Teubé Or Not Teubé | TONT

TIM!  Topics for this episode include: a sneak peek behind the curtain into the world professional ballet dancing, some Essex slang, quality ice cream banter, what it's like having 17 testicles, Belgium, and being able to rewatch your dreams. Apologies for the audio qual. I didn't change the audio input to my microphone so this was recorded through my laptop's mic (rookie mistake, I know). I decided to keep this episode up because, honestly, it was so much fun to record and the content is top-notch. Leave a review on iTunes if you're also only human. I'll even give you the link: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/teub%C3%A9-or-not-teub%C3%A9-tont/id1504697312 Want to get in touch? DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! - tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

MAX! After a long summer break, the podcast is back and better than ever! Season 2 premiere was recorded in Max's basement/studio in Hamburg with not one but two proper microphones - it's a first for TONT. Topics for this episode include the advantages of having a twin, Max's new YouTube channel, editing a podcast, how to get free drinks, Couchsurfing, and a brand new "would you rather" segment. Make sure you listen to the end to hear our improvised "Someone like you" cover. Leave a review on iTunes or you'll have bad karma. Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! - tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

SIMON! Welcome to episode 7x2! My friend and old roomie Simon is today's special guest. Simon, aka Coach Minton, is a sports science student, personal trainer and all-round top lad. We met at the summer camp (episode 12) in the middle of the mountains last year. Topics include lucid dreaming, lemons that taste like oranges, being senseless (literally), raising money, gap years, our favourite meals, what we'd like to smell like and an episode with Coach Minton wouldn't be complete without talking about gains. "Don’t stop when you’re tired. Stop when you’re done." Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! - tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

MANUEL! It's the first day of summer!!! I hope you're listening to this episode outside in the sun somewhere. My good friend Manuel was kind enough to join me for this episode. We've known each other for a few years now and we were more recently in the same team in a zoom pub quiz (unfortunately, we lost...). Topics include how sad we feel after our defeat, affordable-luxury watches, one million euros, politics, skinny skyscrapers, deadly fish, what if sparrows ran the world, and rice cookers (for some reason).  Enjoy!!!! Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

OLLIE! Twe-twe-telveeeeeee! This time around, I'm joined by my friend Ollie. Ollie and I met last year whilst working at a lovely summer camp in the middle of the Swiss mountains. Topics include the summer camp and a couple of funny stories along the way, martial arts, Esperanto, gap years, Italian cuisine, science fiction, card tricks, and how to memorize stuff! Hope you enjoy! Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

NATHAN! Kevin, Heaven, Eleven! Welcome back! In this episode, my good friend Nathan was kind enough to join me. Nathan and I have actually known each other since forever but we only found out last year! Topics for this episode include surfing (skimboarding and boogie boarding), what to do/where to go if you ever end up visiting our home country of Scotland, pool noodle hats used in Germany for social distancing purposes, our piano careers, and some music recommendations! In the words of Gerry Cinnamon, "She's a belter!" Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

ALEX! DOUBLE DIGITS! To kick off double digits it's Alex from episode one! He's back. Topics include beyond meat burgers, Ryan Reynolds, eating the fastest animal, running, legacies, dogs being dogs, unsymmetrical animals, aliens, and the universe. (P.S. Leffe, we've still not heard back about that sponsorship) 

EDMAR! Welcome to episode number 9 (same number of lives a healthy cat has!) I'm with my friend Edmar from Brazil. Topics include translating stuff, weird movie titles, studying for a year abroad, Brazilians being late, messing up a visa application, bad pick-up lines, being a sloth, and Edmar's beatbox skills.  Special Thanks to Luke for his question! Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

LISA & CHARLOTTE! Eight, mate! This episode Charlotte and I are joined by Lisa! We all met each other at the same time in Bangkok on our gap year. Topics include pickup lines in German, why the French cry so much, yodeling, hipsters, and impeaching Trump. Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

CHARLOTTE! SEVEN. Welcome back. Today it's Charlotte, my girlfriend. Topic include easter traditions, Joe Exotic, my Bollywood film career, rude animals, dancing in da club, the 1920s, jazz, and hunting for chocolate.  Jab Harry Met Sejal (it's on Netflix) - skip to 30:30, I'm the man in the hat. Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

HUGO! Um, dois, três, quatro, cinco e seis! That's how to count to six in Portuguese. It's also, coincidentally, the number of this episode. This time around, I'm with my good friend Hugo. It's a shame you're not able to see him because he's got amazing hair. Topics include junior companies, animals we could easily take in a fight (teenage jaguars beware), traveling to everywhere, Disneyland in Serbia, my awful Irish accent and writing stuff down. Want to submit a question for a future episode?  DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or... send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com Latersssssssss

STIJN! High five! This episode I'm with my American-sounding handball-playing Dutch friend Stijn. Topics include what handballers eat, the best invention ever, robbing a bank, Nintendo playing cards, being a superhero, bug tacos, the most boring thing do to on a podcast, and the fact that Scotland basically invented everything. Want to submit a question for a future episode? Send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com or... dm us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ Latersssssssss

JOE, NICK & MISCHA! Fourth episode, four voices. Joined by Nick, Mischa, and Joe (and an unexpected appearance from Mischa's mum) we talk about our gap year in Bangkok. We spent a year working as gap students at a school in the vibrant city and we spoke about some of the poor decisions we made as 18-year-olds. Topics include Nick's toilet routine, Mischa's advice on fighting a very specific species of duck and that time Joe and I did a bungee jump. //BONUS// Coronavirus: fact or fiction? Want to submit a question for a future episode? Send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/tontpodcast https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/

DAVID! It's a hat-trick! Combien de languages sprichst du? Today's friend is David from Texas. Topics include language learning, how language changes the way you see the world, the colour blue, naked snails, hand shoes and what Bernie Sander's gets up to on his day off. Leffe, you weren't mentioned in this episode but we still love you x Want to submit a question for a future episode? Send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/tontpodcast https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/

CONOR! Oh wow, you made it to episode 2. I'm impressed. This time I'm with my friend Conor from Ireland. Topics include "that time" Conor came to my flat, oil (extra virgin olive oil, rapeseed oil, baby oil... you name it), ultimate frisbee, field chess, Conor's favorite post-intercourse snack, what not to buy in a supermarket and the best cheese. P.S. Ireland is NOT part of the U.K. Sorry Leffe for mispronouncing you (please sponsor us). Want to submit a question for a future episode? Send us an email! -  tontpodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/tontpodcast https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/

ALEX! Well, well. You're here and we're here so we might as well get started. Today's friend is Alex from Liverpool. Topics include world emoji day, french slang (verlan), Alex's advice on how to name your child, our first time doing stand-up comedy, why people are lactose intolerant and our favorite beer (Leffe, please sponsor us). Want to submit a question for a future episode? DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or email us - tontpodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/tontpodcast

Welcome to the TONT podcast! What does Teubé or not teubé mean? Who am I? What am I doing? What's my pin code? All of these questions are answered within! (except the pin code one) Want to submit a question for a future episode? DM us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tontpodcast/ or email us -  tontpodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/tontpodcast