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Elon Musk Part 1

Elon Musk Part 1

2022-11-1016:38

Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He's also weird as heck. And while we all appreciate his unique perspective, we should *ALSO* appreciate that a really smart guy can also be a grade-A a**hole. Dude acts like he invented electricity, that's wack though, yo?Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. Reach out to him here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Or don't, I dunno, I'm not the boss of you. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you wish to use him to read words in a precise order for money, just click here.
We just gonna take a brief spin around the Election Day desk, describing distressing details detailing our damn democracy doing it's darnest to descend down the drain.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Hunter Biden

Hunter Biden

2022-10-1818:03

Come in and settle forth, knaves, where ye Narrator details a story on Hunter Biden, his work history, his decision-making, and perhaps a joke or two. Your Narrator really strikes the balance between facts and *more facts* this episode, as you'll enjoy stories of nakedness, cocaine and banging prostitutes BUT ALSO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS<<< AND PARENTHOOD!Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
America has a war going on with poor folks- not that they're particularly well-funded mind you, but we hate helping these broke jokers, while we love backing up fat stacks of sweet cash to people that have plenty of dough already. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate after a lifetime of scoring touchdowns and spawning athletic children, some of whom he still remembers.He's America's greatest athlete! And America's greatest food processor! And FBI agent. And Valedictorian. And Herschel Walker's abortion payments are just the cost of doing business when you're the best in the world at everything you do.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
When school shootings are commonplace and our best solution is 'give the school librarian a Glock!', we realize that our leaders cannot solve America's biggest problem- There are too many idiots with access to too-powerful weapons.No poopie jokes in this episode! BOO! But your Narrator (a very skilled and attentive lover) still provides a healthy dose of facts, opinion and insightful wordplay that guarantees you will win the lottery *immediately* after listening to this podcast. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
Let's look at the Google algorithm, and the mysterious process by which keywords become associated with this moral and upstanding media podcast nugget. Technology will someday take over the world, but these 'search terms' don't belong anywhere near this sincere and honest podcast, I promise. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Sometimes, we need a helping hand- like this fella on Reddit that has a real humdinger when his landlord starts acting creepy and leaving odd notes everywhere. OR IS IT A GHOST?! It all gets sorted out in the end, because of a complete stranger. ...and speaking of helping hands, Scott Johnson of the podcast "What Was That Like" makes an appearance. His podcast is truly excellent. Find out more at his website WhatWasThatLike.com.
Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn

2022-05-2617:39

The soon-to-be former Representative of North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, has done more since breakfast than you've done your entire life. Between fussin', fightin', fornicatin' and destroying the two main methods of public transportation, he's a five-star man... caught in a world full of emasculated males who obey speeding laws and sexual consent. SAD!Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Nickelback

Nickelback

2022-05-1317:21

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... is that the *perfect* place for a Nickelback concert? There's a decent chance that this podcast episode will make you wildly rich and successful, and again, make all of your wildest dreams come true. And if it doesn't, blame Nickelback. Everything bad is their fault anyways AMIRITE?
Instead of messing up teachers, students, gay people and the state of Florida *individually*, Governor Ron DeSantis decides he's gonna mess 'em up en masse, like when you want to delete a file from your home computer and instead opt to wipe the whole hard drive. Come to Florida! Where sterling beaches and amazing weather clash with the Presidential aspirations of a man who once acquired PTSD from a "Will & Grace" episode. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Will Smith's Slap

Will Smith's Slap

2022-04-0818:53

When Will Smith went slap-happy against Chris Rock, it was a moment of extreme sadness for Hollywood. Immediately, tinsel-town realized it's problem, and decided to disband the Oscars for the good of humanity. Not really. The show must go on, right? Even if one of our hosts got assaulted by the best male actor, hey, we got ad slots to fill.Priorities, people. It goes like this:1 - Alopecia2 - The Oscars3 - Chris Rock's safety
The world watches in shock and disgust as two powers go to war, causing untold unnecessary casualties. There are no poop jokes in this episode but there *is* a fart joke NEXT TIME I PROMISE TO DO BETTER WITH THE POOPIES.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Putin is throwing his weight around, acting like he's running the joint. And he just might be. But what of Zelensky? And NATO? Who is in charge and why is everything so messed up? Come learn about the Russia Invasion of Ukraine, in podcast form, with poop jokes.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Rand Paul

Rand Paul

2022-02-2619:05

Meet Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. He's better than you, and we *ALL* know it. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Let's plunge into the circumstances behind the downfall of one of humanity's greatest creations. Is FM radio broken (yes) and why?Co-written by TeeJay Small. Check out TeeJay on Medium and Fiverr.
NFL Star Antonio Brown

NFL Star Antonio Brown

2022-02-1415:10

Even if you don't like sportsball, this season 2 debut on NFL star Antonio Brown is guaranteed to make tears of happiness stream down your face and make all of your dreams come true.
It's a super-sized season 1 finale! Why must the supply chain be so darn INCONVENIENT?!?! It's the holiday season, you'd think maybe we could get a friggin' break around here.
Anti Vaxxers Part 2

Anti Vaxxers Part 2

2021-11-1822:24

Your Narrator beats a dead horse for the conclusion of Anti Vaxxers, a group of people TOTALLY down with drinking livestock medicine instead of getting a Covid-19 vaccine.
Anti Vaxxers Part 1

Anti Vaxxers Part 1

2021-11-0917:14

Your intellectually curious Narrator hands out verbal haymakers like birthday presents to those people that refuse to take a safe and effective vaccine. Come for the education, stay for the poop jokes.
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