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Trinket and Sam attempt to discover just what was going on in the early 2000s, by watching real-time counter-terror drama slash fever dream 24 in real-time marathons. Join us as we groan our way through a series of Very Bad Days and continue our Exploration Of Fucked Vibes.
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These episodes being recorded four months ago really comes into focus as we get a plethora of presidents and a lot of actionable language. In which:
Jack invades another country
Morris has a cow, man
and Dad Bauer wants a Dr Pepper
We begin to count the sharks jumped as the day gets bad and the dads get worse.
In which:
a duck quacks in very poor taste
we get a hot mess and a new Wife
Trin and Sam discuss dating strategies
and we go back to the goblin mines
It's back! We're back! Oh, dear. The day so silly it made us make this podcast finally dawns. IN WHICH:
Jack returns as a creature of the night
the accursed Milomancer needs goblins
and the day starts with a very big bang
New and returning Party People: it's time again. But what is 24? Do we even remember? Did we ever know? Thankfully, Trin has a copy of Top Trumps: 24 Edition, which can remind us of exactly how Jack became The Saddest Dad.
Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale.
In which:
- Trin times the President's time-to-nut
- Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs
- and Jack murders a dude with his thighs
The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender.
In which:
- Jack Ratatouilles an airliner
- silly noises are made
- and Jack goes "Oof"
Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks.
In which:
-women be shopping a ludicrous amount
-the villain stakes get higher and dumber
-and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob
This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife.
In which:
- it's villain central
- Kim immediately gets imperilled
- and a man gets shot! In the wife!
You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once.
In which:
-the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre
-there's gas that makes you get funny with it
-and actually there is another way
24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil.
Featuring:
- Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy
- President Palmer, anime superfan
- and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain
As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling European listener base once and for all.
IN WHICH:
- a film acts as a trailer for itself
- Trin and Alice have a gay-off over a Greek
- and you're all just figments of Sam's imagination
It's the season finale, and we've got our favourite lesbian assassins and secret threesomes to prove it.
IN WHICH:
-we solve the mystery of 9/11 in 24 (it happened twice)
-President Boris Johnson
-The Dreamworks Of Terrorism
Felix (@mystarlitsky) returns, Sam is a little "Chaos Hours", and Trin is disgusted by the writers like never before.
- Amnesty International get a villain arc
- Edgar disappoints us
- We talk lots about 9/11
We're joined again by our friend Felix (@mystarlitsky) for an episode of lesbians, and killing the president.
- the writers say "Sorry for the racism"
- Operation: 24 Jump Street
- and it's a bad day to be a husband
The writing team takes another swing at the entire plot of Season 2, and we reference a lot of video games.
IN WHICH:
-ACAB doesn't apply to Edgar
-Our villain steals some valour
-Love Me Son, 'Ate America, Simple As
We memorialise our new favourite competent terrorist, and start speaking Simlish.
IN WHICH:
- everyone's piping and getting piped
- Jack Bauer: Ace Attorney
- this mf said "Ringphone"
- and we punch up some terror plans
This season, we watch a scowling man jump a shark for a full day.
IN WHICH:
- the lowest Time To Torture yet
- replacement Kim peril
- hypno kink as an interrogation technique
- and we have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Hey, it's still Christmas somewhere, and so the Christmas bonus episodes shall continue to flow. We've overcome a virus of our own, and now we've got one of the maddest and least competent things put to film to subject ourselves to. We're joined by our friend Felix for a very special episode: yes, it's a bumper bonanza of examining the mind of the hog through religious programming, with Left Behind (2000), Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014), and our main event, 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus, a frenziedly ill-made mess made by a very "libertarian" German and his young wife. We're sorry.
24BPP PRESENTS: The Girl Next Door (2004)
Our first Christmas bonus episode! Elisa Cuthbert (Kim Bauer) stars in a high school romcom, as an actual porno lady, in a film that asks, "what did the 2000s hate more: Asians, gays, women, or the viewer?"
Tune in to hear:
- discussions of how the porn industry works
- attempts to fit this into the wider 24 canon
- what crime Sam thinks he'll be executed for
- and Trin getting angrier than ever, faster than ever
We wave goodbye to treasured characters and limbs in another double-length finale.
In which:
-we explore the Presidential podcasting nook
-more awards than ever are granted
-and Trin stares down the barrel of the podcast gun
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