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S4E033: Faking it Into Reality

2026-10-2801:38:08

Software updates, a standing army needs something to do. Sumo meets a listener from Australia. America is much weirder than she imagined. New Orleans is black. People get too invested in politics, Disney World is hyper-real. America is a project to end the world. NASA, JPL, sex magic and trying to summon the Antichrist. Summoning gods to end the world. Ultimately religion is about getting high. Sumo goes to Disney World. Refined nostalgia, Walt Disney, storytelling, if you change the story yo...

S4E032: Meat Proxies

2026-10-0801:20:27

Meat Proxies, technology and Sumo’s bad accents. Peter Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris (the most unimpressive man who ever lived), gay people love the Golden Girls. Descartes, knowing you exist, consciousness, Richard Dawkins gets his mind blown by A.I. People are not going to get more sane. The Plague in Russian and Tyler Swift’s new song. You can do too much drugs. Machinery of government, money and religious ritual. What are rituals? Agency laundering, voting does nothing. A machine ...

S4E031: Skinning Crabs and Boiling Bullfrogs

2026-10-0501:31:45

A social commentary. How to kill Nepalese people. Sumo gets a bit racist. Reality is opposite from what people will tell you. Customer service has never been higher. Sumo gets into a car accident. The frontline of the bullshit economy. Come slave away. The problem is small business owners. Jacob Rees-Mogg and British inbreeding. The English aren’t a race. Ganesha Paganism with some Thor added on. Italians and Irish aren’t super smart and there’s nothing wrong with being Turkish. Sumo goes to ...

S4E030: Incarnational Podcasting with Special Guest Frank Kidd

2026-09-1102:12:42

Mercenaries are entitled, the Cinderella Effect and the 1KYAE, lindy-ness, prepping for triumph, why you can support the Deep State and the CIA. Not since the Gospels has there ever been content this good! Sumo is a Girl Scout. Starseeds, give woo a chance. Treating America as a holy land. Why is everyone insane and isn’t it lovely that they are? Insane theories about the Lindsey Clancey trial. The Salem Witch Trials. What if this is a good psy-op? Soddom and Gomorrah, revisiting the book of ...

S4E029: Fingering Over Sounds

2026-08-2802:00:47

Classic movies, streaming slop, old movies are slow. We’re on a mission from God. Hypercubes, Graham’s Number and math for the love of math. Make us your priority. Randomness and permutations, surrogate black men. Biologists can’t do math, that’s why they’re biologists. What Swedes are like. Interview with Brad Kelly Sewer’s, Brad’s books, lying about your ethnicity. Faith and sin. Xenopsychology. Suffering, your worst experiences are the best for you. Oil as a sentient organism. And much, mu...

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