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We are under new management.
The policies and procedures we have grown accustomed to having since been eradicated. While many things have changed, once has not. This podcast will remain artistically chaotic.
Anything that I teach you here is rooted and has an alternative perspective. We will always explore the good, better best options; overall, you're going to walk away every day with an arsenal of opportunities to change how you approach life in your personal and professional spaces.
Whether practical, theoretical, heavy, or light-hearted, leave room for understanding.
The policies and procedures we have grown accustomed to having since been eradicated. While many things have changed, once has not. This podcast will remain artistically chaotic.
Anything that I teach you here is rooted and has an alternative perspective. We will always explore the good, better best options; overall, you're going to walk away every day with an arsenal of opportunities to change how you approach life in your personal and professional spaces.
Whether practical, theoretical, heavy, or light-hearted, leave room for understanding.
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You get out only what you put in. Does sweat equity count for anything? Does everyone have to do the same thing? If I give you Yin, can you give me Yang? It could all be so simple. H O W E V E R, this is far beyond simple for that is to low, chin to the ceiling, do you see the glimmer glow? To the top, don’t ever drop below.
If you quit your job today, will HR call you in 37 days and ask “Hey, how are you?” Nah, that’s wild and rabid my guy. If you leave, then leave. If you say it’s a strategic decision to be committed to the mission and vision. Where the dignity? Have some respect and uphold the choices made. In sickness and health. For better or worse, til death do us part.
That’s sus sis. What the terms and conditions say? What methods to the madness have you produced? Is there a bigger conversation? Did you express your expectations? Can you switch up the tempo? Please upload latest update of the code of conduct and accept terms and condition.
First of all, let’s do better with counting. Accounting. To take account dammit. The letters of the alphabet are in order. Numerically speaking 1+1=2, but 2+2=5. They say, “From beginning to end, each school, every den. We do it all. Every Spring, every Fall.”
Everybody has a part, just know and stay in your lane. Perhaps I said this before, but repetition is key. If you bail on a crisis are you really bout that life? You can only prove to your how tough you are. Are you built for the dream you’ve constructed? You signed up for a Spartan Race, but didn’t train. If you’re mediocre, cool. Get in the game without stretching. Proceed with caution, results may vary.
Let’s not say “It is what it is.” Let’s say “It’s not what it use to be.” I can slam on breaks at any moment, so for the sake of safe driving get off my ass! I can not condone these behaviors. The memory of what was haunts me, making the crutch of “hope” weak. Remember in your life there was a moment in time that you had peace. Is your peace disturbed by someone else’s chaos?
I walked along the shore. The sand was lava. Rocks look like Mars, no? It’s a crusty, dusty, funky rock. Size does matter. Please faq’n stop. Crust dusty, musty fool, you crust, you must, you stick like glue. Ugh, pump it. Pump it real good, hold steady Kiwi Andretti. A good pump, a good good flow. #Draño
You can’t win on the road if you can’t win at home. You are from where they do that at, but you have not been there in so long you have no idea how to do it. Where’s your coach? Market saturation is not a concern to entities who have exceptional differentiating factors. 1 is better than zero. I can’t believe you hung up on a million dollar customer. I outta cuss yo a$$ out. If only you knew.
You didn’t call me for 3 days? You were scheduled to clean Pam’s 3/2, Thursday at 2pm. Where were you?
Have you seen the meme of
3 men all holding 100 lb rice bags.
Each man puts his rice bag down to help his neighbor pick up theirs.
Then the cycle continues.
At some point someone walks away.
If you can’t pick up 100 lbs on your own, you will eventually build the strength.
But if it ends how it begins
Then the shape is still a circle
What do you know NOW about who you knew?
What’s the first step to learned how to walk? Knowing how to distribute balance of course. What’s the risk? ROI? If you skip a step what’s the worst thing that can happen? Let’s find areas of improvement and work one thing at a time
From the window to the wall, who the worst of them all? He said “don’t ever play yourself.” I guess all we need is a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Are you stuck? Do you prefer Ross or Nordstrom’s? Do we need to regroup? What’s left to be eliminated or separated? Where’s your permission slip? Maury is that you? Sprint, Hello. Can you hear me now?
Your commitment is not confined by space. From “Brick and Mortar” or “Click and Order.” The Principles of Authority remain, get that bread and leave. Once you’ve reach the ceiling of competency, get a tutor. Work out your ish
Hmm, you want to know what I smell like. Hashtag Synethesia. I am bae, therefore, I smell like the way you look at me. I smell like those thought you have of us together. So do your homework. It’s only 300. I know it’s hard, but it’s ONLY hard because you are not specific. Be selective. Cultivate the vibe. As DC YoungFly would say “Bring that a$$ over here boi”
Just when I thought I said all I could say. I have to get serious.
Intentionality. Dedication. Are you in bender knee. I’m P.N. Slickback. Give me my roses trick. The third strike is technically 2 because then I say bye to you. Cause and reaction, count it out. Know that you know what you gonna do about it?
The pedigree of Kiwi. It’d be to know the answer. Too bad you missed the opportunity. You actually missed the mark several times. Everything you do after 17.5 years of age is on you. I never knew her or any of them. Ugh
What is the last thing you remember doing in March? How did you feel 30 days in? Are you depressed? Do you feel fired up? Energized or Depleted? WTF have you been doing this whole time! Q4 - Go BIG or stay yo a$$ at home
I said I was going to do it. Did you see the fine print? No? Ok then, carry on! I heard what you said...but what you mean?
Have you ever read the FAQs? If you did you would have asked the question that you did. Some things don’t need to be explain because it’s inherently obvious. I will present you the facts in this case. What you do with that information is up to you. Thank you for your time.
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