The Adventure Dudes Podcast

In today's episode, we got you a bunch of heaters because of how ice cold we are. We lay down some knowledge on ya asses in the form of chefing up. And when I mean we, I mean Kev, because he's the expert here. Which will definitely come in handy for everybody who didn't participate in Valentines Day. If it couldn't be more obvious, we got our own "flower," and life screwed us instead. And that wasn't even the worst part of it all. We all ended up seeing Drake's meat propeller, and Subway dropped footlong cookies and churros to celebrate that shit. But all of that combined wasn't nearly as bad as Madame Webb's trailer. I mean, the suits are OK, but Sony needs to get their shit together and stop. Oh, and Drake named his kid Adonis, like who the hell does that shit? After everything in the entire episode, I have to say without a doubt that the worst thing was Kev's ass falling asleep, not once but twice. Now that's two episodes in a row, but who can blame the man who does it all? Who literally can't keep the ladies away? Who regrettably told us about his propeller, I mean, that's his fault, right?

You can't start a holiday episode without some Christmas shit, so we talk about how the game awards got robbed and what should've won instead. And apparently, you can brainwash yourself with too many Christmas songs. Which sucks, but not as much as our game awards this year, I mean, Spider-man 2 was robbed! But I digress because it's not about games or Mariah Carey, it's about family. Sike! Let's be honest, it's about the food, now go get a plate and sit down with them family to listen to our holiday cheer!

Today, we're kicking it off with a bang, or should I say a WHAM! Because you can't feel the holiday joy without it, and it is always better to have family as well. So we get into the nitty gritty of family shit and also midgets. And once again, Jerry doesn't use his notes or even his rice cooker, for that matter. Not that it has much relevance, but Jerry is learning new things. And as that happens, Kevin learns that Jerry is cooking up some dope video game ideas. It may be nothing new, but what is new is wasting a whole ten minutes for a piss brake. It's something else, but boy, does it pull you into what's to come next. Which is realizing our parents are getting old and coming to terms with it. But something that's astonishing is just how far the human body will go, I mean, old people are ruthless, they be going hard. Just like Jerry and his "advertising" of the new Spiderman game, I mean he literally won't shut up about it, or his other game ideas. But thankfully, they both gush over Red Dead Redemption 2 for a bit and give it the recognition it deserves. Much like the game, they pay their respects to Old Faithful and other beautiful national parks. And to top it off, we leave you with pleasant memories of grandmothers and plastic couches.

A fateful day has finally come, as we have one of our greatest homies of all time, back on the podcast. As Kevin makes his return to the scene, the two have much to catch up on. They start with the usual small talk but quickly ease into their old ways. As they seamlessly go from reminiscing about college to looking forward to the future and potential plans. Really, there isn't much else to say about a great mixture, just like PB & J, this episode will hit home.

For once on an episode, we open to sweet innocent times about playing some Club Penguin and Wizards 101, but turn to mischievous activities with old friends. One thing that will surprise you is that we preach anti-coke. And that's not even the least of our problems because someone's supposedly dealing in old lady handjobs? I guess abstinence is wack, Confucius even said so. Other than that, we all had to pour one out for Harambe and some other fallen homies, but not before going back to Byrdie and how he took home the gold in vagitarianism. It's a tale much like how Jerry became a judo pro overnight. Enough about that man, though, because we all missed Hayden's birthday. So, of course, we let Hunter steal the show. And man, did Jerry mention that new Spider-Man game? For real, though, happy late birthday, Hayden.

This one starts off pretty well... Simple stuff like a favorite vegetable or which is superior between the pancake and waffle. They even get into which Top Ramen flavor hits the best and try to play a game or two. With quarter girth, favorite meats, and big scares playing big parts. Not even that, Jerry pulls a whole GTA game out of his ass and caps it off with some preferred alcohol choices.

As a late night takes ahold of Jerry and Osten, they try to stay awake after smoking and drinking too much. While one tries to focus on what words they're using, the other gets more messed up. And on their midnight mischief, they think of the king of cookies and basically rank Cheez-its. Then, somehow slide into the side effects of coffee and how energy drinks make ya piss like a bitch. Also, how people change, and what stupid shit they've both done recently.

Man, we get into such a wide array of topics we can't even remember... But monkeys get shot into space, a burger eats a pickle, Hayden be goblin up some meat, Osten used to be a fucking chick magnet and Jerry lays down the law about his injury. So please do give it a listen to get educated fool.

These whimsical brothers are so whimsical they've never been so whimsical before. Just like our beats and Osten's cheeks, this time of year is perfect for spreading our cheer. No, scratch that. So just grab a bong and listen to our holiday song.

Come and listen to some Halloween shenanigans, as Jerry, Osten, and Hayden talk about best and worst candies to get, best rolling skate rink memory, and even some crazy tripping stories. Honestly, there's just too much to describe, it's scary...

Even though it's a bit of a surprise, the boys get serious in this one. Because reality crashes back for Jerry when they realize he's a broke mofo with nowhere to go. While Hayden gets into his college stories, Osten pulls a few out of thin air. Not college stories, but something Jerry never saw coming...

The gang comes back to talk about the naturals. Just women and weed, or perhaps... Life? And maybe something about rolling pins. Naw this is just an old episode, but Anchor is gay. So enjoy hearing a blast from the past, and more episodes to come.

Holy baloney, a year has passed without a single episode, but now is the time to rejoice. Give the episode a listen to meet the new co-host, to hear about what happened at college, what's happening in life, and of course movies and music. So give it a listen to check in on ya boy.

After a small break, Juicy J is finally back with his homies, Salt Man and Taco. They sit down to talk about this month, our planet, dinosaurs, women and sandwiches, and wild encounters.

What happens when you take two sleep-deprived dudes and make them do an episode at one in the morning? You get a long talk about big movies, TV and future plans, music and how that's going, and why new games are just shit.

In this riveting episode, Juicy has over the infamous Salt Man and two newbies, Blue and ASAP. But we can't leave out the legendary Bosnian. Anyway, they get to talking about school, partying, and sports. It starts out quiet and slow due to Blue trying to fake everyone out but Salt saves the day in the end.

In today's episode, Juicy is joined by his homies, Dr. Salt and the legendary Bosnian who actually hails from the great land of Utah. During this session, they talk about history, sports, marijuana, TV shows, and why communism doesn't work.

Today, Juicy J is joined by his homies, Coolio and Dr. Salt, aka Ethann. They talk about the passing of MF DOOM, hating Taco Bell, fighting in sports, movies, and even more!

Jerry is finally joined by his homie, Cole, and Derry returns! This episode they talk about ranking food places, 2020, what if your wife was a stripper, and more!

Well, the boys are finally together again, and they are back to their usual shenanigans. But damn, do they realize Jerry is dumb...