Election Profit Makers

Jon and David discuss the 2026 midterm results. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Take a break from worrying about the midterms and enjoy Jon and David's commentary on Sleep's DOPESMOKER, the best hour-long marijuana-themed heavy-metal song ever recorded. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon! Support EPM on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon offers some very specific basketball analogies for next week's midterms. David girds his loins for Cheesecake Factory discourse. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon updates the EPM Index for the midterms. David celebrates nonstop pain at the pump. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky