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A comedic advice podcast where Will Palumbo and Zane Shaw truly think they're helping out someone besides themselves. Every Monday, they bring you comedic advice (not real advice, ya know), stories, and delicious bits that make you feel everything in life finally led you up to this very moment for a reason.
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To own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting.
TALKING POINTS:
Rabbit Kicks
Flea Circuses
Mom's New Pager
Million Dollar Purchase
Holes. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them!
TALKING POINTS:
Shipt Exclamations
No Mask, No Smiles
Human Mouse Trap
100 Mile Garage Sale
Grab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course.
TALKING POINTS:
Benefits of Coffee
Tricking the FBI into free stuff
Cardboard Aggro Crag
Tarot Card Breakup
DISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Beast and think to himself "wow, I really pulled the short straw here, huh?"
TALKING POINTS:
Beastloaf
Eye Exercises
Matching Butt Tattoos
Forcing Bread Growth
Have you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place.
TALKING POINTS:
Walking Up Walls
Practice Holding Babies
My Bad Stalker
New Pizza Topping
Guys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah.
TALKING POINTS:
Awful Laws #1
Carving an A in the moon
Do's and Don'ts of starting a podcast
Heavens to Etsy
Sleeping Sitting Upright
Cheap proposal suggestions
Will is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Please don’t do either of them. Just listen and laugh.
TALKING POINTS:
Trespassed from Jail (EP. 3)
Wedding Jailers (EP. 5)
Driver’s Test w/ XBOX Controller (EP. 5)
No Clothes, No Problem (EP. 23)
Free Complimentary Murder (EP. 11)
Arrested for Being a Bad Actor (EP. 10)
Join us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year!
TALKING POINTS:
Ned Nog
The SYB Award Show
What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon
Could You Hate Someone Who Adores You?
Did... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam?
TALKING POINTS:
Sun Sized Human
Keep Hair or Go Bald
Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible
Can Bears Overdose on Cocaine
MERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts!
TALKING POINTS:
Chris Massey Time
Ned Nog
Mistlefeet
Real-Life Mario
Storytime Simulator
Guys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon Werkheiser for the beautiful advice.
Welp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why
TALKING POINTS:
Ned Nog #1
What Is Oatmeal
Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition
Heavens to Etsy #3
Sleeping on your arms
My Animatronic Snowman Nightlight
The ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef!
TALKING POINTS:
Jingle Bell Rock
The Big Annual Snowfall
The Grand Snoozooka Heist
My Only Clean Pair of Underwear
Forced to Donate to Charity
Heavens to Etsy #2
Tis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat.
TALKING POINTS:
Domesticasted Leprechauns
Loaf of Milk
Heavens to Etsy #1
Eternal Cat
Elevator Jumprope
Oh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. You didn't have to eat it. That's on you.
TALKING POINTS:
Zane on Rizzle
Upgraded Cake Baking
Booby Trapping Food
Simulation Storytime
Today, we light our turkeys on the doorstep in honor of part 2 of the trilogy that is "The Three Real Holidays". Will comes clean as a fraud and Zane comes clean as believing literally all of the world of evolution happened within 300 years. Why horse have hair?
Happy Pumpkin Month everybody! An special early Halloween party is being thrown at the Bacon household today! Come join in for lots of amazing pumpkin names, bad movies, and spooky ghost stories made by us and computers!
Talking Points:
Goin' Ghost
Homecoming Pumpking and Queen
ActYourHeartOut (Pumpkin Month Edition)
Simulation Storytime
Pumpkin Month has officially arrived! May this episode feed you well, drop you off at your proper destination, and help you get to know your neighbors! We invented a subscription for life where the benefit of paying for life is literally what you're experiencing real-time currently.
Talking Points:
Cirque de Top Golf
9ft Wide Spider
Scary Wall Words
Going Ghost: Food Shrine
Life Premium
Costumes That'll Make You Web
It's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-count. Hold on, wait... Is that... Is that Tay Zonday?
Talking Points:
Bad Contractions
Bad Magic Sundial
Gumball Santa
All of The Purposes of Flour
Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com
Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon
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Have you ever wondered why Zane always repeats the middle stuff "for the GPSs"? Finally! The truth comes forward! He spills the beans! Will, on the other hand, spills the beans on what makes a chameleon a bad chameleon.
TALKING POINTS:
Sounding Smart on Dates
Eating in the Parking Lot
Cabbage Prank
Bad Chameleons
Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com
Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon
Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support
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