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This is about the nights we’ve all had. The sitcom antics and experiences you just can’t make up. The stories that NEVER should have left the group chat. Conversations you keep between your day1s...while all still in it, though you’ll never forget it. Three storytellers with real tea, reminiscing on uncanny events that’ll make you laugh now and cry later.
Don’t blame us if your feelings get hurt.
Don’t blame us if your feelings get hurt.
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We know its been a while but life be life-ing. We're back with a catch up episode during this intermission as we go through some growing pains. We talk about Jasmine being "bi", Tina going to Paris on her "Devil Wears Prada" and Jordan being still be too nice to these CTE ni**as with no common sense. Oh and undercooked pu**y?? Chune in to make it make sense.
Can you turn a hoe into a....husband? We all have a past, but is there a light at the end of the tunnel? Today we teaching you the do's and don'ts of spitting game and how to peep bullshit from a mile away. Spoiler: USE YOUR COMMON SENSE (we know its hard for ya'll)
Don’t ask me how the topic of crack comes into play but if it’s between McDonald’s for a summer or crack for a day… hand me the pipe. Hot girl summer is ending but does that mean the fun is coming to a stop? Do I have to shake my ass on a yacht alone or can I do it with my man?
We touch base on a few different topics because what’s girl talk if we ain’t talking about it all. From open relationships to code switching for the yt man. We back and always better.
Outside open? THE STREETS IS DONE. Today we’ll help y’all choose moves wisely so you don’t waste your time at the next event. After an epic bounce back from a major stroke, the event curators of Everyday PPL school us on how to set the vibes this summer while keeping the groupies quiet. Anyways. Don’t meet me there, beat me there.
Friend break ups are real but it takes a lot to get the point where the break up is necessary. If you want to stay in our circle we get down to what it takes for us to leave you behind.
We were blessed with two very special gentlemen on this weeks episode and they brought all the grown man tea as well as some gifts for the ladies, cause they momma raised them right. We running into exes in uncomfortable situations and keeping it on hush until proven guilty.
The benefits of semen retention and what qualities actually matter with your significant other and We don’t even stop there…I love when a man talks real with me and these two get down to the nitty gritty… so ladies listen up and fellas take notes but not too many.
Hol’ up... we gotta add dream sex to the body count? Yikes, I just might be a hoe #NoSummerWalker. If life is a simmy can we at least get another stimmy? And if your man is a rapper who can’t rap... do you really gotta stick beside him? So many questions. Tune in to this weeks episode for approximately 0 answers.
Maybe she’s born with it or maybe its Dr. Miami. If you don’t have enough fat for the fat transfer can you use someone’s leftovers? Asking for a friend. Rayana Jay and Makaela drop in to walk us through everything from BBLs to sexual fluidity to dating n*ggas with lace fronts. Personally, we would buy him a hair line before we let him become one of Tae’s angels. Tune in to see who’s accepting pride month applications and who is ending 2021 with mo’ ass.
Quarantine got y’all acting DIFFERENT!! Y’all wanna be outside so bad that you just gon’ deep throat feet and drink anybody spit. AYO loves the freaks, but it’s getting scary out here. On this episode we talk cheating stories, getting shot (no vaccine) and some other sh*t we prob shouldn’t type here. Oh and if you see us outside crippled or missing any senses…mind your business.
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Male celebs still getting aggressive with women in 2021? Yikes. But its LA so do we keep our composure or do we Solange this ni**a? Had to switch it up with some girl talk this week cause some tea needed to be spilled. It's giving very much daddy issues. Tears will be shed (also, yikes), let’s just hope it’s for the right reasons.
You know it’s time to go when you go to taser someone and they welcome it with open arms. On this episode we wanna know how freaky is too freaky, being kissed by coochie (???) and the need for the men to get more creative with their nudes. Tune in to find out which one of us peed on someone (on accident obvi).
So you’re mad that your friends like me more than you? Stop, your LDE is showing. On this episode we talk about everything from that “mwah” bringing out the inner cornball to how you know when you’re really in love. Blaq Tuxedo let us know that all men cheat, but chivalry is not dead…yet? Get the full details today and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
From Spicy White to Black Love, which side of the spectrum are you on this summer? Do you like sriracha aioli or sweet baby rays on your buns? If you ever wondered what our types are, here’s your chance to get all the details and then some.
Apparently hoeness can’t be deleted, but it can be….REFRESHED? Ayo WTF?! Ladies, the man said we can only clear our hoefax if we apply for the Hoe Forgiveness Program. Get into this episode to hear about the terms and conditions men set for retiring your inner hoe despite their own 3 digit body counts. And they wonder why we don’t want to hold them down anymore. Smh.
Streets said they looking for us..
With hot girl summer around the corner, this is a friendly reminder to CATCH FLIGHTS AND NOT THESE HANDS.
Puerto Ric-hoes, 12 hour brunches, broke bitch tendencies, fight night and a....dead body?
The tea is HOT tonight...but WE OUTSIDE!!!
How long do you have to wait before getting at the homie? Do men appreciate a girl who shoots her shot or is it tew much to handle? We get some perspective from the guys so we can accurately evaluate the niggacity of the male species. This episode gets into it all from avoiding the creeps and who shoots the first shot because let’s be honest…We all trying to get that roster up.
Trying to make a bag off only fans but can’t figure out the dating life passed that? Did you find out your man was gay after y’all broke up? Do you need help getting the dick in the bag? We can’t help with any of that but tune into our debut episode where we talk about it all.
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