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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.

Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?

Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?


 Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.

 As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"

 So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!

 All served to you dripping in SARCASM.

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Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon.  We like to have fun over there. Maybe a little too much. Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty. Topics that will make you want to Get Out for good include: Hello, 1,2, Hello Hello, Ben's a podcaster. Ben's scorching ringpiece politely asks him to call it a day. Did 31 days of Horror Flog kick off this year?Why Fiona's grammar is the spookiest thing you'll see this Halloween.How did you enjoy our Side Series on Serial Killers? Ben requires more Patrons to top up his diarrhoea-inducing tinned tuna fund. No one signed up for our charity Patreon in October...Ben doesn't deserve this. Ben's more progressive than you. The film 'NOPE' gets a big Nope from us. Calling all white dads, do you get nervous around black boyfriends? Fiona needs to remember how to Pick Those Nits! Is Jordan Peele in on the silliness? Hey Jordan, Come Pick These Nits with us! Ben asks the fat old bloke to 'get out.'Is it cool to be a progressive racist? Ben would like to cancel his cis white privileged heterosexual membership. Have you ever lezzed out with Grandma? Ben implores horror characters to put a light on. Is it true what they say about Black people who go up and down stairs? Have you ever noticed Ghostface on your weekly shop? Fiona loves her new social media role. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost! And the best part? You can sign up any time during October, binge all our content and leave before you have to pay anything!  It's a win-win!  You'd be a complete piece of dog poo if you did that, considering it's for charity, but still, the option is there!  Head over to our Patreon to hear the full episode and more reasons why we weren't the biggest fans of Chunk and Co... Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFYSupport the show
Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.PICK SOME NITS! GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fuss is about! I might try this on Fiona...'I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?'https://bookriot.com/harry-potter-puns-and-pickup-lines/...There's loads. See ya over on Patreon...A flavour of some of our nitpicks: Why did Dumbledore leave Harry Potter to a life of servitude? How many splattered students is Filtch having to mop up? How stiff are our Harry's Cgi broomstick legs? Is Ron the real nightmare? Should there be more morbidly obese Hogwarts students?Is Professor Mcgonall's awarding of house points all over the place? How much is the golden snippet worth? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites?   Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T  the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode. I hate to do this, and it's hard to keep a straight face whilst typing...but for as little as £3 per month, you can find the full episode over on our Patreon! Please give us your hard-earned money & PICK MORE NITS WITH USGET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice.Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Nitpicks!)PICK THOSE NITS! When will Fiona accept her under the blanket fate? Ben's lawyer suggests he make a half-baked apology to the indie scene. Ben promises not to release The Rum Diary and all its Patreon rants. Ben has a change of heart...Does Ben really expect everyone to believe his Patreon tier lies? Angela Bassett is feisty! Ben has to keep reminding Fiona that London Has Fallen.    Have Ben's expectations for the show Fallen? How rude is that unborn baby? Has Ben tried running Fiona over? Can Morgan Freeman levitate? Has anyone checked Gerard Butler's Nappie recently? Fiona doesn't appreciate good CGI infrastructure. Ben reminds Fiona that Xenophobic slurs are not the way to more listeners. Fiona doesn't know what Xenophobia means.Ben wishes Fiona would fuck off back to Ireland. How can a gruff, bearded obnoxious cu*t be so likeable? There's hope for Ben.WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog. Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat NumberPlease don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us.Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Episode topics that will make you want to drown yourself include: Do the fans actually like us? Sean, do you like us? What's your pre-podcast warm-up routine looking like? Fiona enjoys John Cena's shit.T2 to this...Thanks for the memories, Carolco Studios. Are FilmFloggers still in their Honeymoon period? Ben suggests you start with Renny Harlin's bottom. So the women in Bridgeton don't have pouches? Have you ever thought about scalping your parents? Does the law of physics apply to any of this? Should Ben get a face tattoo? Would this make him more approachable? Please take that button away from Renny! $116 Million for a high school drama studio? How much did all those flying mannequins cost? Fiona must not have got my carrier pigeon relieving her of co-hosting duties.Did Ben feel the sand of Maya Beach? Between his toes? Listen to our episode on The Beach to find out. (he didn't)Ben enjoys seeing monkeys in films.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: (2:23) -  Review Start (16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) - Who's this Goodpods Hater? (25:50) - Lost Jokes Segment (27:25) - Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Episode Topics rammed into the fridge with Gordan's foot include:We reminisce about the joys of having the covid. Would you cancel your FilmFloggers subscription? We suffer mic problems for the very first time. Who's got the better filmography, Danny Dyer or Ben Stiller? Is Fiona a Faculty arse wipe? Did Ben get on board with the film Triangle? We talk about the nail-biting fade black in the tv series Severance...not realising there was one more episode.What's your favourite killy film?  Who's sick of Fiona constantly interpreting Ben? Fancy coming on a team bonding weekend with us? Does Danny Dyer do what he says on the tin? Fiona calls someone an obnoxious arsehole. Have you ever felt the urge to pour petrol down someone's throat? GET IN TOUCH ...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKYOUTUBELINKTREESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Are you a Tight Arse?So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland. We missed the Oscars this year because of our diseased-riddled Irish vacation. Do we miss anything? Any funny gags from Chris Rock? And the random film we pulled out of The Sorting Hat this week was G.I Jane...   Timestamps(0:00)-  2 Minutes of Weird Covid Technical Mishaps(3:00) - Random Technical Mishaps End - Enjoy! (21:53) - 30 Second Countdown - Review Summary (23:10) - The Slap, Future And A Red Roundtable DiscussionNon-Covid and Oscar topics discussed during the episode include:DJ Covid takes to the decks for the first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of the episode. The irony of Ben saying, 'will this episode be listenable' isn't lost on him. While shaking, sweating, and coughing, Ben insists he doesn't have Covid. How much disdain does Ben's non-covid illness have for The Smiths? Random thought, would G.I Jane of been better with Jada Pinkett Smith? How's Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores's marriage getting on? Does this Podcast deserve a Razzie? Ben lambasts Fiona for not being able to do one-arm push-ups. And for not having fake boobs. Who knew Aragorn was into D. H. Lawerence? Does Ben yearn to be a lesbian? Would anyone be interested in hearing about Ben's entanglements around the round table? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBEHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat...Tiocfaidh ár lá, I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration for you Irish lot and with the Oscars fast approaching, Ben thought it best to bring down the jovial tone by reliving the troubles of 1969 depicted in Kenneth Brannagh's Belfast.  Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Northern and Republican topics discussed during the episode include: Fiona tries to claim Dame Judy Dench. Is Ben a man of God? Should Ben shoot himself in the face? Don't answer that. Ben wants to let the people of Ireland know (Northern and Republic) how awful their accents are. Is Ben turning into Austin Powers? Oh BehaveWas Ben wrongly overlooked for Christian Grey? An Irish family vs a Deaf family...who's your money on for this year's best picture award? Does Fiona's heart skip a beat whenever Ben walks into the room with the microphones? Ben gives Kenneth Brannugh some directing tips.  While Ben works on his breaststroke, Jamie Dornan will work on Fiona's breasts...Timestamps (0:00) - Audio issues... Happy Paddy's Day! (1:09) - Review Start (18:00) - Hilarious Segments (21:08) - Irish-themed shoutouts(25:40) - Terrible CTA'SGET IN TOUCH WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Bulgarian Chainsaw Massacre? Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Are you a Tight Arse?We continue on our quest to get cancelled, bro.Topics sliced and diced during the episode include: The Gen z folk rear their ugly, gentrified heads. Fiona only talks about the films she knows. Fiona is tearing Ben Wiseau's world apart. Fiona doesn't know half the films she talks about. Eunice is being a right noisy bitch in the background. Ben doesn't want to go off on this film, but it stinks. Ben realizes a 70-year-old + Leatherface moves quicker than him.Have you ever been fucked down the stairs? Leatherface channels his inner Robert Patrick from T2.Fiona makes a petrol price gag....Crickets.Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol? Gerry can...Ben respondsWhy's Leatherface not showing signs of dementia?"We just went hell for leather on it"...Fiona's on one today. A little help from his Nan helps Ben achieve the seemingly impossible.GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL:hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
A day in the life of FilmFloggers: Crap out another average episode, Argue, Get a Bad Nights Sleep, Repeat. At least Tom Cruise gets to have some respite by dying...Edge of Tomorrow, everyone.Enjoy. Topics discussed during the episode include: Did you know SkyFie is short for Science Fiction? Childish name-calling gets us off to a strong start. Ben talks about the film Swingers with Vince Vaughan and that Mandalorian & Lion King bloke turned footballer John Fashanu...Ben throws his support behind the IRA. Who’s the bald guy in Jungle Cruise again? Would you hit Fiona with your rhythm stick? Ben questions how much TV aliens watch. Just to let you know, Ben does all his own stunts. Who remembers Mimic from Guillermo Del Toro? Have you ever wanted to kill someone in the head with your SkyFie gun? Fiona gets upset at the lack of Brendan Gleeson's screen time. After questioning Fiona's lazy research, Ben is instructed to 'give over.'Ben recommends skipping the Louvre and heading over to the Ludge instead. The Irish children go out of their way to let uncle Ben down. The new segments aren't improving.  Do any Scientologists want to start following Ben & Fiona around? They could do with the exposure. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL:hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Who's bright idea was it to have Fiona watch a French body horror film about someone giving birth to a Ford Fiesta? (car make and model never confirmed. Spoiler) So Julie Doucorunau went from bitey veterinarians in Raw to a Serial killer Mechanophilia (people who like humping cars, bikes, tractors, basically anything but a Tesla, sorry Elon Musk) in Titane? Start your engines? Buckle up? Let's hit the road...Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed during the episode include:Would you jump in a car with Agathe Rousselle? Fiona questions the 9-minute standing ovation Titane received at Cairns...Australia? Kannes? Cannes? Where would you find a car's chastity belt? How did Ben's little dodger come into this? Are you a gear stick or handbrake kind of grrrl? Fiona can't stop talking about David Cronenburg. Was Patricia Arquette's oscar-winning performance in Boyhood a car crash? If you ever need to do a chin-up, come to Fiona. Kafka's Metamorphosis gets a post-review mention. Let's get that in for the old algorithm.Segments Segments Segments Pirate Hooker: Are We Smelly Pirate Hookers? Ben doesn't condone piracy...Flog Scores: the only film scoring system that matters. Ordinary People: Can we prove that we are just ordinary people by shouting out some lesser-known podcasts?  Timestamps(0:00) Intro (no waffling) (0:15) 15-minute review (16:35) Hilarious Segments (26:05) The Sounds of Ireland Outro GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL:hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
We've raised the bar yet again. Let me explain...We are the first podcast in the world to review the new Scream. This episode includes the first look at some new segments that will change the face of podcasting as we know it. One day they will make a film about us returning as legacy characters to pass the baton to the next generation of indie podcasters.(I will only return if the filmmakers agree to kill off Fiona. In the most gruesome and unsettling way possible)It's what the fans would want—toxic fandom for the win.Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Topics discussed during this world-exclusive episode include:We have our first ham-fisted attempt at some new segments. Are we smelly pirate hookers? Listen till the end to find out. Fiona still hasn't nailed David Arquette's name. How did Jack Quaid get his big break? Is Fiona craving Craven?How or why did an old bag ruin Fiona's Cinema experience? Did the Legacy characters adequately hand over the baton? Could Ben of done the film without Sidney? Give him the keys to Scream 6. Ben loses track of all the horror tropes. What's real? What's Meta? What's self-aware? What's a prequel? We forgot to mention Fiona's favourite horror, High Brow Horror. Is it just horror, baby? The nurse comes out as Fiona can't stomach empty hospital wards. Has Courtney Cox and her fillers made the comeback of all comebacks? GET IN TOUCH ...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Are you ready? We're back with a whimper but back to doing 15 minutes of Flog properly. With 5cream oh sorry, Scream (catchy) just around the corner, we decided to dust off the old cobwebs and, like most horror fans across the globe this week, delve back into Woodsboro head (penis) first. Stay till the end (or skip till the end) to hear a sneak peek of all the wacky new segments we have coming up on the show in 2022. You'll think we're bloody bonkers. Or just incredibly unfunny. Please love us. Are you a Tight Arse?Topics discussed during the episode that will make you scream include: We get off to a solid start with actors' names. Fiona has a little bit of trivia for everything. Neve Campbell reminds Ben about Kevin Bacon's bits.Who's Rory Culkin related to? Have we run FilmFloggers into the ground? Fiona has another piece of interesting trivia. Fiona tries to get a rise out of Ben by mentioning CGI Knives. See you at the Crossroads Crossroads - Remember Blazin' Squad? Would Mr Ninja Trevor as Ghostface have been a big turd to the audience's face? Timothy Olyphant reminds me to rewatch The Girl Next Door. Courtney Cox is filler shamed. Shame on you, Fiona. Does our flat have enough floor space to enable us to be considered for future Ghostfaces? GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
Happy Flogmas, one & all! Festive topics discussed during the episode include:(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)SPOILERS AHEAD. I always forget to say this. Do watch the film before listening to our (My) Dulcet tones.  My new microphone makes me sound disgusting, apparently. It also makes me sound boring, apparently. Or have I always been a borefest? I will say, for whatever reason, It does sound like I have the microphone shoved up my arse all episode. Why is Fiona showering me with compliments?  Ben drones on about proper mic technique whilst demonstrating lousy mic technique. Ben politely asks Fiona to put her Covid back in her mouth. Much like Ben's mental state, The lyrics to our 12 Days of Flogmas (same as the original) start to descend into chaos. We're still getting those IMDB letters wrong. 13 Reasons Why has four seasons...Did we get 52 reasons why? Quick maths. Ben questions the idea of 12-year-olds talking about Pussy... Has Fiona ever made it past 1st base? There are a fair few Christmas horror films out there, a fair few sh*t ones as well. Fiona has one job, to keep an eye on the clock...The 30-second countdown starts at 26 seconds now, apparently. How do you pronounce the letter R? How do we get on iTunes? Ben's whoring himself out? Any takers? GET IN TOUCH…WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFYDo you want The Sopranos redefined for you? I thought so...Sopranos Redefined Episodes Support the show
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Are you a Tight Arse? Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Fiona doesn't want her Christmas present. I promised myself I wouldn't let Fiona influence my swearing habits over the festive period.Fiona takes great pleasure in making me unwell. Ben realises he won't have much room in his travel case after packing the Rodecaster. A cleverly planted delivery driver helps Ben gain an extra 30 seconds on the clock.  As long as Ben doesn't have to look at, or worse still, see you, he's more than willing to wish you a Merry Christmas.  Is Fiona the chain I forged in life? Is anyone willing to let me borrow their bolt cutters? Is Ben the next Charles Dickens? He certainly thinks so.  Is caressing a raw Christmas turkey a family tradition? I wouldn't be against blowing the bloody doors off The Muppets Christmas Carol and putting Kermit & co in the bin. Bah Humbug, everyone. Jim Carrey, Patrick Stewart and Robert Zemeckis are some famous people. We are now available to buy on Apple Itunes. Fiona turns into a complete creep-fest.GET IN TOUCH…WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comCOME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Has anyone had the misfortune of seeing Fiona singing and dancing? We encounter more problems remembering our 12 days; this is probably why we stopped doing them entirely after episode 6. (Accidently) Did you know Richard Attenborough played some guy called Hammond in some 90s Dinosaur flick? Never heard of it. Is Ben the Clovehitch killer? Ben gets tied up in all sorts of knots with this film's plot.So we're just letting any old paedo call themselves Santa these days? Ben refuses to move on after being flogmased. A bold choice, Cotten. Is there any point in doing this episode? I remind Fiona that many, many people listen to this, so what you say has to make sense. Is giving children truth for Christmas a practical gift? Fiona recounts her experience of meeting a slightly pissed Father Christmas one year. Ben looks forward to telling all the children of Ireland that Father Christmas doesn't exi...Richard Attenborough's Santa Claus! Fiona presents her Santa case study. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. And, to be perfectly honest, let some of the other indie podcasts do some work for once. Great work, I might add...So there's only one thing left to say, Happy...12 days of Flogmas.And my mum always said she spoiled me at Christmas. ( She still does, apparently) Happy Flogmas, one & all! (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Festive topics discussed during the episode include:We are having one or two issues with our Flogmas experience. Fiona keeps the whole 'I hate doing the podcast' charade going. I question Fiona's mic technique. That word (Apocalypse) comes back to bite Fiona on the arse. Again. If everything stays the same, how does it always go wrong? I'm gobsmacked. Fiona even attempted to pronounce Les Miserables based on everyone's previous experiences.Did you know Dead Snow has snow in it? One of the very few perks of living in the big city was having The Prince Charles Cinema on our doorstep. Has Fiona seen Shaun of The Dead? I remind Fiona that I'm not her carer. Who knew a Zombie Christmas Musical Comedy could be so cheesy?I think John and his Christmas jumper could do better than Anna.Fiona makes a bowling pun. You could hear a pin drop. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTSGOODPODSSPOTIFY Support the show
27. Krampus (2015)

27. Krampus (2015)

2021-12-1533:54

As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glory of releasing 31 Horror films during the 31 days of October. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)Festive topics discussed during the episode include:Has Dan Machholz put me in a bad mood? Again? Fiona reminds me it's still November. We are perplexed by our own Christmas format. (It gets worse) Is A Nightmare On Elm Street a Christmas Film? Why is Fiona screaming? I understand about 10% of Fiona's Krampus synopsis.Fiona must have missed the opening of the film. Regardless of the month, I remind the team that we must remain festive and dress only in festive gear. A snack break almost derails another episode. Fiona gets pissed. Fiona really enjoyed the opening of the film...I understand about 7.5% of Fiona's second bite at the Krampus synopsis. How many gifts do you buy for people you don't like at Christmas? I bring up Troll 2; thanks for the memories, Every Movie Ever Podcast. The Grandmother, Omi, reminds me never to spend a Christmas with Fiona's family. Ben tells another one of his hideous Universal Studios Horror House stories. Would keeping the fire hot stop a Goat from entering your house? Fiona wants to throw me out the window. That's not very Christmassy. 15 minutes of Christmas Flog has quickly turned into 32 minutes of Flog. GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.comSUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribeVOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/voteTIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep? EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.comTALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...TWITTERINSTAGRAMFACEBOOKTIKTOKLINKTREEYOUTUBESPARE ANY CHANGE?https://www.filmfloggers.com/support-the-flogHelp Flog the Podcast by Rate and Reviewing! 1 Star content, 5-star effort! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?APPLE PODCASTS Support the show
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