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Nowhere, On Air

Author: Jess Syratt

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Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? If you like mysteries, conspiracies, the absurd, and Canadians, Braedon, Alberta might be the place for you! New episode every 10th and 21st. Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.
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Episode One: Pilot

Episode One: Pilot

2020-08-1023:11

Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower. Thanks for tuning in. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi? Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast." For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.) Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community!Thanks for tuning in.The voice of Mayor Simon  is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily SyrattNowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere, On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIxR_86Ck0sCL26eVuumvQSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you? The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons. Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi? Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast." For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/SoundEffectsFactorySupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in. Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem." Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/A special thanks to SoundEffectsFactory, ProFX, Audio Library, and All Sounds on Youtube for this episodes sound effects. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.) A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Happy October, Braedon! Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Voicemail #1

Voicemail #1

2020-10-2004:51

Jess calls into the station after hours. A note from the creator: This little bonus is to say thank you for 1,000 downloads! Thanks for giving the show your ears! Your ears mean the world to us. Seriously! We wouldn't have a show if not for them... But please, stop sending us your ears in envelopes.  We didn't ask for that. You need those. The voice of the sponsor is Evan Row. The voice of Persons in Suits is Aaron Potvin. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon-- Hey, did you hear that noise? The voice of today's sponsor is ??????Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/This episodes sounds come from SoundEffectFactory on YouTube. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
It's Jess' two-year anniversary of being here at the station.  Plus, a traffic report. Finally, to correct a broadcast from a few nights ago you probably don't remember, the colourful lights we've been seeing in the sky are actually not the Northern Lights as we initially assumed. No need to worry, though! Town Council would like you to understand that these lights have nothing to do with the strange, low, synchronous sounds that started at the same time. And both these occurrences have absolutely nothing to do with the building across the river. If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP. The voice of today's sponsor is Holden (https://twitter.com/HoldenVoice). Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/This episode's sounds come from: https://www.freesoundslibrary.comSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
It's a local holiday! Town Council doesn't want you to worry about the lights. Or the sounds. In fact, just consider not worrying about anything, ever. A stranger has come to Braedon, and he's here to stay- welcome, Dr. Olseon, to our weird little slice of civilization. We are happy you're here. Plus, a phone call. If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP.The voice of Charlotte Mulroy is Maia Syratt. The voice of today's sponsor is Conner (https://www.facebook.com/conner.ledge.9)Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Someone sent a recording into the station, and it’s pretty good— not sure what it is, but it’s good! Our first story comes from a traveler through. If you have had an experience similar to Anika Sanderson, please contact us at the station. The mountains have moved in a little closer today, but weatherman Todd says he isn’t worried. Plus, a mystery caller-- and some breaking news we hope is not related.If you have any information about the whereabouts of either Elliot Housley or Tanner Walling, or any information about the Crowsnest River body, please contact the RCMP. The voice of the poet is Jessica Nguyen. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Elliot is Jonas Swain. The voice of today's sponsor is Aaron Potvin.Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
 An unsettling text. Weather and traffic say the same thing: snow. If the water in your taps is turning black, Town Council says don’t panic! Do with that what you will. And finally, we have a treat for you today, listeners! Dr. Olsen is with us over the phones to chat and answer questions. The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Emily Reicher is Emily Syratt. The voice of David Reicher is James Syratt. The voice of Sarah Lohmiller is Myla Demers. The voice of Andy Wilson is Autumn Adrian. The voice of Shauna Housely is Ashley Margaret Schinkel. The voice of today's sponsor is K.W Nelson (K.W.Nelson.VO@gmail.com, discord: yuyuhakusho6969#7685)Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
We are very excited to announce a certain intern's return to the station! A special thanks to the Faceless for their financial support. A look at the community bulletin, an anonymous sponsor, and not one but two emails were sent in to us this morning. Plus, a spectral, historical armed robber spotted downtown and a phone call. The voice of  Mountie John is Evan Row. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Breaking News: Tanner Walling is home. Welcome home Tanner! We cannot express how happy we are,  and we can't wait to talk to you about where you've been and what happened.  Remember that security system Town Council was developing? It is now officially public, expect to hear from them soon! Weatherman Todd has a dreamy forecast for us today.  An update on Johannah Hilburn, and a new... opportunity for the local RCMP. The voice of  Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
The Housley's have asked us to read a message on their family's behalf. Tanner Walling is looking for a job. An update on "The Science Fair Incident." Weather forecast looks great! Plus, a fun way to kill some air time.  Also... has anyone seen Mayor Simon recently? If you have any information on the whereabouts of any of the current missing persons in Braedon, please contact the RCMP. The voice of  today's sponsor is Cait Syratt. The voice of Officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond.  The voice of Lizzie Shaw is Ahona Sanyal. The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn.Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Lyrics: Isaac Gokarn, Evan RowGuitar: Evan RowBanjolele: Jess SyrattVocals: Isaac Gokarn (lead), Evan Row, Kennedy Stroeve, Dean Di Palma, Zachary Kawa, Dylan Gokarn, and Jess Syratt Copyright ©2021 Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Sorry the show's a little late today, but everything is fine. Promise. Traffic! Welcome back to Mountie John, Sergeant Carlinn and Officer O'Dwyer. A riverside vigil is being held by some of the local high school students tonight. CW: Brief mentions of blood, injury; mention of traffic accident. The voice of Clark Olsen  is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. Today's song was written and recorded by Jess Syratt. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Jess is back after a much needed break. We have a new team member here at the station! A... community observation. Urgent broadcast: there is a meteorological event occurring that is not safe for human viewing. Please abide by our safety instructions until we say otherwise. The voice of today's sponsor is Matthew Rine (https://www.instagram.com/matthew.rine/) Sound Effects created by SoundEffectsFactory, Audio Library, nBeats. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Welcome back! We're glad you found us on our new (*cough* secret *cough*)  frequency!  We've got some local news for you today folks. Our main story:  one of the fields is suddenly and completely filled with lavender! But we aren't worried about it.  Today's sponsor: "Untitled  track #3 (live)" Written and performed by Jess Syratt. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
Folks, this is an emergency: James is missing.  Plus, a quick look at this week's weather, Tanner finds something weird on his search, and an update from the HA for spring home-and-garden guidelines. The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond. Vocals by Jess Syratt.  Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAirFor a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nowhereonair)
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Tristen Pitzer

i love that eerie rural vibe.

Jun 25th
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