Doom Generation

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison Ivy!https://www.patreon.com/c/Doomgeneration

It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress! We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-na-nay, a-Tucci? Bless you. Get your fill of dirty laundry in To Die For, this time on Doom Generation.https://www.patreon.com/doomgeneration

We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya con Dios DICK, that baby Maharajah was a full grown FREAK! It's Indiana Jones (colon) and the Dames of DOOM now playing!

Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom Generation.https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep. Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting!https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketeers, this week on Doom Generation!

We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for PeterGet yer ship and GIP! It's Hook, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retriever in a lab - It's The Fly this week on Doom Generation!Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

If you're horny for crime, you're in luck! Get defrosted and reserve a butt-side table for continued cocaine disrespect, the eradication of diarrhea, skinny eyebrows and Nicole goatse-ing the future.Break out the seashells for a lil' 3-turd Monty and freeze cool, it's Demolition Man, this week on Doom Generation! Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

Med student, Nelson Wright (Kiefer Sutherland) believes that ability doesn't matter without balls so he plans to explore the mysteries of life after death. Wright recruits classmates, Steckle (Oliver Platt), Hurley (Billy Baldwin), Mannis (Julia Roberts) and LaBraccio (Kevin Baconlegs) who's been recently suspended for performing rouge surgery. Late at night in their secret lab in a spooky building they take turns dying and being brought back, which might be cool if you're into that but one by one, the gang begin to be confronted by the skeletons in their closets. Go under with Flatliners, this week on Doom Generation.

Lt. Tuck Pendelton (Dennis Quaid) is a problem. Usually, he's a drunk and an asshole and when his girlfriend, Lydia (Meg Ryan) leaves him over his behavior, he signs on for a top secret mission that shrinks him down to be injected into a rabbit for clinical trials. This experiment draws the attention of rival scientists Dr. Canker (Fiona Lewis) and terrorist, Scrimshaw (Kevin McCarthy) who hatch a plot to destroy the small lab and steal the tech to sell to the highest bidder. After a hostile takeover, Tuck is injected into unsuspecting hypocondriac, Jack (Martin Short) and he's dragged into danger and intrigue in order to deliver Tuck back to the regular sized world before Mr. Igoe (Vernon Wells) gets to him. Get shot into a man in Innerspace, this week on Doom Generation.

Generic School is out and lonely guy cartoonist, Hoops (John Cusack) is headed to Nantucket with best friend, George (Joel Murray), his sister Squid (Kristen Goelz) and her ugly dawg Boscoe (Sky). During a bathroom break Hoops crosses paths with cornhusk girl, Cassandra (Demi Moore) who is in the middle of running from a biker gang. Joining the escape George manages to barely make the ferry to the island. Once there they meet up with George's island friends Ack Ack (Curtis Armstrong) the Stork bros Egg and Clay (Bobcat Goldthwaite, Tom Villard) who are working on the set of Foam, you know the one with the rabid dolphin but the richest family The Beckersteads (Mark Metcalf, Matt Mulhern, William Hickey) are trying to buy up the land that Cassandra's grandfather died on in order to build condos and a luxurious Lobster Log restaurant. A can of chili, a Godzilla costume, an ill fated drive in date and a regatta that everything rides on makes for One Crazy Summer , this week on Doom Generation. Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

After a bad surfing accident NOT Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and his eternally cheerful wife, Annette (Annette Funicello) move all the way to Ohio to start a family. When things in suburbia get stressful they pack up punk son Bobby (Demian Slade) and take a vacation to Hawaii. During a layover in LA, they plan on visiting eldest daughter SANDI (Lori Loughlin) who's living in their old stomping grounds on top of a pier. Sandi meanwhile is hiding her live in boyfriend Michael (Tommy Hinkley) who happens to be the son of old flame Connie (Connie Stevens), who's never stopped worshipping at the shrine of the Big Kahuna. When the family is delayed, hilarity ensues with a host of celebrity cameos and a surf competition for the ages. It's Back to the Beach, this week on Doom Generation. Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

Joe (Tom Hanks) works a shitty job at the home of the anal probe and Mr .Waturi (Dan Hedeya) isn't arguing that with you. After never ever feeling good, Joe goes to see Dr. Ellison (Richard Stack) who diagnoses him with a rare brain cloud and tells him he's only got about 6 months to live. A mysterious benefactor, Graynamore (Lloyd Bridges) appears on his doorstep to give him an opportunity to die like a man and sacrifice himself for the minerals on Wapani Woo. Joe is given credit cards (in his name) and a personal driver, Marshall (Ossie Davis) to get him ready for his final journey. Joe then meets a series of Meg Ryans (DeDe, Angelica, Patricia) he FINALLY makes his way to the island to immediately jump into the Woo. He discovers everything he might know about himself might not be true. It's Joe vs the Volcano this week on Doom Generation.

After a summer of lovin' the T Birds and the Pink Ladies are back at Rydell High for their senior year. Kenickie (Jeff Conaway) and the boys (Kelly Ward, Michael Tucci, Barry Pearl) greet Danny Zuko (John Travolta) after being apart and Rizzo (Stockard Channing) and the Ladies (Dinah Manoff, Jamie Donnelly) arrive to rule the school. Meanwhile Frenchy (DiDi Conn) is tasked with showing new student, SANDY (Olivia Newton-John) around her new school. After everyone catches up through song, the kids (HA) go about their semester breaking up and making up. Principal McGee and her assistant Blanche (Eve Arden, Doody Goodman) announce a televised dance contest that brings rivals Crater Face (Dennis Stewart) and Cha-Cha DeGregorio (Annette Charles) that brings the rivalry to a head at Thunder Road in a car race that sees the T birds win. Nearly everyone graduates, Rizzo is not pregnant, Frenchy is back in school and Danny and SANDY are back together and flying off into the ether in a flying car - is everyone really in a coma? Maybe!We'll always be together, even after grad in Grease - this week on Doom Generation.Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

As a modern single woman relationships can be tough, just ask Mollie (Kirstie Alley). She's having an affair with her married client, Albert (George Segal). When she gets pregnant things get complicated, so with the help of her mother (Olympia Dukakis) and best Judy, Rona (Twink Caplan) Mollie navigates the ups and downs of pregnancy all with the color commentary of her unborn baby, Mikey (Bruce Willis). After nine months, Mollie discovers that Albert is going through a selfish phase and will not be leaving his wife for her, he will be moving in with his interior decorator. That news sends her right into labor, and in a moment that changes her life she hails a cab driven by James (John Travolta), who not only gets her to the hospital on time, he steps up as a father to Mikey. That's not all though, we learned that all of this is based on the very true story of director, Amy Heckerling and her affair with Harold Ramis which gave us Look Who's Talking, this week on Doom Generation.Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration 

This week we're bringing you a story about the Buckman family and the many branches of its tree. Patriarch, Frank (Jason Robards) whos barely watched his family grow is now watching the trails of his children. Eldest son Gil (Steve Martin) is having a hard time at work and is trying his best to raise his 3 (for now) kids with his wife, Karen (Mary Steenburgen). Eldest daughter Helen (Dianne Wiest) is raising her kids alone, Julie (Martha Plimpton) is running around with her loser boyfriend, Tod and Garry (Joaquin "Leaf" Phoenix) is struggling through puberty and missing the guidance from his absent father. Middle child Susan (Harley Jane Kozak) is trying to raise her daughter normally but her husband, Nathan (Rick Moranis) is trying to turn her into a baby genius and is neglecting their marriage. All of the elder kids problems are nothing compared to youngest child, Larry (Tom Hulce) he's turned up again with a young son named Cool and gamblers are going to kill him if dear old dad doesn't save him. It's the job that never ever ends, it's Parenthood, this week on Doom Generation.

Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is the nicest lady you'd ever hope to meet. She has a nice dentist husband, Eugene (Sam Waterson) and two lovely children, Chip (Matthew Lillard) and Misty (Ricki Lake), is friendly to all and she even recycles! Don't go stealing her parking spot like neighbor, Dottie Hinkle (Mink Stole) or Bev will make obscene phone calls. Don't insult her son like the math teacher (John Badila) or she'll run you over. Don't break her daughter's heart like Carl (Lonnie Horsey) or she'll stab your liver out. You better rewind those video tapes or you'll be beaten with a leg of lamb like that freak Mrs. Jenson (Patsy Grady Adams). And definitely don't wear white shoes after labor day like Juror #8 (Patricia Hearst). Beverly goes on a rampage in Serial Mom, this week on Doom Generation.

High school can be tough, especially when your mom (Piper Laurie) is a religious fanatic and all the cool girls in school (Amy Irving, PJ Soles, Edie McClurg) think you eat shit. It helps when your telekinetic powers kick in with your period and and the PE teacher, Ms Collins (Betty Buckley) pities you and next thing you know, Tommy Ross (William Katt) is inviting you to prom! Mean girl, Chris Hargenson (Nancy Allen) can't have that though so along with boyfriend Billy (John Travolta), they plot to knock Carrie off her prom night pedestal. We've got a true "good for her" story for you, this week on Doom Generation. Happy Mother's Day!