Let Me Tell You Somethin' Bitch

My parents weren't old enough to drink when I was born 🙃. Ironically, they're the reason I drink. Just kidding, I gave up libations, but they were a hefty part of why I needed therapy. In this episode, I discuss the reasons I am not here for young parentage and why I'm 34 and still childless. Hint: it's because of my young ass parents. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I do be makin' up words. Aftoshioed is one uh em. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

The older I get, the more I realize The Joker had A LOT of valid points. These days, the rich are so safe they get famous for wealth they've accumulated by stealing our wages/labor, exploiting our needs, and flat out poisoning/killing us; then, use that fame to aquire more wealth and do even more harm. They are not hiding, they are not scared, and that's a problem. We are living in an age, wherein, these people get to find new and inventive ways to shit in our corn flakes, and face zero consequences. Fuck. That.Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

『Two grassroots groups are alleging Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Departmenthelicopters are disrupting residents in low-income neighborhoods and have sued for the disclosure of information...Both groups have been working to examine the environmental and health impact of aerial surveillance by police helicopters.They are looking to expose whether these helicopters are unfairly targeting minority groups.』 - by: Jennifer McGraw I can tell you right now, the answer is: "yes!" Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

There's been a lot of talk in these Black Twitter streets about how "we need to bring shame back." It's such a trite, tired, nascent argument, but I still felt that I needed to say somethin'. The people who are doing deliberate harm, in ANY COMMUNITY, are not moved by shame. All shame actually does, is hurt folks who didn't do better, when they didn't know better and already feel horribly about that. I have shame. Now, let me tell you somethin', bitch.Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

This week's episode is an update on Neptune. I literally went from not believing in pets, to loving, Neptune Tigerlilly Roi, like I have loved no other. Am I...a middle-aged dad 🤣? I guess so, because it's the him fuh me.  Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I've been gone for a while, now I'm back on da same shit I was 🤣. In deez trying times, that for many equate to their whole damn lives, we need to acknowledge that existence is a spectrum; band together and vanquish the ruling class. Period. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

Gil Scott-Heron said, "the revolution will not be televised," knowing that true revolution happens in people's minds; is the evolution of our thinking. Very many people, indiscriminate of color or creed, have just recently figured out that the government, and the corporations that own the government, do not give a fuck about us. People who, hitherto, have sided with oppressors, are now being radicalized by the knowledge that they are, in fact, being oppressed and complicit in the oppression and exploitation of others. And I think that's fucking dope, because it presents us with an opportunity to dismantle this bitch. 😜Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I decided to chat about the slap, because I felt like respectability politics and the colonial compulsion to erase black women were causing folks to be deliberately obtuse.  There is literally legislation being passed to stop hair discrimination that specifically targets black women, and still people think black girl hair is a laughing matter. Black women are not punching bags or punchlines. Folks have been lynched in the name of "protecting" white women and a slap in defense of a black woman got people losing their minds. That slap proved that a lot of folks don't care what is said or done to a black woman and even more need some sense knocked into them. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

Though I am not a true crime podcaster, I've been known to give them a listen. In fact, the first podcast I ever listened to was "Serial," back in 2016. I became obsessed with Adnan's case, because it was such a clear case of wrongful conviction. Not just because he had no motive or means to kill Hae, but because even if he did it, there was simply not enough evidence to garner a Murder-1 conviction. The prosecutions entire case was Islamophobia and vibes. It's maddening and I truly wonder how those twelve jurors feel about their verdict. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I saw a viral tweet wherein these cousins came out as a couple and black twitter started draggin' them 😭🤣😂. I decided to do an episode about my stance on incest and I might get dragged too, but at least I'm telling the truth. V.C. Andrews may be to blame here, but I don't think there's an issue with folks who grew up together getting roMaNtiCal...even if "🎶🎵🎶[they] have somethin' in common 🎶🎵🎶 " and that somethin' is genes, ha!Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

TW // Violence, Death, Self HarmI am 1000% certain, I am what's wrong with my generation and I couldn't be happier about it. One thing about being bombarded by a constant barrage of debt, death, and mass destruction, while surviving wage slavery, is that I have a better understanding of why colonization happened. There were people living in conditions far worse than anything I've experienced in my life, who were at a point where they would do anything, murder anybody to escape the hell they called "life." That hell was living under the rule of european monarchy, in the 15th century. It's 2022, I am living under the rule of european, plutocratic oligarchy, and I get it, and I'm done.Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

Sometimes I'll be in bed, ready to sleep GoOod, and an episode will pop into my head. This is one uh dem times.   Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

My experience with cocaine was not at all what I thought it would be, but some how, still very on brand. If I had to rate the high, I'd give it an 8 outta 10 (when ingested after a Sativa pregame). The means of ingestion though...negative zero-no stars-do not recommend. For me, life is packed with stimuli one could become addicted to, so drugs ain't special. I rolled the dice at Party McFly and, thankfully, didn't crap out; I'd call that a win. Although I am NOT in love wit da coco, I am glad we had a meeting in the ladies' room. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I was trynna be cute and ended up looking like a plum foo. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to that day and wear flats. Not because of the physical pain/damage to my feet, which wasn't completely unbearable, but because of how deeply it bruised my ego. 🤣 Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

This is actually an excerpt from a #marcopolo I sent to my bestie, that I converted from video to an MP3 because I felt like it was minisode worthy. Also, today mah birfday! Das right, mah pwussy is a Capricorn. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

There were these chimes, and everytime his eyes met mine, I could hear them ring. It felt as though that sound was reverberating through the mulitverse and every version of the two of us, were all connected. Was this guy my soulmate, or was I just getting eye-fucked by a Scorpio king? I may never know. Nevertheless, I believe in love at first sight. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

When one considers that much of the "generational wealth" that exists, was generated by systemic Black death, exploitation, and oppression; is generational wealth a pro-black goal? Is it a healthy goal? Is it a goal at all? Or is it something we've been programmed to want, so that oppressors can use the power of our spirituality/spirits to keep this system running. We are powerful beings. What we manifest, materializes, and we gots tuh be mo' careful. Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

The 90's were a lituation in many ways, they were also a hot ass mess, but I digress. When I was a girl-many, many moons ago-you couldn't tell me I wasn't the next Monifah (yes, that's a B.A.P.S reference). I wrote songs and performed them for my parents, who were really sweet, cause I was an artist and sensitive about my shit. Little did I know, at the time, some of my lyrics were sexually explicit. Chile... 🤦🏿‍♀️P.S. in 2022, I am welcoming 🥄💰.Buy Me A Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/letmebitchbitchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch

I recorded the first rendition of "I love the Golden Girls" back in January of 2020. Then, when DMX transitioned, I re-recorded the episode after learning that he too, loved The Golden Girls. All this time, I thought I had released this episode already and realized tonight that I hadn't. So in honor of our last Golden Girl, going to have her cheesecake in the sky with Bea, Estelle, and Rue; here is the DMX version of "I love the Golden Girls."Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/letmebitchbitchWebsite: www.letmebitchbitch.com Twitter: @letmebitchbitch IG: letmetellyousomethinbitch