Reviewing America

Merry happy to all! The boys review American Christmas and talk gifts, food, and expectations. Sebastian pitches a Christmas movie and goes on at least a few problematic rants.

In this groundbreaking episode the boys review Texas, talk about what sounds their dicks make, and read reviews. Yum or Dumb is back and Sebastian flips some pitches!

The boys review American guns, or just guns in general, it's a bit unclear. Sebastian is in bed at his parents house and they boys answer listener questions.

Hot dogs get reviewed and the boys discover the history of this meaty treat. The segment Snake Oil Salesman is back and Sebastian raps like never before.

The boys are back in town! Thanksgiving gets reviewed and Sebastian shares what he is thankful for. Yum or Dumb is back and Sebastian has somehow lost the little rap skills he did have.

For the first time in Reviewing America's history we have a guest co-host. Sebastian is nowhere to be found, so Peter's brother has stepped up to the plate. Hulk Hogan gets reviewed and shitty impressions are poorly executed.  Yum or Dumb is on hiatus. Sebastian will be back next week. 

The boys review everyone's favourite president - Herbert Hoover. Yum or Dumb is back and a new segment, Who's Your Daddy?, is debuted. Sebastian is sick and coughs a lot - a formal apology for this and his muffled sound caused by his mask wearing during the recording is forthcoming. 

This week the boys review the most American of foods - donuts! Sebastian goes on a rant about "official" things and the Salvation Army. Yum or Dumb is on hiatus, but the exit rap is as strong as ever. The boys also pitch a new Netflix show. ***We apologize for the audio quality in this weeks episode. Sebastian is sick and it is his fault. We will be back to our usual five star sound quality as soon as Sebastian is no longer infected.***

The boys review Halloween and talk costumes, statistics and spooky facts. Yum or Dumb makes an appearance and Sebastian plays the new segment "Mercury or Krueger: Freddy who?". Follow us on Instagram @reviewingamerica to get updates, memes and behind the scenes stuff. 

The boys review the national anthem and Reddit talks to Peter. "My Stand Up Brother" is back and Sebastian finds out what president he would be. 

The boys review the retail giant Kroger! Sebastian role plays as a Kroger customer and Peter works the checkout. And Sebastian pitches Netflix the Reviewing America TV show.

The boys review Colorado, Peter writes jokes for Family Guy, and Sebastian plays Colora-do or Colora-don't. Yum or Dumb also makes a brief appearance.

The most important meal of the day - or is it? The boys review American breakfast and discuss how they like their eggs in the morning. Yum or Dumb is as always intriguing and Sebastian gets to try a new segment called "Finish that sentence".

The only ham worth mentioning is reviewed and the boys talk burger stories. Sebastian guesses what actor Peter is describing and Yum or Dumb is back!

The boys review Labor Day and Sebastian tells us about his previous musical pseudonym. Yum or Dumb is back and the boys play Buck, Mary, Phil!

The boys imagine what it would be like travelling down route 66. A new and somewhat topical segment is introduced! Yum or Dumb is in full effect and Sebastian improvises half a play.

Sebastian has become a pharmacist and Peter puts him on blast. The boys review un-American things and Yum or Dumb is back with a vengeance.

The boys are back in the studio! Ohio gets reviewed and Yum or Dumb is back!

The boys review the flag, Reddit talks to Peter and Sebastian, and they try to figure out who is the main kick. What Australia Thinks is back, and Sebastian raps like a god. *Sebastian recorded this episode from some basement with a dryer or some shit running in the background, so enjoy the white noise ya'll.

Peter and Sebastian review the American retail chain Target. Peter talks to Reddit and Sebastian advocates for a certain type of porn.