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Alohomora! is the second-longest-running continuously released Harry Potter podcast and the original Harry Potter book club. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content influenced by our love of Harry Potter.

Celebrating 10 years in 2022 with the publication of our first book, "The Unofficial Harry Potter Companion: Volume 1 Sorcerer's Stone"
446 Episodes
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On Episode 367 we discuss...→ The scent of death, Lucius Malfoy, le parfum de la mort→ Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger was governor→ Where we think Grimmauld Place is in London→ Ravenclaw is the odd house out→ 14 year olds be gossiping→ Yay, Luna is here!→ How legit is The Quibbler→ Trevor still exists!
On Episode 366 we discuss...→ How the characters we're most like are the characters we get frustrated with the most→ Hermione is a lot like Merope→ We don't talk about Lily→ How did they not die of hypothermia?→ Horocruxes & redemption→ Deluminator origins→ Snape is a professional liar but not dishonest→ What would happen if Hermione had been at the lake?
On Episode 365 we discuss...→ The chapter gives off <em>Lost</em> energy→ What is Death?→ The actualization of Dumbledore→ Snape's a 9/Hagrid's a 4→ What exactly happened Karkaroff→ Talk to you never - TTYN→ We start the new year off by giving Snape the benefit of the doubt→ Hermione's main character energy→ Rita Skeeter is living her best life→ Hagrid might be the only one who is mentally healthy→ Who knows that Tom Riddle is Voldemort
On this special bonus episode we discuss…→ The most heartbreaking death in the series→ Ships! Hermione/Ron or Hermione/Harry→ Is it Voldemort or Dolores Umbridge who is more evil?
On Episode 364 we discuss...→ School is boring→ Just a children's book→ Conflicts about Lupin→ Poor undeveloped, Lily→ Grace fights really hard for Chamber→ Tracy loves death→ We don't have a bad thing to say about Half-Blood→ Rex still hates Harry→ The Marauders are all in our heads→ Plot vs. character→ We can't decide about the end of Order of the Phoenix→ Podcast definitive ranking of the books
On Episode 363 we discuss...→ We're shocked that spiders can't speak→ Harry in Winter is the hosts' favorite→ Though The Wizards' Consort is a close second→ Somehow wizards know about Star Wars→ Everyone is plagiarizing Diggory→ An abundance of notes→ Musings from some sad, old, millennials→ We're dying for someone to choreograph a dance to The Weasley Stomp→ No one likes Do the Hippogriff→ John Williams awe
On Episode 362 we discuss...→ Madam Hooch uses her PTO→ Spreadsheets at Hogwarts→ What's the point of a five minute game→ No stakes in chess→ Failed Polyjuice blood transfusions→ Rex's atomic number theory→ Sam advocates murder to learn→ Chocolate frog card Patronuses → More Quidditch than Flamel
On Episode 361 we discuss...→ Are Molly & Arthur good parents?→ Wise fools→ There are so many Weasleys!→ Post Gen fanfics→ Ginny might just break the seventh son of the seventh son lore of the family→ Ron and Ginny are the best and worst of the Weasleys→ George married a reminder of the twin he lost→ John over Tom→ Thoughts on Ron→ Where does Hermione fit in→ What Albus Severus should have been named
On Episode 360 we discuss...→ Snakes in bed→ School days, school breaks, & schoolmates→ How to stare fear in the eyes→ Awkward movie kisses
On Episode 359 we discuss...→ How Unforgivable Curses are the last things Harry and Voldemort say to each other→ Avery is back in the count→ The 90's were a different time→ Definitive order for "how bad" a curse is
On Episode 358 we discuss...→ You know it's bad when Hermione is scared→ The duality of youth→ Does Voldemort care just a little or completely soulless?→ The chapter's mix of creepy horror and emotional devastation→ A choking rag of a person
On Episode 357 we discuss...→ Slytherin career day→ High praise for Lavender→ Anybody seen my Goyle?→ Quidditch is love, Quidditch is life→ "I'm a Puff and I'm staying"
On Episode 356 we discuss...→ Dementor RAs→ These books aren't here for romance→ Nothing happens in the chapter... Except the most important inciting incident→ Molly & Arthur/Lucius & Narcissa: ying and yang on judgments→ Amos Diggory: the world's most annoying helicopter parent→ The Weasleys might be unknowingly rich in Muggle money
On Episode 355 we discuss...→ Check out episode 285http://alohomorapodcast.com/episode-285-food-why-would-you-eat-that/→ Why a school for children has a dungeon→ The wizard American library might be in the New York Public Library→ How many deaths are worth the answer to a question→ Downton Abbey House-elf style→ snake poop→ Gremlins & Tamagotchis: alive and creepy
On Episode 354 we discuss...→ ... Daddy Remus→ Where does canon begin and end→ Molly's clock is doing more harm than good→ Narcissa needs her space→ George & Fred just sounds weird
Herbology: Wiggle Room

Herbology: Wiggle Room

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On Episode 353 we discuss...→ Discrepancies in "History of Magic"→ How Sprout and Flitwick might be meant to be→ Sprout and Snape fanfiction→ Neville could have saved the day with Herbology... or not→ Mandrake Liberation Front is back!
On Episode 352 we discuss...→ Is Harry really the narrator→ Movie Ron < Book Ron→ To Aureo, Trelawney might be the ultimate villain→ Choosing your own "Potter" adventure→ Please be nice to animals and do not bury them alive
On Episode 351 we discuss...→ We sing! A lot→ Irvin's party planning tips for all→ School songs from around the country→ "Accio" Christmas→ The awesome "O Come All Ye Faithful" cover featured in this episode was performed by Pellek. Check out his Youtube Channel to learn more about him! https://www.youtube.com/pellek
On Episode 350 we discuss...→ Alohomora may not actually work→ Voldemort and Bellatrix pillow talk→ Death Eater Jugson is waiting for his brother Pencilton→ Harry might be a little responsible for Sirius' death→ Bloody speech voice
On Episode 349 we discuss...→ Oliver Wood, Male Veela (at least to Alison)→ The House-Elf name debate→ Some magical beings are uncomfortable to talk about - we try→ Sam ruins things
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Comments (10)

Leon Strand

wow, got a real sexual innuendo advertisement on this show

Jan 10th
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Amy3422

"I will join you for the first two movies and leave." Word.

Feb 1st
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SubangKia科技空间

the takeover session was great! Had fun listening to them.

Oct 15th
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IndigoBlue1881

Dumbledore doesn't know Draco was standing there waiting for them at that very moment Rosie nor did he know that was the actual moment he was going to die when he was FLYING TO HOGWARTS WITH HARRY. That's a bad take Rosie.

May 27th
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Evan Galdeen

I'm not sad Dobby is dead. SUCK ON THAT, KAT

Jan 16th
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Evan Galdeen

I know it's been 5 years since this episode dropped, but Eric, you're a moron.

Jan 15th
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Gil Rush

this show has such good discussion sometimes, but it is weighed down so ridiculously by the Snape and Dumbledore hate. Such juvenile reading of the two best characters in the series. I have been listening to some of the older episodes and I just skip the episode now if Rosie with her "issues with Dumbledore" -- which she has to repeat every two minutes -- is on. the Lupin love is really nice, but what a shame otherwise.

Oct 20th
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Spencer Carter

Oh no! What happened to the earlier episodes? Shows from the Sorcerers Stone don't appear.

Mar 19th
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