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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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S4E4 - Lone Wolf

S4E4 - Lone Wolf

2024-07-1225:08

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Head over to WHAM and listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S4E3 - Mr. Baby

S4E3 - Mr. Baby

2024-05-3121:191

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

2024-02-0721:531

Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024! Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books. If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next! And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents! Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes. Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network. Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then! Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure) Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community. Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order. Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine. - - - - - - - - - - Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew: Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta - - - - - - - - - - CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted Sound Design: Russ More Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Subscribe to Magenta Presents now! Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event... We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED. Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too. Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta! Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric! Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th. Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon. But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed! www.fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment! But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters! That's it, really. Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans! Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story. Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart

S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart

2022-04-1342:14

Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 E8 - Birthdays

S3 E8 - Birthdays

2022-03-1615:31

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Restoreusa

Thanks a lot Magenta,we got a real winner there.

Dec 12th
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bethany love

This is an absolutely delightful podcast. It has me laughing out loud constantly. Such amazing actors!

Aug 11th
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Connie Smith

I also enjoying this podcast! I love the interchange between Magenta and her husband. I'm almost through Book 1. I look forward to the daily smile this show provides me. 🌟

May 4th
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Cuppaginger

Ok... I'm only 2 minutes into the first chapter and I already love this. As the daughter of a crystal using, reiki healing mother the intro was so perfect. ("it was hemorrhoids! she could have just told me") lol Ty for the laugh. For those that didn't enjoy the beginning I just have to say that it's ok. Mercury is just in retrograde...

May 4th
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Dan

Like this alot. Great work

Feb 4th
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Amanda Kelly

Love Magenta and Bernard! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ And they answered my question!

Dec 21st
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Bella Ring

Omg I’m loving this!! It took me a few episodes to get into it but well worth the time. Truly enjoyable and entertaining ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sep 15th
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rowena sabetta

So good!!! Thank you so much for your amazing creativity and production skills and writing. It’s the exact distraction and comedy we all need!! Love love love it!!

Apr 23rd
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