The Perfect Show

What surprising thing used to happen in a video store on a holiday like the 4th of July? This time Scot rewinds back to high school for his job at a video store and a night involving a special car. In this episode, he looks to stop the feeling of life running in fast-forward, and search for a place to pause. When you’re ready, all you have to do is press ‘play.’   Music from this episode by: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Gelyan - https://www.fiverr.com/gelyanov Shivam S - https://www.fiverr.com/imshivamsingh Relaxo Beats - https://www.fiverr.com/relaxo_beats Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire Isehgal - https://www.fiverr.com/isehgal Paulsbeats - https://www.fiverr.com/paulsidlyar26 Creo - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo  Song: Memory - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/Dimension/Memory_1520 Aandy Valentine – https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine

Season 3 continues rolling with an episode 4 years in the making. Taiko drumming is a big a bedrock of classic Japanese culture as video games are for their current culture. Take a spin with Scot back into the world of Japanese arcades with the drumming game Taiko no Tatsujin, a fast paced rhythm experience that hooked him at just the right time, and his quest to find the game and achieve a perfect score on a special song. He’ll take you on the journey across an ocean to recount the game and the song that combined to form a decades long obsession. Scot also examines the J-Pop song Sakuranbo (さくらんぼ), by Japanese singer Otsuka Ai as he tries to recreate another past perfect experience in the present.    Otsuka Ai - Sakuranbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upODO6OuOOk&ab_channel=avex Sakuranbo - Cocktail (Lounge Cover): https://youtu.be/0SYe_-BKJWI?si=cx6SluQ8DSdNlFak Sakuranbo (Kan Sano Remix): https://youtu.be/eCRMqFAwbvQ?si=83_NGrFxI1l87T35 Zenius-I-Vanisher: https://zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/ ------------- Music from this episode by: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Komiku – https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku Shivam S - https://www.fiverr.com/imshivamsingh Bastereon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon Youness E - https://www.fiverr.com/elhajlyprod009 Daniel V - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee Rob G - https://www.fiverr.com/lofi_robhttps://www.fiverr.com/lofi_rob Yaroslav - https://www.fiverr.com/nearbysound Aandy Valentine – https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine

The Perfect Show is Back! This episode is all about looking back at every episode of the podcast so far, and looking forward at where the show will go from here.   And to do that we take a sound-design journey down to the Perfectorium itself, the Index of Perfect Things. Join Scot as he gives you a full tour during the episode. It's more fun than a simple clip show should probably be, but I've been out of the game for a while and I just couldn't wait to jump back in with both feet.   Music from this episode by: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Fernando Darder - https://www.fiverr.com/fernandodarder Gelyan - https://www.fiverr.com/gelyanov Komiku – https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku Aandy Valentine – https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine SFX - PixaBay.com

After an extended break The Perfect Show is back! Here's a trailer for the upcoming season: https://perfectshowpodcast.com/ Transcript: Hi, I’m Scot Maupin, and welcome to The Perfect Show - where in a series of very much unperfect episodes, I bring you the story of one thing I’ve flagged as a perfect object or experience from my life. I tell you about it, we explore what makes it so special, and then I try to recreate it in some way in the present, and hopefully fall down some weird rabbit holes along the way.    On season 3 of the Perfect Show, first up: I’ll be covering a Japanese arcade game I played obsessively, the best 4th of July of my life, and we’ll try to figure out if you can still find any good treasures for $5.    We’ll head back to southern Japan for a surprising haircut, venture inside for once to examine memories of memories, and then I’ll recruit some help to try and build the perfect version of the best superhero.    Listen in as I chase these perfect things, and chew on what that perfection even means, trying to find out something new and interesting each time about the world and also myself. — I know I should have some cool clips from these upcoming episodes, but this is a one person operation, and the truth is I make them as I go so I can’t play you clips because they simply do not exist yet.    The show is me. It’s my attempt to shine a light on positive things and putting good things out there to help balance the bad stuff in the world, but it’s very much just my brain translated through a microphone. I hope you’ll give it a listen.   Season 3 of the perfect show - six new artisnal? episodes, made one at a time, wherever you get your podcasts, in 2025.    And as always, thank you for listening to The Perfect Show.  

This episode Scot dives into the world of compliments, via the story of a pair of pink shoes. What’s so special about pink shoes? Scot explores how they act as a magnet for compliments, and what is even going on there.    Scot also ventures into some new territory by going to a local punk show and meeting a band there. Hear his voyage into live music for the first time since college, and discover a strong connection between pink shoes and punk shows that wasn’t obvious at the beginning.   Special thanks to listener Steven, Jeff Clemens (https://twitter.com/jclemy) , and of course Nicole, Jerry, Julio and Israel, aka Rival Squad for the interview and introduction to punk.   You can find them online here: https://linktr.ee/rival_squad Bandcamp: https://rivalsquad.bandcamp.com/ Spotify: https://sptfy.com/LDLD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_rivalsquad_/   Other music from this episode by:   Mikesville - https://www.fiverr.com/mikesville   Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo   Avishka31 - https://www.fiverr.com/avishka31   Steveaik7 - https://www.fiverr.com/steveaik7   Gelyanov - https://www.fiverr.com/gelyanov   Trappy 808 - https://www.fiverr.com/trappy808_   Dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire   Bastereon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon   Nearbysound - https://www.fiverr.com/nearbysound   Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License:   Komiku - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku School - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/mall_1328/   AI-Generated Transcript: Speaker 1: 0:22 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that could be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection. I'm tremendously fascinated by compliments. Not in the way where you compliment me I drop everything and like go on, tell me more, but in the way that I contend a successful compliment pulls off the closest you can come to a real magic trick. Now, I don't believe in magical powers, but I do believe in the power of compliments. I've seen them change moods or shift whole situations. I've seen compliments stop fights and also open locked doors kind of like magic words. Actually, on today's episode of the podcast, I want to explore compliments and the energy they produce, and one surprising lightning rod I found to attract that energy A simple pair of pink shoes. So what am I talking about with compliments producing energy? Well, I'm saying what happens for me anyway. When someone gives me a compliment, especially when it's unexpected, it gives me a little, almost literal zip of energy. It feels like a little extra charge just runs through my system. That term brightens someone's day, that is what it can seem like, and after a compliment you might see someone perk up, some walk a little straighter or smile in some way. That's why I compare them to magic words. You say them and sometimes there's an immediate, noticeable real world effect. But some physicists out there may be shouting, scott, that would put you at odds with the law of conservation of energy, which says energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only converted from one form to another. And that's a good point. Also, thanks for listening, weird pedantic physicist guy. I don't think we're at odds with the law of conservation of energy because I think it's not actually creating any energy, merely transferring it, like the law says. All genuinely human compliments start with one thing in common attention. That attention is then the energy that gets transferred to the other person through the compliment. You notice someone's new haircut or nicely matched outfit, pay attention to a child's work at school or some artist's new creation. It takes a little effort, it takes a little time to learn how to always be looking for those things, but you translate that attention into some kind of a compliment and when it hits its destination it can actually lift the spirits of whoever was on the receiving end. They're not the only one affected either. I mean, if I land a compliment and I can tell it was successful, I get a little zing out of it too, sort of a positive shrapnel that radiates off the compliment and gets you as well, which I guess speaks to how powerful the thing attention is and how much energy is really involved in it. So, as always when I need a little infallible wisdom on a subject, I turn to the world of Hollywood. We're talking big budget studios, rooms full of award winning writers, people who can and do work obsessively over a screenplay until every last letter and punctuation mark are perfect. So then, when I Google the best compliments in the history of movies, what comes up? I mean, it's a pretty subjective thing, but there does seem to be a consensus for number one. Actually, I think this one gets noticed in part because it's got big actors. They did pretty good with awards, nabbing Oscars for leading actor, leading actress, supporting actor and best picture. And well, it not only gives a compliment, but that compliment happens during a discussion about compliments and then it gets commented on directly. So I think it's especially highlighted in people's memories. I'm speaking of the 1997 movie, as good as it gets written by James L Brooks, starring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, both of whom won Academy Awards for their roles. Like I said, in the film, nicholson is a prickly writer who is rude and downright awful to everyone around him, and Hunt is a waitress with far too much patience for a person like that. But there's a famous scene in the middle where they're having dinner together and it starts like this Okay, now I got a real great compliment for you, and it's true. Speaker 3: 4:51 So afraid you're about to say something awful. Speaker 2: 4:54 Don't be pessimistic. It's not your style. Okay, here I go. Clearly a mistake. Speaker 4: 5:05 I've got this. What Ailment. Speaker 1: 5:15 And then Jack proceeds to ramble about himself and not wanting to take a medication His doctor prescribed, while Helen stares at him. And then he finally gets to this destination. Speaker 4: 5:25 Well, my compliment to you is the next morning I started taking the pills. Speaker 3: 5:37 I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me. Speaker 1: 5:41 Yup, I'm team Helen here. It's not a compliment for her, okay, so what do you have to say to that Jack? Speaker 2: 5:50 You make me want to be a better man. Speaker 1: 5:54 Ooh, okay, helen, let him have it. Speaker 2: 6:01 That's maybe the best compliment of my life. Speaker 1: 6:04 What? No, helen? I mean, they sell it. They are great actors, but that's a terrible compliment, helen. That's when you should be saying this one again. Speaker 3: 6:16 I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me. Speaker 1: 6:19 All right, we need some help here. The definitions I get when I look up compliment are a polite expression of praise or admiration and to politely congratulate or praise someone for something. So when Jack pulls out the you make me want to be a better man thing. It's not congratulating or praising anything about Helen's character, he's commenting on himself and I know some people will be like, yeah, that's the point they're making, because he's such a self-centered guy that that's all he can muster and it's a huge thing for him and sure, fine, but it still is a terrible compliment that still makes it all about him, and Helen shouldn't have said that's maybe the best compliment of my life because it wasn't even a compliment. Can you imagine telling someone about it? Like trying to tell someone about the compliment you just got? Wow, you're not going to believe the compliment I just got. Oh, tell me. Well, you know that awful guy, the one everyone hates. Well, he just said I make him want to be better. Better than awful, yeah, I guess, but not even good. Just better than completely awful, yeah. And then he gave you a compliment. No, that was the compliment, oh Right. But Nicholson and Hunt were on top of their games, delivered their lines like real pros, and it worked. I'm not saying it didn't work, just that it doesn't make sense and I think it sort of should. If it's going to get marked down as the best compliment in movie history and I'll argue, it actually took that crown from another famous romance relationship movie that came out just one year earlier, the Cameron Crow smash hit from 1996, starring Tom Cruise and Renee Zellweger. I'm talking, of course, about the film Jerry Maguire If you haven't seen it. Jerry Maguire, tom Cruise is a sports agent who leaves his big agency to go at it solo, and Zellweger plays a single mother who doesn't know if she and Maguire are partners in business, in romance in both or in neither. It's a great movie. Tom Cruise is doing his thing and Renee Zellweger kills it. Cubic Coding Jr Pulse down an Oscar for his role. Regina King and Jonathan Libnicki are perfect, and everyone starts quoting Jerry Maguire all over the place. Two of the most famous lines are actually in the clip I want to play In the movie. At a time when they have been apart, an emotional Tom Cruise comes to see Renee Zellweger and gives a manic, impassioned speech to win her back, which culminates in this I love you. Speaker 4: 8:58 You Complete me. I'm not just Shut up, just shut up. Speaker 2: 9:03 You hate me, I'm not. Just Shut up, just shut up, you hate me, I'm not just Shut up, shut up, shut up. Speaker 5: 9:12 You hate me at hello, you hate me at hello. Speaker 1: 9:23 Okay, renee, fair enough, jerry Maguire could probably have me at hello too. I mean, we're talking about Tom Cruise in 96. That, the peak of his Tom Cruise-iness. He could probably have at

For this episode, Scot talks sports! One sport in particular. A Japanese sport that may be new to you. It’s the wonderful game of Park Golf, and we give it a glowing deep dive.  Small club, big ball, rubber tee, and you’re ready to hit the course. Listen to stories about Park Golf from Japan and adventures I have in America. I talk with Kris Beyer Jones from Destroyer Park Golf for an interview with the first park golf course in America, and some of my usual unusual hijinks with my friends Jeff Clemens and Alex Yocum.   Find Destroyer Park Golf at https://destroyerparkgolf.com/ Find the International Park Golf Association of America (IPGAA) at https://ipgaa.com/ Find Wormburner Park Golf at https://www.wormburnerparkgolf.com/ And find the Japanese Park Golf Association at https://www.parkgolf.or.jp/   Check out all pics, videos, and transcript on the webpage for this episode:  https://perfectshowpodcast.com/14-park-golf/ Music from this episode by:   Avishka31 - https://www.fiverr.com/avishka31 Bastereon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire desparee - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee Gelyanov - https://www.fiverr.com/gelyanov Gui Moraes - https://www.fiverr.com/guimoraes Isehgal - https://www.fiverr.com/isehgal kgrapofficial - https://www.fiverr.com/kgrapofficial Nearbysound - https://www.fiverr.com/nearbysound rito_shopify - https://www.fiverr.com/rito_shopify Yashchaware - https://www.fiverr.com/yashchaware Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License: Komiku - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku School - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/mall_1328/   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:23 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I am your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that can be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection Ah, sports. I'm not much of a sports guy anymore. I mean, I certainly had my phases both as a player and as a fan, both in my childhood. That was the end of that sentence. Both of those were in my childhood. That's why it's weird to me that I found a totally new sport and then became an avid player and fan of it completely in my adulthood. This sport may be new to you too, and if it is, please allow me to proudly introduce you to the game of park golf. Throughout my childhood I had played, and then quit, a number of sports, or rather, I would often hit a ceiling on both my natural athletic ability and my willingness to practice things past when they stopped being fun. But as a kid I had done t-ball and then baseball, soccer for a little bit early on, basketball for a bit later, and then track in seventh grade as well. All of those were over by high school, though, where I was on the high school tennis team for one year as a freshman before not making the team again my sophomore year. You know what sophomore me thought of that Whatever, because you know what sophomore me thought of pretty much everything Whatever. But on the fan side of things, as a child growing up in a suburb of Kansas City, I was of course, into the Royals for baseball and the Chiefs for football. Basketball was trickier since there was no pro team nearby. I think the Chicago Bulls were the closest to us geographically, but the Kansas J-hawks were in Lawrence, just a half hour from us, and they pretty much filled all the same fandom needs that a pro team would Now like a lot of things. That all changed when I went to Japan, but first I remember trying to keep up in absurd ways having my dad record football games and then mail me the tapes, but that stopped pretty quickly. The only game that NHK, which is the main Japanese television network, carried live was the Super Bowl, which, because of the time difference their Sunday night game actually airs on early Monday morning Japan time. Some expats tried each year to get something going, but the morning vibe, along with the strangeness of the game being broadcast, but none of the commercials. A lot of the time we were watching the players standing and waiting for ad breaks to end and eating like eggs or donuts or some morning food. I tried to get into some Japanese sports too. I went to a couple of Japanese baseball games, I tried to watch some sumo, but it wasn't until I moved to Hokkaido that a sport truly took hold of me again. Now I'd have guessed that sport would have been skiing. I had liked skiing as a kid and I'd even tried to go skiing once in Japan, but they didn't have any boots in my size, so actually I ended up spending my first ski trip in Japan just sitting while everyone else skied. When I applied for my next job in Japan, it was with the JET program, a program that places native English speakers into schools and town halls to help with language and culture exchange. But in order to get a position on JET, I had to go back to the US for an interview. I had put Hokkaido as one of my top choices and I was keen not to have a repeat of my first Japanese ski trip. So there, during the hottest part of the summer in Kansas, the flattest state in the US. I bought some ski boots in my size and hauled them back to Japan with me. I did end up getting placed on the northern island of Hokkaido Very, very far north Hokkaido actually and I skied some, but my real sport was something we accidentally stumbled on during my first summer there, and that sport was park golf. I had lived in Japan for over a year in Kyushu, and it wasn't until I moved to Hokkaido that I even heard of park golf. And that's because, even though park golf is an international sport, technically, it was invented in Hokkaido, japan, and with the more spacious nature of Hokkaido compared to the other Japanese prefectures, that's where the vast majority of the courses are as well. Wikipedia tells me park golf started in 1983, invented in the town of Makubatsu, japan, which is also on the northern island of Hokkaido, although it also says the sport is like a cross between golf and croquet, which I think is off. There's no wickets or hitting other players' balls or anything. I'd say it's more like the midway point between regular golf and mini golf. You get to crack the ball when you hit it more than mini golf, and the ball is bigger, like a baseball or a billiards ball, so you have a much larger target than a normal golf and you can put extra English, extra spin on the thing when you hit it. No spinning windmills or statues, but plenty of land and sand challenges. Rules run roughly the same as golf. You count your strokes for each hole and add them up at the end. Low scores are good and high scores are bad. That's all the same. Wikipedia also says the creators wanted it to be really accessible to everyone, so it's designed to be played with really simple equipment For park golf. You only need one ball, one tee and one club, making it cheap to play and to buy equipment for. Speaking of equipment, driving, chipping and putting are all done with that same stubby club. I'd say the club looks like you took a regular putter shaft and handle, then shortened it and stuck the head of a driver on the end of it. I'm 6'1 and I hunch over a lot to get a good hit with one. Most Japanese people weren't that tall, especially the older Japanese people I would often see out playing park golf, and so they didn't have to hunch over nearly as much, but there's still more of a well, I'll call it a hunch and whack style to hitting a park golf ball than the wind up and follow through of a regular golf swing. Meanwhile, what you're hitting is a hard plastic ball, 60mm wide or about 2, 3, 8 inches, so that's just a little smaller than a tennis ball, which is 65 to 68mm. Many are just a simple solid color. I started off with those, but I enjoyed splurging on one new ball to begin each new park golf season and I eventually opted for something cooler. Maybe a ball with a marbleized color or gold flecks that sparkle in the sun, or one where the outer plastic is clear but you can see an inner complex geodesic dome structure inside of it something like that. With the larger ball, it also makes sense that you would have a larger hole. The park golf hole is between 200 to 216mm across, making it around 8 to 8.5 inches in diameter, pretty much twice as wide as the 4 and a quarter inch hole for regular golf, which means we're dealing with a park golf hole that has four times as much area as a regular golf hole when you multiply it out. Holes are supposed to be limited to a maximum of 100 meters long, that's 109 yards, and a nine hole course is supposed to total a maximum length of 500 meters, which is 547 yards. But I gotta say I definitely played many courses in Hokkaido that exceeded both those limits and some of my favorite courses were the longest and most sprawling. So I'm not sure how strictly they monitor that rule, but that is definitely one for official courses. Wikipedia notes that, despite it being accessible for every age, there are a vast majority of the parkers which is what it says park golf players are called but that's literally my first time ever hearing that term. But it says that most of them by far are retirees, and I definitely can concur. But I also think there's a bunch of reasons why that is, and it doesn't seem so strange to me really. First off, the best times to park golf were during times when non-retirees would be either at work or school, so it makes total sense that would become a spot where you'd see it as an activity for retirees during that time. Japan also has a strong culture of activities planned and available for its older population. That doesn't so much exist in the United States. It's definitely built int

In this episode we examine what happens at sea in the middle of the night, culminating in a crazy night in a Frankenstein-themed nightclub. Join Scot on a discussion of boats, water, staying up all night, and then join him aboard a ship in the middle water and in the middle of the night for this topic.   Check out all pics, videos, and transcript on the webpage for this episode: https://perfectshowpodcast.com/13-cruise-ship-3am/   Music from this episode by:   Simon Carryer - https://www.simoncarryer.com/   Bastereon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon   Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo   kgrapofficial - https://www.fiverr.com/kgrapofficial   dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire   desparee - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee   rito_shopify - https://www.fiverr.com/rito_shopify   Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License:   Komiku - "School" - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/school/   AI-Generated Transcript: Speaker 2: 0:24 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen, and what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that can be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I present one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection. I've always been a very land-based human. I grew up in Kansas where, from the right vantage point, you can see oceans of land, with waves of crops blowing in the wind Really the only form of ocean I knew growing up. Other people tell me that looking out over the water makes them feel at ease and gives them a calm sense of peace or serenity, but I've never really felt that. To me, oceans are the home of monsters who can all breathe where I can't, which is not really the calmest or most peaceful thought. That's why it's strange that I'd want to make an episode about basically surrounding myself with nothing but water on the biggest boat I could ever imagine and about finding perfection on that ship in the middle of the night. I think being surrounded by water affects people differently. Some people find peace out in the open water, others the water gives them a different energy and brings chaos. But, like getting seasick, you don't really know how you'll react until it's too late to do much about it. I talked with a friend recently who told me about having this feeling, but even more so she told me the scientific name for it it's called the Lassophobia and it's the intense fear of large bodies of water. I don't think I'm at that level at all, but it was interesting to hear her talk about her intense feelings around water, because I recognize so much that I have, just on a smaller scale. So I said I didn't like water, and that's true. But boats are a different thing. I like a boat, though I haven't really been on that many In my earliest memories of any boat at all. I'm sitting on Smithville Lake in Missouri with Grandpa Moppen, and maybe Grandma or Dad were there too. But fishing was one of my grandpa's passions and he shared it with my sister and me from a very young age. I'm not sure how many other boats I had even gone on, and what gets included under the classification of boat. The Kansas City area has a couple of examples that I don't know if I should really count. At Worlds of Fun, the big theme park in the area, I rode on a mock riverboat that was really just being pulled along on an underwater track at the park so that one seems borderline. Probably shouldn't count it, but what feels completely out of the question are Kansas City's riverboat casinos. Now, to me gambling always seems to have the oddest hoops to jump that make it go from completely illegal, go to prison crime, to 100% A-OK, super profitable business. To go from a place where it's not allowed to one where it is, you may have to cross a state line, like in Lake Tahoe, where the California side of the state line just has hotels, but across the street on the Nevada side they've become large hotel casinos due to the different state laws on gambling. Or the line between the United States land and tribal lands, where the laws are different as well. You might even have to cross from land to water in the case of the floating casinos on the Mississippi River where, as long as there are businesses on the water, the laws are different than they are on land. So these boats sail up and down the river, fulfilling that requirement regularly. But the riverboats in Kansas City are, well, they're different. For one, they are large complexes the size of shopping malls and you might wonder how well a riverboat could float in water, being that size. But don't worry, these riverboats aren't surrounded by water at all, but rather by enormous parking lots locking them in acres of concrete on all sides. Now, it might be hard to conjure up the image of a riverboat, considering the description I've just given you, but a few of them have put forth a nominal amount of effort to remind you that they are in fact boats A lit up display, smokestack, maybe a neon paddle wheel that is completely stationary you know stuff like that. So what makes these riverboats boats, you ask. I mean, why are they even called riverboats? Well, of course it's water. Most of the riverboats casino concrete foundation is taken up with restaurants, shops, movie theaters and the like. But to go on to the gambling floor in the middle you have to first step across the threshold, a small one foot gap bridged by a textured metal plate, beneath which runs a one foot wide stream of water that has been diverted out of the nearby Missouri River and then, after flowing under the metal plate, eventually flows back out to the Missouri River once more. And that's the magic that does it in KC. Walk across a rain gutters worth of water and now you're on a boat, which always felt so weird to me, so I don't count those really in the list of boats I've ridden. I guess that would be my auto boat dog right, no, and that means I don't really have that many boats in my past at all. The short boat trip in India I talked about last episode, a couple of ferries to Bershiri and Reibu and islands in Japan when I lived there and a short one in Seattle, but until a few years ago that was really it for me and boats, fishing with my grandpa, a bunch of non boats and some ferries. But then, in 2019, we got the call from the big leagues. It was a family trip being planned by people higher up in the tree than us, and we were invited to go on a cruise with a large group of relatives, something I had definitely never even thought of doing before and before I knew it, we were booked and packing for a big trip on the biggest boat I could imagine. We'd be departing from Seattle, washington, and then sailing north to see glaciers in Alaska, where I'd never been before, then back to Seattle, making a few stops in between. Now, this ship, the cruise ship, really was like a floating city. The ridiculous premise of a shopping mall slash casino being a boat because someone ran a hose through it was the fake version, but that idea was the reality of a cruise ship. The ship we would be sailing on, the Diamond Princess, had 13 decks, held 2600 passengers and another 1100 crew members and, like any cruise ship, it had to be designed with the goal of keeping over 2000 people entertained or at least occupied all day long, day after day. On a ship, they can't leave. So there was a lot to do Things starting all over all the time. You just looked at what was happening when and you could choose which things to hit up. But more even than the non-stop scheduled events, I was fascinated by just the fundamental differences that being on a ship brought. The first surprising discovery on board the ship, one that I didn't even know to expect at all, was the way the boat moved. At first you noticed some minor rocking back and forth while it leaves the port, but when the ship reaches open water it really picks up steam and the minor rocking becomes much more intense. The whole ship moves with the waves, but because it's so big, the time it takes to rock back and forth makes it feel like whatever ground you're on is either rising or falling slowly. I'd probably have a more poetic description if I'd been on ships all my life, but walking down a hall was almost like walking across one of those plank and rope bridges where as you walk you make the thing bounce and by the middle you're dealing with the whole bridge just rippling up and down in a wave. People were having a hard time with the rocking and more than a few of our family party just stayed in their cabin and tried to deal with their seasickness. The surprising part to me, mr Land, guy. Well, I was just fine Better than fine, actually. On my first trip where I could get seasick, I discovered that the rocking up and down and sort of moving floor feeling was something, well, something that I really enjoyed. It was like being on a slow motion trampoline, or maybe like the best parts of being tipsy, without any of the cost, calories or other negative parts of drinking. I get why people don't like it and I had never rolled those dice before, but if, when I did, I had found that I get really sick from the rocking motion, I'd feel the same way too. I didn't, so I didn't. For people who have been on a cruise before, or just people with enough wear with all to actually know what one's like, please bear with me, I was not in that camp prior to this. So the ship has shops, shows, places to eat, swimming pools, a gym, a casino and even a hospital jail in morgue in case something goes drastically wrong while you're cruising. It was huge, I'll be honest. It was also very overwhelming initially. I am not an extrovert. Often, and I'm also not particularly a swim in the sun or dance the night away type. There were people everywhere, and I'm no

This episode Scot revisits stories of the most amazing building he’s ever been to, the Taj Mahal, and the magic that happens to it during an Indian sunrise.  Scot also looks more locally to see if there is anything around his area that can help recreate this experience and even complete a part of it he could never do in India. Check out all pics, videos, and for the first time a rough transcript on the webpage for this episode: https://perfectshowpodcast.com/12-the-taj-mahal-at-sunrise/   Trappy808 - https://www.fiverr.com/trappy808_   Gopakumar1830 - https://www.fiverr.com/gopakumar1830   rito_shopify - https://www.fiverr.com/rito_shopify   Tushar Lall - https://youtu.be/Xrk6uRZK38w   mwmusic - https://www.fiverr.com/mwmusic   aarchirecords - https://www.fiverr.com/aarchirecords Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   Scot's India Sketchbook - https://photos.google.com/album/AF1QipM5Q-rMxYzFAzmzOWmUeXGw8RhLAzJ_yUolsQ-y   Floating Taj Sausalito official Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tajmahalsausalitoofficial/   AI-Generated Transcript: Speaker 1: 0:25 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospect, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that can be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection. Photographs usually do a pretty good job of showing you what something looks like the colors, shapes, sort of giving you a sense of that thing. Photography is built around this idea. Tv and movies are built around this idea. Online shopping is built around this idea. Photographers and cinematographers know how to take the time to make something look so great it looks even better than the real thing. But then there are those things that are so amazing in person, so spectacular, that no photo ever does them justice. The best they can manage is a pale imitation. One of those things for me is the Taj Mahal. My mom was an elementary school art teacher for 40 years and we always had these gigantic books of different artists' work with huge, detailed pictures of their paintings. She would use them as resources in class to show students and for her own classes as she worked on her master's degree in the summers. Monet, dali, rockwell, picasso, gauguin, van Gogh, matisse I was flipping through all of them over and over again from an early age. We would also go regularly to the Nelson Atkins Art Museum in Kansas City, so I grew up seeing paintings both in books and in person a lot. It got me interested in art, eventually allowing me to enter college on an art scholarship, and pretty much affected everything in my life. During college I would have one art history course each semester, which would put me in a big auditorium twice a week looking at giant projections of paintings on a screen. One summer, while traveling through Chicago, I made a visit to the Chicago Institute of Art Museum where I got to see a traveling exhibit of Van Gogh paintings, including one that I had seen on screen in art history class and also in my mom's books. It was small in real life smaller than the giant screen projection, of course, but also smaller than the reproduction of it I had seen in the book. The real painting was smaller than a piece of printer paper, which really surprised me and modest. It wasn't showy at all. It was just a small painting of the sun setting over a wheat field. I didn't really pay much attention to it on the screen or the book, just flipped right past it, but there in person it stopped me in my tracks. I remember having the absurd initial reaction of thinking they shouldn't allow photos of this to be in books or online because you just lose so much the type of thing where it feels almost rude to show people the photograph of it first and let them think they've seen what the real thing is like. Pictures hadn't shown me the texture of the gloves of paint or really represented the vibrance of the colors well at all. I hadn't had this sort of jarring disconnect when seeing any other paintings before and I had seen a lot of paintings. This was just the one for me. It shot up to the top of my list immediately. The photos had shown me what the image looked like, but not at all what it was like to actually see the painting if that makes any sense Like a replica that doesn't really replicate the thing. Now this sort of phenomenon has happened multiple times over my life, most often with landscapes or sunsets stuff that just flattens and dies in a photo. It's happened a few times with paintings like the one in Chicago, and once with a building. That building was the famous Taj Mahal in India. I mentioned last episode that I had my honeymoon in India and we went there without a real plan apart from visiting the Golden Triangle Trio of tourism cities, which are Delhi, agra and Jaipur, and then adding on a fourth city, udaipur. Okay, so it's geography time again. This is beginning to become a regular feature on the show, I guess, but the Golden Triangle is that trio of cities in the northern part of India. India's total population is 1.38 billion. Delhi, india's capital city, holds 18 million of those people. Then, to the south of Delhi, 220 kilometers or 137 miles, a two to three hour train ride away, is Agra, a beautiful city known for the Agra Fort, but more famously for the Taj Mahal, which sits in Agra on the banks of the Yamuna River. Northwest of Agra, about the same distance, 230 kilometers or 143 miles, another three to four hour train ride away, is Jaipur, also known as the Pink City, and it's a center for a huge market of shops and bazaars and trade. Then Jaipur is 260 kilometers from Delhi again, and these three cities form a rough triangle. So that's the Golden Triangle that people talk of when they're talking about India. Down southwest of Jaipur, the second city I told you about, nearly 400 kilometers or about 250 miles outside the Golden Triangle is the city of Udaipur. It's a seven to eight hour train ride, so that's an all day thing from Jaipur or an overnight thing from Delhi. Udaipur is a city built around a huge man-made lake called Lake Pichola. I say man-made and because I'm an American, that always serves up a certain connotation in my mind as to what time period we're talking about. But India is a way different place with a way different timeline, so you have to adjust a bit to how that changes things. This man-made lake was completed in 1362, nearly 700 years ago. So Lake Pichola has one island with a super fancy hotel on it. I mean, the hotel is the island out in the middle of the lake and it looks like a palace. This was featured prominently in the James Bond movie Octopussy, and restaurants around the lake continually remind you of that point by trying to beckon you into their nightly viewings of the film over a lake backdrop. But more on that later. I talked my new wife, misha, into my bright idea of landing in India with zero plants or reservations of any kind, because I'd read to be wary of online reservations and getting a bait and switch when you register for hotels that way. So I thought it would be better to just be dropped off somewhere central, make our way to lodging and then inspect it when we got there. Of course this was as my ideas can sometimes be terribly underthought through. I am far too quick to just think, ah, it'll probably work out somehow and not plan too much for the trip. We hopped off the plane late, I think nine or ten at night, hailed a cab and asked for a ride to the New Delhi train station. People sometimes use Delhi and New Delhi interchangeably, but there is a difference. New Delhi is one of the districts within the larger city of Delhi. While the larger city of Delhi has been in place since the sixth century BC, new Delhi was really overhauled, restructured and remade in 1911 by the British when they occupied India. A lot of the buildings and roads are made with European architecture influences. So it's a trip to go from Outer Delhi into New Delhi and then start seeing that British influence on things like Karnat Place, a large shopping area. New Delhi is where India's seat of government is and holds India's capital, but New Delhi is only 42.7 square kilometers compared to all of Delhi, which is over 46,000. So using Delhi and New Delhi interchangeably would be like using San Francisco interchangeably with Fisherman's Wharf. So it was the New Delhi train station where we had asked to be dropped off that night on our cab ride from the airport. I thought that seemed like a good place to orient ourselves, check maps and make a plan, so we hopped out and started plotting our moves right there in front of the station, which had the effect of inviting other people to try and insert themselves into that process. We got approached almost instantly by many eager gentlemen keen to show us to the spot we just must be looking for. We knew about these guys too. They get a cut from the hotel if they can bring in paying customers, so they will say anything they need to, not so much making sure it's all true. So we just started walking instead, which momentarily kept people from taking an interest in us. Stopping especially to consult a map or book, though, would get us swarmed with unhelpful helpers offering unhelpful help. We must have looked like bright, shiny idiots that night, a beacon calling out for anyone who wanted to test their luck on the two new kids. We hadn't really gotten a chance to get our india legs yet. Ultimately, we stayed at a nicer place than we had budgeted for because of this, willing to call off our search because it was late. The place was very nice, it would only be for the one night. We were exhausted and besides this was a honeymoon. Right. We had planned what cities we would go to, but not what order or how many days we'd stay in any of them. So in the calm of that nice first ho

This episode is a special one. Scot is going to dive into the story of Morena, the place The Perfect Show’s studio is named after, and recounts the story of one of the most amazing places he ever found in Japan.    The story wanders to Indian restaurants, Hokkaido festival life, and Dr. Pepper.    This one’s been on the slate since the idea of this podcast first happened, and I’m excited to finally share it with you now.    Bossa Nova Chirstmas Songs:   Marcela Mangabeira - All I Want For Christmas is You https://youtu.be/ne2r3378-ZU   Monique Kessous - Last Christmas https://youtu.be/Tp_yks2Fl7E   Tahta Menezes - Happy Christmas (War is Over) https://youtu.be/US-9cddsu2Y   Here are links to Kisha Solomon’s two-part essay “Black in Spain: Beauty Standards and Exoticisms” Part 1: https://www.lasmorenasdeespana.com/blog/black-in-spain-an-exotic-beauty Part 2: https://www.lasmorenasdeespana.com/blog/morena-negra-whats-in-a-name NEW:The Perfect Show has a new website! Now find us at www.perfectshowpodcast.com and put images to any audio you are wondering about.   Special thanks for the cover song:    Romaana Shakir - romaanashakir: https://www.fiverr.com/romaanashakir   Instrumental by Chevy71Corvette on Youtube - https://youtu.be/8zyhnWDhcrM   And for the Japanese segment:   Japanese Voice Over - araccyn: https://www.fiverr.com/araccyan   English Translation - nwcoast90: https://www.fiverr.com/nwcoast90   Original Piano Composition - steveaik7: https://www.fiverr.com/steveaik7 Music from this episode by:   mikesville - https://www.fiverr.com/mikesville   nikas_music - https://www.fiverr.com/nikas_music   brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo   dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire   adam_mejghi - https://www.fiverr.com/adam_mejghi   Desparee - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee   Lofi_rob - https://www.fiverr.com/lofi_rob   Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License: Komiku - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:25 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that could be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little negative perfection. Hey there, this one is a really special topic to me. You may hear me say at the end of most of these episodes that they're recorded at Morena Studios, which is just a name I've given to my little setup here. But for this one, I want to tell you how I picked that name and where it came from. Today, I'd like to tell you the story of Morena. I think it's pretty natural to get homesick when you're living in another country for an extended period of time. Moving within the same country to a place with a different enough feel or culture can do it too. The thing at the heart of that homesick feeling is separation from an environment that you know and immersion in an unfamiliar one. When I left Kansas for Japan, I was pretty ready to go. I was ready to see the world and live on the other side of it and discover who I was going to become. But even if someone is completely ready for that change. I don't think there's any way of avoiding missing what you leave behind. People for sure. That's the big one for most of us, or I should say people, pets, loved ones let's just extend it to loved ones but also haunts, familiar environments, favorite foods and drinks, or even just commonly available foods that you may take for granted until you look around and they're suddenly not available anymore. One that got me in Kyushu was we found a vending machine out in Fukuoka City, one lone vending machine that, along with the more standard choices you would find in Japanese vending machines like Coke or Pepsi, pokari, sweat and energy drinks, this one had Dr Pepper as an option. This one vending machine was the only place I had seen Dr Pepper in over a year. Now. Dr Pepper is not a beverage I drink. I've had maybe three in the last ten years, but seeing Dr Pepper in Japan just triggered something and my roommate and I got like six cans each. We took them back to our apartment to save her a little taste of home over the next few days or however long. I don't think I've ever enjoyed a Dr Pepper as much as those. So I'd have bouts of homesickness like that here and there, usually prompted by seeing something American in Japan or hearing about something happening back in America, where I wasn't. But mostly I was on board for Japan and everything that meant. So those times were few and far between the English-speaking foreigners in the Japanese places I lived tended to know each other. When I lived in a big city there was an informal social and support network of other foreigners. We would get together regularly and travel in many of the same circles. At these get-togethers we would trade tips or stories and reminisce about the things we missed from our various homes. Honestly, just having conversations at natural speed in English was a pretty significant comfort all on its own. It lets you sort of turn off the non-stop translation machine that's usually running while you live there. Also, as just a person who loves other countries and cultures, it was a real chance to overload on them. In my daily actions I would be immersed in a foreign culture, but it was always Japan. At these get-togethers I was mingling with and getting to know people from Canada, england, ireland, scotland, south Africa, australia, new Zealand, singapore, mexico, indonesia, malaysia. I met someone from the Isle of man once. I mean just so many places. Socializing in Hokkaido was very much the same but, like with everything in Hokkaido, it was really the scale that was different. The foreigners there, like everything on that island, were a little more spread out from each other than in Kyushu. For my first Hokkaido town, I would need to drive a half hour or so to reach the next nearest English speakers and another half hour to meet the next closest. Those of us in the Northern region became a close-knit group despite that distance. We had an emailless server that operated like a text thread would now, and we would meet up fairly frequently to hang out or do things. Usually that meant heading to a bigger city nearby, which, where we were, meant Nairo. Nairo is a medium-sized city for Hokkaido, small for the rest of Japan but positively metropolitan compared to Nakatombezu, the tiny village where I was living. Now let me take a left turn at this point in the show and a moment to explain my relationship with Indian food. It'll tie back in, trust me, but I never had Mexican food in Kansas. The first burrito I ever ate was in Japan, if that gives you a sense of how adventurous of an eater I was as a child and I had absolutely no awareness of Indian food. My first time having Indian was also in Japan where I discovered that I absolutely loved it, as did many others in my circle, and it became sort of a linchpin. My friends and I would plan around if we knew we were headed somewhere large enough to have an Indian restaurant. There were a bunch in Kyushu and they weren't terribly hard to find, but I was in a really urban setting there and remember everything in Hokkaido is more spread out, which is especially true for non-Japanese restaurants. The easiest place to find Indian food was Sapporo, hokkaido's capital city and the largest one on the island. Sapporo has a population of nearly 2 million people and that meant they had a number of curry places we would hit up trying anywhere we could find that served Indian or Nepalese curry and revisiting our favorites any time. We came back. A few hours north of Sapporo stands the city of Asahikawa. It is the second largest city in Hokkaido with a population of around 350,000. So the second largest city in Hokkaido only has 17% of the population of the largest city. Just to give you an idea again of the size, drop off of cities and how the scale of things is just different up there. Sliding down the list of Hokkaido cities, you reach Naioro at number 24, with a population of about 30,000. This was the big city for my northern friends and me, about a 45 minute to an hour drive away on Waini Mountain Roads from where I lived. Naioro had wider food selection than where most of my friends and I lived, and so I'd go to the Saijo there for grocery shopping, and we do celebration dinners at the restaurants there when there was an occasion, and it was also the nearest spot to quench any fast food cravings that cropped up via the Moss Burger Drive-Thru, which is still there across the street from the Yamada Denki electronic store where I bought so many things, and it looks like there's even a McDonald's in Naioro now too, which didn't used to be the case. So, uh, good job Naioro. I guess One thing Naioro lacked, though, was an Indian food spot. We would recheck from time to time Google Naioro and Indodiyo-Di from our K-Ti phones, ask Japanese friends who lived in Naioro and just check with each other regularly to keep ourselves up to date with the latest version of the FFDB, the foreign food database. My wife and I, back when we were just dating, bonded in part over our love of Indian food. We had it at our wedding, we went to India for our honeymoon. But before any of that we would roam around Hokkaido together looking for new Indian restaurants to try, especially if a work function or teacher meeting had us going to a new city that we hadn't searched before. When I was traveling down to one of these meetings, I got a text from my Australian friend, sam, who had left his town earlier. We all were usually given like time off and a little travel money for these things and then just expected to make our way to the hotel or wherever on our own and show up by whatever time. But Sam texted tha

Short episode trying something new where Scot puts out a call to action, calling on you to call in with some compliments. Tell me about the best ones you’ve ever gotten and tell me about the best ones you’ve ever given.   A short 4 minute episode to introduce the new Podcast Call-In Line at 616-737-3329. Call and leave me a voicemail that could get played on a later show!   That’s 616-737-3329, 616-PERFECZ UPDATE: I have made the episode this call-in was for, so I'm no longer taking calls, and the episode I used this for is ep 15 - Pink Shoes / Punk Shows.  Check it out and be on the look out for more of these in the future. Visit perfectshowpodcast.com for more.   Music on this episode by:   Noah Makes Music: https://www.fiverr.com/noahmakesmusic Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:23 Hey everybody, it's Scott and this is the Perfect Show. I'd like to try something new today and see if I can interact a little with you all. So I set up a call-in number and I'm looking for listeners to call in with responses to two questions First, what's the best compliment you've ever gotten? And second, what's the best compliment you've ever given. That's it. So that means to you call in and let me know your answer for either one or both of those questions. Tell me the compliment, tell me the story, if it needs a little context, but I want to hear it. I want to know about the best compliments you've given and about the best ones you've gotten. You call in, leave your name or however you want to be referred to in a short message that I may use on a future show. Mind that I'm thinking of for the show as a funny one, but funny, serious, long short. I want to hear whatever you got. So, about the phone number, you know how you can pick your number sometimes and the numbers on phones will spell out things if you're using old phones or texting T9 or whatever. Well, I got the Google voice number. That spells out 616-P-E-R-F-E-C-C. That's right, 616-737-3329. Don't call 616. Perfect. It's one number different than I was able to get, because, of course, all the ones that spell out perfect or already taken, I mean I didn't have some special early invite to Google voice. So we are 616 perfect Z no T 616-737-3329. Give it a call. Tell me about some compliments. Also, you might predict that if I don't get any calls I'll be sad and think I don't have any listeners. But no, no, no, no, no. Well, you'd be half right. I will be sad because it will only mean that my listeners are all clearly very terrible, rude people who never compliment each other. But that's okay. It just means you'll need whatever I'm making all that much more. So if you're hearing this, try not to wait until the last minute. I'm a procrastinator myself. I get it, but that compliment that just popped into your head when I asked about it just now. You're going to forget that one if you wait too long, and I really want to hear it. So just call up our shiny new voicemail at 616-737-3329. Maybe unsurprisingly, I make this show pretty slowly. So if you figure it's been a month and you are too late, you aren't Up until you see an episode that uses the compliment voicemails. It's still fair game, so call in and add your story to. I am working on the next episode already. It's almost done. So this isn't for that and that will be out sooner than a month. But this will be for a different episode later on. Hello there, this is Scott from the future In rejecting to let you know I have now finished that episode and it's episode 15 about pink shoes and punk shows. It should be in the same feed. You found this just five episodes later in the timeline. So the original window for calls has passed. But I'll try to do more of these down the road somewhere in the future, especially if I hear that this is the type of thing you'd like more of. That's it. I just wanted to jump in and say thanks for listening to the show and I hope you like what I made out of this. Okay, now back to the original episode. Okay, so you can find the number here a bunch of times It'll be the show notes and on socials for you. Yeah, the gauntlet has been laid Lied. I have lied down the gauntlet. Gaunt laid, gauntlet lane. Yeah, call up the compliment line and that number one more time is 616-737-3329. That's 616-perfect Z, Perfect Z, perfect Z, perfect Z for non-Americans and lay some compliments on me. Lay, lie, lay your compliments upon me. The Perfect Show site is perfectshowsite. Perfect Show Show on Twitter, instagram and YouTube. Perfectshowshow at gmailcom and now 616-perfectz. Anyway, until next time, I'm Scott Moppen, and thanks for listening to the Perfect Show. I'm going to eat 50 eggs.

Today’s episode is all about music that exists in multiple languages. Join Scot on a journey of discovery exploring the ins and outs of some of some great examples of this phenomenon.  We talk The Beatles, Shakira, BoA, Encanto, Phil Collins, Avril Lavigne, Shania Twain, Johnny Cash, and more! From all over the world find out about the artists that have done this strange yet impressive feat and hear them in the act.  Check videos for all the songs discussed here: http://perfectshow.site/09-multi-language-songs/ Check the original songs here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxDnKc4gzWuwjpl1tz6WUw Special thanks to fiverr artists who worked on the songs from this episode:    Cana Rialto - canarialto: https://www.fiverr.com/canarialto   Chloe Chan - jiachen782: https://www.fiverr.com/jiachen782   Arunabh Kumar - arunabhkumar: https://www.fiverr.com/arunabhkumar   Charu Haran - charuharan: https://www.fiverr.com/charuharan   Ekata Sharma - ekatashreya: https://www.fiverr.com/ekatashreya   Thomas Mennuni - thomasmennuni: https://www.fiverr.com/thomasmennuni   Lucas GM - lucas_gm: https://www.fiverr.com/lucas_gm   StudioBlackroom - studioblackroom: https://www.fiverr.com/studioblackroom Music from this episode by:   Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo   Bastreon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon   Handanu - https://www.fiverr.com/handanu   Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie   KG Rap Official - https://www.fiverr.com/kgrapofficial   Lofi_rob - https://www.fiverr.com/lofi_rob   From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License:   Komiku - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku   Mall - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/mall_1328   A Calm Moment to Remember Before Taking the Dangerous Road - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Helice_Awesome_Dance_Adventure_/a-calm-moment-to-remember-before-taking-the-dangerous-roa   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:19 Hey, it's Scott. Quick disclaimer here at the top this episode has clips from a lot of songs and one of them has a curse word that I haven't beeped, so if that's something you like to be aware of ahead of time, well, now you are Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that could be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection. I find it very impressive when people are able to function in multiple languages. I've had conversations in mixed company that switch back and forth between English and Japanese frequently, and those are the moments when I really feel the seams of my own language ability stretching much more so compared to times where I only need to operate in English or Japanese. But some people just seem to be able to flip back and forth between languages mid-sentence effortlessly. I'm also quite impressed by musical ability of any kind. In particular, singing Instruments carry their own complexities, for sure. I played a few growing up and I get that. But to me they are maybe less daunting because, as long as they are in tune, they usually have an obvious mechanical action for achieving a note, like press this key or cover that hole. Singing feels like you're asked to do the same thing just without the help of any equipment or machinery. You're just expected to nail the note all on your own. So then it should come as no surprise that people who can sing in multiple languages nearly short circuit my brain. I've memorized some non-English lyrics to a few songs over the years. But to be able to perform musically in front of a microphone while operating in a language that isn't your well, I can't even say native language, because some people absolutely do grow up speaking two, three or more languages, but it's just a stack to me, you know. Difficult thing on top of difficult thing on top of yet another difficult thing and pulling it all off. That's why this episode I want to celebrate music that travels across languages and the singers putting their skills on display. Now let me jump out here and set up some guidelines, because there are some gray areas in that statement, but I'm looking for songs that follow a very specific set of rules. First and foremost, it has to be the same singer doing both languages. I came across some foreign language versions of songs, but they were sung by a different singer and I'd consider that to be pretty much a cover song, even though it's in a different language. But that's not what I'm talking about here. So the singer needs to be the same, but also I'm looking for the song to be the same too. Right, someone singing all their regular songs in English but then throwing it in an Ave Maria on a Christmas album or something? That's not going to count. Same singer, same song, multiple languages. By the way, the more language versions the song has, the happier it makes me. I mean, remaking a song in a second language is mind-blowing enough to me, but some musicians don't stop it only too. My joy about the whole thing just increases exponentially for each additional language that's involved. When I started this search, I only really knew of a handful of examples, most of which I had personally collected over the years as just oddities and curiosities, and I'll get to each of those. But in researching for this episode, I discovered a ton of additional examples and started taking notes. Remember, I love this type of song where some people may light up at the first edition of a famous book. I light up at the French edition of a famous song. In collecting all the songs for this, my multi-language music collection grew way bigger, like Grinchart style, and when the song list got long enough, I started to see some similarities among the different tracks, and what I came up with was three different categories for these songs on my list. Category 1 Category 1 the first category is for singers who release music in multiple markets regularly. Usually, if I find out about them, there's an English version involved, and oftentimes, if there's another version of the song, it'll be in Spanish due to the large overlap of Spanish-speaking and English-speaking markets where I live. I'm sure there are a ton of examples that I have no idea about out there with songs and pairs or trios of languages that just don't involve English. Now, this may seem obvious, but a lot of the artists in this category are multilingual, meaning they speak two or more languages. I mean, it's got to make it easier to sing in a language if you're already comfortable communicating in it, right? Ricky Martin, who became a huge star in the late 90s, early 2000s, has a ton of songs like this. A good example is Liv and La Vida Loca, which, like a lot of his songs, has an English version and a. Spanish version released simultaneously to play in both the Spanish and English-speaking markets. Same thing with Gloria Estefan, who has released a ton of her songs in two languages for those two markets, as both a solo artist and as a member of the Miami Sound Machine, making her an icon of Latin music. While Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were battling it out at the top of the English pop charts, christina was pulling double duty, with her songs climbing the Latin music charts at the same time. The first time I heard Christina's voice sounding like this but it was also on different radio stations and rotations sounding like this Shakira is another great example for this category of musician. Shakira is a Colombian singer who got huge in Colombia and other Spanish-speaking countries. Then her success started to prompt her to venture into other markets, first from Spanish to Portuguese for the nearby Brazilian market, then from Spanish to English, starting in 2001. So on her crossover album Laundry Service, shakira hit it big with the lead single Whenever. Speaker 3: 6:13 Wherever. Speaker 1: 6:31 But I remember this happening. It was everywhere and taught the English-speaking world the name Shakira, but where she was already hugely famous, they were hearing this wonderful version. There are a ton of examples from this group, especially in African, latin and South American countries, that I haven't mentioned because I just don't know about them. I have huge blind spots here for sure. I feel like I'm trying to skim over all the music from everywhere in the world from all of time, so I expect I'll miss a ton. Sorry, it's not on purpose. I'm gonna miss some and not for nothing, but that would be a great type of thing to make a note of and email me to let me know about through the show's email address, perfectshowshowcom. Okay, at the core of these songs is the language ability that the singer already has or sometimes develops. I mean they can conceive of doing the song in another language because the language ability is already there In each case. I think the singer's language skills are at the heart of the idea, and being able to be the song's voice in more than one language really helps them gain footholds in each language's music industry. Speaking of singers with impressive language talents, shakira is fluent in Spanish, english, portuguese and Catalan. She can also sing in Italian, french and Arabic, which is justwow. Looking at that list, arabic might stick out as a language not as closely related to the others, but Shakira is of Colombian Lebanese descent and has released music in Lebanon, where the official language is Arabic. Now, if Whitney Houston had sung Whenever, wherever, instead of Shakira, I'm sure it would still be a great song and probably even a massive hit, because Whitney Houston is a hitmaker, but she probably wouldn't be able to sing hers perfectly in seven different languages. As an honorable mention to this category, I want to list someone who

The Perfect Show is back with a new look and a new episode!  Scot dives into the video game world and puts a magnifying glass on a special spot from his time in Japan, the Ten Yen Arcade. Explore the world of bits and bytes with him in this episode all about arcades and playing games   Special thanks to:  Drew, Lee, and Shane, my video game playing friends.   Music from this episode by: Cloud Cuddles - https://www.fiverr.com/cloudcuddles (who did the amazing chiptune cover of Otsuka Ai’s ‘Amaenbo’ at the end of the episode.) Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo Bastreon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon Igthun - https://www.fiverr.com/lgthun Ismael Eldesouky - https://www.fiverr.com/ismaileldesouky From the Free Music Archive and used under a Creative Commons License: Komiku - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku Songs: School - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/school Mall - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/mall_1328 A Calm Moment to Remember Before Taking the Dangerous Road - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Helice_Awesome_Dance_Adventure_/a-calm-moment-to-remember-before-taking-the-dangerous-road Beach - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku/Captain_Glouglous_Incredible_Week_Soundtrack/plage Creo - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo Song: Memory - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/Dimension/Memory_1520 Rolemusic - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Rolemusic Song: Alamak - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Rolemusic/Pop_Singles_Compilation_2014/alamakmp3   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:26 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen, and what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that could be considered perfect. Tell me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as a little nugget of perfection. I was never a really big video game guy, but there was a point in my life, when I was living in Japan, where video games were the core of a perfect experience for me. When I say I wasn't a big video game guy, I mean specifically the mainstream video game path that everyone my age seemed to have. I never had any of the Nintendo consoles, nes, super Nintendo and 64 Gamecube Wii none of those. I did have an old working Atari from a cousin's garage sale with a ton of games and Sega Genesis, but with only three games ever. I've had a PlayStation once I think it was a PlayStation 1 and an early Xbox, but I didn't own either one for longer than a couple weeks. Those are separate stories. So If I was going to go about playing a game now, I'd probably rather play a board game with people in person. If I'm going to play a game on my phone, it's probably an app version of a board game like Risk or Majon. I'm pretty basic. Now I do have a computer that I will download and play games on, along with all the other computer duties that I have it do, but that's a relatively recent, only since the start of COVID thing. So, yeah, I'm maybe not the typical video game guy. In fact, when I'm playing games now online and get frustrated, you can frequently hear me saying stuff like I hate video games and making plans to cut them out of my life. Basically, my ability to handle all the well just the normal stuff about video games is on the level of a 10 year old or younger, because I never really got used to dealing with it as a kid. I mean, that's my theory. Maybe I'm just a big baby man when it comes to video games, but hopefully the first thing Alright geography time. After college I moved to Japan, to Kita Kyushu, a city of about 1 million people in Fukuoka Prefecture on the island of Kyushu. So Kyushu is the southernmost of the four main islands in Japan. Hokkaido is the northernmost island. Below it is Honshu, the biggest and most central island of Japan. That's where Tokyo, osaka and Kyoto all are. Now Honshu is kind of an elongated island. It stretches pretty far north and south, but off its southeast side is the island of Shikoku and down south of Honshu is Kyushu. Kita Kyushu, the city I first lived in, is on the northern end of Kyushu. The Kita in Kita Kyushu is north or north Kyushu, so it's just on the other side of the water from the southernmost tip of the main island, honshu. In fact, and I know this from personal experience, if you are going home on the train late at night and fall asleep, you just might wind up missing your stop, going under the water between the islands and being awakened by a nice Japanese train conductor at Shimono Seki station on Honshu, then needing to make your way back down to Kyushu. The winter and spring were very mild in Kyushu, but in the summer the weather got hot. I was working in the public schools, and in Japanese public school there is a summer break, but it's not as long as the traditional break for US schools. It happens later in the summer and it's treated more like a mid-year break, how we do winter break, because the Japanese school year starts in April and ends in March. Once it really heated up, I was often in sweltering, unericonditioned classrooms during the hottest hours of the afternoon I call the classrooms sweltering. Like any of the other rooms were any different? They weren't. The heat was pervasive. I was really sweating those first few weeks. I remember being puzzled why no one else looked like they were having a hard time. And then, a few weeks or so into being in that heat all day, every day, my body sort of adjusted. I stopped sweating everywhere all the time and was pretty much normal like everyone else. Kita Kyushu is also where I learned about the fifth season of the year. Like I said, kyushu is down south in Japan and much farther south than anywhere I had grown up or lived in to that point. Latitude wise, it's about on the same level as LA, but it's an island environment. So that means, as the locals would explain to me, that there were five seasons there, not four. Fall goes into winter, which goes next into spring and then summer. That's all the same, but between summer and fall in Kyushu anyway, that's when it was to you the rainy season. It stayed as hot as summer, but added a heaping helping of humidity for good measure, setting the stage perfectly for the occasional typhoon that would come through. I never had school off for a snow day in Kyushu, but we had multiple days off for typhoons. What was new to me was how the weather didn't really change the heat. Where I grew up in Kansas it would get oppressively humid, but then after it rained, the air would clear out and feel lighter for a bit. In Kyushu, during the rainy season it would be at maximum humidity, downpour rain for like an hour and still be exactly as humid afterward, and it would usually rain downpours like that a few times a day every day. Stepping from air conditioning outside during Tsu-yu felt like hitting a wall. The difference was that noticeable. My first rainy season in Kyushu I was living in an apartment with a roommate and the place was fine, but we didn't have air conditioning. I was alternating weeks teaching at two different public schools and neither one of them had air conditioning either. I rode to work and then back home on my basic mama-charity Japanese bicycle again no air conditioning, and this was pretty much my regular weekday pattern. In the evening it wasn't so bad, but during the heat of the day it got to be 40-45 degrees Celsius, which is 104-113 degrees Fahrenheit, and practically everywhere you went was sweltering. My brain started making a mental map of the places along my roots, where you could get free AC, even just for a quick walkthrough, much like the mental map I made back when I first arrived to the places in the city where you could find a western toilet if you needed one, as opposed to the traditional Japanese toilet. Basically, information that could come in very handy for either myself or someone else in their time of need. In fact, the main places where we did get access to free air conditioning were retail establishments Some restaurants, big department stores, smaller ones were hit or miss, but it would mainly be places where you had to pay to be there in some form or another. Kokura Eki, the train station closest to where I lived, had a shopping center with a number of nice stores in AC, but they were pretty well tended by clerks who for some reason seemed to be more interested in helping you shop than just giving you space to cool off and avoid melting completely. Convenient stores were often well air conditioned, but you couldn't stay in one of those for too long without attracting even more attention than I already did as a non-Japanese person. I did try. I got pretty good at the whole pick the thing up and turn it around and be like oh, what's this item. Let me examine it very slowly. Ingredients, you say, Let me see what those are. Oh, a magazine rack? Better make sure I look through every option on there. Yeah, sometimes when you're hot, you got to do what you got to do. Near the station, though, just across a huge pedestrian plaza, was a mall called IME. Like the contraction, for I am IME, that's the name of the mall. That's Japan for you. But it was a really nice spot for shopping and eating that had recently been built, and there was a beautiful courtyard with an open central area inside of the building where you could even look down over all the floors. So this would have been a great spot to hang out and soak up some artificially cooled air, except for one small thing. The rumor I heard was that it was built on the site of an old Shinto burial ground and that the mall was cursed because of that. Now, I do not believe in curses, but if enough of your Japanese and non-Japanese friends decide that they do, you end up having to look for a different spot anyway. So the train station was out, the

The Perfect Show is back with our biggest episode yet about the tiniest thing we’ve covered so far.  Scot chases down the Tiny Display Tents that used to be in stores, and trying to find out what happened to them takes him on a tiny adventure in this episode. If you’ve ever marveled at one of those miniature camping set-ups you are not alone, this episode is for you, and anyone who wants to join the fun. Special thanks to:  Chelsea Hinkson, Ben Reburn, and Dr. Carla Marie Manly, who you can find at https://drcarlamanly.com/   Music from this episode by: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Brrrrravo - https://www.fiverr.com/brrrrravo Bastreon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon Ben Reburn - https://www.bandlab.com/benreburn Freeadmusic.com - http://www.freeadmusic.com/ Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine Kgrapofficial - https://www.fiverr.com/kgrapofficial   AI-Generated Transcript: Speaker 2: 0:22 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. I'm what you might call a perfection prospector, sifting through life looking for little things or experiences that could be considered perfect. Join me each episode as I examine one topic that I'm presenting as one of these little nuggets of perfection. There was a time back when I was in high school, or maybe even before, when I would go out to a store for something the one I'm thinking about right now is Target, but it could have been one of any number of department stores or sporting goods stores and before leaving with whatever I came to get, I would take a short detour over to the camping section and check out the tents they had for sale. Now, I wasn't ever needing to buy a tent, I didn't even really like camping all that much, a point that was repeatedly confirmed through Boy Scouts but the draw for me was that they showed you what the full-size tents would look like all put together, by having miniaturized, fully assembled versions of them on display, which welcomed you to kind of like look all around them and inspect that model's features and details tiny stitching like tiny flaps, little tiny rain flies, tiny mesh doors with tiny zippers All the features of the Big Tent there in perfect miniature. I would walk back to visit these tents on my shopping trips, like going to check in on a friend's pet that I secretly think loves me more than them. But this perfect little row of display tents, each one slightly different tents for four people or six people, tents with extra brooms or tiny tents with tiny vents for when it gets hot. There was something intangibly pleasant about walking through this shrunken retail campsite, zipping flaps open and peering down inside. So for this episode I will be exploring the perfection of these little, tiny display tents, as well as when they vanished and where they went. For a long time it was something that I kept to myself, a private joy of mine, that I wouldn't talk with anyone else about. Because why would I? It's not like it was embarrassing, it was just something that would hardly ever just bring up in natural conversation. But when it did, I found out that I was far from alone in my fascination. One trip, with a friend I think, I started making up some reason to venture back to the tiny tents and my friend was like dude, yeah, of course those things are awesome. In fact, pretty much every time I've broached the subject with other people, I get this rush of enthusiasm spilling out back to me almost uncontrollably, like people start gushing and telling me that they love these tiny tents too, almost like they were just waiting for someone else to break the ice and get the conversation rolling. Researching for this episode, I found that my personal experience echoes that of tons of other people. Online there are Reddit threads filled with people waxing poetic and remembering how much they always loved these tiny display tents. These messages usually include some version of, and all this time I thought I was the only one. I mean, it was seriously hard to find information on the tiny display tents themselves, sometimes due to all the different comments and results that were just people gushing in random ways over the internet about how much they love these things. The last time I remember seeing these in person was probably around 2009 or 2010, just after I moved back from Japan, and I saw them in various stores here in the Bay Area, like Target or REI, which is a big outdoor store that is here that I didn't have where I grew up. I was even ready to try and haggle to own one, and I remember asking a few different store employees about that possibility, but all of them told me it's really something that they couldn't sell, and the only time they can sell them or get rid of them is when they stopped selling that model of tent, and at that point the timing on that was pretty unpredictable, and employees themselves also usually know when that happens first and get first dibs on it, which totally makes sense. So then, about a year or so after that I think, I noticed that they were gone from those two store chains and I stopped seeing them or being able to find them anywhere else. I mean, it's hard to put a pinpoint on when you stop seeing something, because it's only after a while of not seeing it that you really noticed that it hasn't been around for a while, but I feel like it was probably around the 2011-2012 time that I noticed that I just hadn't been seeing these and I wasn't seeing them anywhere, but I don't think I really questioned it. To be honest, the tiny tent seemed like the product of a past era. Now I was imagining interactive web pages where you can view, zoom or spin digital recreations of the tents, lessening the need to have physical displays anymore. Over the 10 years since then, web development has only gotten more capable and digital displays are more widely used, so it would make total sense to me if everything had gone digital. Every tiny display tent had to be made individually, and then it's really only useful for one retailer in one location. Meaning scaling up that process also directly scales up all the work for the tent makers. A digital copy, however, once it's built and deployed online, it can just be accessed by any customer or retailer anywhere in the world at the same time. So hopping onto websites for the biggest tent manufacturers, that's what I expected to find, but they seem instead to be focused on a good amount of photos and videos showing and describing the tents. I didn't really find any digital spinnable models like I had imagined at all. I did reach out to one of them, coleman, through their contact page just to ask about the old physical tiny display tents and why they weren't around anymore. I wasn't holding my breath for a response. I mean, they're a big company. So I spent a bit of time also searching the internet for alternate options to see what other ways you could buy a tiny tent the kind like I grew up seeing. There were some on eBay, a few genuine tiny display tents, but they were selling for about as much, or even more, than full-size tents cost, even right now. I just looked these up to be sure that they're still there. It seems to be a route that's always going to be open, as long as you're willing to pay the price for a ticket. I love these in theory, but I just couldn't justify spending $1 to $200 on one of the tents just for this episode, so I continued my search. I actually ended up finding a few places that sell brand new small tents in this vein, one of which was TinyTentscom. Reading the About Us page on the TinyTentscom website, I discovered yet another pocket of store display tent fans, but they had actually gone out and created a product around it to allow others to get and own something we always were only ever able to visit in the stores. Now, from the look of it, these were a little different than the classic store display tents because they're designed for the purpose of being purchased and assembled by the consumer, whereas the other display tents were specifically designed to be perfect tiny replicas of that full-size tent for each one. Now, as far as I know, these TinyTents that I was looking at were designed to be built just based on their own thing, and they're not adapted down from a full-size tent which already existed. So I happened to discover them just as they were releasing a new model of tent and it was at a price point I could manage, so I went ahead and bought one. I just had to wait for them to ship it to me. But that actually brings us to. We have a sponsor, which means I get to do my first ever ad spot. I bought the tent using some birthday present money, so this episode is proudly brought to you by Birthdays. Birthdays Is your main problem with Christmas that it happens to everyone at the same time. 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This episode Scot explores being in Japan for the opening of Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke) in 1997, and trying to see it again before it was available in the US. Mononoke Hime was Scot’s introduction to the animated movies of Hayao Miyazaki and began a life-long appreciation for his work and films. Special thanks to Ben Reburn for being on this episode briefly. Music from this episode from: Mononoke Hime Theme and VocalLyrics by - Hayao MiyazakiMusic by - Joe HisaishiVocal by - Yoshikazu Mera Gui Moraes - https://www.fiverr.com/guimoraes Dawnshire - https://www.fiverr.com/dawnshire Desparee - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:21 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppin, and this is a podcast where I catalog some of the perfect pieces of life, one by one. Hey, there, right at the top, I want to say this episode may sound a little bit different audio wise, and that's because I'm trying something new today. Usually you hear me talking from within a small room at Morena Studios, but this episode has a lot to do with Japan and nature, so I thought it would be a good excuse to try out recording at a location. So all that is to say that right now I'm sitting in the Shenzhen Japanese Friendship Garden, outside of Fresno, california. The sounds you might be hearing are either geese or peacocks. There are many of them wandering about, and I'm sitting over by a waterfall and overlooking a pond, a koi pond, with a really cool curved bridge up over the top. Nice setting for an episode. So there are these buildings that I drive by. Sometimes they aren't particularly remarkable, but every time I pass them I get a feeling. In Japanese, there are many words that don't have direct, clean translations. One of those words is natsukashi. I often see it translated as reminiscent or sentimental, which I think are sort of clunky terms because we don't use them the same way that Japanese people use natsukashi. I would describe it as an adjective that is part deja vu, part positive recollection and part ah, the good old days. Whenever I see these buildings I get a feeling of natsukashi. Like I said, they aren't remarkable by themselves A couple of nondescript apartment buildings visible from the highway, probably 20ish stories all, but they are positioned right next to a small wooded area. A tiny forest appears to have popped up and partially engulfed one of the buildings. From the angle I get on my drive, it looks like one building is at the edge of the woods and another is just sprouting up from within them, where only the top third or half is visible above the canopy. In the cities around the bay area here I'm used to seeing the two extremes the heavily developed areas with very little nature and the spots set aside for nature but with very little development. To me, these buildings in their forest exist in a perfect balance between those two extremes, equal parts human and nature, and I realized the natsukashi feeling I had when I saw them wasn't really even for a real world location. These buildings specifically remind me of the balance and themes of the movies of Japanese animation master director Hayao Miyazaki, the care he takes to depict humans, nature and the balance between them. Recently I was driving past with my friend Ben in the car and I had my recorder with me, okay. So here we go. There's this big clump of woods over here and then there's some buildings coming out of there. As we turn toward them, I kind of get this weird Miyazaki sense of the specific buildings here that are just coming out of the trees. See what I'm saying at all, or am I kind of just making that a little? This clump right here, yeah, okay, yeah, I can see that it feels very much like just the hillside and then the I don't know something about it. Dense small houses, vegetation, the hillside. I just kind of want to investigate these couple buildings, sometimes Just go in there. Sometimes I have no idea what I would find. I don't know what it is. They look like just normal apartments, partly complex. That's probably what I would find and it would probably be a nonissue, but it is something that I've wanted to do for years. Yeah. It's not done because there's no real reason. Oh, look at this mural. This would get me a reason. Keep up alive. It's pretty cool. I'm using these buildings as a backdrop to talk about my first time encountering Hayami Izaki and his extraordinary work. Now, I've said before that I plan to make a number of Japan-centric episodes and this is the first one of those. I have these Japan experiences because after college I lived and worked there for six years and many things from that time will be the subjects of later episodes. But before college I also lived in Japan for three weeks during high school on a home stay in the summer of 1997. It was through the Rotary Club of Olathe Kansas, the city where I grew up. Oh, remember Dan from episode 4 about the Perfect Road. It was actually his mom who saw the notice in the paper, cut it out and passed it to me because she knew I was taking Japanese classes. So through that clipping I applied, interviewed and got a spot in the group of five teens going over from Olathe Kansas to Maybashi, japan. I remember it being that it was like a sister city sort of association. But when I try to look it up now it shows me that Maybashi is officially sister cities with Birmingham, alabama, and that started in 2017. And I don't see anything about Kansas before that, but for some reason our exchange was with Maybashi. Okay, so Japan has 47 prefectures. They're kind of like states, also different than states, but for this example that's the best analogy and so each one has their own prefectural governments and capitals. Gunma is one of those prefectures and Maybashi is the capital city of Gunma-ken. Maybashi's population is about 340,000, and it's an hour and a half northwest of Tokyo by car, nestled at the foot of Mount Akagi, smack dab in the center of Japan's main island Honshu. In this group of five, there were three boys and two girls, and we were all between 15 and 17 years old. The schedule had us in Japan for a little over three weeks, and then we would reverse the process with our host brothers or sisters at our places in Kansas. The trip had scheduled a few experiences where the whole group would get together and go to, like Tokyo, disney or the Niko Shrine, where the original Sinoeval, hironoeval, speaknoeval, monkey carvings are at, or to go make pottery with an old school master in the mountains. But for a vast majority of the trip, we were in our separate houses with our separate host families, having completely separate experiences. I stayed with the Chigita family, a family that ran a local hotel, the Chigita Hotel, and in the home were Mr and Mrs Chigita, their three children and Mr Chigita's mother and father. If I remember correctly, my host brother was Kazunori, the middle child of the family, and I got along well with his younger brother, hidenori, and older brother Akinori too. I stayed in a guest room at the Chigita house. It had a small TV in it and late at night, when everyone else had gone to bed, my jet lag and I would quietly check out what the mini channels of NHK had to offer. This was my first exposure to Japanese comedy, game shows and commercials. Speaking of discovering new anime on the TV in the summer of 1997, one of those commercials was for an animated something that was coming. I couldn't actually tell if it was a movie, a TV show or something else entirely, but I knew immediately I wanted to see it. As the commercial continued to come on, I would click into the song first, which is haunting, ethereal and beautiful. Then I would lock into the beautiful landscapes and scenery I was seeing and, finally, the wonderfully rendered characters. The movie was Princess Mononoke, or Mononoke Hime, as I heard it advertised. I'll probably flip back and forth from time to time with how I refer to it, but Mononoke is a 1997 movie from writer-director Hayao Miyazaki of Japan's famous Studio Ghibli. The Studio Ghibli started in 1985 by Miyazaki, isao Takahata and Toshio Suzuki. It's often likened to Disney as the easiest comparison for its success, esteem and track record in Japan. But I knew none of that. I had never heard of Miyazaki or Ghibli, but something about this commercial just had me hooked. I mean, the animation was obviously lush and gorgeous, but it was more than just that. The commercial ended with a lot of Japanese writing and then the date of 7.15. I needed to know more. Was July 15th, a TV air date? A movie opening? How could I see it? I went to Kazuhide and Aki for more information, but with no idea how to ask. I must have seemed quite odd, trying to describe the clips I'd seen with my limited Japanese and whatever hand gestures I thought would do the job. But one night the commercial came on the TV in the family room and I rushed to show someone before it was over. I think I grabbed Hide and we finally hit that point of mutual understanding. He explained to me, it was a new movie coming out the July 15th. That's the opening date and it was only a few days before I had to leave, which meant there might be a chance that I could actually go see it before I flew home. That settled it. I needed to find a way to see Mononoke before leaving Japan. I think the hardest part about getting Mrs Chigoda on board was that the only time we had left was mostly booked, at least for the Chigitas. That meant if I went, none of the Chigita family would be able to go with me. I think it was probably a situation where everyone had school activities to either attend or drop off and pick up at, and in fact that's almost certainly it. I would have had limited time left before leaving and they would have had limited free time on that Saturday because of after-sch

In this episode, Scot takes a quick break from format for a few announcements and to introduce a new Halloween song: The Haunted House Song.  I also learned how to do video editing by making a music video for it! It’s silly and dumb and I’m also very proud of it.   Check the video here on the youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSYBwPfx3Q   And check out all the lyric videos on the youtube channel’s main link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxDnKc4gzWuwjpl1tz6WUw   Today’s music courtesy: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Bastereon - https://www.fiverr.com/bastereon Aandy Valentine – https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine And for The Haunted House Song:▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Lyrics and vocals: Scot Maupin Music provided by Rujay. Instrumental: "Next Level" by SeriouzBeats. Channel: https://YouTube.com/user/RujayTV. Beats video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qzo8fRwWHc ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Contact: https://twitter.com/PerfectShowShow https://www.instagram.com/perfectshowshow/   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:20 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen. Normally, this is a podcast where I catalog some of the perfect pieces of life, one by one, where each episode I examine something that I or someone else considers perfect. I say normally because I don't have the next regular episode ready just yet, and this one is about something that I am not claiming is perfect, but I still wanted to check in and tell you what I've been doing recently, give some updates about the show and then proudly present what I do have for you this episode a new Halloween song. So let's get to it. First off, I tried to hook up my soundboard for this episode, but failed. When I started learning how to record podcasts, I made some drops or sound effects that I never really used. So now I wanted the soundboard so that I would have that option here from time to time and can give those drops a second life, but I couldn't figure out how to set up the audio to record everything at once, so I'm still working on all that. I know it's possible, but for today I'm going to go back in and add the drops after the fact, boo, speaking of, which seems like the perfect time for an announcement, right? So then, a few announcements. Up top is that I've added a new section to the website for the Perfectorium the Index of Perfect Things. It's a page where you can see a picture for each item entered, and then clicking the picture leads you to the webpage for that episode. Pretty simple addition, but still. Right now there are only four pictures, but as things grow it may be helpful to have a way to search visually instead of scrolling through a long feed of episode notes and media. The new Perfectorium can be found on the Perfect Show site, which is, of course, at PerfectShowsite, and the Perfectorium is at PerfectShowsite, slash Perfectorium. That might be tricky to spell, so once again, check out P-E-R-F-E-C-T-S-H-O-W dot S-I-T-E slash Perfectorium. Okay, and now the second item Avrobot. If you would. The Perfect Show YouTube channel finally has some content now. The YouTube channel is the same as the Twitter and Instagram name at Perfect Show Show, but if you go to the show's YouTube channel, which is in the show notes, you'll find new lyric videos for the three dance songs from episode four, the last episode. Each video shows the lyrics line by line as the song plays. I made them myself, actually, and that's part of what's been eating up my podcast time recently because at the point when the last episode came out, I had never done any video editing, and so part of the time has been me teaching myself how to make and edit videos. So check them out, if that's your thing. I think the videos turned out nicely. They're easy to find and share this way too. Instead of just songs stuck in the middle of a podcast episode somewhere, I've added them to that episode's webpage too, so you can find them through the show's website. Good job, scott. Okay, okay, those three videos were kind of a bonus side benefit, because the real reason I had begun to teach myself video editing was to make a music video. So today I have a new Halloween song and there's also a video component, but this is an audio thing. So I have the audio for the podcast, but I had an idea to try and make an animated music video for it, and when I hatched the idea three weeks ago, I'd never done animation or video editing before. I've always been an art guy, but mostly drawing and painting. Another driving factor was that a song about Halloween has a pretty hard expiration date each year, so I knew there was sort of an invisible timer counting down and I wanted to see if I could get it done by the beginning of October, which, as I'm speaking these words today, is October 1st. So it worked. Hey, why do I even have a Halloween song anyway? Well, that's certainly a fair question. So where do I start this? During the pandemic, I started taking a sketch writing class, which was another thing I had never done before. I thought it would be a good opportunity to step out of my comfort zone, and it was. It also ended up very much becoming a comfort zone for me through the pandemic. Each week I would meet up with my teacher and a bunch of other writers and we would share, read, perform and riff on each other's sketches and just have tons of fun on a Zoom call for three hours a class. Then, each week for homework, we were assigned a certain type of sketch to write and bring to the next class, which was how we continually had things to read and discuss. It became something I would look forward to and I really appreciated having something as simple as a weekly assignment to absorb some of my COVID and quarantine thoughts at the time. It was good to have to shove everything aside from time to time and be like I'll think about that later. Right now I need to do my homework Strangely, very helpful. And then one week the assignment was to write a comedy song. From the start of class I had been keeping a Google Doc with snippets of sketch ideas and when it came time to do my homework I would usually springboard off something in it. What came to mind for the song assignment was a premise with a guy who is super scared of haunted houses but a girl wants to go to one with him. So before the date he just goes to the haunted house over and over, getting like traumatized over and over again, so that on the date night he can go and pretend that everything's no big deal. Fun premise, right. So I wrote it up for class. It went well. I got good feedback and suggestions that I incorporated and did rewrites. But it was very much not Halloween time at that point. So I was like what am I going to do with the haunted house song during the rest of the year? Well, the same thing as someone without a haunted house song Nothing. So I put it away and kept writing sketches for that class. I also continued taking classes here and there when they were offered, to keep up my writing habit and actually maybe at some point I could make like an audio version of one of those and see about recording it for this. But we'll see. Oh, okay, hey Scott, how about you just focus on making regular episodes and not distract yourself with even more side projects just yet? Okay, classic Scott. Yeah, so here's how the process went making the video. Unlike the lyric videos I was talking about before, this was going to be a full on video with characters, a plot and visual jokes that you can't get just from the audio. I did a couple of monster pictures for it early on, but most everything else has happened just in the past three weeks. The first week was just drawing. Animation is labor intensive. You know that on an intellectual level, but you forget what it actually means until you start trying to make something yourself and how slow that process can go at times. I had storyboarded the video, so I already knew basically what scenes and pictures I would need, so I just buckled down with pencil and paper and started banging out the images as best I could. Now here's where a smarter version of me would have drawn a little bit of stuff and then tried to animate something small first to make sure it would all work, but that would have been a smarter version of me. What I actually did was draw image after image for a full week without animating any of it, until I had a pretty hefty stack of paper, got all the pieces I thought I would need and then shifted over to the computer. The reason why I did it this way was pretty simple. I was just scared of doing something I hadn't ever done before. I was afraid I would fail. So I turned to learning the software only when I had completely run myself out of other things I thought I could do without having to dip my toe into those waters. There are levels to animation many, many of them. I knew from the beginning that what I was shooting for was a very rudimentary level, more like taking static images and moving, resizing and rotating them than traditional frame animation. I shouldn't say more like. That's exactly what it was Like. It would be paper puppets on popsicle sticks moving around in front of a camera the animation version of that. I'm using a particular program, premiere Pro. So the learning part turned out to actually be something I never should have been worried about Whenever I was stumped by a question of how to do X, or even if X was something that could be done. It was answered after a very short Google search and then I would hop on to the next hurdle. Quick side note if you haven't tried to learn something new outside of school or job context and Some people have had such bad experiences in those two places that they just don't but if this has you thinking of something like this for yourself that you would love to learn completely for fun, you really should. I very much recommend the process. I was able to jump into a program I had never use

In this episode, Scot tries to convince a friend to chase down a perfect drive on the perfect stretch of road, and things don’t go completely according to plan.   Even if you don’t know this stretch of road yourself, I hope this episode brings you fond memories of whichever stretches of road are your own pieces of perfection.  Here’s a link to the Google Maps Streetview to at the starting point and you can navigate down it yourself: Google Maps Link to K-10 and I-435 Today’s music courtesy: Ryan Branflake -  https://www.fiverr.com/nickwoott Captain Creamsicle -  https://www.fiverr.com/capncreamsicle Relaxo Beats -  https://www.fiverr.com/relaxo_beats Desparee –  https://www.fiverr.com/desparee  Handanu -  https://www.fiverr.com/handanu  Aandy Valentine -  https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine    Contact: https://twitter.com/PerfectShowShow https://www.instagram.com/perfectshowshow/   AI Generated Transcript: Speaker 1: 0:22 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen, and this is a podcast where I will catalog some of the perfect pieces of life, one by one. Join me each episode as I examine something that I or someone else considers perfect. When you start driving, everything is exciting, everything is new and you want to take it all in. You're still getting the feel of being behind the wheel, and even running errands is awesome. Fast forward a few years and everything is a lot more dulled down. Your body can practically drive on muscle memory a lot of times and you know instinctively how hard to crank the wheel or push the gas when you need your car to move the way you are wanting it to go. After this point, you can drive places in almost a trance at times, but every so often you get to a part of the road that wakes you out of that state for a minute and invites you to be present. Instead, it could be a new sight or some accident, or even just the road itself, if you happen to be upon a specially nice stretch of it. That's what today's episode is about that perfect stretch of road. I grew up in Olathe, kansas, a suburb about 30 or 40 minutes from Kansas City. You can get your permit at age 14 in Kansas and when I got my permit I was driving everywhere my parents would let me, with one of them sitting in the passenger seat. When I got my full license at age 16, I started driving to work in school, but I would often take the long way home or just go out and drive to thank, crisscrossing major streets and highways and exploring new roads and unfamiliar exits. This is still how I sort of get my bearings in a new city. If I'm going to be there for an extended time, head out for a drive and find my way down roads. I've never been down before. I don't remember when this was, but at one point in time I was switching from one highway to another in a direction. I rarely had a reason to go and I took notice of this ramp being particularly nice. I made a mental note and, even though it was a route I didn't travel often, I made my way back to it and tried the interchange again pretty quickly. I noticed that it felt particularly nice to drive that short stretch of road. I would make more reasons to travel that way and hit up the interchange whenever I was even nearish, which wasn't often, but often enough I started to anticipate getting to just drive this quick run of asphalt, the way you do when you know you're going to have something you love for dinner. It's the perfect stretch of road and I haven't driven on it in 13 years. If you hit it just right, going the right speed and without traffic, you start to notice this pleasant gliding sensation and I swear, for a second or two it feels like you're weightless. Over and over again, the same conditions produce the same results. When I say without traffic, I'm saying the ideal condition was zero other cars, no one else to monitor or adjust speed, based on just open road. But in Kansas that may be easier to come by than you might be thinking. I remember slowing down a mile before this interchange at times, just to put enough space between my car and the one car on the highway in front of me. I refined the experience more and more. Let me stress it was never bad. It was always uncommonly nice, but over time I developed some rules to make it optimal. I'll list them in a bit, but follow these instructions do it when there are no other cars and you have a perfect experience on demand for whenever you need it. So what is this perfect interchange then? Well, it's in the episode title, so I'm probably not keeping you in suspense, but it starts on highway K-10. K-10 is an east-west state highway for Kansas. That's where the K comes from, and it goes from Lawrence, kansas, on the west end, and merges into Interstate 435 over Nolathe, kansas, on the east end. This is the end on which I want to focus. When you're traveling east on K-10 and you reach I-435, you have to pick whether to go east or north. It's east slash north rather than east slash west or north slash south, because I-435 is a beltway, a highway that makes a large 83 mile loop all the way around Kansas City like a moat. So when you enter the corner as K-10 does, you wind up with the options of east or north. This might be a good point to jump out of my narrative and talk about highways just for a second. I knew some of this, but I filled in my knowledge gaps from various Wikipedia articles. So in the United States, we number the interstates in a certain order. They start with Interstate 1 on the west coast of California and increase in number as they go east. They all have either a one-digit or two-digit number. The interstates that run north to south are all odd numbers. The even numbers are used on east to west interstates. Those start with the lowest numbers in the south and the numbers get higher as you travel north. Main should have all the highest interstate numbers overall and Arizona should have the lowest Branching off from these main interstate routes are different types of bypasses, beltways and spurs. Spurs are routes that only attach to the main highway by one point, so, like an offshoot, bypasses connect at two points, so they become an alternate route for a stretch. Beltways or loops also connect at two points to the main highway but, unlike a bypass, they make an entire loop around. These routes all have three-digit numbers, with the first digit being odd on spur routes and even on bypasses and beltways. Is that interesting to anyone else? Where I grew up there was an I-35, a 435, 635, an I-70, 470, 670. I always wanted to know the rules about why they numbered them the way they did, so it's interesting to me. Back to my perfect stretch of road, I figured the easiest way to check it out again after so long was to take a trip there via Google Maps Street View feature and, after a bit of time getting reacquainted with how to move around in the map. I was off there we go lots of nice cut rock on the side, but prairie, good clouds on this Google image. Now I get to the part where I have to choose between 435 North or I-35 to Wichita and Des Moines. I-35 is the way I would normally go. 435 North is the way I don't normally go, but that is what we're looking for actually, alright. So as I pick 435 North, I'm entering the ramp I'm talking about, and it looks like the Google car might have a wide, open road for this. So here's what I'm noticing this road kind of tilts up as it turns left. The right side tilts up kind of like a racetrack. I mean, that's not too abnormal, but I remember it. Just, it also slides to the left as it goes. You get this great effect, alright, so Alright. And then here's the part where it curves in and finally where other people start to merge in with it, and then you're on 435, headed North. It looks like it's still there. On Google Maps it looks like it's still the same. I guess that's what we're going to see. Since it looked like everything was all good on the Google Maps, I decided the next step was to reach out to someone local. Even though I haven't lived in Kansas since 2003, I have many friends who still do, and this is where my friend Danny comes into the story. Speaker 2: 8:44 Hello. Speaker 1: 8:45 Hello Danny. We've known each other since 10th grade. He was with me, in fact, for the Billy's Balloon experience from episode 1. He's been a good friend from way back and I figured now was the time to see if I could trade on any of that for a favor. So hey, buddy, you're my big interview for this episode. Speaker 2: 9:06 All right, all right, lucky me, I guess. Speaker 1: 9:10 So I was going to ask if you'd be willing to drive over a stretch of road near you that I remember being perfect and then report back to me after you've done it. Does that sound like something you'd be into? Speaker 2: 9:22 Sure, I can do that. I have no idea what a perfect stretch of road is, but all right. Speaker 1: 9:28 So the stretch of road I'm talking about is going from K 10 going east, and then you merge onto 435 north. Speaker 2: 9:36 Well, when was the last time you were back in Kansas City? Speaker 1: 9:39 Well, I was. I was thinking about that, do you know, the last time I was back in Olathe, so that that would have been the last time I drove this stretch of road, and that was 2008 for my sister's wedding. Do you remember that? Speaker 2: 9:53 I remember being you know, oh, did we, did we watch the final four together? Speaker 1: 9:58 That's right, yeah, we watched. We watched the KU basketball game at your house with your dad. Speaker 2: 10:06 The final four on the UNC yeah, with North Carolina, yeah. Speaker 1: 10:11 I drove out to Lawrence, I think, to watch the championship somewhere at a friend's house, I think. Speaker 2: 10:17 Yeah, yeah, I was back, yeah, and I was back in Baltimore at that point. Yeah, but yeah, okay. Speaker 1: 10:24 So that was the last time I was in Kansas City and that time going to Lawrence when I came back. That would have been the last time I w

In this short episode Scot goes over the perfect pairing of Baseball and the Radio, exploring a bit of its history as well as his history with it.     Today's music courtesy: Desparee - https://www.fiverr.com/desparee Contact: https://twitter.com/PerfectShowShow https://www.instagram.com/perfectshowshow/   AI-Generated Transcript:   Speaker 1: 0:23 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppen, and this is a podcast where I catalog some of the perfect pieces of life, one by one. Join me each episode as I examine something that I or someone else considers perfect. This is a quick episode I wanted to record and get out before the end of the month. Today's topic is sort of a Venn diagram, and I love Venn diagrams, but that's a separate issue. It's a Venn diagram of two things and we are focusing specifically on the area where they overlap. Today's perfect thing is baseball on the radio. Researching this episode, I discovered that at the time of recording August of 2021, I'm at the 100 year anniversary of the month of the very first time baseball was ever on the radio. That event happened on August 5th of 1921 on radio station KDKA of Pittsburgh, when Harold Arlen announced a game between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Philadelphia Phillies live. They even invented their own microphone out of a modified telephone to be able to catch the noise of the game. Football baseball initially resisted the radio. The owners were slow to adopt. They worried that people being able to get the games for free would cut into their attendance and no one would go to the games in person anymore. That first year, the World Series was actually broadcast by announcers reading telegram updates rather than being at the game themselves. It didn't cut into attendance, though it did the opposite. With greater access, the popularity grew. You had a monopoly on this market for about 18 years, when it was the only way to experience a game apart from being in the stands. But August 26th 1939, the first baseball game was broadcast on TV and baseball entered another level of pop culture awareness. Tv is great for most sports, but I think baseball and the radio are perfectly suited for each other. You can catch a game live at the ballpark or on TV, but catching the game on the radio has always been my favorite way to enjoy baseball. Likewise, I've heard other sports on the radio too. Growing up, I can remember hearing Chiefs football games, kc Blades hockey and occasionally even Chicago Bulls closest NBA team to KC basketball games, all broadcast at different times, but they just didn't mesh as well with the audio only version as baseball did. There was always either too much happening or too little, but baseball happens to have the luxury, in my opinion, of being the perfect speed for an audio only experience. With football it feels like there are too many people in motion at once and an announcer is going to have to leave something out. With basketball there are fewer players on the court but action is happening so quickly and in so many places that you simply have to leave out some of what's happening there as well. Baseball feels like it's happening at the exact pace. The announcers need to describe every piece as it's happening and with just a little bit of knowledge of the structure and rules of baseball it allows you to visualize the whole game perfectly. When a TV broadcast zooms in for a close-up, it is choosing to exclude everything else going on for the benefit of that close-up shot. But the radio announcer is able to act as a conductor of sorts, giving you both the melody and the accompaniment all at once, more like a symphony. A baseball announcer had the ability to do what I'd never heard on the radio to just take long pauses. For normal radio announcers that would be just silence, dead air, the thing every disc jockey and talk radio host was conditioned to fear the most. But baseball has all these built-in ambient noise and the best broadcasts make sure to capture it along with everything else. There's the crowd, the organ, the garbled stadium announcer bleeding through or the pop song being played for the fans, the occasional crack of the bat or sound of birds vendors yelling in the stands and it was always going on in the background. It lets them match the pace of the game, and listening always reminded me of easy summer conversations with friends, where sometimes a sentence could trail off and then come back after a short hiatus and that's just the pace we're going. I loved soaking in all those extra sounds as I found my thoughts wandering to different places during those times. For me, hearing baseball on the radio takes me back to three different times in life. Most recently, it makes me think of one of the cars I drove early on that had only a radio and the FM. Half of that was broken so I was only listening to AM stations on the drives I took in it. It was the Midwest, so I was in the car a lot and that meant discovering weird and wonderful things like the Phil Hendry show and Art Bell talking to people about aliens on coast to coast AM at 2 in the morning, but also lots of baseball games with the sun setting and the windows rolled down, driving across deserted Kansas highways with the sounds of Royals baseball coming through 980 on my AM radio. It's just the best. Denny Matthews is the Kansas City Royals' announcer and he's been with the team since its first season in 1969. He announced all the way through my childhood and still announces them today, so he is the voice I associate most with baseball. Radio, like baseball, is also regional right, so where you are it might have been other famous voices like Vince Gowney or Harry Carey Jack Buck. Whoever it was, it became a familiar voice you trusted to paint a beautiful picture for the next few hours. The second place it takes me is to ages 12, 13, 14, pushing a lawnmower back and forth over the neighborhood on lawns and humid weekend afternoons with a tape player slash radio on my hip. A lot of times it may have had a cassette of Danny Elfman's Batman Return soundtrack, but when the Royals were playing I'd be listening to the game. I've always had an easier time doing chores with some sort of separate audio. Sometimes music used to be talk radio or audiobooks, now it's mainly podcasts. But it helps me just switch to autopilot while walking back and forth with a mower and instead exists fully inside the reality of whatever I'm listening to. Baseball worked beautifully in that regard. I stopped mowing lawns as soon as I could drive to a different job, but I would have tapped out a lot sooner if I didn't have these audio escape hatches while I was mowing. The main place that baseball and the radio takes me back to is my grandparents house. I grew up about 45 minutes away from where my father's parents lived in Independence, missouri. I have one older sister, so from the earliest I can remember it was already an established pattern for my grandparents to take each of us for one week at a time to stay with them. My grandparents get one on one time with each of us, while my parents got to do the same with the other kid, and it gave my sister and I some time apart from each other too. We did this every summer of my elementary school years, as far as I can remember. Now that I'm an adult, I take for granted that I can fall asleep practically anywhere, but as a kid, unfamiliar surroundings can be hard to ignore, and at my grandparents house there was a lot of unfamiliar. There was a cowboy lamp shaped like a stirrup, a wall with a bunch of pictures of geese beautifully painted on various sized circular saw blades, and a machine in the basement that you leaned on while it jiggled instead of doing exercise. But any night they were on, and in the summer that was often, one of my grandparents would turn the radio on and maybe, while working on a jigsaw puzzle, I'd fall asleep listening to the familiar sounds of the Royals in the baseball game. I could completely see, even with closed eyes as I drifted to sleep. Speaker 2: 11:04 Here's the O1 pitch swing and a foul, and again the Royals are one strike away. And how about the guy in the mound right now? Speaker 1: 11:12 The Royals wondered if he could. Once in a while we might even go to a game and if it was a late one or not, a particularly competitive one, which, as a Royals fan, you just have to make peace with sometimes. But we could find ourselves in the car driving out to beat the traffic or preserve my bedtime when I was really young and listening to the end of the game over the radio that way. But I remember so many other activities playing croquet, frisbee, grilling up hamburgers and hot dogs or catching lightning bugs in a jar, where the sounds of a game coming out of the radio were as much a part of the fabric of the moment as the locusts and the frogs. Baseball on the radio is just a space and time machine, depositing me in memories from before, giving me the feeling of those slow summer nights, no matter when or where I hear it. In a world where the pace of everything seems to be increasing all the time, it's nice to go back to a thing that feels exactly the same as it did when I was a kid, the same as when my dad was a kid. To me it's just perfect. And with that, baseball on the Radio becomes the third entry into the Perfectorium, the index of perfect things. This episode was recorded and mixed at Morena Studios in Oakland, california. I'm working on some more episodes right now, so if you don't want to miss them, be sure to subscribe. And if you're enjoying these and want to drop the Perfect Show, a perfect rating or review, please do that on Apple, google, spotify or whatever you're using. Once again, the Perfect Show site is at PerfectShowsite. That's a site TE. Email any comments, music or other things to PerfectShowShowcom and connect on Twitter and Instagram to use your name PerfectShowShow. And, as al

This episode Scot explores the year he was a MoviePass subscriber and the ups and downs of that company. We also talk with Scot's dad and actor Vivian Aalis. Find Vivian Aalis at: https://www.youtube.com/c/VivianAalis Today's music courtesy: Shawn Korkie - https://www.fiverr.com/shawnkorkie Relaxo Beats - https://www.fiverr.com/relaxo_beats AudioVisualGods - https://www.fiverr.com/audiovisualgods Aandy Valentine - https://www.fiverr.com/aandyvalentine Contact:https://twitter.com/PerfectShowShow https://www.instagram.com/perfectshowshow/   AI-Generated Transcript: Speaker 2: 0:22 Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppin, and this is a podcast where I catalog some of the perfect pieces of life one by one. Join me each episode as I examine something that I or someone else considers perfect. So welcome back everybody and just top of the show stuff, let me give you some closure about the sunburn. My sunburn is now totally okay. It has taken long enough between episodes that it has healed, and that doesn't, unfortunately for me, mean turn into a tan, it just means kind of sink back into my previous tone. So it either comes and goes. I don't seem to have any lasting effects, but yeah, all better. Can resume activities. Stop hiding like a pseudo vampire. So here's the deal with this show. Some of the experiences are going to be fully accessible, like Billy's Balloon was last episode, and when they are, all do my best to tell you how to access them. Some of them will only be locally accessible. I may talk about something in a certain location and if you're not there, well then I'm sorry, but you'll have to make do with me just doing my best to explain it or give you a audio version of it. But then some of them, like today, are just plain inaccessible, and that's because they are things of the past. Today's perfect thing is my year with movie pass, and that's a perfect thing for me because I love movies I always have. Two of my earliest jobs were movie related. I worked at a movie theater as soon as I could drive, when I was 16. And then I also, during senior year of high school, I worked at a video store on nights and on weekends. So I was immersed that. I mean movies were how I communicated with my dad instead of sports. That's what we talk, especially I. After college I went to Japan for a number of years. I'll get into that, I'm sure, on a number of episodes. But when I was in Japan especially, I lost the train of American sports because the time difference and the inability to access them on on TV anywhere really you just kind of fall out of it. So movies were still something that I could talk to with my parents or with my family or with friends and and have that sort of connection back and forth. So movies have always held that place and the idea of movie pass was perfect for me. So I call my dad up to talk to him about movie pass, but of course, we also just talked about movies. First I was going to say how many movies did you watch yesterday? Speaker 1: 3:10 Let's see. I probably watched three movies yesterday. Speaker 2: 3:15 Do you remember what they were often? Speaker 1: 3:19 Oh, let's see, that's a good. That's a good question I had. I had a couple of movies come through on Netflix, which is, you know, I I use a lot. Speaker 2: 3:39 Yes, the disc in the mail version. Speaker 1: 3:43 Right, yeah, right, and I don't remember the name of this one, but it's probably a good sign for the movie. Well, I don't know, it was the. It was the first movie that I have watched all the way through where the movie itself was in a foreign language, but I liked the movie enough that I watched it with English subtitles. Speaker 2: 4:27 This is the first foreign language film you've gotten all the way to the finish line on. Speaker 1: 4:32 Oh yeah. Speaker 2: 4:32 Really Well that sounds significant what? Speaker 1: 4:35 now I got to know what this is Was it recent or now one now I can can go to my computer and I can tell you that'd be great. What, sorry, what I watched? Speaker 2: 4:50 But now I'm fascinated the first foreign language film you've ever watched, with subtitles, all the way through. Speaker 1: 4:57 Right, right. Speaker 2: 5:00 It feels like there are a lot of ones that you could circle back to some really good ones. Speaker 1: 5:05 Okay, all right, let me do a quick wake up to the computer and I'll be able to tell you what it was. Okay, oh, oh, okay. I I'm going to say it's a completeonnaise to a full thing of a was called the Assistant. Okay, it was a 2018 Ford film. Speaker 2: 5:43 I see it. Speaker 1: 5:44 It was in French as the primary language and since I had taken French way way on back, like in high school, I knew or in college, I guess I knew some of the words and could put together some of what was being said, but it came on immediately with a. It came on immediately with English subtitles. So it was. I did not have to request English subtitles. Speaker 2: 6:29 Right. Speaker 1: 6:31 It just showed up with English subtitles and it was definitely, even though not a Hitchcock movie, it was definitely a Hitchcock genre type movie. Speaker 2: 6:59 So then, what's the deal with MoviePass? My friend, justin, first told me about it, and when he did, I thought he was describing a not real thing. And that's how I put it to other people. When I would describe it to them is I'm going to tell you about a real thing that sounds like a not real thing. So the way MoviePass worked, at least when I jumped in, was that you pay a monthly fee, which was $9.95, and in exchange you get to go to the theater and see one movie per day every day of the month. So that worked out to 28 minimum, 31 maximum movies per month for $10 total. So, even though I'm only paying $10 per month to see all these movies, when I go to the box office and get my ticket, they're charging a full ticket price. The theater is getting their full money, and then I give them a MoviePass debit card, credit card I think it was some sort of card and that would go through. It would cover the charges, and then I think on the back end, moviepass paid that off somehow. But I'm sitting here thinking I only gave MoviePass $10. And MoviePass has, in exchange, given the theaters that I'm going to hundreds of dollars. How is this possibly working. I'm like maybe it works off me because I'm constantly talking to people about MoviePass. I think I single-handedly got probably like nine or 10 people to sign up that I know of. So maybe that's how it works on people like me. But it couldn't. I'm like it should be hemorrhaging money. There's just no way this is profitable, there's no way this works and, in short, it was exactly hemorrhaging money. It was hemorrhaging to the tune of 20 million a month or sometimes up to 40 million, but I'll get into that when I go through a timeline a little bit later. At that time I think I lived maybe a four-minute drive away from the theater and I had a wife and a very young child, so they both actually went to sleep pretty early and that left me a night out with a lot of extra time on my hands. And once I got like done with some house upkeep, I was just kind of sitting there twiddling my thumbs, and so MoviePass swooped in. I was like, oh, this is perfect. As soon as the rest of my family goes to sleep, I'll just head out right down the street to the movie theater and I'll see, like the 10 o'clock or 1030, whatever is playing at that time zone at the theater, and so my first movie was Blade Runner 2049. And I went, and I went late at night and of course, in a comfortable seat, late at night in the dark arena I'm going to and did immediately fall asleep Not immediately, I made it partway through the movie, fell asleep. Absolutely no fall to the movie, it was all the condition in which I was viewing it. But the great thing about MoviePass and what I enjoyed is I went back the following day and saw it again, stayed awake during the parts that I had fallen asleep of in the first time and put all the pieces together. So I got the complete experience after only two tries. But it was amazing because just that first ticket, the first night I went to a night theater and normally I had been going to see Matt and A's or the cheaper end of shows or wait till a cheap day, but this first ticket was, I think, 1249, maybe for an evening ticket, which is not terribly expensive for movies in this day and age. But considering that I had only given 9.99 for the movie pass, I was already feeling like I had gotten away with something as I walked into my very first movie. So let me try and give a real quick MoviePass timeline. I tried doing a more detailed version of this, but it was getting way too cumbersome, so I'm pulling from a digitaltrendscom article and Wikipedia. So if you want more detail than what I've got, check out those two places. They have a lot more because I'm leaving a lot out. So basic overview for MoviePass. June 2011 it starts for the first time in San Francisco and they get 19,000 people to sign up. In October 2012, they do a national test for MoviePass, a beta test. Then by 2016,. June 2016, they throw out a $50 monthly fee for six movies a month and a $99 monthly pass for unlimited movies. July 2016, there's a new tier based thing with offering for two movies a month and a lower price, and unlimited is still there, but it's between $40 or $50 a month. December 2016, they now have 20,000 subscribers. And then there's the big move August 2017, moviepass announces a drop to $10 per month for unlimited movies one per day. September one month after bringing in the new price point, they get to 400,000 subscribers. They are wary about subscribers who are going to be seeing more than one movie per month. And speaking of subscribers who are gonna see more than one movie per month. That is exactly where I come into the story. I signed up for $995 a month on September 25th 2017 at 11.54 PM. I got this through email r

Welcome to The Perfect Show! Let host Scot Maupin introduce the show and himself and then tell you about today’s perfect thing - Billy’s Balloon, an animated film by Don Hertzfeldt.   Find Don Hertzfeldt at http://www.bitterfilms.com   Thanks to Aandy Valentine for intro and outro music. You can find Aandy at fiverr.com/aandyvalentine   Contact:https://twitter.com/PerfectShowShow https://www.instagram.com/perfectshowshow/ AI Generated Transcript: Hi and welcome to the Perfect Show. I'm your host, scott Moppin, and this is a podcast where I will be trying to catalog some of the perfect little pieces of life, so join me each episode as I examine one thing or experience that I or someone else claims as perfect. Like I said, my name is Scott and I'm actually with you today. While family members of mine are out having fun at a water park, I am grounding myself from being out with them because I lost a fight with the sun and now I must cower in shame. Earlier this week, I sat outside for hours and hours after being asked if I wanted sunscreen for my exposed skin and foolishly turned that offer down because it was cloudy, even though I know that you can still get sunburned on cloudy days. I was promptly given my bright pink comeuppance as my entire head and neck area developed a giant sunburn, which I am sporting now. So I sit here humbled, hiding and recording the first episode of this show while others slide down large wet plastic tubes and do other awesome, fun summer things. I'm recording here in Oakland, california, and maybe I should get some first episode house cleaning things out of the way. Until plans change, I'll be the solo host for the show, but I'm also open to expanding, experimenting, adapting. What that might look like is me trying out things like interviews, one or more co-hosts, sponsored ads. I like the challenge of maybe making an ad that people would want to hear, and also segments or bits, I don't know. I gotta warn you I have quite a silly boy comedy streak in me and I like the idea of adding something random or unrelated from time to time. It's all going to be very much a work in progress as I figure out how to make this what I want it to be, or even what it is I do want it to be. I'll be learning a lot as I go. This is also not going to be some super research heavy podcast. It's going to be more experience based. I think the context of how you experience something has a lot to do with whether or not you consider it to be perfect. Also, it's a lot less work to do a lot less research. I'll do some Googling and reading, sure, but don't expect, like regular research, deep dives. I'll leave that to other podcasts. Before I get going with today's episode topic, you can connect online a few different ways. First, of course, we have the Perfect Show site, which is PerfectShowsite. It's pretty empty right now so don't go there. But again, the Perfect Show site is at wwwperfectshowsite. That's S-I-T. Connect on Twitter, instagram and YouTube to the handle at PerfectShowShow or by emailing PerfectShowShowcom. Today's topic to talk about the very first Perfect Show topic is a cartoon called Billy's Balloon, or more specifically, my experience first seeing Billy's Balloon. So the year is 2000 and I am but a young lad at the University of Kansas in Lawrence, kansas, and my friends invite me to go along with them to an animation festival on some weekend afternoon. I love movies but usually I saw them in cineplexes or mega plexes. The Glenwood four plex, the Oak Park Mall four plex, which is not actually in the mall but in a complex next to the mall, the Olathe landing 8. Then the South Glen 12 opened up and it was like 12 screens in one place. This is crazy. I Actually worked there for a summer. That was my first like non self-employed job. It ruled. Then the West Glen opened up, a bit more of a drive, but usually less crowded, a little better facilities, a little newer. Then the mothership opened up and started eating every other Cineplexes lunch the AMC 24 there, one 19th Street and I 35, two dozen screens, Mine blowing to a young me. At the time there were smaller art house theaters I would go do from time to time not a lot, probably the most often in college and Liberty Hall, but for this animation festival we went to the Rio theater in Overland Park, kansas. That's a suburb of Kansas City, right near where I grew up, about a half hour south of the city. This is my first time going to this theater. The Rio is an independent theater hosting Spike and Mike's animation festival, volume six at that time. So we each paid for one ticket and we got to go watch a lineup of nine short animated films. I think there may have been an introduction in outro, but I knew nothing about any of these. This is a. I was going in cold, which I love to do the rare times I am able to. Sometimes I hear a recommendation about a movie or or a TV show and just like don't find out anything else More about it, just go and see it, and I, on the times that I'm successfully able to do that, it's usually pretty fantastic. So this is one of those times. Not on purpose, this was just from lack of knowing anything about these movies. So Some of them were comedic, some of them were dramatic, some of them were silent. There were dialogue ones and dialogue free ones. Billy's balloon is one without dialogue, but there was even an animated music video for a squirrel-knit zipper song. But then, yeah, this one came on that just blew me away. It was this is my spoiler alert for Billy's balloon. So if you've somehow made it this far and don't want to know what happens in the short film, this is your last eject point. Okay, okay, good, okay. So Billy's balloon starts out with a pretty simple drawing of a child holding a red balloon and a rattle. The movie proceeds to take its time, letting the child shake the rattle with a blank expression. After what seems like an eternity, the balloon strikes the boy in the head and I'll tell you, sitting in the audience, I did not know what I was expecting from this movie, but that absolutely wasn't it. What follows is a heightening of that initial bit. For the rest of the five minutes and 25 seconds, the balloon batters Billy and he looks helpless to do. Anything is like running around and just the menace of this completely unmenacing object battering this kid as he runs helplessly and Flails about I. It's completely absurd and it hit me at just the right point in my age or my demeanor, my mood for the afternoon. But the sound effects. The sound effects are tremendous. Whatever it was I can remember that maybe three or four times in my life a movie Getting me the right mix of me and the movie where I was laughing so hard that I'm crying. And this is one of those times. So, as the bit continues to heighten, we lift Billy into the air and drop him with just the perfect thud sound effect. The film gives us glimpses of hope and then dashes them away with a jumbo jet. The films world expands and we see what appears to be a global revolt of balloons against children everywhere. I Remember gasping for air, wiping away tears in my cheeks, just hurting. It was one of those laughs where something gets you laughing so hard and then while you're laughing you realize how hard you're laughing and that makes you like laughing Harder. It's an avalanche. Laugh, no, but a laugh. You remember for the rest of your life, or for me at least 20 years now, I guess. So the cartoon ended and I regained control of my lungs. I think we watched the rest of the films and probably the outro Afterward. Billy's balloon was the clear standout in my group of friends. This is pre YouTube, so I had no recording of it. We had no way to rewatch it. We just relived it several times in the car, highlighting different bits of writing, echoes of those laughs we enjoyed in the theater. But it would be a few years before I would actually be able to see Billy's balloon again, but I had this memory just seared clearly into my brain. So what is this cartoon? Billy's balloon is an animated film and it's made by Don Hertzfeld, the artist, the writer and animator. He actually released it in 1998, a year and change before I saw it, and it was one of the movies he made as a film student at the University of Santa Barbara in Santa Barbara, california. It was his fourth and last student film, actually, and the first one with this kind of like slapstick humor. Really, it's done well for itself, winning 33 awards and being nominated for best short film at Cannes in 1999. Now, clearly that's not all stuff I just had memorized. I did go and do some research, even after my big disclaimer earlier. I just don't want to be locked into doing that every time, but I enjoy it, so sometimes I will. Don continued to make movies professionally, like after Billy's Balloon, so he started with Rejected in 2000 and he's putting him out. He's put out a bunch ever since, but he's been able to make these movies independently and self-finance their production. So this way he's in complete control over every aspect of the films. And that's exactly what I want to see, because clearly watching Billy's Balloon but then also Rejected is a big one, and his recent ones, the three-part World of Tomorrow films they show the open mind of this guy and it is a weird, exciting place and I want it undiluted. I want to see it without. I want to see it as pure. I want to see that mind that gives me something as pure and ridiculous as Billy's Balloon. I want to mainline that, without interference. This is like I get the same sort of feeling when I see Charlie Kaufman type movies where I'm like this is so unique that it can only really come from one place and you know, like it or hate it. I really just want to see more of that because I find it so interesting. Yeah, so after having this experience with Billy's Balloon, I kept my eyes open for a way to chase it down to rewatch it. This is the thing that

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