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Mother's Day, cards, Newlywed Game, Cobra Kai, The Home Depot

Jason gets to keep his man card. Catch Gary on New Amsterdam and The Food that Built America

Jason is the nicest guy in the world. Gary and his lady are buying a house. Jason is a landlord. How to get rid of chipmunks and other rodents.

Video Games, Baseball, and Haunted Houses. Oh My! Worst Sports Fan Key & Peele Blackout NYC

The Boys, Awkward moments, tit ranking, determining chick bang-ability, rona, politics, "personal" grooming habits, I'm not a robot

Jason's childhood in Germany. Woodworking videos. What makes jason feel like a manly adult. Gary's hollywood lifestyle. Horrible improv. entire video or just watch the best three minutes

Gary and Jason share parenting advice as it pertains the children and swearing. Gary does something charitable. Jason plays tennis. Voicemail from Airforce Mike. Let us know which guest you would like to hear on the podcast: Under the Beltway Ladies, Airforce Mike, CB, The guy at the convenience store, or Dropin' Science. Ad nauseum pontification about body-swap lesbian lifestyles.

Doing "it" (or not) with kids in the home. Two reasons Jason loves about his wife. Kitchen remodel. Baby-Girl, Jason, and Mr. Moo painting. You're on Jason's list(s). Losing running mates. It's official: Gary knows everything. Procrastination. Middle class black neighborhood. Gary and Jason get assignments to be charitable and play tennis respectively.

A few quickies. Kitten of the month club. Have you seen diving mules? Let us know. Gary nails another obscure 80s reference: Xur and Kodan armada. Gary has been house hunting, and Jason has returned from vacation at Edisto Beach, SC. New Trivia: Who was Hillary Clinton's running mate? How far back can you go with losing ticket running mates.

Though a porn-centric episode, not a porn podcast. Despite Jason getting geeky about one-way hashes and rainbow tables, not a tech podcast. If you have ideas for fake reaction videos, or topics you would like Gary and Jason to rant about; tweet us. Flip off FTW. Scam that Jason's mom fell for | Gary's 2g1c reaction video

This episode, a bit more directionless than usual, we still know you'll enjoy Gary talking about his visits to Adventure Park and Jason's lesser exciting visits to the Ponyhof. The boys demonstrate their collective ignorance of geography. Is Jason mean or a nice guy? You decide. Jason brags about his editing prowess. Gary and Jason lament their waning road rage. Though slightly different from daily news, Gary once feared his life would be ended at the hand of the police. Looking for something to watch? Check out Gary's recommendations: JoJo Rabbit, Nathan for You, Whiplash, Silicon Valley, Battlestar Galactica, and Rick and Morty. Though Jason's recommendations were not given the respect they deserve, he stands by: Let's be Cops, The IT Crowd, and (youtube) marble races. It's all tied up with a little ditty courtesy of Gary.

The first 30 minutes of this episode are forever lost in the annals of our imaginations. As can be expected, Jason and Gary talk about timely pop-culture references such as E.T., Transformers, Borat, Leave it to Beaver, Pleasantville, Doogie Howser M.D., Mario Brothers, and the Sopranos. Find out why it's miserable to watch movies with Jason. Gary teaches Jason the difference between Goomba and goomah. Jason talks briefly about his new addiction to puzzles. Jason and Gary lay out some of the details of the soul-crushing "Guy in a Room." If you do steal it, please involve the boys in the production. It's all rounded out with too many uses of the word trope.