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Call Now! is a search through the disordered world of the infomercial. Motivated by nostalgia, we uncover the strange talent that dwells in that absurd world...and if you call in the next 16 minutes, we’ll also include free shipping!
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The boys have consumed enough lithium for a lifetime so they're heading back to the kitchen with two CNHOFers - Joe Fowler and Cathy Mitchell! Snag some domed lid cooking right along side Dan, Dave and Mark as they get a head start on going from frozen to fabulous in less than 29 minutes.
Full Infomercial: Turbo Cooker
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Dan, Dave and Mark put on their rubber shoes to avoid any shocks from the third rail as they get into all of the gory details that comprise the unflinching look into America’s dark heart that is - the Pulse Wave Myotron. Stay vigilant with the boys as they tempt cancellation at every turn and try to unscramble the central nervous system of this very special edition of Call Now Podcast.
Full Infomercial: Pulse Wave Myotron
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Welcome to a very special episode of Call Now Podcast! Dan, Dave and Mark are going way out of their depth and dealing with the uncomfortable topic of how self-defense was portrayed and sold to the terrified people of the 1990’s. Luckily for you, unlike the Pulse Wave Myotron - this won’t hurt a bit. You don’t need to worry about shocking yourself, or if this episode will work on people who are on drugs (spoiler…it will) or if it will work in West Virginia (the jury is still out). Buckle up for the most unique product the boys have covered so far and find out just how susceptible to violent crime you really are!
Full Infomercial: Pulse Wave Myotron
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Dan, Dave and Mark attempt to make their Escape as they Ride Like the Wind through the Summer Breeze to see if they Can't Fight this Feeling for One More Night, or if they're better off to Drive, Listen to the Music and Steal Away. Find out What a Fool Believes as they go On and On about a Babe (Rosanna) and a Diamond Girl (Maggie May) they met down in Kokomo as they recount, Minute by Minute, the Lowdown on the time Jessie, Sister Golden Hair and Tin Man went Sailing on their Horse with No Name down Ventura Highway. Just remember, even it's a Total Eclipse of the Heart and you think you're All Out of Love, there's always someone who wants to Kiss You All Over and start Making Love Out of Nothing at All.
Full Infomercial: The Best of Soft Rock
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Hey! Dan, Dave and Mark are three beeps to the wind and excited to sit down with the Prince of the Perfect Steak, the Hero of the Hammer X Putter - Mr. Beau Rials! The boys walk the grounds with a legend of the industry and hear all about the long, traffic-filled road from drive-time radio to the Medicus, from the AeroBed to air purifiers. They also find out everything Beau knows about working other heavy hitters in the field and dig into the one that got away brother man.
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Whether your slamming some Pinot Grigio or just trying to put on your favorite Miami-bathroom shirt, the boys are here for it! Dan, Dave and Mark their first foray into the slow-churning waters of Time Life's music collection and could not start in a sexier place than The Best of Soft Rock! There's something for everyone - Denim Vampires, Joel Hole survivors or coming to grips with the fact that we all know more about Bread than we sometimes want to admit.
Full Infomercial: The Best of Soft Rock
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Football season never sleeps and Call Now Podcast doesn’t either! Dan, Dave and Mark are putting their noses to the gridiron again and going deep with the Tampa Bay Storm! Find out who the host of America’s next great reality series “Extreme Makeover: Home Game Edition” will be and and join the boys in a battle of wits on their first ever appearance on “Who Wants to be an I-4 Warriare?”
Full Infomercial: Tampa Bay Storm Infomercial
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It's time for Dan, Dave and Mark to toughen up and expand their boundaries to the gridiron as they get into the Xs, the Os, the Jims and the Joes and see how the 2004 Tampa Bay Storm prepared their local community for the coming battle of the War on I-4. As a special bonus - see if you can figure out where our hosts land in another battle - Swordsmen vs Beaumen.
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Full Infomercial: Tampa Bay Storm Infomercial
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Let’s make one thing clear right from the start - if you’re uncomfortable with the fact that this blender is the catalyst for untold numbers of swingers parties/events/bouts across the world then this might not be the podcast for you. Dan, Dave and Mark have no choice but to address the upside-down pineapple in the multiple-mattress adorned room as they get to the bottom of key bowl and figure out why anyone needs a portable blender (other than swingers). You’ll also learn all about the joys of camping, how the boys really feel about Berman and what alternate realities could have brought this battery-powered mischief maker to Mick’s Mount Rushmore.
Full Infomercial: Magic Bullet to Go
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Happy 50th Episode everybody! Accomplishing what few other infomercial themed podcasts have done before - Dan, Dave and Mark boldly cross the threshold of the half-century mark by going mobile and celebrating with their old pals from the Magic Bullet crew. They may not be the same sandy-haired stallions they once were, but they are Nokia compatible and unafraid to jump into the politic(k)s of blending on the move. Mind your oily elbows, and be wary of low grade Bonds, and you might just find yourself enjoying a hamburger of garlic in Big Bear.
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Full Infomercial: Magic Bullet To Go Full Infomercial
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Dan, Dave and Mark have the privilege of speaking with the Human Calculator himself - Scott Flansburg! The boys take a trip down memory lane with Scott and fondly review his experience on Amazing Discoveries and the wild path he took to get there. Hear all about how Scott has made some of his most impactful revelations, his non-mathletic talents and what he’s been up to lately (hint: Alice Cooper is prevalently involved in all three of these areas). As a special bonus, Scott puts the boys to the test and we find out which host takes home the inaugural Call Now Counting Bee Championship!
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Have you ever tried to keep a New Year’s Resolution only to scrap it two weeks into the new year? Tired of feeling guilty for not living up to your commitments? Great! We knew you did! So check out this week’s very special episode where the boys sit down with The Trainer to the Trainer® Tom Purvis and look at all the incredible ways infomercials can make you a better person this year! How do you get there? Start here by learning about all of the foundational building blocks of any good resolution and be able to answer these questions: What is dynamic inertia? Can you explain vibration science vs. wiggling? Is it a wig? Once you process all of it, feel free to enjoy a nostalgia sandwich with a little extra juice in your Hawaii Chair.
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Dan, Dave and Mark never claim to be mathemagicians so they go to the well for some expert insight and land on Call Now Mathematics Expert and high school math teacher Jared Chivers! The boys have a lot of hard questions for Chiv but, in professorial form, he keeps them focused on the tasks at hand and helps determine: is this SYSTEM worthwhile? Who is the REAL winner of man vs. machine? What exactly is ‘new math’? Scott Flansburg…sex symbol? There’s a lot to uncover, but don’t worry, you don’t need to show your work, just kick back and use your mind to enjoy this episode!
Full Infomercial: Amazing Discoveries: Human Calculator
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Dan, Dave and Mark are going back to school and crunching the numbers with Mike Levey and the Amazing Discoveries crew! Scott Flansburg aka The Human Calculator is 110% convinced that 99% of his program will be able to improve the math skills of at least 64% of those who complete his training. No need to show your work, we're doing it all in our heads this week!
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Full Infomercial: Amazing Discoveries: Human Calculator
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Dan, Dave and Mark feel like they have the inside track to figure out everything about this SJPL Production! They take a long look at a quick show and try to keep track of each meal, bite, pan and recipe that Cathy and Joe dizzy them with. Find out what Living Single would look like the boys and solve once and for all what’s lurking on, under and around everyone’s countertops even if one of our hosts just can’t stick to the company line.
Full Infomercial: Xpress Redi Set Go
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Dan, Dave and Mark are hungry again and thinking about all the dangerous munchies they can muster with Cathy Mitchell and Joe Farago. For full transparency, one of the hosts of the show shares a number of controversial anti-ranch opinions which are not representative of Call Now Podcast or B+ Effort, LLC. While we do not necessarily support these comments, we feel it is our journalistic responsibility to allow for productive dialogue on key issues regardless of their political, religious, moral or ethical implications.
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Full Infomercial: Xpress Redi Set Go
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Hey Sarge! Great news - Dan, Dave and Mark may have finally cracked the code on what makes the Vitality Cookware system so valuable! We don’t want to spoil the magic for you but here are a few hints: it’s not that it took two sets of hosts within two different disjointed infomercials crammed together into a single show to explain what the product is. It’s not that the pans are (allegedly) stackable or even that we finally know what to do with all of those nickels we have laying around! Listen closely and you can find out how this cooking system becomes the first known infomercial product that incentivizes it’s customers to literally abandon the product. The tuxedos aren’t the only fancy-like thing you can get from Vitality, you might just change your life.
Full Infomercial: Vitality Cookware
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Dan, Dave and Mark are back in the kitchen and exploring the value of vertical cooking! Vitality cookware is so complex it took them two separate sets of hosts to explain it! The Clever Cleaver Brothers try their best to force feed us the “right” way to cook with the Vitality Stackable Cookware vs Conventional Cooking Challenge. While Jim and Susan go straight to the heart and to let you know that you'll never go hungry as long as you know how to properly cook mixed vegetables. We also find out just how far Dave would go for a ravioli.
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Full Infomercial: Vitality Cookware
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Dan, Dave and Mark and cleaning up around the green and taking a wrist-led swing at figuring out everything that led to the Hammer X putter. Get some real-life, first-hand feedback from the boys as Dan and Mark breakdown the true power of wielding a hammer in public (golf courses). Uh oh - new nickname alert! Find out which one of our hosts will henceforth be known as Dr. Knockdown and see if Beau’s southern charm is having any positive effects on Mark, or his short game.
Full Infomercial: Hammer X Putter
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Dan, Dave and Mark are getting some sun, trimming some strokes and feeling Jolly because they finally found the one putter that makes all others OBSOLETE! Lots of big questions raised in this one: Is that a golf club? How much thigh is too much for a two-shot? When did they stop letting children buy heaters for their parents? And while the boys might not have all the answers, the smooth-talking Southern Swing-oil Saucier that is Beau Rials does his best to help them draw their own conclusions.
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Full Infomercial: Hammer X Putter
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