The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Greg Cote obliterated Michael Phelps after an ESPN Top 100 list named him the best athlete of this century, and Danny GQ's warm welcome to his wedding has sparked more more controversy surround Greg's birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote is having himself a DAY. Greg shares the details of his car accident in Ireland while somehow placing blame on his wife, teaches us about the potato famine of the 1840s, searches for his satchel, and gives the crew some advice on disposing of cooked oil. He also discusses pineapple pizza from Spain and claims his son's wife is too critical of his cooking. Plus, Jessica explains why Willow was able to take advantage of Lucy as a dog-sitter. Also, it's time to turn off the lights in the studio to help Greg remember the glory days of when this show was just an audio medium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony are now writing the history of their careers via podcasts while LeBron James is still leading Team USA. How in the world is that possible? Also, remember José Ortiz? Then, despite our technical issues, we get to a Stat of the Day about Stugotz's availability on the show and learn about Greg Cote's new shoes, why he tried to pass off a meal as homemade, and how he got locked in a castle in Ireland. Plus, Ron Magill is here to share some knowledge about sea lions playing, lions being afraid, Irish wolf hounds, and why a Florida Man recently became "living proof for natural selection." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan, Greg, and the Shipping Container continue their intense conversation on Tua Tagovailoa and his contract with the Miami Dolphins. Is everyone right and also wrong? Then, Tony delivers his Top 5 Viral Sports Videos That May Or May Not Be Real. Plus, Stugotz continues to lie to the WFAN crew, and Rays pitcher Pete Fairbanks blesses the show with more hilarious postgame sound.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Jess, and Tony. Greg Cote is turning 70 and has a major dilemma ahead of him, but first, Stugotz is openly flirting with WFAN on the air during his contract year, and the crew can't determine what's real and what's a bit. Then, we get to Greg's Birthday Party issue: Who from the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz universe should make his guest list? Rumors are swirling as it seems like some members of today's Shipping Container may NOT be included. Will Greg expand the group? Is Earleen Cote taking advantage of paying for the party by adding her friends instead of Greg's? Will there be an open bar? Plus, we FINALLY take a deep dive into the contract dispute between the Miami Dolphins and Tua Tagovailoa as QBs around the league keep getting paid with new giant contracts. SPORTS RADIO! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris and Jeremy agree: the show you're about to listen to makes up Greg Cote's best day on the show this year. They explain their reasoning ahead of Day 4 of the 10 Days of Gregmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg is deflated after losing the Pop Off and announces his retirement from the Meadowlark kitchen following his second loss in a food competition. Also, Tony has realized he has a new demographic that he is "an icon" in and has his Top 5 Names Older Cuban Ladies Call Him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan, Greg and the Shipping Container preview today's Pop Off. Greg explains his recipe, and Mike and Tony begin to set the lines for who will win. Before we get to the contest, Chris has a major update on the legendary toe from his Oktoberfest experience. Then, the Pop Off commences as Dan heads up to 46 floors above the Earth to make his famous popcorn, while Greg is in prime form and infuriates his son by not following instructions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg shares his thoughts about how the Dolphins have salvaged their free agency despite all the players they lost early on. Plus, Dan and the crew discuss Netflix pivoting from quarterbacks to receivers for their docuseries. The conversation about media continues with JJ Reddick's new podcast with LeBron James. Then, Charlotte Wilder joins the show to discuss the new documentary about the Patriots dynasty and her Oddball partner, Amin's, terrible jump shot. Greg does not have a Back In My Day today and Dan accuses him of never preparing for anything. Then, Chris explains how the March Sadness tournament will work this year and introduces the contestants representing tonight's play-in teams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Big Suey kicks off with Stugotz's weekend observations. Then, Ron Magill joins the show and the crew reacts to the news that Aaron Taylor-Johnson has been offered the role of James Bond. Who is the best James Bond ever? Ron answers the show's questions about the size of blue whale tongues, sawfish in the Florida Keys and more. Plus, Tony wants to know if you can choke an owl and Greg's wheezing sounds like the cartoon dog Mutley's laugh. The Panthers and Lightning have one of the best rivalries in the NHL, and Greg and Mike Ryan address the state of UM men's and women's basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's Crew: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Mike, Tony, Roy. Tony is dressed as Jerry Seinfeld but he looks nothing like him. Dan and Greg preview their upcoming "Pop Off". Tony wants to create a sports media combine after Amin's jump shot and the show wonders how many of them would pass the Presidential fitness test today. Plus, Anthony Edwards' dunk brings back up the debate of dunk vs. throw-in, Greg thinks he can shoot a basketball better than Amin and Dan is still mad at Zach Edey. Then, Pablo Torre joins the show to discuss the NIT, which Greg Cote says is for losers, and Rick Pitino turning down the tournament. Pablo has an idea to save the NIT and Greg has a haiku challenge for this March Madness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Merry Christmas and [Smokey Robinson voice] Happy Chanukah! Day 3 of the 10 Days of Gregmas is really poppin' off. That pun will make sense as soon as you listen to Jeremy and Chris preview today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg says Chris's wholesome phrase "Fist Me" has another meaning, and the crew is SHOCKED to find out what he means. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A legitimate argument breaks out across the show's cast over Kyle Shanahan's decision to take the ball first and kick a field goal in OT. How will we recover from the screaming match? Well, Lucy decides it's time to clear out the vibes so Dan asks her to lead us through a meditation. Plus, Matt Barnes joins us to discuss Shannon Sharpe vs. Mike Epps, Shaq, opening up to women, and a moment at his son's high school basketball game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lucy and Jeremy have extra details on the interaction between Drunk Jess and Drunk Greg at the airport which leads to a conversation on boarding airplanes. Then, Andy Reid enters the GOAT Pen, and Dan has BONUS FOOTBALL THOUGHTS! Plus, Pablo Torre is here to discuss Nick Wright's success, Greg adding a new first line to his obituary, fact checking compliments, Joel Embiid, and Victor Wembanyama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jon Stewart returned to The Daily Show last night, and it reminded Lucy of her childhood. She and Dan lead a conversation on the impact Stewart can have on all of us during an election year. Then, Greg relives his experience completely dismissing his wife in Vegas and explains to us how laughter is actually the worst medicine. Plus, Ron Magill joins the show with Greg and Stu to discuss The Pride of a Lion, THC for animals, the best singing animals, and chain-smoking goats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TODAY'S CAST: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Lucy, and Jeremy. Greg Cote is officially a superstar, but he's also a major diva as he arrives late to today's show. We spend the majority of the Local Hour recapping Greg's experience while Billy is in the EP chair. Both Stugotz AND Greg have a "Top 5 Greg Moments from Las Vegas," Dan tells Jeremy he needs to slow down with his Hee Haw Three excitement, and Lucy explains to us why Dan Marino thinks she's stalking him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris and Jeremy are back to preview today's show after the world was officially introduced to Greg Cote & The Hee Haw Three. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A react to an underwhelming first ever CFP 12-team playoff weekend. Stugotz has a surprise name to win NFL MVP. Billy and Mikey play a failed game of "video roulette". Jess joins the show to talk about Notre Dame's big win against college football darling Curt Cignetti. Plus, the BBBBBB looks to bounce back and "if the season ended today". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Should we be worried about that Doomsday clock thing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices