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Author: Jeremy, Zack, Mike

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Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
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It's the best kind of episode--one that is a total and irredeemable mess! Guess WhatLocal woman with extremely honest hips has jam stolen!This fireball isn't alcoholic enough!Pizza Hut makes world's largest pizza on the f***in' floorRenner update!Driving pet peeves!Even WeirderSpider-lamp does everything a spider can (like horrify your children)A bacon shake! ...From Domino's. Mattress company offers $1,000 to eat cheese before bedThe Earth's inner core stopped spinning & no one knows if that's an issue...Leather UFO spotted in MexicoHaunted South African police departmentBigfoot spotted on Google EarthAnother Bigfoot spotted doin' a heckin' walkBeyond The PaleThe Shapeshifting Stalker! Was this poor woman haunted for her ENTIRE LIFE by some kind of psychic werewolf? Story from Monsters Among us.WhatchaThe accent game! Jer should never stay up past 2am! Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatc
The boys are back in town, and they've brought Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This back! For a FULL episode this time! Here's a BIG LIST of what we talked about. WHY EVEN LISTEN??Guess WhatThe secret to what makes Mike and Zack baldSierra Mist is dead. Long live Sierra Mist!Lose weight faster by walking like an a**hole!Can ripping record!The list of turn offs (or turn ONS?)Even WeirderIf you thought you were the world's worst kisser, you're not!Local pigeon breaks bad!UFO spotted erupting from a volcano! Discovering aliens by annoying them with a laser pointerFinding love with...23 and Me.Beyond The PaleThe Torrance werewolf!WhatchaDo you know what a ghost kitchen is? Well you're about to find out and also be wrong about a whole lot of them! THIS GAME IS HARD AS SH*T!Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
Oooo Mama Mia we cooka da new episode! Oh, paisan! Passah da parmesano! Why am I doing this? Anyway, here's what we talk about:Guess WhatDamar Hamlin is awake!...So is Jeremy Renner!Vince McMahon is backDave Bautista is sick of playing Drax the DestroyerAw Shucks, James Cameron made another 2 billion bucks...A toy remote tells toddlers inappropriate jokes. What a SCUM!Even WeirderThey found the tomb of Osiris in the Nile & that's probably fine!A train that runs on ramen noodles! Just like EVERY college student!A hippo swallows a toddler whole (hilarious)A robot lawyer gears up for their first case!A self driving stroller! Hopefully not made by Tesla!Rob Lowe says he's had a Bigfoot encounter...Russia says it shot down a UFOBeyond The PaleRock Apes! They're Vietnam flavored Bigfoot! Here's Mike's sources:Military MachinePhantoms & MonstersWhatchaJer and Mike go HEAD TO HEAD to debate the dumbest topics you've ever heard! Jer gets a little TOO into character.Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
The boys are back with a full episode FINALLY.  Here's some of the stuff they get into:Guess WhatThief quotes Office Space as inspirationJeremy Renner runs himself over with a snow plowBenedict Cumberbatch owes people for having sh*tty ancestorsA terrible list of supposedly "great" moviesA terrible list of supposedly "great" TVA terrible list of phrases that need to be banishedEven WeirderKarens for HirePredictions for 2023 from 1923Air from 2022 for sale by idiotsKid spots giant, and gets ASSASSINATED BY CIA?Here's that kid's video btw...Russian butt slapping video for purely educational purposesChat GPT will replace us allBeyond The PaleThe Church Lady Monster WhatchaJer drops a DRAMA BOOOOOMB about his weirdo neighbor. It gets WILD.Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it!The news we talk about:Walls that fight back against pee!Monks find enlightenment...with meth!Florida Man attacks wife with Christmas tree...Escape an earthquake by hiding in a bed-coffin!Milf-Manor!Capitalism meets baby-making!Japan's demonic rock kills wildlife! Everything is FINE!Our favorite charities!Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now.It's Christmas Day! Why not buy the biggest goose in the market for one of these charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Griff, Bobby, and Rick from Effin Cultured! Rick rants about pushy bell ringers, and Griff takes a deep dive into the confusing lyrics of 12 Days of Christmas. And Bobby...provides Netflix tech support.You can't tell but the "E" for "Explicit" next to this episode is BOLD and Italicized. God will forgive you for laughing at our jokes if you donate to charity:Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Mike and Zack are joined by Leo from Voluntary Input, who, despite being the nicest guy ever, also turns out to be the BIGGEST SCROOGE?? He hates Christmas cards! He hates the Trans-Siberian Orchestra! Wowza. Send all hate mail to our email address: benedictxvi@vatican.vaWanna donate to a charity this year? SURE YA DO!Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Jer and Mike are joined by Garret from the Evertrending Story podcast! Garret tells his rants in a delightful Seussian rhyme scheme, and introduces us to the worst Christmas song of all time. Then, Mike tells a new Christmas classic about the first elf to ever become a paranormal investigator. The story makes Jeremy cry! With joy!You know what would be a GREAT story? "I donated to a charity this year!"Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Jer, Mike, and Zack are joined by Jay and Kay from F**k My Work Life! Kay rants about the little things that make us rip our hair out when streaming TV, and Jay rants about how he hates old people and children! ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER--Why not F**k your wallet while you're f**king your work life? Give some money away!Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH.Got some extra quid laying around? Why not donate to our favorite charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Jer, Zack, and Mike are joined by Nicole and Tessa from Doom Generation! The Doom ladies rant about the weird gatekeeping around what IS and ISN'T a Christmas movie. I say Wolf of Wallstreet is a Christmas movie. Not in the podcast, I say that right here and right here only. Who's gonna stop me? YOU?!Donate some money ya filthy animals!Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Jer and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and Nate from Against all Oddities again! This time, Chris rants about how Hollywood can't be trusted with big fantasy franchises. Then Nate hates on Panda Express. Hating both pandas and Hollywood is a Christmas tradition!Hey SCROOGE, why not donate some of your incredible fortune to some charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Jeremy and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and eventually Nate from Against All Oddities! In an absolutely galaxy brained rant, Tim rants about the pointlessness of consensus reality...and also about how it sucks that we have to poop after we eat!Do you like charities? Well it's Christmas soon, so why not donate to a couple?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell.It's Christmas, so why not donate to a charity?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Zack, Jeremy, and Mike are joined by Matt and Eric from the You Didn't Ask For This podcast to rant about the horrors of a white elephant gift exchange! Don't know what that is? Well STEP ON IN AND GET LEARNDED. Then join us in the hate! Christmas is all about hate! #ScroogeWasRightSince it's the holiday season, why not donate to a couple of our favorite charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!
Kory from The World is My Burrito podcast joins Mike and Zack to rant about how physical media has no place in the world anymore. Stupid YOUNG PEOPLE with their YEEZYS and their Apple I-TELEPHONES!Hey, it's Christmas, so why not donate to some of our favorite charities?Beacon for change!Children's Auction!
I did an oopsie-poopsie and effed up the audio on my first edit of this, but this version is fixed now. You may have noticed if you listened already that Mike's voice track went out of sync with everyone else's in the first segment. Not anymore BUCKO. Anyway, here are the notes:GUESS WHAT?!Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building ContestFiggy Pudding SpamCoors Light Nail PolishChris Hemsworth Taking A BreakShaq Thinks There's More Than One MoonThanksgiving : One Must GoEven Weirder...Cake In A Can Vending MachineAncient Fish Bones Move Cooking Timeline WAY BackWeird Sound In BrooklynMan Smokes The Competition In ChinaUAP in FloridaSus or Big Fuss: Man's Home invaded over Area 51 CoverageBeacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
Thanksmas - Halfisode

Thanksmas - Halfisode

2022-11-2801:05:32

Guess What!?Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building ContestFiggy Pudding SpamCoors Light Nail PolishChris Hemsworth Taking A BreakShaq Thinks There's More Than One MoonThanksgiving : One Must GoEven Weirder...Cake In A Can Vending MachineAncient Fish Bones Move Cooking Timeline WAY BackWeird Sound In BrooklynMan Smokes The Competition In ChinaUAP in FloridaSus or Big Fuss: Man's Home invaded over Area 51 CoverageBeacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
Guess WhatHellraiser Cube Sold as Sensory Toy For Kids At WalmartEmotional Support Bear...ManSlap Competition Coming To PrimetimeToy Hall Of Fame InducteesBest Thanksgiving MoviesEven WeirderOldest Sentence in the World on a CombFirst Artificial Blood Gone to Testing (MORBIUS RULES)McDonalds Gaming ChairWoman Honors Boyfriend in a Unique WayStormy Daniels Sexy HauntingTexas Ghost Hooker HouseBeyond The PaleHaunted DollsWhatchaA game of think fast...and failures.Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!
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