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Author: John Zidar and Darby Schaaf

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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.
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ACES Radio: Episode 166

ACES Radio: Episode 166

2020-11-2801:29:23

It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out.
ACES Radio: Episode 165

ACES Radio: Episode 165

2020-11-1301:54:57

The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions galore... it's ACES Radio!
ACES Radio: Episode 164

ACES Radio: Episode 164

2020-11-0601:39:05

Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident
ACES Radio: Episode 163

ACES Radio: Episode 163

2020-10-3001:52:07

OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!
ACES Radio: Episode 162

ACES Radio: Episode 162

2020-10-2301:36:51

Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.
ACES Radio: Episode 161

ACES Radio: Episode 161

2020-10-1601:34:46

Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.
ACES Radio: Episode 160

ACES Radio: Episode 160

2020-10-0902:01:46

Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING ON. The lads discuss how terrible the Crew played in general, and CERTAIN UNNAMED PLAYERS did in particular. They discuss the new signing; is he the magic fix? (No.) Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and a NEW CONTINUING CHAMPION FOR THE MOMENT. Tune in to find out who!
ACES Radio: Episode 159

ACES Radio: Episode 159

2020-10-0201:42:03

It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here? In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew shitshow vs. TFC, what larger lessons came from the game, and that Pedro still sucks. Also, they talk San Diego Loyal and #ThanksLD. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Man Balls, and Crew vs. FC Dallas and Montreal (but not at the same time). Also, be sure you're registered to vote, Bezlords.
ACES Radio: Episode 158

ACES Radio: Episode 158

2020-09-2501:56:09

What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and we have to acknowledge Pedro isn't terrible. Bront something something horse in the morning.  What's next in the schedule for Columbus? Why is there a kit consultant? What's Dr. Pete's favorite band? These questions, man balls, score predictions, and more!
ACES Radio: Episode 157

ACES Radio: Episode 157

2020-09-1801:18:05

OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah. The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done shit, and Drabby probably got the Amish COVID. They discuss Crew vs. Fire, talk more about injuries that Porter ever does, and prepare for Phase II. Man Balls are awarded, games vs. Nashville and Minnesooooota are previewed, and Drabby is still the best score predictor.  (Bront is a simp.)
ACES Radio: Episode 156

ACES Radio: Episode 156

2020-09-1102:39:33

We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John and Drabby saving the Crew, and we got him before any other podcast. Suck it, MR. Also, I guess Crew vs. Fusslads recap, man balls, prediction scores and updates, preview the game vs. Chicago, yada yada, don't even worry about Hot Takes it's not like that's a thing that happened again dammit
ACES Radio: Episode 155

ACES Radio: Episode 155

2020-09-0401:42:53

holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY. After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront finally figures out time zones, the lads are back to talk Columbus Crew! They recap the boring shitshow against the Fusslads of Cincinnati and the less boring, less shitshow against the Doops of Chester. They discuss the pros and cons of WINNING THE STANDS on Sunday with 1500 people, and say "Bye Felicia" to Dell Loy Hansen. Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and lots of muting. LISTEN IN!
ACES Radio: Episode 154

ACES Radio: Episode 154

2020-08-2802:10:00

Phase I? MORE LIKE PHASE WON AMIRITE LOL oh wait Crew didn't win both games FML. The lads are here to check in; Bront is drunk in the pool, Drabby is dodging killer squirrels, and John wants to draw you like one of his French girls. They discuss the results against Chicago and NYC and highlight the players' strike for social justice. Also Dell Loy Hansen can go to hell. Man Balls are awarded, the lads discuss who's going to pull an Eddie Gaven, and they preview the next two games. Also, Drabby doesn't know how the mute button works.
ACES Radio: Episode 153

ACES Radio: Episode 153

2020-08-2001:39:39

WE'RE BACK, BABY. And so is MLS. Kind of. I guess. Bront and Drabby welcome back the one and only SEAN SITAR to the show. The lads talk about what Phase I of the MLS return will look like for the Columbus Crew, the new benchwarming acquisitions, and they preview games against not-Bridgeview and not-Jersey. Man Balls are awarded, and we discuss what Crew player we'd want to have as a boss. Also, Sean floats a terrible idea about the Hot Takes segment.
ACES Radio: Episode 152

ACES Radio: Episode 152

2020-07-3101:31:36

Just when you thought it was safe to get used to the idea of the Crew playing soccer again... NOPE. Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST ANDY STANKEY (WITH GUEST GUEST APPEARANCE BY JULIE STANKEY) discuss the "game" against Minnesota United. The lads discuss what comes next for MLS (hint: not a lot), how the Crew front office took care of player families, and who we DON'T want taking PKs. Man Balls are awarded, Bront keeps reminding Drabby of stuff he forgot, and Andy talks about his kink (hint: you can put it in your mouth). The lads preview nothing, because life is an endless hellscape.
ACES Radio: Episode 151

ACES Radio: Episode 151

2020-07-2401:49:44

So, apparently Crew want to keep playing soccer. Cool. It's another MLS Is Back, Coronavirus Is Still Here edition of ACES Radio! Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST CHARLES CANPENISNO discuss the results against NYRB, ATLUTDWTF, and their overall impressions of the group stage. They talk injuries (many), stadium virtual events (one), and Nordecke efforts with Voycenow (maybe more than one? GASP). The gang talks about who the best emergency goalkeeper would be, man balls are awarded (#EightBallsAtOnce), then Bront brings up random shit nobody knows about. Finally, Charles talks about his kink (hint, it's very hairy) and the lads preview Crew vs. The Fightin' Ethan Finlays of Minnesota, eh? 
ACES Radio: Episode 150

ACES Radio: Episode 150

2020-07-1701:27:14

Welcome to the COVID Cup! Bront and Drabby call in to discuss how things are going in the world's most permeable bubble! Topics include a lad check-in, why John's name isn't mentioned above, Crew vs. FC Fusslads, that weird-ass survey about going to games, and who you'd like to go to Zoombezi Bay with. Also, they preview the match vs. Red Bull, except the game is already over as I'm typing this summary. Oops. 
ACES Radio: Episode 149

ACES Radio: Episode 149

2020-06-0801:38:46

We're back and and in mid-season form for a sport that is in early season hiatus! John and Drabby discuss things while Bront is off licking N95 masks clean to make the world a safer place. The lads check in, as #BestFriendsLunch is off the table (haha). They discuss the new CBA, the Orlando "plan" (air quotes definitely intended), and team/player responses to #BlackLivesMatter. They also talk about which players they think should be the MLSPA rep, and give their man balls no thought whatsoever. 
ACES Radio: Episode 148

ACES Radio: Episode 148

2020-05-0101:01:21

Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he hates all Crew players and wouldn't buy their jerseys. No, seriously. Drabby thanks you, the person reading this, on the show. No, seriously.  These are all actual things that happen.  What a world. 
ACES Radio: Episode 147

ACES Radio: Episode 147

2020-04-2401:15:26

Good news: your favorite podcast is still putting out content! And ACES Radio is doing the same! John, Drabby, and Bront check in and wind up talking about grills like a bunch of cargo short wearing dads. #Rest. Then the lads discuss Crewzers Best All-Time Starting XI, and boy will Bront appall you. Not with his answers, just as a person. Last, they debate which Crew players, current and former, would be superheroes and what their abilities would be. Oh, they also check in on the Steps Challenge and talk about how you're all definitely cheating. 
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