little competitions for favorite words. This years is, of course, tech related. It seems that’s where all the new words are coming from. Sadly, the winner beat out a certain verb used by Halo players the world over. Had they chose it, the dictionary would have had even more fun words to look up other than fart, shit and the like.And there’s news coming from the talk show world that another female host is leaving the daytime line up to focus on producing movies about women. Unlike Oprah though, me thinks many will be glad to see this one go.And one British actor is going from a captain to a knight. He’ll join the ranks of other distinguished thespians like Ian Holm and Ian McKellen, only his name isn’t Ian. If you’re not sure who we’re talking about, lets just say you may find this story “engaging”.We’ve also got a story today about an upcoming movie being kept hush hush… at least, by the writers, because two of the people involved in previous features are talkin’. Harold Ramis drops a few tidbits about the third Ghostbusters film while interviewing with Heeb Magazine. But his juice isn’t anything compared to what Sigourney Weaver blurts out during an Avatar press tour regarding the script. She lets us in on a few plot points that probably shouldn’t have left the firehouse.From there it’s onto a Comedy Central show that won’t be showing anymore. It only got one season and barely deserved that. If you’re a fan of Sesame Street you may enjoy what was his show. I’m sure you’ll be able to pick it up on DVD in the bargain bin soon.After that, we introduce another new segment on the show. It’s an X-rated take on our “Who Facted You?” bit. I know what you’re thinking, like we need more adult content on this show. Well we do… and we have it. Tune in for “Who Fucked You?” a short lesson on various moves and positions you can try and home with your lover. Some may involve props… and others may involve domestic abuse charges later.And then it’s onto “It’s The Law”. We’re headed to Arizona this week where apparently you’re only allowed a certain number of dildos per household. How many you ask? You’ll just have to tune in to find out.

Notice anything different above? After two years of doing this show we’ve finally made a change that should’ve been made two years ago when we started it. We’re now naming our Who Asked You? episodes. Big deal! That’s what you’re thinking right? Well it is a big deal to us. All the other podcasts are doing it… why can’t we?!?! So from now on you can get an even briefer glimpse at what’s coming up on the show than those cryptic little sentences we’ve been using. This week’s show is called “The Replacement” because that’s what we’ve done with Dennis. We’ve replaced him. After last week’s show there was this huge argument over which Bowel Movement topic to do. Fists were thrown, as were microphones and even cables were used to choke unnamed participants. It was an ugly scene… and now Dennis is out.If you want to know the real reason Dennis isn’t on this week’s show you’ll have to tune in and find out. Sadly, it’s far less exciting than the fib above. But he’ll be back next week to chime in. And in fact, you can still hear him this week in The Bowel Movement. As for the main show, we’ve had a rather peculiar event take place. We have two E-Mails this week, which is unusual in itself, but both E-Mails are from guys named Marshall… Oooo, weird I know. The first is from Canadian Marshall who brings us a commercial for the Booty Pop. It’s a pair of panties for women featuring pads on the ass cheeks that are supposed to fool us fellows into thinking baby got back. First jeans with eyes that wink as you walk, then Chia Obama, now fake ass-enlarging underwear for women? The financial experts say we need a new industry to stimulate our economy… this is not what they meant.Our second E-Mail is from Australian Marshall… you remember him right? He co-hosted a show with us a few months back. He heard our Ghostbusters screenplay story last week and thought he’d fill us in on the missing piece… Dan Aykroid’s early script. All we can say is yikes! It was leaked online and IGN read it and wrote about it. Marshall sent us the links, which you can find in the Show Links.From there we play videos of racist fried chicken commercials from around the world. This enrages Mike, which is automatic entertainment for us all. A KFC spot in Australia was yanked from the airwaves after numerous complaints about its stereotypical nature regarding black folks and their apparent love of fried chicken. You can see the commercial for yourself in the Show Links as well as another unrelated on from Korea that depicts the same stereotype. Racist? Decide for yourself.We also take a few minutes to talk about what everyone else is talking about this week… Jay Leno’s move back to his previous time slot. NBC feels he’s better off at the old Tonight Show time following your late local news, but the reality is the network has bee flooded with complaints from local stations claiming his prime time show is killing the ratings of those late newscasts. People don’t want to watch Jay at 10:30, but they do at 11:30? That’s NBC’s logic. Not sure about it though.And later in the show we’ve got the Best Worst Most Least segment. As well as another arousing edition of Who Fucked You?. But before all that we get down and dirty with Dirty Peter Pan and the Black Penis of Evil. This is the latest work from the guys who previously brought us Dirty Potter and Dirty Barack. They’re at it again with this latest porn-ridden production. We’ve got some excerpts we hope you’ll enjoy.

Because of his absence last week Dennis didn't get the chance to go off about the whole Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien debockle. And then as things heated up this past week and threats were made by NBC toward Conan if he didn't comply this just added fuel to Dennis' flame. It was hard for him this week... waiting until Monday's show to let out the pure venom toward the chinned late-night dumb ass. But finally the day arrived and without missing a beat our co-host ranted like never before. It's a rare occasion on our show that any one of us talks without being interrupted or spoken over for more than a few sentences, but today, Dennis sets a Who Asked You? record for NOT being interrupted. A record we'll never break. He lets Jeff Zucker, Jay Leno and NBC have it for nearly sixteen minutes. We jump in for a moment or two here and there. But for most of this quarter hour, Dennis is solely responsible. We'll note this day in the Who Asked You? logs and maybe someday we'll break the record. Probably when a new Star Wars trilogy comes out and Mike loses his mind. Or when JJ Abrams' next Star Trek releases and Chase starts mailing death threats. We'll see what the future of unabridged rants holds for the crew.Once all that is out of Dennis' system we move along to the latest news regarding Spider-Man 4 and how this will be the last news regarding it from this day on. Why is that you ask? Well, it's not because we're boycotting the film out of some specific anger. Or because all the news for it is done and now it's ready to start shooting... in fact, it's quite the opposite of that. Tune in to hear why.And we've received trillions of E-Mails asking us to update you on the purchase of the Terminator franchise since we last talked about it. Clearly there is a huge amount of interest in the film's future... and clearly, text on a webpage has once again ineffectively conveyed sarcasm. Whether it's important or not, we mull over the facts, prices and future home possibility of our favorite T-101.And we've also got a story today that's just too funny to spoil here. We want you to tune into the show to hear this one. All we'll say is it involves a pretty well known actor and an unfortunate event that occurs during shooting. And the title of today's episode is a reference to part of this story. Now we know your interest is peeked!This episode of the show also features another round of Who Fact You?. We haven't done it in a while so we thought we'd fill time with non-sensical data. Wait... that's pretty much every episode... let me try that again. We're doing Who Fact You? on today's show so get ready to learn some fun factoids.Finally, someone has taken the time to learn whether or not fish actually do remember things for more than three-seconds. The results are startling and can heard in a segment we introduced a few weeks back called According To A New Study. Dennis however, has a Who Fact You? moment of his own and fills us in on the dangers of Asian Carp and what state governments are doing to stop them. Riveting!

Today’s show is the first part of a unintentional two-part series. We say that because it wasn’t supposed to take up two shows. But what can we say? We talk a lot, and didn’t finish the list. This list we speak of is a collection of most of the major movies being released this year. To help us sift through it all is our new friend, “Mikey V PCP“, a local indie filmmaker from right here in Las Vegas! Charlie met him through some fellow Internet radio folks and we thought we’d have him stop by and endure the Hollywood hell that is the 2010 movie release schedule with us.With a total of sixteen pages, single spaced at 12 point font, the list of films hitting theaters this year is enormous. Sadly, ninety-percent of them are not worth the paper we printed them on. But that’s the fun of it! Chase rambles ‘em off and the guys go to town ripping them apart as they so deserve. We make it through five months on this episode and there’s maybe two or three films we think are worth the price of admission, which these days makes it very difficult to justify paying given Hollywood’s near inability to make entertaining movies anymore.There’s a few gems in this pile of horse manure, but most are simply fodder for the ravenous Who Asked You? Crew. Join us today, for part one of our 2010 movie preview show. We make it up to May before needing a rest from the horror that awaits us on the big screen. We return in two weeks with the remaining releases due out this year. There’s no show next Monday, February 1st because Mike and Dennis will be moving into a new home as will the Who Asked You? studios. But we’re back the week after that, February 8th for all-new shows and part two of our “glance at the gloom”.

The first half of the movie releases coming out this year were just too much. We needed a break and we know you needed one too. Everyone needed some time to absorb what they had heard on our show. The pure terror of what awaits us on the silver screen in 2010 had to be shuttered for a week while we all regained our composure.And we did just that. Last week was spent moving Mike and Dennis into their new home as well as moving all the Who Asked You? equipment into its. What better way to christen our new HQ than to finish up the Glance at Gloom 2010. When we last left you we had only made it up to May. So that's exactly where we pick up this week's show. May starts out hopeful though with Iron Man 2 debuting the first week. It's all kinda down hill from there though.To make things interesting and to prove our point that some of this year's releases are so outrageous it's as though they drew actors and plot points out of a hat, we decided to come up with a few of our own ideas for movies and throw them into the list randomly to see if you, or our co-hosts could tell the difference between the fake and the factual. As you'll hear, this proves increasingly difficult. We invite you to play along.Thank goodness our show returns to normal next week. I don't think anyone would survive this list another show. But since we're able to power through it with time to spare we won't have to worry about it anymore. We'll only have to worry when all these movies actually come out. There's even time at the end of the show to throw in some unknowns... movies that are coming out this year, the studios just don't know when yet. It's like holding a steamy turd and throwing it at a giant wall calendar and seeing where it splats.

It's no secret that the Who Asked You? headquarters are based in sin city. Could they really be at home anywhere else? So whenever a concept for a new TV show or movie comes along that takes place in our beloved Mohave-based abode we look on it with much speculation. Will it be a proper representation of our community? Shows like CSI: Crime Scene Investigation would have those of you who don't live here believe there's a tropical forest west of town and that CSI headquarters is on the corner of two major streets that don't even cross each other. So when it came up this week that two new Vegas series have received pilot orders from NBC and CBS we thought we'd discuss the possibilities. Both series, of course, feature tired cliche gambling and Strip related names, but only one of the shows may potentially be entertaining enough to watch. We say this because the two guys writing and starring in it were quite successful already on another series on Comedy Central. However, Dennis' disgust is shown with the second series, this one for CBS, because its description uses the term "buddy cop"... and given this poorly executed ploy in recent movies, that's an automatic deal-killer. We've got some details for both shows these two networks may be rolling the dice on soon.Also on today's program is more reboot news. I'm not sure if you can tell or not, but I'm running out of ways to phrase that. It seems this kind of unfortunate info crops up at regular intervals now. This time the remake is a bit surprising given today's soccer-mom filled pamper-fest of a world we live in. It's actually a bit refreshing to see this particular movie being reintroduced given its morbid plot.And other remake is on its way... only this one comes from the mid 70's. Our favorite great white is coming back to the silver screen. Only this time he'll most likely be virtual as apposed to a giant foam rubber puppet. And for the SECOND time, although Universal would have you believe it's the first, the man-eating fish will be in 3D! Of course by now you have probably figured out we're talking about Jaws. What you may not know is who has been circling the Matt Hooper role. This is where I'd end the paragraph with "you'll want to hear this"... but, I'm not sure you do.Did you know that in Monroe, Utah the law states that daylight must be visible between dance partners on the dance floor? That's just one of the many oddball laws that come to us from the beehive state. And speaking of balls... did you know you could be fined as much as $50 for throwing snowballs in Provo? Man... what is there to do in Utah? As you might imagine, we get what some might consider a bit offensive with this It's The Law. But hey, if you listen to our show regularly, then like us, you can take a joke and are not easily offended.That also goes for another story on the script today. It seems in Australia there's starting to be a shortage of small-breasted women in porn there. A movement by some politicians would remove pornography featuring these less blessed ladies for a really stupid reason. You've got to hear this one. You'll also want to hear what female bodily function they want removed along with the tiny tits. It's all on today's Who Asked You?.

Today we received an E-Mail from fan and recent guest-host Katsuhiko Jinnai regarding the new remake of "We Are The World". He felt he needed to rant about how awful it was. And that's cool with us. We welcome rants to our E-Mail form. God knows we do enough of it on the show and we want you to have that chance too. We've got the music video in the Show Links. Watch it and judge for yourself.A bit later in the show we get some career advice from a random vote on the We Ask You Online Poll. That's what we get when there's an "other" field. People sending their negative feedback about our show through the poll system. The question from last week asked what the most was you had ever spent on an eBay auction. A good portion of the voters said more than $50. This led us into a Best Worst Most Least segment. The first question being what the most was any of us had ever spent on eBay. Needless to say, we had all at some point spent more than $50 as well. The last question being the "worst" one... err... being the "worst" question in the segment, ahh... umm... you know what I mean. Not the worst question, but the "worst" question. Anyway, it somehow leads into a reminisce about one of Dennis' favorite eateries, Kenny Rogers Roasters, hence the title of today's show. Plus with all the talk of sexual positions and semen, it seemed only appropriate that the episode title have the word "wood" in it.We didn't have time to get to Who Fucked You? last week so we put it at the top of the to-do list this week. You know, because it's such an invaluable segment. As this segment usually does, it drops our show into an even cruder black hole. Usually we can climb out of it rather quickly with a segment of It's The Law or something, but not this week. Once in the hole, we grab some shovels and dig a little deeper with a story about a cook book published a few years back featuring only recipes that call for human semen. You can imagine the conversation on this one.The caliber of the show is raised, if only slightly, by the segment that follows, What Is Michael Bay Up To? Sometimes we have to check in with our good pal Michael Bay to see what explosion he's unleashing upon the world next. Turns out, it's an explosion of cash. And a good portion of it was probably yours at one time. You know, that brief time before you went to see Transformers 2?Plus, the folks who brought us Black Dynamite is bringing us... well... Black Dynamite again. This time in the form of an Adult Swim animated series on Cartoon Network. The company that animated the credit sequence at the start of the film will also be charged with animated this new series. According to Black Dynamite's director they're going to use many of the ideas in the cartoon that they couldn't practically execute in the live-action movie. If the ideas for the cartoon are wilder than those in the movie this show is going to be nuts!And Bill Shatner will have to write a sequel to his autobiography, "Up Till Now" because he's landed another role on television! This time it's saying crazy shit as someone's dad. We brought you some news a few shows back about a guy who scored a TV pilot deal from posting random one-liners his dad would say to him on Twitter. Well it appears Captain Kirk has warped into the lead role for that pilot. This could be good... but we're still apprehensive. A show based on a Twitter account? A dirty one at that. Most of the shit this guy's dad says can't be said on network TV. But here's hoping the Price Line Negotiator can make it work.

It's a fun mixed-bag show we have for you this week. We're joined by our good-gangster pal, Evan Pederson. You can find him on FancyPantsGangsters.com. He Skypes in all the way from Minnesota to add his two cents to the chaos of our show. After getting the low down on Evan's site we receive a question from a listener regarding comics and/or super heroes we feel need a movie reboot or just need a movie in general. The list is short to say the least. Mike goes with nothing. Charlie goes with Green Hornet, which isn't even out yet, but needs it already. Chase agrees with him. Dennis chooses Moon Knight while Evan considers a reboot of the Crow as well as an indie comic called Battle Pope. You can read more about Battle Pope in the Show Links. And we've also got an image of one of the comic's covers there too.This warms us up to the body of the show starting out with Dennis' adventure at the dentist's office. You see, Evan was originally going to fill in for Dennis because he wasn't sure he'd be able to talk after having ALL of his wisdom teeth yanked out Friday. But thankfully, they're healing fast enough Dennis was able to join us and regale us on the dental-details.From there we bring you last week's poll results. You may remember we talked about the semen-based cook book found at lulu.com. Well we asked you the listeners if you'd ever try a recipe that had semen in it and the answers were quite interesting. We posed the question to Evan, and his answer was too.And as we mentioned last week Charlie had the chance to interview a couple of voice-actors, Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt from Hollywood about working in the field of voice over. He met up with them at their book signing here in Las Vegas and chatted for about 30 minutes. We've got a small chunk of that discussion on today's show and you can hear the entire interview below!We round out today's program with the nominations for this year's Razzie Awards. They'll be announced this weekend, the night before the Oscars. And since we're considered haters by many who listen to our show, what better awards to talk about than those that reward flagrant incompetence. The fellas chime in with their thoughts on each of the nominees. And as you'll hear, several of the films and their casts and crews are nominated in several categories. It's easy to figure out by the 5 noms you'll hear over and over which 5 flicks could be considered the worst of 2009. And since we're rounding out another decade the Razzies are considering the worst actors, actresses and movies of the past ten years in 3 special "of the decade" categories. We've got those too. Clearly the films that make the Razzie roster aren't palatable to most, perhaps like semen-based recipes they just need that "secret ingredient" to make them good.

Today's show has replaced the Cloverfield episode as our loudest ever! For good reason too. Two of the hosts from Spankwagon Radio, what we'll call our show's evil twin from right here in Vegas, join us at Who Asked You? HQ. Of course, they might call our show their evil twin. In any case, it's incredibly strange how similar our shows are not just in decibels, but also topics being discussed and the people discussing them. Chase and Charlie paid their show a visit a few week's back, so they returned the favor. Chase has an uncanny similarity to Spankwagon's Trencher. Meanwhile his co-host Murphy is like a hybrid of Charlie and Dennis.Trencher and Murphy told us they never got invited onto other shows before, so they were excited to stop by ours and even brought us some gifts. There was something for everyone on our panel. The gifts arrived in a Disney Princess bag and inside were two cans of drink, Steel Reserve and Olde English Brand... Mmmm. To go with our new beverages was a large assortment of porn and some free minutes cards for a porn VOD website. Come on, it's Spankwagon and Who Asked You? conversing in the same room with one another. Porn is not an "if" topic, it's a "must".At some point we put the porno down and after rambling about Ninja Turtles, how racist Smurfs were and the fact that Snorks had big dicks on their heads, get into some sort of... umm... show... ish thing.Irreverent banter plagues your ears as we go through this week's list of new DVD releases. From there it's onto a new clip fresh from the dirty presses of Dirty Potter. We introduce the Spankwagon fellas to Dirty Potter's work with his newest masterpiece, Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shit Pile, Chapter 1. That means there's more on the way!We get Trencher and Murphy in on a quick segment of Best Worst Most Least. And that's really all we have time for on the show. But in the final moments the Best Worst Most Least bit leads, as you'd probably guess, into more pornographic prattle. So in a way, we also had time for Who Fucked You?. Thanks again to Trencher and Murphy of Spankwagon Radio for coming by and being inducted into the Who Asked You? Wall Of... Shame, Blame, Fame, Lame... whatever you feel fits best. I'm sure these guys will come by again, and likewise, you can probably expect the Who Asked You? Crew to invade their studio sometime soon as well. They're a blast, we hope you enjoy the show; ours and theirs!

If you wanna be on the show just E-Mail us! It's true... ask Warren, aka Katsuhiko Jinnai. As you've probably heard the last several shows, Warren has been E-Mailing us weekly. He was on the show once before, Episode 96 to be exact. And we thought, he's paid his dues via electronic mailing... lets get him back in the Who Asked You? Fortress of Doom. So he sits in with us this week as yet another special guest host. We've been having a lot of those lately haven't we? Strangely enough, we never really planned on it. Folks just came available, so they stopped by. Or in Evan Pederson's case, Skyped by.But Warren is in studio with us for another fun-filled edition of our show. First off, we read an E-Mail, from Warren! We told you he's a faithful comment sender. Even the sending something the week he stops by to be on.One of his questions is whether or not any of us can cook. We posed this same question to all of you in last week's We Ask You Online Poll. Come to find out, the Who Asked You? Crew all have their own rudimentary recipes they're capable of conjuring up. As with all of our conversations on the show, this one latches onto one thing and derails with it into a less related discussion. At least this time it's still food... if you can call Pop-Tarts food. Yes, we get into an analysis of Pop-Tarts, Kellogg's depressing attempt at a morning pastry. That again, veers off into spaghetti and hot dogs from Jollibee, a Filipino fast-food restaurant. Somewhere in all of this Mike brings up a product for the ladies called "Shake Weight". It's a small weight that uses centrifugal force to burn fat off of a chick's arms. The unfortunate part is that it looks like the female using the device is jerking it off. One can't help but wonder if the designers of this thing weren't cracking up and high-fiving each other as it went to the manufacturer. You can have a look at the thing for yourself in our Show Links.A second E-Mail is from another fellow who has dropped us a line from time to time. Patrick in Missoula, Montana asks us if we saw Alice In Wonderland yet. The answer is yes. He then gives us a very Who Asked You? review of the film that gets us laughing pretty hard. He also wonders if we'd watched the new trailer for the Tron Legacy movie. The film looks visually stunning! Lets hope the story is just as enticing. You can check out the trailer yourself by following the link in the Show Links.After E-Mails it's onto new DVD releases. And from there it's onto Chapter 2 of Dirty The Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shit Pile. Dirty Potter is keeping busy with the tale of Pooh and friends as they masturbate uncontrollably on each other. Poop everywhere and cuss each other out. All told by that prince of British entertainment, Jim Dale. Warren's a fan, as he has stated in previous E-Mails, of the Dirty Potter clips so this is a special treat for him.We also finally get to Idaho's edition of It's The Law so that we may finally tell you which two animal's backs you may not fish from in the state. There's actually three animals, but one is only illegal in Boise. There's also a law forbidding one to walk down the street with a red-tipped cane. What profession comes to your mind where a person would have a cane and is one we would immediately go to on our show? It's in the title....We end the show with a story of a sixth-grade teacher trying to identify with his students by calling them names on their graded papers. One mother gets pretty pissed when he writes "loser" on her daughters homework. We weigh in on this one. And you're more than welcome to also. And if you weigh enough, you might just find yourself on the show!

Attention Wal-Mart customers... we'd like to welcome you to the store today as we have new specials and rolled-back prices on items to add to your shopping list. First we'd like to remind you that we value customer participation. If you feel you're paying too much for chicken at restaurants or you overhear other douche bag customers bad mouthing classic 80's films, we want to hear about it. We encourage all of our patrons to give us feedback. We'd also like to remind our emo customers that all girl's jeans are now on sale through the weekend.Wal-Mart takes a strong moral stance against what we feel constitutes profane, immoral or pornographic language, suggestion and behavior. If you're looking for content that features such things, we suggest you look elsewhere. Perhaps Time Warner's Preschool On Demand video service. Or the Who Asked You? segment called Who Screwed You?. Be advised we edited that segment's title just now for our primary demographic, stick-in-the-mud soccer moms.Electronics, you have a call on line 2... electronics, call on line 2. It's Blockbuster Video. They say they may be filing for bankruptcy and will need to liquidate their DVD and video game inventory and are wondering if we're interested. They also want to put one of their lame kiosks out in front next to the Redbox one.We also want to tell you all about our 90% off sale in the world's most popular Internet domain bin located near sporting goods. In the bin you'll find "sex.com" for roughly a tenth of it's retail value. You won't see rolled-back prices like these again. If you're a major company interested in buying this popular web address, you may have your chance since the current owners blew it.Over in toys we have small children ages 4 and under for the fantastic Wal-Mart price of $4,995. That's cheaper than what they're currently going for on Craigslist. If you're looking for a new kid, or need to replace the one you spanked to death over on isle 6, this is the deal for you!And we've still got free samples of facts from around the globe! Just make your way over to isle 5 and sample 8 facts to see which is your favorite. Normally there's 10 to choose from, but as we're about to close, we simply don't have time to offer you all of them today.We'd like to thank you for choosing Wal-Mart for all your shopping needs and ask that all black people please leave the store now.

It's another April Fool's Day edition of Who Asked You?, only this one is not up to par with last year's. We're just being honest here... little effort was put into this show from all fronts. There seemed to be a lot of fooling around leading up to the All Fool's Day show. So here it is in all of its randomness. Just look at the various Show Links, that'll give you a clue as to how scattered today's program is.We've got mail... from our friend down in Australia, Marshall. You remember him right? He sat in with us on EPISODE 92. He got a little behind on his Who Asked episodes, but finally got the chance to catch up and decided to E-Mail us afterward with an update about a story we did involving the ban on underaged-looking women in porn. He's got some detail in a lengthy E-Mail!Some of our new releases are real and some are not. It's too easy these days to make up a faulty movie title and mix it in with the real deals. So many legitimate titles seem like someone is playing a trick on you nowadays. One release, it's authenticity not being disclosed here, brings up some old TV blunder memories all thanks to the moronic programmers of the once mighty UPN network. "The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer" (the P is NOT silent) is no April Fool's prank. It's not made up. This was a real show that aired on network television albeit for an embarrassing four episodes. But nevertheless... if you've never heard of this show, Google it. And prepare to be amazed that it was ever green lit.There's news of two classic sitcoms going the way of the big screen adaptation. Details of these have been "altered" for the sake of the whole April Fool's Day thing we're claiming to be doing this week, blah blah... and so on. And along with those stories are a couple that, in whole, may or may not be true. Will you be fooled?There's a special edition of Who Facted You? on today's show as well. These facts are extra true and you should learn them and remember them for all time. For the knowledge we expel today during this bit could change your very understanding of the universe. What kind of knowledge you ask? Well, knowledge like how many times Bill O'Reilly farts during his show. Now that Fox News link in the Show Links is starting to make sense isn't it?Because of the lack of full-assed effort put into this week's presentation, we end up with time to kill at the end of the show and talk about a recent racial conundrum Dennis, Mike and Chase witnessed while out with former host Jabari and his pals.

Every once in a while we have one of those Who Asked You? episodes where we let our hair down and just talk for the entire show. Now you may be thinking, isn't that what you do anyway? And you'd be right... it is. But we've usually got a rundown of things to talk about. Chase will read something off and then everyone will jump in and go to town.Well this week the script sat on the table and wasn't touched as we welcomed Las Vegas comedian, Joe Lowers to the Who Asked You? couch. Charlie is taking a stand-up comic class that Joe is teaching and asked if he'd like to stop by and hang out with us. Joe said yeah, and here we are.We first get the lowdown on Joe and how he got into comedy. He tells us about his career and all the places he's gone doing stand-up. Joe has one particular story about a gig he did in Elko, Nevada that led to some physical violence after the show. You'll enjoy this story.Besides that we drift from one topic to another leaving no stone unturned. From hookers in Hawaii and how much they probably cost, to Tiger Woods' press conference, hush money, morbid Nike commercial and ball cleaning on the course, it all gets a once over by us.The randomness rolls on with Nick Cage having to sell his castle, movies that he was in that were actually good, Terry Fator using his puppets as sex toys and how fat the dude is that does Elmo's voice. Sprinkle in some dead jokes about Corey Haim, Danny Gans, Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett and you soon realize this is one of the most awesome conversations ever! Just like Joe's show, we're not happy until we've offended and pissed off at least one person.We round out the show with Joe's take on Jay Leno. We won't tell you what it is here. We gotta at least try and make you listen to the program.So no E-Mails, new releases or poll results this week. We'll get back on all of that next week. For now, pull up a chair, crack open your favorite brew and enjoy the show. If you like this one, we know you'll like Joe's. You can find out more information about his "Las Vegas Comedy Show" in our Show Links.

Helping to solve our listener's dilemmas is part of the Who Asked You? charter. As evident with so many of our family-friendly conversations, racially related remarks, jokes and other slander, we make only the best decisions. In one listener's E-Mail this week we help him decide what to do with a Predator 2 movie poster. It's life's big problems, like this one, that we can help you with. Just let us know and we'll decide for you.We have other E-Mails as well. Ranging from the conversation 2-weeks ago about using the "N" word, to stupid inconsiderate people and their douchey Blue Tooth devices, and even a self-promotion from a couple of podcasters just starting their show. We've done the self-plug thing too, so we've got a link to their show in the Show Links.After new releases, one of which is delayed by 2 days to coincide with Earth Day on Thursday, we jump right in to a rapid-fire of events taking place these past couple of weeks. Last week you may remember we featured Las Vegas comedian, Joe Lowers on the show and spent the whole episode talking to him about random stuff. So this week we're able to catch up on crap that happened the week we were off and last week.Conan O'Brien is returning to television in November. That's one of our little stories. Of course, most folks probably know that by now. He'll be heading to cable where he'll own all of the rights to his show. Something he couldn't do at NBC. He'll air at 11pm on TBS just before Lopez Tonight... and we'll be watching. Well, Charlie probably won't.And in other George Lopez news, he and his wife are working on a current day adaptation of the old Speedy Gonzales cartoon. You've got to tune into this show to hear his wife's description of the screenplay she's writing. It's vague and leaves you wondering if we'll even recognize Speedy.Also on the list, the winner for 2009's oddest book title. We talked about the nominees a long time ago on the show, and now we have the winner! If your curiosity is getting the best of you and you want to pick up a copy of the book, the link is in our Show Links. And Chase also mentions a few winners from past years, one of which partially inspired this week's episode title. You'll have to listen all the way to the end of the program to hear the other half of the inspiration.Then we have exciting casting news for the next Harold and Kumar, followed by both non-human and puzzling human casting news for Transformers 3 in another edition of What Is "Michael Bay Up To?" He's gathered a few actors that you wouldn't necessarily picture in a Transformers flick. Then again, one of them is an actor who has recently been showing up in everything! But don't panic, it's not Ryan Reynolds.We close out the show with a story about a Florida bank who needs to really make sure none of their tellers lean on the key boards. Most likely it was a stapler or other office supply that landed on it. But we like to think a couple of tellers were getting busy and the female participant was plopped onto the desk in a moment of animalistic passion and her ass punched the correct sequence of keys making one of the banks customers a very rich man. This got us thinking, if your bank made a mistake and gave you a ton of money, what would you do with it? Cast your vote on the We Ask You Online Poll and/or send us an E-Mail telling us what you'd buy or do.

Today's show launches into the cosmos of Internet audio with E-Mails from our loyal listeners. One of them, a "random guy" named Marshall... no relation to our fan down under also named Marshall, sent us a link to a blog from the UK featuring a list of some of the funniest porno-parody film titles of all time. You can see the complete list in the Show Links.He then asks us to come up with a few of these titles ourselves. It's a tough one. But we're able to spew a few. And we want you to have the same chance! Go to the We Ask You Online Poll and send us your favorite porn parody. Maybe it's a real porno flick, or maybe it's one you made up off the top of your head. We want to see 'em.And speaking of the We Ask You Online Poll; last week we wanted to know what you'd do if you were a billionaire for just 5-hours. Several of you went the standard route buying expensive cars, jets and other toys. And many of you said you'd squander it all on whores and drugs. Well incase you're drawing a blank on what you'd spend your imaginary billions on, we have a few suggestions. The world's most expensive TV, motorcycle and cell phone are just a few things we can all add to our "never gonna happen" lists.Joe Pesci is returning to film after being a no-show for 12 years. Can you believe his last major role was Lethal Weapon 4? Where have you been Joe? Hurry back. We would've seen Mr. Pesci 2 years ago when he finished his latest film if it wasn't for the stupid economy. He and Helen Mirren are starring together in a film about the founding of Nevada's first legal brothel. It comes out in June.And the wait is over! We finally get to hear the exciting conclusion to Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred-Acre Shitpile. We don't want to spoil it for you, so all we'll say is this one is like no other! Definitely near the top of our favorites list.And lastly we do a round of Best Worst Most Least. As always, these questions are meant to capture an untold story from the fellas. Something we haven't heard from them before. And boy do we hit the jackpot this time! From a tale about Dennis' old teacher with split personalities to a comparison of what Charlie's colon looks like, there's definitely some new and/or too much information here.

Today's program features 2 special guests. Mikey VPCP, who has been on the program before. And Mistress Rowynn, a professional Dominatrix. Now you're probably like, whaaaaaaa!?!? As you should be. Mistress Rowynn has been dominated for many years. And 'whips' out her own opinions on today's topics. Come back Thursday for the premier episode of our "Who Asked You? Interview" podcast. We sit down with Rowynn for 2-hours in a free for all conversation slash interview slash Rowynn-monologue. If you've ever wondered how someone winds up in this line of work, you'll want to tune in to that!Alright, on today's roster, a listener E-Mail from Commander Vonfrogstein. He sums up several shorter E-Mails he inexplicably didn't send in one long message. He covers several issues from the bastardization of his youth to where he thinks 3D technology is heading. Rowynn and Mikey V throw him a few critical observations and await his reply. Mistress Rowynn's website is in the show links and she says she answers all of her E-Mails herself!A moment of confusion follows on the show. They happen an awful lot don't they? As always we've got the new releases on DVD for this week. One of them is "Leap Year" which stars Amy Adams... not to be confused with Rachel McAdams, which the Mistress and Charlie do. Rachel McAdams had nothing to do with this movie. She did have a lot to do with Sherlock Holmes. And according to Charlie, they didn't DO with her what they should've. Dennis storyboards what the detective movie should have been for Charlie who feels, like Mistress Rowynn, that Rachel was wearing far too much clothing. Charlie agrees with Dennis' sequence of events and Rowynn has moment to herself imagining Rachel naked.A fabulous new friend is getting drawn into a nostalgic comic book. The kids in it live in a town called Riverdale. Chase teases this story at the top of the show in a similar manner, who do you think immediately knew what he was talking about? Tune in to see if you're right! The company who prints this mystery comic series says they're bringing in a gay character to stay current and reflect the changing times.Comics aren't the only ones trying to stay current though. Sega, the once mighty video game console company is continuing its rejuvenation by laying off a ton of employees. They're consolidating their US and London offices and are getting into the downloadable game business. It's unclear exactly what their downloadable video games will be. Are we talking something along the lines of World of Warcraft or... Farmville? Don't worry, their London office will take over console and PC game development. It's the US office in California that will work on this new digital venture.Tired of hearing about people who are richer than you? I know... me too. So why not hear about people that are richer than you that aren't even real. Forbes has come out with their updated 2010 list of the richest fictional people. There are 15 in all, 6 of which are new to the list this year. Did your favorite fake fat-cat make the list. Dennis' did!AMC, still on their high-horse over Mad Men and Breaking Bad thinks they may be able to do it again; having a smash hit series. Only this one will make TV history for its subject matter. It'll most likely be a one-hour action/drama and will be based on a wildly popular ongoing comic book series involving some folks that are living-challenged. Yep, you guessed it... the Z word.We'll also talk about a new Godzilla remake that is NOT a sequel to Roland Emmerich's New York-stomping turd. And we have news of Seth McFarlane and a couple of his Family Guy writing buddies doing up a script for a movie about a man and his teddy bear. McFarlane would direct the movie and voice the bear, which apparently comes to life. It'll be interesting to hear Brian's voice coming out of a bear instead of a dog.We travel to Rhode Island for a long overdue edition of It's The Law. This state has some of the most dated sounding laws on their books that we've come across. The more antiquated the ordinance... the better! One of the laws actually has the word "trolly" in it. Yeesss!!!Finally, a story of mystery and intrigue. It could easily be an episode of Law and Order: WGIABGDFC or white guy in a black guy disguise fools cops. And he spared no expense on the get up.

As you'll hear in this week's show, I dub it the most unproductive episode to date. If you're hoping to hear the stories, forget it. I think we make it about 1 or 2 sentences in on 2 different stories and the conversation goes elsewhere both times. It takes us 30 minutes just to get through the E-Mails and the New Releases.Mike's friend Glen has been asking him for months to sit in with us. And today we made that dream come true! Glen brings his perspective to this episode's topics. Which as I mentioned, are few and far between.We've got a few words on Iron Man 2, hence the Nick Fury image at the left. We saw it on Saturday. I'm going to warn you now this conversation has what some might consider SPOILERS. Just be aware. If you don't want to hear them fast forward to about 8 minutes in.It's at that point where we actually get to the E-Mails for this week and start to roll into the show. Both E-Mails, from 2 of our usual E-Mailers are quite entertaining in their own respects. First, a rant regarding Mistress Rowynn on last week's show. Then we're given a list, which we make it through very little of, containing various things, places, sayings and shows that those of us who grew up in the late 80's to early 90's will know all about. Some of the items we remember, some we don't. And a few we'd be happy to forget.Our first big story for today begs the question, what's happening to society? Of course, we kinda ask that question every week. The Social Security Administration says that the name Isabella has become the most popular baby name for girls this year do solely to the Twilight movies. For boys, the most popular is Jacob. Now this name was near the top of the list long before Twilight came out. But since one of the characters in that story shares this name, I don't think it'll be dropping down too many spots anytime soon. Former popular names like Miley and Jonas saw significant drops in status thanks to that awkward chick who can't act in Twilight and her douchey sparkling blood sucker pals. We're wondering if you'd name your baby after one of these characters? Or any character for that matter from TV or film. Tell us in this week's We Ask You Online Poll. I had to put that here because as you might have guessed, I don't get a chance to read the poll question on the actual show.The only other story we semi get to this week is the one regarding a new sequel for "The Dark Crystal". This one hits close to home for Mike and Dennis. Mike, because he's a fanboy of traditional animation, puppetry and movie making. Dennis because of David Bowie's enormous package being flaunted across the frame in Labyrinth. To give you an idea of how quickly things go off topic to subjects like "skinny jeans" through this whole episode, the Dark Crystal sequel story was around 13 sentences long. I make it through about 4 of them. I don't do this often, but if you're curious about the other 9 or so, here it is, exactly as it appeared on the rundown:18 years after the original film debuted The Jim Hensen Company has announced a sequel to "The Dark Crystal". This next film called, "The Power of the Dark Crystal" will be produced entirely in Australia. Some of the more complex visual effects are already being worked on there. The producers say this film will be a mix of live-action and traditional puppetry, but will also feature CGI effects and environments. Best of all... the movie will be in 3D!!! Peter and Michael Spierig, the writers and directors of Undead and Daybreakers will direct "The Power of the Dark Crystal". The script is being written by Craig Pearce who previously wrote Moulin Rouge!, Strictly Ballroom and Romeo and Juliet. Michael Spierig says quote, "We feel a tremendous amount of responsibility in telling this story with the same meticulous care that Jim Henson and Frank Oz gave the 1982 original." Peter Spierig added, "This is a chance to take the world of puppetry into the modern age by using modern techniques (like motion capture CGI) and the tried and true methods (like puppetry and animatronics) to create a one hundred percent real world that is unique to The Dark Crystal.” End quote. The sequel takes place hundreds of years after the original. The world has fallen back into darkness. A mysterious girl made of fire, with the help of a Gelfling outcast, goes on an adventure with a piece of the legendary crystal in an attempt to reignite the dying sun at the center of the planet. The Power of the Dark Crystal is set to hit theaters sometime next year.A big thanks to Glen for assisting us in staying OFF-topic this week. It was a blast. Sometimes these are the best shows of all!