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On this week's episode Will & Ian get their crew of youth, their matchbox gang-crew, to save the world. Why them? Because they liked cars and now they drive carsand a helicopterThey are now a love letter to 80's/90's action cartoon shows. They are-MATCHBOX the Movie pg-13 126 minutesDirected by: Sam Hargrave. Starring: John Cena, Jessica Biel, Arturo Castro, Teyonah Parris, Sam Richardson, Denai Gurira, Corey Stoll, Bill Camp, Goldshifteh Farahani, Daniel Bernhardt, Randeep Hooda, Kristofer Hivju, and Many Other Talented People!03:00- First Thoughts09:30- MATCHBOX the Movie12:00- Tasty Morsels15:30- Rating/Review38:30- Totals40:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Jason X (2001) (available on Philo or for $ download)

On this week's episode Will & Ian enjoy a Vibe! They take it in and get a little wild. Vibe out. Feel it, see it, hear it. There's not much else other then vibe, but MAN it's a good vibe. and Bill Paxton!NEAR DARK (1987) R (94 minutes)Directed and Co-written by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Jenny Wright, Jenette Godstein, Tim Thomerson, Joshua John Miller, Troy Evans, James Le Gros and Many Other Talented People!01:00- First Thoughts11:00- NEAR DARK13:30- Tasty Morsels18:30- Rating/Review49:45- Totals51:15- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Matchbox The Movie (available on apple tv)

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the mids. That's right, they're talkin-CONSTANTINE (2005 ) R 121 minutesDirected by Frances Lawrence. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia Labeouf, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Peter Stormare, Max Baker, Gavin Rossdale and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Welcome ANDREW!!!00:02:00- GUESTIONS!00:08:30- First Thoughts00:20:30- CONSTANTINE (2005)00:23:30- Tasty Morsels00:25:30- Rating/Review01:00:00- Totals01:01:00- Thank You Andrew!/Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Near Dark (1987) (available on YouTube or Physical Media)

On this week's episode Will & Ian run some medical necessities to an icy town full of mystery and monsters. A living terror fantasy kinda thing... maybe... who knows, but don't work, it's quick, it's-RESIDENT EVIL (2026) R 94 minutesWritten & DIrected by Zach Cregger. Starring: Austin Abrams, Zach Cherry, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Will Merrick, Andrea Miltner, Karel Dobry, Zoe Bellas, Chris Lew Kum Hoi, Griffin Newman and Many Other Talented People!01:00- A Brief revisit of Resident Evil: Racoon City03:00- First Thoughts12:30- RESIDENT EVIL (2026)14:00- Tasty Morsels17:00- Rating/Review35:00- Totals36:20- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Constantine (2005) (available on HBOmax)

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn their, always believed, destinies are, in fact, true. Also Ian eats Crow. It's not because 1986's Masters of the Universe is amazing, we know that. No because he actually enjoyed-MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) pg-13 140 minutesDirected by: Travis Knight. Starring: Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba, Camila Mendes, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Morena Baccarin, Kristen Wiig, James Purefoy, Alison Brie, Sam C. Wilson, Charlotte Riley, Jared Leto and Many Other Talented People!02:00- First Thoughts09:30- MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026)12:00- Tasty Morsels16:30- Rating/Review48:45- Totals50:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Resident Evil (2026)