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Author: Lily Heath-Massey and Bella Heath-Massey

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Hello it seems you've found The Goreporium; a one stop shop for all things sinister, cursed and horror movie adjacent. Come visit us, sisters Lily and Bella, each week as we watch, review and discuss horror movies, whilst also handling the unnerving nature of The Goreporium itself.
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The End

The End

2021-01-1101:14:46

Well, here we are, closing time at The Goreporium. But never fear, Becky, our beloved night manager, wants you to pop over after hours this week for some top secret bonus content, aka blackmail, collected from throughout the season. So drop by for mistakes, tangents, embarrassing stories, and general nonsense. We hope you've enjoyed the season as much as we enjoyed making it. See you soon. A big thank you to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager, editor, and host of this episode. Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
There's no turning back.  Well, here we are, at the end of the year and the end of our first season (though you should tune in next week for the true finale). And for this special, celebratory episode we thought we'd watch something fun. The fun in question being Rob Zombie's debut film, House of 1000 Corpses. So, tune in to hear our thoughts on clowns, friend chicken, and boring protagonists. And here's to a better year!A big thank you to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Better Watch Out (2016)

Better Watch Out (2016)

2020-12-2801:44:31

You might be Home, but you're not Alone. The final episode of the Holiday season has arrived! Stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the shocking seasonal thriller, and why Lily has so many opinions on this movie. Come for the horror opinions, stay for the ghosts and, well, because you have to. The door has disappeared again. Happy Holidays!Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins (1984)

2020-12-2101:35:58

Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. We are back in the holiday spirit. So, of course, we had to watch Gremlins. It was Bella's first time watching the holiday classic, so stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the (cute, and not so cute) creatures, violence against said creatures, and the disturbing Santa-related tales contained within this movie. Let's celebrate the holiday season together, horror movie style. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
The Strangers - (2008)

The Strangers - (2008)

2020-12-0701:40:19

Lock the door, pretend you're safe. Before we get back into the Christmas spirit, we figured we'd cover something that we've mentioned multiple times this season; The Strangers. It's one of Lily's favourites, and something Bella had yet to watch, so it's the perfect choice for a nihilistic break from festivities.  And due to the success of last week's renovations, we've kept all the updates (yes the Amazon reviews are here to stay), and even introduced yet another new segment (hello Goreporium ghosts). So, stop by for something truly dark, before the holidays consume us. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Black Christmas - 1974

Black Christmas - 1974

2020-11-3001:44:59

The sort of Christmas you don't dream of. Christmas has come early at The Goreporium as we take on this iconic holiday themed Slasher. Also this week we've had some renovations at the Goreporium in the form of a much shorter synopsis section, a kill alert, and a new secret (and hilarious) segment. So, tune in for trivia, gear up for gore, let's get into it. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Happy Death Day (2017)

Happy Death Day (2017)

2020-11-2301:46:54

Make Every Death Count. This week we recorded on Lily's birthday, so what better movie to do than the pinnacle of horror birthday movies, Happy Death Day. So join us at The Goreporium for this special occasion as we discuss and review the Groundhog Day-esque Slasher. Tune in for trivia, gear up for gore, let's get into it. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Phantasm (1979)

Phantasm (1979)

2020-11-1601:45:54

If this one doesn't scare you, you're already dead! This week we tackle the funeral parlour of the Tall Man and his deadly silver sphere. So, come on over to The Goreporium to hear our takes on tiny zombies, 70's children being allowed to use firearms, and the art of forgetting all about your deceased parents. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts, and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 
Halloween (2018)

Halloween (2018)

2020-11-0901:48:27

Face Your Fate. As we did Halloween (1978) last week, we couldn't help but compare it to its most recent descendant, the direct sequel that occurs 40 years on from the original. So join us as we hold onto the dimming candle of the Halloween season. So pop into the Goreporium and get your babysitter killer fix, complete with a sprinkling of teeth.  Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts, and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent bad language. 
Halloween (1978)

Halloween (1978)

2020-11-0201:51:18

The night he came home. Happy Halloween! We at the Goreporium hope everyone had the spookiest day they could, considering our worldwide circumstances. And of course we had to watch, discuss, and review Halloween (1978) dir. John Carpenter. Because how could we not? So, come on over to the Goreporium, get out of the rain, eat some candy, and let us regale you with the original tale of Michael Myers.Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts, and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent bad language. 
Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

2020-10-2601:46:51

Poison, drowning, claw, or knife. So many ways to take a life.  Because spooky season is upon us, this week we watched and reviewed the horror anthology Trick 'r Treat, which was written and directed by Michael Doughtery. So, pop into the Goreporium, get out of the rain, and let's get into the tales of poisoned candy, swamp children, and pumpkin-head monsters. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts, and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent bad language. 
Shop till you drop, dead. Hello and welcome to The Goreporium, a shop of dreams and nightmares. Well, mostly the latter. We are purveyors of all things cursed, sinister, dead and horror movie related. Join us each week as we journey through our endless collection of horror movies in order to find their place within the ecosystem of our unusual shop. This week we watched Chopping Mall (1986), dir. by Jim Wynorski, and reviewed the killer robot's highs and lows in this low budget 80's cult classic. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts, and should not be taken seriously. 
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2020-10-1901:23

Bonus 2 - Spree (2020)

Bonus 2 - Spree (2020)

2020-10-1201:47:21

Murder is trending. This week we watched the very recent found footage style thriller/horror Spree. It was directed and written by Eugene Kotlyarenko and co-written by Gene McHugh. We give you the rundown; a full synopsis, what's good about it, what's bad about it (warning: rants ahead), our favourite pieces of trivia, the best kills, and more. Also exciting news, in a wave of professionalism we both aquired microphones. Now you can hear our vocal fry in all its glory. Disclaimer: We do not claim to be experts or professional critics, we're simply two idiots who decided to channel our passion into podcasting. Please also be aware this is the opposite of a spoiler free podcast. 
The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead. This week we watched the horror/sci-fi movie Night of the Creeps (1986) directed and written by Fred Dekker. We give you the rundown; a full synopsis, what's good about it, what's bad about it, our favourite pieces of trivia, the best kills, and more. Disclaimer: We do not claim to be experts or professional critics, we're simply two idiots who decided to channel our passion into podcasting. Please also be aware this is the opposite of a spoiler free podcast. 
In-laws can be murder. This week we watched the horror-comedy movie Ready or Not (2019) directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, and was written by Guy Busick and Ryan Murphy. We give you the rundown; what's good about it, what's bad about it, our favourite pieces of trivia, the best kills, and more. Disclaimer: We do not claim to be experts or professional critics, we're simply two idiots who decided to channel our passion into podcasting. Please also be aware this is the opposite of a spoiler free podcast. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/goreporium)
S01E01 Re-Animator (1985)

S01E01 Re-Animator (1985)

2020-09-2101:00:21

Death is just the beginning. This week we watched the horror-comedy classic Re-Animator (1985) directed by Stuart Gordon and based on H.P. Lovecraft's 'Herbert West Re-Animator' serial novelette. We give you the rundown; what's good about it, what's bad about it, our favourite pieces of trivia, the best kills, and more. Disclaimer: We do not claim to be experts or professional critics, we're simply two idiots who decided to channel our passion into podcasting. Please also be aware this is the opposite of a spoiler free podcast. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/goreporium)
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