Your Worst Friend

Mic cable started buzzing halfway through. Ordered new equipment, won't happen againToday we discuss the different kinds of chromosome disorders (dummies), the Wonderland Murders and Matt hit some guy on a bike on the highway.PATREON Bonus 188: "Unitards"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Shane and Matt discuss laundromats, washing your dogshit there, some homeless guy selling stolen books and Shane takes the Paqui One Chip Challenge.PATREON Bonus 187: "Listen to this first"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Watch the video hereToday we talk to the Pawn Man himself, Evan Kail! We talk about the pawn business, what's valuable and what's not and then we take a trip to the YWF Vault of Treasures.Check out everything we do at YourWorstFriend.comPATREON Bonus 186: "The Wedding Gift"Evan's a funny guy that has his own YouTube channel, available here: https://www.youtube.com/@UC3NSa8PSE39P_CIoRDaYcOgFollow Evan on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/pawn.man/Check out his Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/pawnmanAnd check out Evan's WhatNot channel here: https://www.whatnot.com/user/pawnmanSubscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Today we talk about demolition work, leaving a small footprint when you die, Trump's mugshot and "Rich Men North of Richmond".PATREON Bonus 185: "Annoyances"Videos from this episode:NFTs (Nice Guys for Trump)Trump Mugshot AssessmentSubscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Today we recap Shane's vacation, a fat lady advocating for better seats on planes, Matt's bloodwork results and a fully cucked out husband that's not allowed to see nudity unless it's his prude wife's average body.PATREON Bonus 184: "Dressing Shirt"Videos from this episode:They deleted the video of the fatso on the plane, so here's a different one of her from a sexier angleCuck husbandSubscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

We talk about Shane heading to Hawaii, Lizzo's allegations, some weird train guy, a moth epidemic and the death of Lil Tay(?).PATREON Bonus 183: "Planning the perfect Hawaiian Vacation"Videos from this episode:Train guyLil Tay videoSubscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Scariest natural disasters, "Undercover Underage" discussion, pedos are gross, and a 7/11 worker defends his store with a stick.PATREON Bonus 182: "NYC Riots"Videos from this episode:Sinkhole video Undercover Underage trailer 7/11 workers video Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 310+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Today we discuss Mitch McConnell's brain breaking, the death of Pee-Wee Herman, changes to company policies and lost pensions.PATREON Bonus 181: "Cat Troubles & Dogs Eating Rats"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Shane suffers a loss in the family. Matt and Shane recount some pets that saved their lives. Jason Aldean's "Try That In A Small Town" is the feel-good song of the summer.PATREON Bonus 180: "Injuries galore"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Today we talk about booze, obnoxious environmentalists, fighting styles, a topless boxer and Adam-22's cuck controversy (video links at the bottom).PATREON Bonus 179: "Which Disney villain are you?"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)Obnoxious enviromentalists: https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1680659508828282880Topless boxer: https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1680343436006920192Adam's cool black friend: https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1674115507413483520Lena's reupholstered insides: https://twitter.com/adam22/status/1677102225703968770

Today we discuss Larry Nassar (Shane's boy) getting less than he deserves, a little boy with bologna tits getting more than he deserves and Shane's tipping habits (video links at the bottom).PATREON Bonus 178: "Fart Pig"Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)Videos for reference: Father attacks Larry Nasser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjnwaagBigABologna tit kid: https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1677731757377060864?s=20Shitty tip guy: https://twitter.com/SouthlandPost/status/1678131914060750850?s=20

Matt sorts through his father's things, including tons of scrap metal. Shane loses it on a crossing guard. A woman in Subway flips out.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

First we talk about some embarrassing stories about being fat. Then we go through the drama surrounding the first two picks in the 2019 NBA draft. What are the two things a young man with hundreds of millions of dollars can get caught up in to bring their careers to a screeching halt? Well, obviously, pussy and guns. Also we watch a guy die at the end of the episode. That was pretty cool.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• Get some merch (shirts, mugs, stickers)

Today we watch a Father's day fight video, talk about the Dodgers and the drag queens they invited to the stadium, and dive into the submarine that wasn't crushed like a beer can at a redneck bonfire while we were recording this (not anymore; those people are dead).Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

Matt wants to go on Ozempic because he's reached a tipping point. We take a trip to the Great White North to discuss a guy calling out a little 9 year old girl for being trans at a field day event (she's actually a girl), an all HIV+ restaurant (gross) and the best video of the year, the crazy white woman in front of a donut shop pissing and then using the N word about 10,000 times.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

We begin today's journey with a deep dive into switching schools as kids, the freaks and monsters we met at our new schools and Shane's talent show flop. Then we discuss Bam Margera's latest mental breakdown and debate whether or not smoking crack with the bums at the boardwalk is a viable solution to get your kid back.Patreon: The new Apple headset.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• Follow us on Instagram• Follow us on Twitter• Follow us on YouTubeMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

Today we discuss Matt's swollen uvula, the tech billionaire sucking his kid's blood to feeling younger and Target's pride display backlash.Patreon: Why AI's gonna kill us.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendcast/• https://www.facebook.com/worstfriendcastMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

Tina Turner's dead, so we watch an interview with her crazy abusive husband Ike Turner. Setting up pranks, head lice and a YouTube pranker using the race card. All of this and more.Patreon: Top Ten "Best" Terrorists of All TimeSubscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendcast/• https://www.facebook.com/worstfriendcastMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

Wedding stories. Eating raw meat. A woman kills her husband and writes a book about it. What do you owe someone that saved your life? On old man and some angry bees. Elon's autistic pause. Two Congress people lost their brains.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 300+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendcast/• https://www.facebook.com/worstfriendcastMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast

Run ins with the "specialest" of people. Kids with stupid allergies. The Oakland A's announcer dropping a hard "er". A trans woman with a gut so big that they can't find her penis. A hotel manager that loves to suck toes. And our thoughts on the Jordan Neely death and protests.Subscribe to our Patreon HERE• $1 a month, cancel any time• 290+ hours of exclusive content• Bonus episode every week• Our entire archive of every episode ever released• Completely commercial free episodes• https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendcast/• https://www.facebook.com/worstfriendcastMerch:• https://www.threadless.com/shop/@worstfriendcast