Trading Places

After a year in therapy, Jericho & Cieran are back and ready to confront their My Little Pony experience. Notsorecent circumstances have put Trading Places on hiatus and resulted in this episode going missing for exactly one year but it has aged like fine pony flavoured wine and your favourite cineswingers are back for one more episode. All the important questions will be answered: Where's the best place to sit while seeing My Little Pony as an unaccompanied man? What's Cieran's least favourite African country? What's your pony name? Music by Peter Marchese.

Cieran and Jericho are enjoying some glorious post-Edinburgh Fringe Festival flu and take you on a nazely and bunged-up journey through the two halfs they each saw of "presequel", Annabelle: Creation - somehow the first horror film of the podcast. If that doesn't sound like good listening, there's the piecing together of Chekhov, the mediocrity of Stranger Things, and the (dis)appearance of special studio guest this week, Annabelle herself! There are also plans afoot for the creation of new meninist horror film/masterpiece 'Corpulescent'... With almost a year in the podcast, it is clear that the boys keep trying to talk about things they've actually seen in full but remain committed to this silly half-watching and discussing films anyway. Just for you. #rethinkyourheroes #rerethinkyourheroes #proveyourprejudices This episode is (not) sponsored by Dragibus. Music by Peter Marchese.

We saw The Emoji Movie. What else is there to say? 😐 Shine bright like a diamond, listeners. Music by Peter Marchese

This week we see Captain Underpants. Pull up a chair, order a principle crepe and let a crow bring a you a bagel, while we deal with the all the pressing questions. Is this the best movie we've done so far? Is Cieran a Melvyn? Where's the bulge? Music by Peter Marchese

We take on the latest entry in one of cinema's greatest franchises, Transformers. After previous entries have seen them take on the moon and dinosaurs, where else is there for the Autobots and Decepticons to go? Medieval England of course! Join us for the adventures of Alky Merlin, Yer Da Prime and some spoken word poetry by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Music by Peter Marchese

Your favourite Male Rights Activists Jericho & Cieran weigh in on the latest entry in the DC cinematic universe, asking the all important question: Just how much of a wonder is this woman? Also features the debut of our new segment: Battle of the Halves. Thanks to Peter Marchese for the music.

We're back again. This time we take on A Dog's Purpose, one dog's journey through several wonderful lives. Cieran's dog makes an appearance and the boys are joined by everybody's favourite German film director. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. Music by Peter Marchese

Like the bad pennies we are, Trading Places is back once again. On our return, we took in Sing, the X-Factor with animals and an all-star cast. Join us as we see if Buster McMoonahey can get together a rag-tag bunch of misfits and save the muppet theatre. We've got German pigs, glass-eyed iguanas and every song ever written! #FreeThePenguins Music by Peter Marchese

Happy New Year from Trading Places. This week we take in half of Will Smith's latest Oscar plea, Collateral Beauty. There's dominoes, alien languages, baby P.I.s and Hamilton, all inside. Music by Peter Marchese.

For the first time in our three episode history, we have a guest. Friend of the show and Christmas movie connoisseur, Emily Carlaw joins us for Bad Santa 2. Just how bad is this Santa? Who left on the lights? How much do we hate our fan(s)? What can we expect from the Bad Santa Cinematic Universe? Is it already time for the critical re-evaluation of Bad Santa 2? Did Cieran actually see this film? All this and more! Merry Christmas from Trading Places! Thanks to Emily for providing this episode's artwork. Music by Peter Marchese

Just Jericho for a special bonus episode and one half of Sully. Can Tom Hanks overcome his Hankorama to successfully land a plane on the Hudson? The answers are most definitely not here as I only saw the first half. Music by Peter Marchese

Episode 2! Cieran and Jericho take to the streets and meet loveable cat Bob and his tagalong friend, James. Is there a correlation between drug addiction and hair style? What's the deal with Hollywood's ginger cat obsession? What is going on with James's accent? All your answers right here. #Jambo Music by Peter Marchese Due to technical difficulties, we would like to apologise for the bad audio quality of this episode. Normal service will resume next week.

Join Jericho and Cieran as they each experience one half of a film and try to work out what was happening, and where it all went wrong. This week, it's a voyage into hell with Inferno! Hankorama. Dante Dirty Talk. Men of all shapes, sizes, races, professions and financial backgrounds. Felicity Jones. The best arrangement for your circles of hell. The inhumanity of humanity. Bagels. It's all right here. Music by Peter Marchese Thanks to Julia Marchese and Emily Carlaw