The Whiskey Cage

Nic Cage is officially on staff! Welcome to Willy’s, the world’s foremost satanic, serial killer playground from hell! Cage is a badass man with a badass plan to take out the trash at Willy’s to get his badass wheels back; all he’s gotta do is clean up the joint and survive the murderous, serial-killer possessed,...

After an extra-long holiday break, we welcome the new year with a new Whiskey Cage episode! This episode features 3 whiskies, the best of the bunch being the venerable Highland Park 12. There was also a movie with Nic Cage, holding snakes, that John and Rudy eventually discuss. Bad movie + good whiskey = great...

Nic Cage is a cop on a mission: to find out if fish have dreams! In the semi-unrelated follow up to Bad Lieutenant (1992), Cage is a cop spinning on the dizzy edge of insanity as he gets dirtier and dirtier to get the job done. Who cares if he has to shake down some...

Sean Connery says you’re not masculine enough for this moive, so grab a bottle and strap your balls up tonoyt for the white-knuckle, non-stop thrill ride™ that is: THE ROCK, A Michael Bay Film! Explosions abound as Nic Cage and the great Sean Connery combine forces to thwart a terroist threat using the most dangerous...

It’s Nic Cage on a bloody revenge spree! Cage wants to live a quiet life with his girl Mandy in the forest, but a Jesus hippie cult leader wants Cage’s girl; when Mandy shuts him down, bad things happen, and Cage requires vengeance! It’s a blood soaked, mind bending, LSD trip to hell and back,...

It’s the search for Charlie! Nic Cage and the Mom from The Walking Dead navigate cheesy jump scares, mystical hobos, giant vultures and inordinately high housing prices in the the worst movie that John & Rudy have watched so far on the Whiskey Cage. Get ready for the 2015’s massive turd bomb, Pay the Ghost!...

The Whiskey Cage made it to episode 2! Join John & Rudy as we follow Nic Cage as glob trotting, punctual super assassin Joe who finds love while breaking all his rules of assassinism and sweeps a Thai pharmacy worker off her feet in the 2008 crapfest, Bangkok Dangerous. Dismissive salud! Presented by The Legend...

The inaugural episode of the Whiskey Cage Podcast begins with El Gato Fantasma! Swing into the jungles of the Amazon with John & Rudy for a rollicking good time featuring Nic Cage in 2019’s PRIMAL! Presented by the Legend of Brian Manygoats. Movie: Primal (2019)Nicolas Cage as Frank WalshFamke Janssen as Dr. Ellen TaylorKevin Durand...