How to be a Texan

Who's the most famous Texan of all time? Kevin said Davey Crockett and Kyle said Beyonce. Regardless, the guys cover a list of the Top 100 most famous Texans – even though they only get through about 25 of them. Enjoy!

In this rowdy episode, the boys cover Whiskey and Bourbon. It doesn’t get more Western than that, right? Kevin and Kyle go over the top Kentucky distilleries and brands, and then bring things back to Texas by discussing local brands as well. Along the way they explore the basic differences between Whisky, Bourbon, Rye, and Scotch. It’s a gift that keeps on giving for all of you whisky drinking Texans. Enjoy!

Kevin and Kyle delve into the fascinating world of chili peppers and the spice trade, all while Kevin appears to be on the verge of a delightful nap. They touch upon the captivating history of spices, particularly chili peppers, and their impact on Texas cuisine. The guys attempt to spice up the discussion (no pun intended) with details about how these fiery elements have seeped into Texan dishes, creating a culinary marvel that might just awaken Kevin from his slumber!

Kevin and Kyle saddle back up after a brief break and catch up on travel, life and ranch activities. Kyle debriefs Kevin on his solo Big Bend trip with an Emory Peak summit in 103 degree heat. Kevin counters with a Big Ben trip with left lane driving tips. Enjoy!

The guys consider the “cons” of living in Texas in this episode. These homers consider and discuss traffic, wide open spaces, weather events, and other factors that might convince people to not move to Texas. Enjoy!

This is a gold medal episode where the Texas Olympians are honored and the guys talk about all of the strange, new, and exciting events going on in Tokyo at the Olympics. Kyle commits to becoming Texas’s next great slalom kayaker. Enjoy!

Kevin and Kyle’s discussion is buzzing with great bee talk. Kevin takes the lead and interviews Kyle about his beekeeping hobby and learns that honeybees are not only hard workers but resilient with many roles. It’s Kyle’s way of saving the planet - one bee at a time. Enjoy!

The guys cycle up their knowledge on the 7-time Tour de France winner who was stripped of the wins after scandal, after beating cancer that almost killed him, and after starting a cancer survivorship foundation. Armstrong is a Texas-born incredible athlete who started as a pro triathlete and moved over to become the world’s greatest cyclist. Kevin and Kyle debate whether he is a Texas Legend or a Fallen Legend. Enjoy!

Kevin shares his experience and wisdom on BBQ techniques, equipment, methods, sauces, and other wonders on this episode. Kyle proves that he needs to remain a BBQ consumer. Enjoy!

The guys are joined by a special guest to discuss the history of how Luckenbach became the heart of the Texas music scene thanks to Jerry Jeff Walker and Hondo Crouch. Enjoy a great story of how it all came together and how Waylon capitalized on it all. Enjoy!

Former Second Lady and First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson was born into wealth, had a charismatic personality, was a shrewd business person, and a environmental supporter in her later years. Lady Bird is a true Texas Legend and the guys enjoy honoring her in this episode. Enjoy!

The guys enjoy taking a stroll through Texas history as they discuss the beginning of the Texas Revolution away from Mexico. It started in October of 1835 at the Battle of Gonzalez where many brave Texians stood against the Mexican army. The Texians were protecting their mighty little cannon (of which they had no cannon balls). The battle may have been only a skirmish but the historical significance was huge. Enjoy!

Songs about Texas or in Texas are awesome! And there are so many to pick and choose from country, rock, or recent or old. They guys have a blast going through many of the greatest songs that represent Texas. Enjoy!Playlist from episode:1. Screw you, we’re from Texas - Ray Wylie Hubbard2. Blues skies - Willie Nelson3. Beautiful Texas - Willie Nelson4. Deep in the Heart of Texas - Bob Wills5. T for Texas - Lynyrd Skynyrd6. Luckenbach Texas - Waylon Jennings7. All my ex’s live in Texas - George Straight8. Amarillo By Morning - George Straight9. Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind - George Straight10. On the Road Again - Willie Nelson11. The Bluest Eyes in Texas - Restless Heart12. Rio - Duran Duran13. The Leaving from Lonesome Dove14. Theme from Dallas15. La Grange - ZZ Top16. San Antonio Rose - Bob Wills17. San Antonio Stroll - Tanya Tucker18. Streets of Laredo - Johnny Cash19. Ohio (Come Back to Texas) - Bowling for Soup20. The Texas River Song - Lyle Lovett 21. That’s Right - Lyle Lovett22. Texarkana - REM23. Houston - REM24. The Eyes of Texas are upon you25. Miles and Miles of Texas - Asleep at the Wheel26. If your gonna play in Texas - Alabama27. What I like about Texas - Jerry Jeff Walker28. Road Trip - Gary P Nunn29. Is anybody going to San Antone - Charlie Pride30. Corpus Christi Bay - Robert Earl Keen31. El Paso - Marty Robbins32. Texas in my rear view mirror - Mac Davis33. Texas Flood - Stevie Ray Vaughn34. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson

Did you know that there are over 650,000 millionaires in Texas? Sounds like everybody is loaded in the Lone Star State. Problem is there are over 26 million people in Texas – so not everyone is loaded. The guys tackle this myth with plenty of laughs along the way. We do have Elon Musk though now, so that’s got to count for something. Enjoy!

God bless America! On this episode, the guys salute the United States on Independence Day and talk about how we Texans act on the 4th. You’ll also get a dose of a ranch update with a disgusting snake tale. Enjoy and Happy 4th!

Listen to Kevin and Kyle debate the worst things that have happened in Texas. We range from the JFK assassination to the 1900 hurricane to other terrible events. And no, it wasn’t JR getting shot, Tom Landry getting fired, or the advent of Barney. We go from high laughs to low despair as we talk over a ragged history of lots of bad things that have happened to a great State. Come give it a listen and give us a review!

On November 22, 1963 President Kennedy was assassinated in downtown Dallas. In this episode the guys honor one of our greatest Presidents and discuss some of the the key issues of his presidency, the events that unfolded in Fort Worth and Dallas on the day of his death. and the lasting impact that this event has had on the city.

In this episode, Kyle challenges Kevin and Andrew’s knowledge of rodeo terms and events to the fullest. As well, two huge events NFR and PBR are coming to Texas this November and December as a result of the pandemic. Lots of fun to be had listening to rodeo talk. How Texan is that? Enjoy!

Kevin makes a leap of faith in this episode to honor Eddie Van Halen due to his recent passing by pulling on his connection to Dimebag Darrell Abbott, Texas’s own and lead guitarist for Pantera. The guys honor Eddie and Dimebag Darrell discussing their connection, Dimebag’s untimely death, and the impact both had as guitar legends. Enjoy!

Super size my toilets and gas station in the form of Buc-ee’s. This is a chain of convenience travel centers located throughout Texas and are destinations unto themselves. They are huge and have seemlingly everything. Starting with spotless, plentiful toilets going to hundreds of gas pumps, you will love stopping at Buc-ee’s on your road trips through Texas. We cover the origin, ownership, and all of the unique reasons we love Buc-ee’s. Oh, and there’s a ranch update at the end, so enjoy!