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We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so her mother believes she isn’t an unemployable failure. Luckily for Beth, her first case finally emerges when friendly farm chicken, Esmeralda, disappears. Time to see if Beth’s degree holds up in the real-world! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram @crapnoir
9 Episodes
Hear the debut single from Betty Belter's new EP, "Bellowing with Betty Belter" at Indie Lounge's Open Mic Night!(We'd like to take a moment to blame high maintenance musicians for the delay of our next episode... sigh... --Barry)
For the best rates in town when you need things found, call Johnnie Craquerbarrle!*Snappy Solvers is a subsidiary of Craquerbarrle Crime Cracking, Inc. (CCC).
Take a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.
Ep 3. Company's Coming

Ep 3. Company's Coming


Beth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case. 
The Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?
A look at what's really happening around the microphone.
Beth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken. 
Beth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.
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