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Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign!
Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design!
Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without Number, by Kevin Crawford.
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Send us a textIn this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal (captiveportal.bandcamp.com)Game:Ho...
Send us a text The Halfwits are lead by Bee, one of the creators of World of Wyldrvir, in a one shot called Nokka's Fishing Hole! We figured since in real life we are about to have a Christmas in July party we might as well invite you on this wintry adventure we all had back in January!Find everything you need to know about World of Wyldrvir here: https://worldofwyldrvir.carrd.co/Make sure to check out more than just our episode because their podcast, and their other guest plays tests ar...
Send us a textOur resident mistress of the dark Mary takes the role of Fate in this spooky scary one shot sure to send shivers down your spine! Join Murphy the Merfolk (Luis), Lilith the Vampire (Kiley), Amelia the Spectre (Laura), and Joaquin the Mummy (Jonathan) as we race to obtain mortality and a long deserved rest from monstering.Theme:Unholy Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knightLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Game:Backs...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textGM Laura takes the crew back to the 70's - 80's for this hella bodacious one shot where we play Kids on Bikes by Doug Levandowski and Jonathan Gilmour! Join our crew of kids while we uncover a mystery of radical proportions as people from our small town just keep on disappearing!If you enjoy the system please support them by buying it at https://renegadegamestudios.com/kids-on-bikes-rpg/ ! Opening Theme: Soundtrack from the Starcourt Mall by Bryan Teoh ( ...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textListen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU. Sorry? Thank you? Don't know.Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan. Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again.Intro and Outro:Hellfire by Alexander NakaradaLink: ( https://filmmusic.io/song/8902-hellfir...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textThe gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis) as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary Silk Flame Runway Competition!Music:District Four by Kevin MacLeodLink: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four ) License: ...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textWhile Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this... In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits...
Send us a textAll Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven... Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-fail...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textCome join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other show...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textCW: Suicide & Alcoholism are mentioned as potential causes of death. Set in 1920's Boston, Alice (Laura), Elsie (Kiley), Reggie (Luis) and Harvey (Jonathan) are Haunted, searching for Alice's disappeared son. The catch is, one of us already died alone and forgotten.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwit...
Send us a textWelcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bon...
Send us a text Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have pl...
Send us a textWelcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama.Intro and Outro: Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518...
Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textLuis once again sits in his Christmas Throne as he brings three little gnomes through a cavernous caper! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
Send us a textWelcome to the table everyone!I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played wit...
Send us a textIn this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcri...
Send us a textAfter the Scream Pursuit Syndicate met their fate in the final battle of the Prequel, a group of onlooking children were transported to the newly appeared Planet under the Spine, Nedrak. Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary) find their young selves fighting for survival as tensions run high and resources run low. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser....
Send us a text Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary), are five years older and have lived a comfortable life in the newly established dorms of the Undarnott Service Co. They wake up, hang out, eat food, go to work, and hang out just to repeat the cycle the next day. Some of the party members are getting tired of the daily grind and want to look into exploration grants from The Principality of Vitr in order to find thei...
Send us a textThis is the first Faction Turn where Jonathan moves the people of the greater sector around like the little chess pieces they are, which keeps the world alive and changing outside the main campaign.You can follow along with our sector map here https://ko-fi.com/i/IH2H14AW8B!Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobithttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Episode Music:The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Cri...
Send us a textWe rejoin the Children as they spend their usual morning in the dorm reading magazines, feeding amorphous wolf birds, hacking government websites, and figuring out how to obtain a gun. But their job from the other day isn't complete, and they set out on their first journey outside of Undarnott Campus! What mysterious world awaits where their package needs to be? Find out on Children of the Spine Episode 2 - Real Boats Rock!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHU...
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