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Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren't you really just hangry?). At Samuel's urging, the Israelites get rid of their false idols - but did they tho? We're no prophets, but it just doesn't very likely. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana Jones had it right when he told Marion not to look at the Ark! That thing will either give you plagues, knock over your shit, or melt your face off. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as "mistress who amazes the world" which is what I want to be for Halloween this year. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't want it." Pretty sure the Philistines are about to throw the Ark back at the Israelites. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philistines. The wife of one of the rapey guys gives birth and names her son Loser before she dies too. And Samuel isn't even in this chapter! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do appearances so much anymore. Something shocking is going to happen but we're left in a year's-long cliffhanger. Eli is pretty chill about his fate and we are on pins and needles waiting to learn how this all pans out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as the bullied wife prays super hard, gets bullied AGAIN by a priest, gets preggers, and then drops her boy off with the bully priest. Makes total sense. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife does engage a Texas accent for no particular reason. God changes the details of previously made promises, but only after a lifetime of rape and fuckery has already occurred. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Ruth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = dicks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even remember his name so... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got all dolled up for good prostituting and she won! After trying her out for himself, Boaz is gonna pass her around and see if there are any takers! The barley party was a smash and fun was had by all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Ruth Chapter 2

Ruth Chapter 2

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Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of the fact that she's a Moabite! Bootstraps are fully engaged and Ruth is working it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges Chapters 16 - 21 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Judges. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some political spin involving the Tribe of Dan. Husband toots his own horn and Wife finds a way to sleep better at night. No pop quiz this time but lots of commentary regarding Christian apologists. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few remaining men have no wives, so they legit encourage the dudes to kidnap virgin girls from the annual dance off, and they tell the girls' fathers to be sympathetic to the kidnappers who (DUH) obviously NEED wives. And that is the story of our marriage. Ugh. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 20: The War against the Benjamites. An entire town decides to stand behind their rapey rapers, and as a result, that town gets demolished. We aren't really sure how to feel about this turn of events, because on the one hand RAPE, but on the other hand ANNIHILATION. We ultimately conclude that the Bible sucks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 19: The Levite and His Concubine. *Trigger Warning* This section involves a horrific scene of gang rape. Apologies for our lack of words. We had a difficult time finding humor in this one. Peace and love to all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message
Comments (8)

Patver Manvill MV

i feel sad in how you understood the word of God. Too shalow😢. Praying for your soul.

Feb 14th
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Andi-Roo Libecap

what a fun episode! I don't typically enjoy bonuses but this one was quite good.

Jun 8th
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Andi-Roo Libecap

These fools done read two books of the bible now. 👀

Apr 17th
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Andi-Roo Libecap

I've never heard that guy's voice go so high LOLOL he was so mad!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Apr 1st
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Jesse Libecap

Awesome way for those of us who aren't #religious to read the #bible! Hilarious commentary and a lot of fun.

Aug 17th
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Andi-Roo Libecap

bahaha! holy shit this is right up my alley and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell. definitely not for the faint of heart but I got a good laugh! @Sacrilegious_D I'm hooked!

Aug 5th
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Andi-Roo Libecap

oh my lordt, this should be great. or awful. I'ma find out. @Sacrilegious_D

Aug 5th
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