Dweeb Squad

The very first episode of Dweeb Squad, an actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast set in the world of Chydark, an alternate fantasy version of Chicago set 50 years after the events of Y2K. Meet the characters as they escape execution and take their first steps in the city.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Roberto Espinoza: Tinoc, Level 3 Hunter Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

A pack of slobbering demons are hot on the trails of the dweebs! They continue their daring escape through the Undercity towards Drew’s Ferry in the hopes that the Golden Girls will help them get to Colin’s Mockery.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Roberto Espinoza: Tinoc, Level 3 Hunter Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!   Attribution: Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Glitter Blast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

After a post-escape shopping spree in Drew's Ferry, the dweebs are ready to meet with the Golden Girls! They get some undercity hospitality and secure a boat that will take them to Colin's Mockery. It may seem like smooth sailing... but what lurks beneath the surface of that nasty sewer juice? Ruh roh!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

The dweebs have reached Colin's Mockery and earned themselves a brief respite from the hustle and bustle. They knock back a couple brews before discussing potential job opportunities in this unstable job market. Bucky gets a visit from an old "friend". A new dweeb sprouts their adventurin' wings and lends the party a hand.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 3 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

With new friends in tow, the intrepid zeroes leave Colin's Mockery and begin exploring the tunnels beneath Chydark as they look for a way back to the surface. It's a good thing that it's all about the journey, and not the destination, because these ding dongs could get lost any frickin' minute! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 3 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

This one? This one's... special. Sure, the tunnel has collapsed behind the dweebs and trapped them in a corridor that's slowly filling with water, but who CARES?! Bucky took the IMDB feat, and Magozar realizes the only movie he's ever watched is Bringing Down The House. Let's see if the gang's love for Trivial Pursuit can keep them from being smothered by the wet death slowly oozing through the walls of the collapsing tunnels. LET'S DANCE!! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 3 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

A new best friend has wiggled and jiggled their way into hearts and homes around the world! Is it the Election Hag? No! It's Cubert, the Gelatinous Cube that's 1000 cubic feet of pure love. Do you feel that? That tingly feeling on your inside meats? Well, you should, because he melted away your outside! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 3 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Ring ring, buddy! You've got a toll-free call from 1-800-TOLL-THE-DEAD. Toe to tip, this one's all combat. In their desire for a foot race down four separate tunnels, the dweebs uncovered pits full of black puddings! Now they fight for their lives as gooey doom shlumps down upon them. COME WIT IT NOW! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 3 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Listen... I can't be any more clear about this. He does that. Okay? He does that and we move on with our lives. Also, the black puddings are still bearing down on these dinguses! They discover a fountain sprinkled with treasures, but hidden dangers lurk in every nook and cranny of these flooding tunnels... Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Our intrepid zeroes have whittled away at the black puddin's and left only one standing! Will they crush this ooey gooey boy betwixt their grubby little fingers, or will they fall one after another before its corrosive wiggle jiggle?? Magozar enjoys some reflection in his wet room. Bucky takes some turbo shots. Tiberius hits a nasty crit streak. Alonya serves barbarian realness in all her glory. Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord Buy some Merch here!

With no more ooey gooey boys standing between them and drowning, our intrepid zeroes decide to grab forty winks (and a soggy bottom) in the dungeonette that is still slowly filling with water. With the help of Cubert and the gnome who is known to all, they get ready to throw wide the doors of perception and take the trip of a lifetime.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Cry crit, and let slip the dice of war! The portal has opened...and the dweebs have fallen into the fight for the fate of Portsbridge. In this, the 11th installment of the annual Level Eater event, we chomp our way through the first of an amuse-bouche of five quests forged by game designer Will Hindmarch.   *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 10: "Phantom Pain". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Oofa doofa, this one's a dooza! After corralling a battalion of ghosts into eternal rest for an appeteaser, we set our sights on the second course in the 11th installment of the annual Level Eater event as we hunt down the warlock responsible for their demise... and witness the miracle of melon-headed construct birth?!    *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 3: "Links of Power". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Ah yes, we come to our third course of the annual Level Eater event. The Salad course, if you will. If salad were a podcast where the tomatoes were fireballs and the croutons were pieces of chainmail. After making the warlock we set out to kill into the newest hire for our fantasy start-up, it's time to crack a new quest! It's time to dig deep and bare down into a mysterious obelisk that hides untold arcane power... and cherry Fanta??? *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 11: "Hall of Blades". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Can you smell that? It's a bunch of oiled up arsonist ogres going full tilt like a Peterbilt towards the forests of Zosha! We're getting towards the end of our Level Eater XI series, and we're feeling pretty stuffed! We make some room for seconds as the gang makes a pit stop in Portsbridge, does a little rebranding, and then book it to the forest to keep the whole dang place from going up in smoke! HOT DAMN!  *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 12: "The Final Sprint". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

This is it. The finale of our Level Eater XI experience. We know it was supposed to be a one shot, but SO WHAT. We did a five shot. I refuse to describe this episode further. Instead, I will provide you with many of the alternate titles I could have also used: Send in the Goats Funeral Pizza Party For A Friend Crank’s Big Day Freeze Frame Star Wipe Into A (Not) Montage Oops We Did A Speedrun We Are All A Simple Boy Pickled Chicken Cheese Animal Farm 2: Farmageddon The Tutti to End All Fruttis Death to All Frolfers Hack That Sack Cluck Squad & The Noble Pigs Knife & Order: SVU Delete Your Character, Become a Swarm of Pigs Plane Shifting Away From the SEC Become An Insect Man and Burrow Away From Your Problems *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 7: "The Frigid Lair". Level Eater may be over for another year, but you can still support Lumpen Radio and Chicago artists here!  Attribution: O Fortuna by MIT Concert Choir (http://web.mit.edu/21m401/www/) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4000 Demigod of Innocence/Five Star Farm General Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4000 Raccoon Winston Churchill/Chairman of the Board Jordan Ramsier: Level 42069666 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4000 Stabber of Bailiffs/Knife of the City Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4000 Platinum Personal Trainer/Annihilator of Frolfers Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

IT'S TIME TO RIDE THE SNAIL TRAILS!!! This tunnel of astral chaos hands the keys of creation over to these intrepid zeroes as they scoot on down and what do they do? They create a marshmallow fluff ball and a cosmic hoop made of the sun and stars, and they play a frickin' game of hoops! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 4 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons Plugs: Kelly: Twitch // Patreon // Merch Kaine: Brainworms // Twitch Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some of our merch here!

The intrepid zeroes have rode the Snail Trails and experienced the power of BRAIN FLIGHT, HOOP CREATION, and also SLUG PERSON MURDER. Tiberius remembered that portals are, like, his whole thing, and now they know where the portal back to Chydark is! But first, they've spotted a group of poachers trying to pick off a gentle giant of a mollusk, and that won't frickin' stand. But first... what color are their track suits???   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

With the Gold Coast Gravediggers THWOMPED to oblivion like it's frickin' Super Mario up in here, it's time to make for the portal out of the Snail Trails. But, wait... what's that smell? THE PUZZLEMASTER HAS COME TO CLAIM THEIR DUE!!!!!!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

It's about time to get on up out of them Snail Trails! Back into Chydark these dweebs go. But first, a rave and some vigilante justice, served Philly style, baby!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!