Müstache Waxing with Cris and David

On this first season finale of Müstache Waxing, Cris and David:Take a look back at all the donkey/DickensRemember our finest guestsMake amends with In Memoriam of Class: TenTimes We Left Our Manners at the DoorListen to the cutting room floorRemember all the Costco momentsDiscuss the future of Müstache WaxingLook back at the finest of the fine: The five golden rings of season oneH.A.G.S.

Cris and David switch roles to discuss the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Cris tries to describe the art of horse dancing to David with little success. David tries to get Cris to make up entertaining translations of common dressage terms. Cris reveals the most important celebrities of the future and David plays loose with his golden rings. Shall we prance?

There is nothin' you can name that is anything like a dame.

Butlers, Barkleys, Batmans and bots.

Cris and David are joined by playwright and former Master of the House Philip Dawkins to discuss the mega hit musical Les Misérables.  Follow Philip on FacebookFollow Philip on Instagram @PhilipTheDawkinsFollow us on Instagram

Cris and David discuss Diamond Studs, diamond studs and Muppets.

Cris and David talk wedding garments, make some Martinis, play a little Tux or No Tux and discuss the Tuxedo. Also Dickens.

Cris and David unbutton the top buttons of their shirts to let out some chest hair to enjoy a fine glass of Scotch.

Cris and David trinkle the trinks discussing Steinway and Sons Grand Pianos. 

Cris and David are primed (plus 12.5%) to figure out, what's the deal with the American Express Black Card. It's of such high interest that the boys perk up discussing all the many perks of the card. The burning question of how much David is willing to spend on shoes is finally answered. How will the dogs help future generations of the ultra rich pay for their rocket fueled excursions? Find out all this and unlimited amounts more in a highly charged episode of Mustache Waxing. 

On this very special episode of Müstache Waxing, a podcast Fabulous Magazine says has done more for finery than has been done in decades,  David flips the script to see if our heroes love trash. The boys review canned pasta, novelty t-shirts, contemporary country music, fan fiction romance novels and Bud Light Chelada. When things get a little too light they "heavy it down" with an all new segment, "In Memoriam of Class: 10 times we left our manners at the door". Get yourself a koozie. Let's go! ReviewedSpeghettiOs BeeferoniCris' teeDavid's teeNow That's What I Call Country #1sFifty Shades of GreyBud Light CheladaSupport the showFollow us on Instagram

With waists cinched as tightly as a whale bone can hold, Cris and David explore the sexy finery of lingerie and pens. 

Cris and David put on their computer gloves and spend much energy scrolling through the fantastical world of abstract expressionist art to get tight and to celebrate all the paints and DNA slopped on the canvases.

Cris and David bow to the Russian bots.

Cris and David talk about courtship in this special Valentines Day episode.

Cris and David discuss the city of lights. 

Cris and David embark on a pearl talking journey through the ages.

Cris and David discuss the greatest two minutes in sports.

Cris and David do this for a third week.