Shit We Wrote

The moment we've all been waiting for — the (boring) Epilogue of Aliya's story with a follow up of her writing playlist and a re-read of the comments now that we have a little more context. Are you ready for season three?   Support the show

We're SO close to the end we can almost taste it. In this last set of chapters we get a trial for Scarlet and visit Christopher! Due to time constraints (AKA recording too closely to when Tanner needed to clock in for work) we'll have *one* last episode where we read the Epilogue and Aliya's playlist for the story as well as look ahead to season three!Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back, and we're starting to wrap things up for this book! Now that Darby is officially the Dark Queen, Kellen and her visit Seth one more time to reminisce and discuss the future. (Could this be the beginning of a throuple? Probably not — but it can be in our fan fiction!) Support the show

We're back with another Aliya episode as we inch slowly closer to the end of her book. In this episode we talk about all the possible turns the story could have taken in this chapter, and honestly any of them would have been better than how this story actually turns out. Support the show

We're finally here! We've finally reached Aliya's first written sex scene and it's just as wild and convoluted as you'd expect it to be! Tanner makes fun of all of Aliya's word choices (rightfully so) and we get the most chaotic break up to hooking up chapter probably ever in existence. You're welcome. Support the show

Are we finally back to a regular release schedule? We're going to try! While Aliya and Tanner try to work with each other's schedules, please enjoy the much awaited for FINALE of Tanner's angel cafe story finale. We've come a loooong way from that cafe. Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are finally back with new content! This month has been a lot for a whole handful of reasons, and we weren't able to record a lot. BUT we're finally back with a few more of Aliya's chapters before diving into the conclusion of Tanner's book next week. Prepare for the war to start, end, and leave the future up in the air. Support the show

We're taking a little break from our regularly scheduled content to bring you this special episode of Tanner's college stories!Support the show

Aliya was out of State last week so to make up for it, here are THREE chapters this week to satisfy all the faerie drama needs you may have. In this episode, we're gearing up for the war and realize that Sorus's role as God is literally just a therapist. Aliya also teases if anyone dies in the war. Better listen to find out!Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back with *three* chapters of the angel story ending on a major character death! And it's not the death of a female character this time! Any guesses on who it is? Listen to the episode to find out.Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back with an opening about Heartstopper and Our Flag Means Death — two very different gay energies. Then we follow Darby on a quest to get information out of Kellen to use against him which (to no one's surprise) doesn't work. We also get a peek into Aliya's lame childhood head where she definitely took a song lyric she liked to put into her story as dialogue. Big yikes all around. Also, is anyone taking this war seriously??Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back with new character perspectives! The story has taken a turn and now we're getting chapter spinoffs focusing on different characters. Along with a cute gay meet cute, we also talked about Avatar because of course we did. Enjoy!Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are coming at you from the road! In this episode, Darby gets religious and goes to talk with Sorus — God of the Faeries. We'll see how helpful that is. Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back — and sleepy. This early morning episode is catching you before the coffee has kicked in. We're here with a new plot twist and Tanner bringing the expected albeit disappointing news about our sapphic couple. We also get a hint of steaminess on a boat before the drama kicks off, so this episode will give you a little bit of everything.Support the show

A slightly later podcast! Aliya came back from traveling too late to edit so — Happy Thursday!In this episode, Aliya and Tanner are again joined by Stephanie Hofmann cooking in the background. We find out what it is Stephanie's cooking, that Tanner doesn't know how tampons work and that Seth and Darby's relationship is the elevated(?) version of Twilight. Enjoy!Support the show

Get ready for some cooking ambiance, because Tanner and Aliya are recording in the kitchen with Special Guest Stephanie Hofmann! In this episode, we go all mission impossible and get to the line that Tanner was sure readers were going to get tattooed on them. It's a chaotic episode, but would you expect anything less?Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are sorry to miss everyone this week, but due to Aliya taking care of her mom recovering from surgery the week prior, we have not had the opportunity to record together yet. Next Wednesday though, you're regularly scheduled shit will be back!Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back with Special Guest Stephanie Hofmann for this next chapter where Kellen announces his war plans to Seth and Darby, and Stephanie makes fun of Darby's name. This episode also features Tanner's Grindr adventures and making fun of baby Aliya's life choices.Support the show

After the plot twist that happened last chapter, you'd think we'd be back for more — instead enjoy a fun romp in London and a heartfelt moment with Lucas.Also in the episode, Aliya and Tanner reflect on how long this story has been going on for, and Aliya is told she's in the wrong for not thinking "Dance" is a cool enough name. Stephanie Hofmann is a special guest this episode and partakes in our asides about Dance, Dance Revolution and theories that the Queen of England is secretly dead. You're going to want to strap in for this one!Support the show

Aliya and Tanner are back with an episode recorded during 2020 where Aliya reads another one of her childhood stories. Are Aliya and Tanner drawing out the drama of their current reads by uploading this? Have they just been unable to get together to bank some episodes? Who knows! But you're regularly scheduled content should start again next week. For now, enjoy! Support the show